Hello and
welcome to another edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling
review series on the internet that has more heat than Enzo Amore! We are
looking at WWE’s Vengeance 2005, quite the odd B level pay per view show for
the simple reason that both world championships are being defended, we have
Batista vs Triple H inside a Hell in a Cell while John Cena defends his WWE
Championship against Christian and Chris Jericho in a triple threat match.
Also, we have a Wrestlemania rematch as Shawn Michaels faces off against Kurt
Angle, to say this pay per view is promising would be an understatement. Will
it live up to the hype? Let’s find out!
Opening Promo
John Cena
has been drafted to Raw, Cena was shining brighter than anyone in WWE so it
only made sense to bring Cena over to Raw. We get a nice montage of Cena
battling Jericho and Christian. We also get a great package for Batista and
Triple H inside The Hell in a Cell, we have Batista talking about being in the
cell while we have the likes of Foley, Bischoff and JR talking about what Hell
in a Cell does to a person. It is pretty epic stuff, no surprise from the WWE.
(WWE Intercontinental Championship Match) Carlito © vs Shelton
Benjamin
Carlito is
the luckiest man when it comes to debuting, Carlito debuted on Smackdown and
defeated Cena while when drafted to Raw, Carlito won the championship in his
first match. Carlito has a swagger to him, another rising star drafted to the
Raw brand. Lock-up, clean break from Benjamin. Firemen’s carry by Benjamin for
two, Carlito begs for mercy from Benjamin. Lock-up and side headlock by
Benjamin, takedown by the challenger. Carlito counters with a headscissors,
Benjamin flips over for a pin and Carlito begs for mercy once more, it is clear
Benjamin is on his A-game.
Boot and
clubbing blows by Carlito, elbows by the champion. Irish whip to the corner,
Benjamin explodes out of the corner with a clothesline. Chops and right hands
to Carlito, knee to the ribs for two. Carlito elbows off Benjamin and grabs a
side headlock, shoulder block by the champion. Benjamin kips-up and
clotheslines Carlito down, Benjamin looks a little dazed, they are playing up
the fact that Benjamin may have hurt himself on Raw. Carlito grabs his
championship and tries leaving, Benjamin batters Carlito down the ramp. Snap
suplex by Benjamin for two, Carlito pokes the eyes. Carlito whips Benjamin,
Benjamin lands on the top rope and clotheslines Carlito. Benjamin is slow to
cover, two for Benjamin.
Right hands
by Benjamin, another eye poke by Carlito. Forearm to the back of the head, knee
to the head by Carlito. Carlito chokes Benjamin using the middle rope, Benjamin
is kicked to the floor. Cover by Carlito for two, scoop slams by Carlito. Two
for Carlito, reverse chinlock by the champion. Benjamin applies an inside
cradle for two, Carlito mows down Benjamin and locks in a reverse chinlock.
Benjamin fights back, spinning reverse elbow by Benjamin. Right hands by
Carlito, Irish whip with Benjamin reversing for a big Samoan drop. Two for
Benjamin, they trade blows on their knees with Benjamin winning the war.
Clotheslines
and a back body drop by Benjamin, backbreaker for two. Benjamin slowly climbs
to the top rope, Carlito chops Benjamin to slow the challenger. Benjamin
hotshots Carlito, Benjamin delivers his springboard bulldog for two. The
referee pulls away Benjamin as Carlito is in the ropes, Carlito exposes the top
turnbuckle. Blue Thunder bomb by Carlito for two, Benjamin Dragon Whips
Carlito. Carlito crawls over to his corner, Benjamin attempts the Stinger Splash
but crashes against the exposed turnbuckle and Carlito rolls up Benjamin for
the win.
That was a
fun opening match, crowd is hot like lava. They were into everything these two
were doing, they had their story of Benjamin with a possible concussion,
Carlito worked the neck well. Good psychology there, finish plays into the
injury and I like how the setup felt very natural. Carlito exposed the
turnbuckle and went back to it, it was not used right away which I can
appreciate, good stuff from two rising stars.
Winner:
Carlito over Shelton Benjamin via Roll-Up!
Victoria vs Christy Hemme
Victoria
turned heel with the company trying to make some money with Christy after
signing her to such a huge contract. I enjoyed Victoria’s babyface run, she
more than held her own with Lita out of the picture and Trish preoccupied with
the Jericho/Christian feud. Anyways, Hemme sprints to the ring, Victoria beats
the piss out of Hemme before Hemme spears Victoria. Victoria is rammed off the
top turnbuckle, Hemme chokes Victoria before taking a stungun. Victoria tees
off on Hemme, vicious hair-pull by Victoria. Corner clothesline and choke by
Victoria, Victoria continues to choke Hemme over and over.
Throat toss
by Victoria, two for Victoria. Reverse chinlock by Victoria, Hemme fights back
before Victoria rakes the eyes. Hemme slides out of a slam but her roll-up does
not work. Victoria looks for The Widow’s Peak, Hemme slides down the back for a
sunset flip but Victoria blocks the pin and rams Hemme’s head off the top turnbuckle.
Victoria climbs to the middle rope, Hemme dodges the moonsault. Hair-pull by
Hemme, stomps and a DDT by Hemme for two. Hemme is whipped into the corner,
Hemme tries a sunset flip but Victoria uses the ropes to steal the win.
That was an
awkward screaming match, I give them credit for trying to do something with
Hemme but Hemme could not really work or sell or emote without screaming at the
top of her lungs, it was just a mess. Victoria looked good out there though,
Victoria made it passable.
Winner:
Victoria over Christy Hemme via Shenanigans!
Todd Grisham & Cena
Cena embarrasses
Tod, Cena talks about being the new kid on the block, Cena is ready as the time
for talking is over, Cena is ready to whoop Jericho and Christian.
Edge W/ Lita vs Kane
Well, Lita
was fooling around with Edge in real-life which would lead to a very dodgy
break-up between Matt Hardy and Lita in real-life. WWE decided to do the smart
thing and make the two a couple on-screen so now, we have Lita and Edge
together. This was the beginning of The Rated “R” Superstar, it also made for a
great story as Lita was Kane’s wife and the bitch had cheated on Kane. The Big
Red Machine is coming for you Lita and coming for you Edge, Lita might be the
must over heel on the roster at this time.
Kane chases
Edge, Edge stomps Kane. Kane shoves off Edge, right hands by Kane. Rights and
lefts by Kane, uppercut by Kane. Back body drop by Kane, Kane chokes Edge using
the middle rope. All Kane so far, hard Irish whip by Kane. Edge is clotheslined
to the floor, Lita talks trash with the fans and does not see Kane coming. Kane
continues to pummel Edge in the ring, Kane knocks Edge onto the ramp. Edge is
helped by Lita as Lita pulls Edge off Kane’s shoulders and Edge shoves Kane
into the ringpost. Spear by Edge on the floor, Edge recovers in the ring. Kane
tris to enter the ring but Edge baseball slides Kane. Edge stomps Kane in the
ring, corner spear by Edge. Edge chokes Kane with a knee to the head, repeated
knees to the head and chest of Kane.
Right hands
by Edge, Kane begins to shake off the punches. Right hand by Kane, Edge dodges
the powerslam for an Edge O Matic. Oh damn, Kane sits-up from it, a dropkick
does not keep Kane down. Huge uppercut by Kane, corner clothesline by Kane.
Edge dodges the second and tries an axe handle, Kane blocks with an uppercut.
Snake eyes and a clothesline for two, Kane lowers his head off an Irish whip. Boot
by Edge but Edge walks into the sidewalk slam, Kane misses his top rope
clothesline as Edge dropkicks The Big Red Machine. Edge measures for a Spear,
Kane counters with a boot.
Kane motions
for a Chokeslam, here comes Snitsky. Kane knocks Snitsky off the apron, Lita
has a chair in the ring. Kane grabs her by the hair and motions for a
Chokeslam. Kane does not Chokeslam Lita but he grabs the steel chair, thinking
of the Pillmanizer. Snitsky enters the ring and boots Kane for two, Kane blocks
The Edgecution. Snitsky is caught for a Chokeslam, Edge has his briefcase but
nails Snitsky by mistake and Kane wins with The Chokeslam.
On a lesser
show, this could have been a show-stealer. This was so much fun, Kane brought
all the intensity you want from a man who has lost his wife. Edge bumps all
around for Kane, Edge gains control thanks to Lita but the monster’s rage is
far too strong. I did groan when Snitsky came out but Kane showed his heart and
won in the end which I believe to be fitting. Kane got his revenge over the man
who stole his wife, few stories are better than that.
Winner:
Kane over Snitsky via Chokeslam!
Shawn Michaels vs Kurt Angle
The rematch
from one of the best Wrestlemania matches of all-time, Angle was drafted to Raw
which led to the chance for this rematch. Angle had done some BS angle where he
wanted to rape Sharmell, thankfully that crap has been dropped and everyone
just wants to see an awesome match.
Lock-up,
Angle shoves back Michaels but we have a clean break, Angle takes the back and
throws down Michaels. Michaels dives for the ropes, lock-up and a side headlock
by Michaels. We have a clean break, Angle takes down Michaels again. Lock-up
and side headlock by Angle, shoulder block by Angle. Hiptoss by Michaels into
an armdrag with a transition to an armbar. Angle wriggles free and armbars
Michaels, keylock and stomp to the elbow by Angle. Michaels powders and holds
his elbow in pain, chops by Michaels after Angle misses a clothesline, Angle powders
to regroup. Angle takes the leg but Michaels rolls to the floor, Angle corners
Michaels.
Angle trips
Michaels, single leg Boston crab by Angle. Michaels reaches the ropes, Michaels
backs into the corner and lures in Angle for chops. Irish whip to the corner by
Michaels, Angle reverses. Michaels boots Angle and attempts a diving sunset flip,
Angle rolls through for The Ankle Lock. Quick as ever, Michaels kicks off Angle
who lands on the floor, Michaels chops Angle who reverses Michaels and looks
for an angle slam. However, Michaels has it well-scouted but Angle German
suplexes Michaels onto the announce table. Angle covers for two, uppercut by Angle.
Neckbreaker for two, foot choke by Angle. Uppercut by Angle in the corner, make
it two. Angle seems to be laying it in stiff on Michaels, makes for good
selling.
Michaels
begins throwing bombs at Angle, Angle kicks Michaels in the gut. Turnbuckle
powerbomb by Angle for two, elbow drop by Angle. Snap suplex by Angle for two,
reverse chinlock by Angle. Micheals fights out of the hold but misses a corner
splash with Angle delivering a German suplex. Angle Slam is countered for an
armdrag, Angle comes back with a huge clothesline for two. Angle places
Michaels on the top rope, right hands by Angle. Angle looks for a belly to
belly suplex, Michaels batters Angle with forearms. Middle rope axe handle is
blocked for a belly to belly suplex, Angle gets another two-count. Sleeper by
Angle, Michaels wriggles free to back suplex Angle. Right hands by Michaels,
flying forearm form a resilient Michaels.
Michaels
kips-up, inverted atomic drop followed by a clothesline. Scoop slam by
Michaels, elbow drop by Michaels. Michaels is all fired up, Michaels sets up
for Sweet Chin Music when Angle takes off Michaels’ head with a clothesline for
two, the angle slam is countered for a swinging DDT, two for Michaels. Angle
slides out of a suplex for a German suplex, Michaels elbows out of the German
but eats an Angle Slam, two for Angle! Inside cradle by Michaels for two, Angle
rolls into The Ankle Lock. Michaels rolls Angle into the referee, Angle elevates
Michaels to the floor, Michaels clutches his leg in pain.
The trainers
are motioned for but Angle wants the win. The straps are down and Angle is
going for the kill, Angle dodges Sweet Chin Music and applies The Ankle Lock.
Michaels tries kicking off Angle, Angle does not let go. Michaels writhes
around in pain before Angle is flung into the ringpost. Angle charges in and
eats Sweet Chin Music from Michaels. Michaels covers and gets two, Angle begins
climbing to the top turnbuckle. Angle tries an axe handle but dives into Sweet
Chin Music, Michaels wins the match.
Another
great match from Angle and Michaels, they have an insane chemistry that is
meant for show-stealing. I love the intensity of Angle in the early parts of
the match, the turnbuckle powerbomb looked absolutely brutal. Michaels is one
of the best sellers in the wrestling business, Michaels was awesome. I love the
Angle Slam/Ankle Lock/Sweet Chin Music counters, it is great stuff to watch,
two of the best at the peak of their powers showing off their craft. I guess my
only issue would be Angle climbing to the top rope for the finish, Angle only
goes up for a moonsault so to try a dive
while Michaels was standing was very out of character but I can let that go as
these two were just brilliant in this match.
Winner:
Shawn Michaels over Kurt Angle via Sweet Chin Music!
Batista vs Triple H/Viscera and Lillian Garcia
Batista and Triple H get into a scuffle backstage with Coach
pissing off Batista before the confrontation. While Viscera is the 500 pound
love machine who wants to marry Lillian Garcia, Godfather comes out and changes
the mind of Viscera because Hos are better than just one woman. Some filler, I
am indifferent to it, it could have been worse but yeah, women and the WWE did
not go well together during the times before the revolution.
(WWE Championship Match) John Cena © vs Chris Jericho vs
Christian W/ Tyson Tomko
John Cena was drafted to Raw, Christian and Cena continued their
beef from Royal Rumble. Bischoff made Christian the number one contender,
Jericho was not happy and assaulted Cena in order to bully his way into the
match. This was Jericho playing the heel for the first time in over a year and
also Y2J’s final angle before his departure from the WWE for two years.
Jericho slaps Cena, Cena takes down Jericho. Christian saves
Jericho, Jericho and Christian fight over stomping Cena before they both take
turns showing off the many ways they can punish the champion. Jericho gets sick
of it and clotheslines Christian, back elbow for Christian. Tomko pulls out
Jericho and drops Jericho across the barricade, Cena hiptosses Christian and
stomps Captain Charisma. Christian is with the referee when Tomko clubs the
back out of Cena, the referee catches Tomko and Tomko is ejected from the
ringside area. Cena flapjacks Christian and FUs Christian to the floor when
Christian refuses to let go of the ropes.
Cena turns around into a back elbow from Jericho for two, low
dropkick and slaps by Jericho. Jericho stomps Cena in the corner, Irish whip to
the corner. Cena boots back Jericho, Cena pummels Jericho in the corner.
Jericho Irish whips Cena to the corner, modified bulldog by Y2J. Cena avoids
the Lionsault but Jericho back elbows Cena and baseball slides Cena on the
floor. Cena meets the barricade, Jericho attempts a suplex through the announce
table but Cena DDTs Jericho on the floor. Christian recovers to pin Cena for
two, Christian chokes the life out of Cena. Reverse chinlock by Christian, Cena
fires up and clotheslines Captain Charisma. Shoulder block by Cena and a huge
spinning sideslam. Five Knuckle Shuffle is stopped by Jericho, Christian
baseball slides Jericho into the announce table.
Jericho counters a
clothesline for a roll-up into a Walls of Jericho attempt, Christian kicks off
Jericho into Cena who falls to the floor. O Connor roll by Christian for two,
Christian is on the top turnbuckle. Jericho meets Christian, Cena comes in for
the tower of doom spot, fans eat that up. Cena covers for two, Cena
clotheslines down Jericho and Christian. Scoop slams, Christian is drop
toeholded into Jericho. Double Five Knuckle Shuffle, sunset flip on Jericho by
Cena for two, roll-up by Christian on Cena for two. Double jacknife cover by
Jericho for two, double back elbow by Christian and Cena on Jericho.
Christian and Cena clothesline one another, Jericho is on the
top rope. Cena crotches Y2J, Christian is sent into Jericho’s nuts. Jericho
tumbles to the floor, Christian is rolled-up for two, Christian counters The FU
with a rake to the eyes, falling reverse DDT by Christian for two. Christian
has the championship, Tomko returns to clothesline Cena. Christian covers for
two, Cena elevates Christian to the floor. Jericho is back in, Walls of Jericho
on Cena. Christian is on the apron, springboard dropkick by Jericho and back to
the walls on Cena. Christian rolls-up Jericho for two and a half, Christian
goes for The Unprettier on Jericho. Jericho pushes Christian into Cena, Cena
scoops up Christian for The FU, Cena whacks Jericho away with Christian’s body
and plants Captain Charisma for the win.
A fantastic triple threat, a lot of hard work was put into
the match. You could tell from the choreography, it was some nice stuff. I
liked the way people were taken out of the match to make it one on one, the
likes of the FU to the floor and the DDT on the floor were nice. The multiple
pins were nice and the ending was very dramatic, it could have gone anyway.
That’s what you want from this kind of match with everyone looking like they
could win, great triple threat match.
Winner:
John Cena over Jericho & Christian via FU!
(WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match) Batista © vs
Triple H (Hell in a Cell Match)
Batista was in Evolution, Batista was The Animal and a rising
star. Triple H could not keep Batista under his thumb, Batista won The Royal
Rumble and won the championship from Triple H at Wrestlemania. Batista was established
as the main man on Raw, Triple H lost his rematch against Batista but Batista
was still goaded into this match because Triple H said so, that’s all there is
to it when it comes down to the nitty gritty. This is the blow-off to the
feud that has not helped Batista that much, neither pay per view match has been
something to look back on as a good match. Hopefully, this match breaks the
trend, it is hard to have a boring Hell in a Cell match but Triple H has
managed it before.
Triple H goes right after Batista with right hands, Batista
reverses an Irish whip to the corner and clotheslines Triple H. Sidewalk slam
and Triple H meets the steel cage, side headlock by Triple H. Shoulder block by
Batista, corner clothesline and clothesline to the floor by the champion.
Triple H is rammed off the cell wall over and over, Triple H turns the tide by
sending Batista shoulder first into the ringpost. Batista is on the apron but
Triple H bumps Batista off the cell wall. Triple H finds a chain under the
ring, Batista is whipped over the back with the chain, it looks barbaric.
Triple H wraps the chain around Batista’s neck, Batista is having the life
choked out of him. Batista eats knees to the back while Triple H continues to
choke the champion.
Batista hotshots Triple H, Batista has the chain. Triple H is
whipped hard by The Animal, Batista spinebusters The Game into the cell wall.
In the ring, Triple H manages to spinebuster Batista, Triple H is bleeding
everywhere. Triple H pulls out a chair wrapped in barbed wire, Batista is
waffled in the back. Triple H charges in and Batista goes low with a kick,
Batista lowers his head off an Irish whip. Facebuster by The Game, Triple H
runs off the ropes but eats a huge clothesline from the champion. Batista
smacks Triple H right in the face, Batista rakes the face of Triple H with the
chair. Triple H has his face raked off the cell wall, Batista throws Triple H
like a javelin into the cell wall.
Batista tries a corner spear Triple H dodges and Batista
meets the ringpost. Triple H wants a pedigree on the barbed wire chair, Batista
back drops The Game. Batista scoops up Triple H and powerslams the challenger
onto the chair, two for Batista. Batista has a chain, Triple H lures in Batista
for a DDT on the chair. Batista is bleeding, Triple H sends Batista into the
cell wall. Batista is raked off the cell wall, Triple H pulls out his trusty
sledgehammer. Batista knocks the hammer out of The Game’s hands, Batista looks
for The Batista Bomb but Triple H backdrops The Animal. Triple H has the
sledgehammer, Batista eats the hammer to the face. 1….2… Batista finds a way to
muster the strength to kick out of the blow.
Batista low blows Triple H, Batista has the sledgehammer.
Triple H rocks Batista’s world with a chain, two for Triple H. Triple H has the
chain, Triple H dives on the middle rope with the chain but Batista blocks with
the sledgehammer. Triple H falls to the floor, right hands by the champion.
Irish whip to the corner, Triple H tumbles to the floor. Batista has the steel
steps, Triple H is walloped in the face. Batista props the steel steps in the
corner, Triple H is bounced off the steel steps. Triple H is Irish whipped into
the steel steps, Batista calls for the end of the match.
Triple H avoids the powerbomb with a low blow, Pedigree by
The Game. 1…2.. Batista kicks out! Triple H is looking for a pedigree on the
steel steps, Batista counters for a spinebuster on the steel steps. Triple H
rolls off with not a clue where he is at, Triple H has the sledgehammer but
Batista powers up The Game and drills the challenger to the mat with The
Batista Bomb for the win.
Now, that is the match I was hoping for from these two, as
much good Triple H had done for Batista’s career, Triple H was not helping Big
Dave shine as the new top star, both their matches on pay per view before this
were nothing to write home about, this match saved this feud. It was brutal and
exciting all at the one time, it was bloody with a lot of graphic imagery which
helped create the idea in the minds of all those watching that these two hated
one another and Triple H would do anything to hold the championship once more,
I liked the desperation of The Game, I liked the raw, grit and badassery of
Batista as he tore through The Game as the match progressed.
I also liked the
finish, the imagery of Triple H picking up ol’ reliable the sledgehammer, the
weapon that has saved his skin through thick and thin only for The Game not to
be quick enough to take down The Animal. Batista had well and truly beaten and
vanquished his greatest foe, Batista was the king of the mountain and was on to
his next challenger.
Winner:
Batista over Triple H via Batista Bomb!
That was WWE’s Vengeance of 2005, a great pay per view. I
have to believe that this would be up there with the likes of Money in the Bank
2011 as one of those shows that kicked ass from top to bottom. Earlier in the
month, you had ECW’s One Night Stand and it seemed like the Raw crew did not
want to be outdone by a bunch of wrestlers who never made it to the big time in
their eyes, granted some were under contract to the WWE. With the exception of
the filler and Hemme vs Victoria, how could you hate this card? Michaels vs
Angle 2, a great triple threat which had a lot of planning and love put into it
and a bloody exciting and fitting end to your main feud on your show. This was
great stuff for a B level show, thanks for reading and remember: There’s always
another night!
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