Welcome and
hello to another hard-hitting edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the
only wrestling review series on the internet that bullies Bradshaw behind the
scenes. It is WWE’s Backlash 2004, Backlash is a pay per view after
Wrestlemania that typically delivers, the product is hot and fresh in the sense
that Wrestlemania is barely a month old. We are in Canada, we are in Benoit’s
hometown. The main event is a rematch from Wrestlemania, we also have the
culmination of the Foley vs Orton feud, a lot of rematches from Wrestlemania.
This should be a good show but will it live up to the prior Backlash pay per
views? Let’s find out!
Opening Promo
It begins
again, Benoit, Triple H and Shawn Michaels all talk about Wrestlemnaia and
about how Backlash is a fresh start for each individual, it is good stuff and
sets the tone for the night.
Shelton Benjamin vs Ric Flair
Benjamin was
drafted to Raw and had beaten Triple H two weeks in a row, Flair looks for
revenge. Benjamin and Flair start off testing one another, Flair struts and
Benjamin slaps Flair. Benjamin shows off his incredible athleticism before
Flair shoulder blocks Benjamin. Benjamin takes control with a dropkick and a
back drop on the floor, Flair lures in Benjamin in the ring with an eye poke
and a chop. Flair climbs to the top rope, Benjamin yanks down Flair.
Clotheslines by Benjamin, Benjamin misses a dropkick as Flair holds onto the
ropes. Benjamin counters the Figure four for a small package, two for Benjamin.
Ten punches in the corner by Benjamin, Flair goes to the leg as Benjamin argues
with the referee.
Flair stomps
the leg multiple times, Figure Four by Flair. Benjamin screams in pain,
Benjamin reverses the hold but Flair uses the ropes to correct his position.
Chop by Flair for two, Flair grabs a chair from ringside. Referee takes away
with the chair, slugfest between Benjamin and Flair. Enzuigiri by Benjamin,
Dragon Whip by Benjamin. Rights and lefts by Benjamin, Flair flip to the floor.
Benjamin suplexes Flair into the ring, Flair begs for mercy. Huge chop by
Flair, Flair is on the top rope. Flair has brass knuckles, Benjamin Stinger
Splashes Flair and the knuckles fly to the floor, Benjamin scores with a diving
clothesline for the win.
A lot of fun
in this match, the crowd is hot and different as we are in Canada. Flair was
loved by the fans, they popped for the eye rakes and the antics. Benjamin
showed a lot of fire too to stand toe to toe with Flair in a crowd that was
cheering for The Nature Boy. While I may be unhappy about The World’s Greatest
Tag Team splitting up, Benjamin has something special about him and I look
forward to covering Benjamin’s rise as a superstar on Raw. Good way to kick off
the show, no mistakes and all around fun.
Winner:
Shelton Benjamin over Ric Flair via Flying Clothesline!
Randy Orton Promo
The Legend
Killer proclaims that Mick Foley will be put out of his misery tonight, Todd
Grisham asks if Orton is afraid of facing Cactus Jack, Orton says he has no
fear going into the match.
The Coach vs Tajiri
Lock-up and
armdrag by Coach? Coach is wrestling Tajiri? Tajiri kicks Coach in the leg
hard, Coach powders to the floor. Tajiri kicks the ringpost as Coach dodges,
Coach works the leg of Tajiri. Coach stomps Tajiri and talks trash, Tajiri
kicks Coach in the face to escape a leg lock. Coach goes back to the leg, Coach
climbs to the top rope, Tajiri kicks the ropes ad Coach is stuck upside down.
Dropkick to the back of the head, Coach reaches the ropes. Handspring elbow by
Tajiri, huge kick and Buzzsaw Rush by Tajiri. Coach blocks the monkey flip and
almost steals the pin with feet on the ropes, Tajiri kicks out at two.
Tajiri
applies The Tarantula, Coach has fantastic facials. Out of nowhere, Garrison
Cade punches Tajiri in the face and The Coach rolls-up Tajiri for the win. This
was trash, went far too long and was not funny enough to survive on that alone.
DUD.
Winner: The
Coach over Tajiri via Roll-Up!
Chris Jericho vs Christian & Trish Stratus (Handicap
Match)
Trish
Stratus would swerve the fans and Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania by siding with
Christian. Christian had defeated Jericho and stolen his girlfriend, things
were personal for Y2J. Watching this back, Trish was so much better as a heel,
she was the perfect bitch. Christian and Jericho talk trash, Jericho decks
Christian before chasing Trish, back elbow to Christian and a back body drop.
Right hands by Jericho, slut chants to Trish. Suplex by Jericho, cocky pin for
two. Jericho is distracted by Trish, Christian clubs Jericho. Christian tumbles
to the floor, Trish looks on concerned. Springboard dropkick by Jericho, Trish
stalks Jericho which distracts Jericho. Christian is caught red-handed by
Jericho, huge right hand by Jericho.
Diving
reverse elbow by Jericho for two, chops by Jericho. Trish clubs Jericho off an
Irish whip, Christian suplexes Jericho onto the apron and clotheslines Jericho
into the barricade. Christian chokes Jericho, tag to Trish. Trish slaps Jericho
over and over, Trish measures for a Chick Kick. Its scores and Trish shuffles
like Jericho, tag to Christian. Christian slaps Y2J, snapmare into a reverse
chinlock. Jericho fires up for a Walls of Jericho attempt, Christian kicks off
Jericho but Jericho bounces off the turnbuckle and Jericho’s head smacks off
Christian’s nether regions. Trish wants the tag, Jericho rolls-up Christian for
two. Clothesline by Jericho, shoulder block and a flashback neckbreaker for
two.
Jericho blocks the falling reverse DDT for a
northern lights suplex, two for Jericho. Trish slaps Jericho from the apron
when Jericho ends up in her corner, slingshot falling reverse DDT for two.
Jericho is slapped by Christian but Christian runs into a Walls attempt, Trish
saves Christian. Jericho spanks Trish, Christian nails The Unprettier. Tag to
Trish, Trish covers and Jericho kicks out at two. Tag to Christian, Trish is
clotheslined by Jericho and we have a double knockdown by Jericho and
Christian. Slugfest, Christian wins the battle but Jericho nails a flying
forearm.
Drop toehold by Jericho, knee across the back.
Modified bulldog, Christian blocks The Lionsault with his knees. Christian
applies a Texas Cloverleaf, Jericho turns the hold into a Walls of Jericho,
Trish runs into harm’s way and gets locked in The Walls of Jericho. Christian
rolls-up Jericho for two, Jericho sets up Christian for the walls but changes
it to a catapult. Christian runs into Trish and Jericho nails an enzuigiri for
the win.
Another fun
match, Christian and Trish were annoying heels, Trish took her time, taking
cheap shots at Jericho but ended up getting what she deserves in the end. The
clothesline was crazy though, I forgot how the women could be bumped around by
the men. Anyways, a lot of fun with the crowd entertained throughout the match,
Christian was such a prick, so good as his job while I love heel Trish, just so
much more natural.
Winner:
Chris Jericho over Christian and Trish Stratus via Enzuigiri!
Eugene stumbles into The Women’s Locker Room
Eugene
stumbles in on Gail Kim in her underwear and a wigless Molly Holly, Regal saves
his buddy Eugene while enjoying the view himself.
(WWE Women’s Championship Match) Victoria © vs Lita
Two fan
favourites going at it in this match, Lita won a battle royal to earn this
opportunity. Lita was injured while Victoria had her initial heel run on Raw so
it is nice to see these two finally lock horns. They are both babyfaces and
while Victoria is popular, this might be a mistake putting her in there with
Lita. Anyways, the match begins with armdrags and firemen’s carries by both
women, they have a stalemate and another lock-up, hard Irish whip by Victoria
and a backslide for two. Cradle by Lita for two, sunset flip by Lita for two.
Victoria reverses and we have a series of pins, scoop slam by Victoria. Booty
shake moonsault by Victoria for two.
Reverse
chinlock by Victoria, snap suplex for two. Romero special from Victoria,
headscissors and monkey flip by Lita. Scoop slam and elbow by Lita for two,
snap suplex with a kip-up by Lita. Headscissors by Lita, sleeper by Lita.
Victoria edges her way towards the ropes, Victoria drop toeholds Lita into the
ropes. Tilt-a-whirl sideslam by Victoria for two, Victoria climbs for a
moonsault. Lita dodges the moonsault, jacknife cover by Lita for two. Reverse
Twist of Fate by Lita for two, Victoria blocks a DDT. Small package by Victoria
and the champion retains her title. After the match, Gail Kim and Molly Holly
jump the babyfaces.
This was a
good match for the women’s division. What I have found is a lot of what is
considered the golden era is not living up to the billing that WWE gives it (No
surprise there though, they are prone to exaggerating their own history)
Anyways, this was a good match with Victoria being established as the top
babyface by beating Lita and Trish being a heel. I look forward to more from
Victoria, come on WWE do not let me down.
Winner:
Victoria over Lita via Small Package!
(WWE Intercontinental Championship Match) Randy Orton © vs
Cactus Jack (No Holds Barred Match)
Foley had
tricked Orton into a hardcore style match with Evolution banned from ringside.
Orton had teased, mocked and threatened Foley for months, Foley snapped and
attacked at Royal Rumble. Orton walked away the winner at Wrestlemania but
Orton might be trapped this time. There is no help, there is one mad man
standing in the ring across from him, a man that is willing to do everything
and anything to walk away the champion and the victor in this match. Orton
walks to the ring with a trash can full of weapons, confident or at least he
seems it on the outside.
Both men
have barbed wire weapons, Orton’s barbed wire falls apart, Orton hides behind a
trash can. Cactus Jack chases Orton as Orton runs around frantically, Orton drop
toeholds Cactus Jack into the steel steps. They fight for the barbed wire,
Cactus Jack pops Orton in the mouth. Orton smacks Cactus with the trash can
four times, Cactus boots the can into Orton’s face. Cactus stomps Orton in the
ring, choking the life out of the champion. Knee lift by Cactus, leg drop for a
two count. Foot choke by Cactus, baseball slide by Cactus sends Orton to the
floor. Neckbreaker on the floor by Cactus, Cactus climbs to the middle rope.
Orton sees the elbow coming and scurries away to the top of the ramp.
Orton back
drops Cactus on the ramp, two for Orton. Backslide by Orton for two, Cactus’ head
smacks off the ramp for two. Uppercut by Orton, Orton has the barbed wire.
Cactus saves his face from the barbed wire by low blowing Orton, clothesline by
Cactus. Cactus has Socko, Cactus looks at the barbed wire. Cactus chooses the
barbed wire, Orton is walloped in the face. Orton is bleeding, elbow drop with
the barbed wire. Right hands by Cactus, knee to the face of Orton. Cactus has
the barbed wire again, Cactus rakes it off the face of Orton, Orton screams out
in pain, some great visuals here from the cameras. Cactus places the barbed
wire on Orton’s private area and leg drops the barbed wire onto Orton’s crotch.
Cactus pulls
out a gasoline can, Cactus plans on lighting the barbed wire. Bischoff comes
out and says no fire, Cactus relents but Orton is not safe. Cooking tray to the
head, Cactus pulls out a barbed wire board. Cactus is punching Orton before
Orton pulls powder out of nowhere, wham into the face of Cactus. Orton slams
Cactus onto the barbed wire board, two count for Orton. Orton puts the boots to
Cactus, Orton places the board in the corner. Cactus is whipped into the board
and dropkicked back into it for good measure. Orton pulls a bag of thumbtacks
out, the crowd erupts in a “Aww” chants. Orton measures Cactus for an RKO on
the tacks, it goes wrong as Cactus shoves Orton into the tacks.
Another
great visual, roll-up for two. Orton begins walking to the back to escape,
Cactus gives chase. Orton is hurled off the stage through some cables and
wooden boxes, Orton is tended to by some trainers. Cactus dives off the stage
with a huge elbow drop. Cover by Cactus and Orton kicks out at two! Stomps by
Cactus, Double Arm DDT by Cactus and Orton kicks out again! Orton rolls to the
floor and grabs the barbed wire bat, Cactus is hit in the face and the ribs.
Across the back for good measure, Cactus goes for Socko. Mandible Claw, Orton
uppercuts Cactus and nails a low blow. Orton lands an RKO, cover and Cactus
kicks out. RKO on the barbed wire bat and Orton defeats Cactus Jack.
Tremendous
match, one of the best of Randy Orton’s career. Foley came in and it was time
for Orton to pay for all his sins. Orton took everything from Foley, barbed
wire, stage bumps and thumbtacks. The fans ate up every spot, the blood, the
weapon shots and the violence. Foley is one of the best ever talents for making
others, Foley solidified Triple H, Foley got The Rock ready for Stone Cold
Steve Austin and Foley made Orton on this night. This match put Orton on the
map, in the fans eyes, Orton was a tough guy now and that was just incredible I
could not say enough great things about this match.
Winner:
Randy Orton over Cactus Jack via RKO!
La Resistance vs The Hurricane & Rosey
Lock-up,
Conway and Hurricane begin. Top wristlock by Hurricane, side headlock by
Hurricane, hiptoss by Conway. Another side headlock by Hurricane, headscissors takedown by
Hurricane. Rosey clotheslines Grenier, tag team manoeuvre by Hurricane and
Rosey. Hurricane climbs the top rope, Grenier distracts Hurricane, Conway nails
a swinging neckbreaker. Tag to Grenier, backbreaker for two. Hard Irish whip
and bearhug by Grenier, Eugene is here at ringside. Rosey gets the tag,
sideslam on Conway. Sidewalk slam on Grenier, Samoan drop on Conway. Grenier
makes the save, double clothesline by Rosey.
Rosey misses
a splash in the corner, Hurricane clotheslines Grenier to the floor. Hurricane
dives onto La Resistance, Eugene begins climbing into the ring. Eugen runs the
ropes over and over, Hurricane and Conway battle. William Regal gets away Eugene,
Hurricane pins Conway with The Eye of The Hurricane. Well, it was very short
and the fans cared more about Eugene than anyone else in the match. So, yeah…
sucks to be those four men in the ring. DUD.
Winners:
Hurricane & Rosey over La Resistance via The Eye of The Hurricane!
Edge vs Kane
Edge had
broken his hand and is wearing a huge cast despite just returning to the ring.
Edge cannot use the cast in this match, best part of this a promo package
showing Jonny Nitro. Anyways, Edge was a fast rising star on Smackdown before
his legitimate injury, how will Edge fair on the Raw brand? You screwed Bret
chants for Earl Hebnar, made me laugh.
Edge punches
Kane with his other hand, Kane corners Edge. Right hands by Edge, Kane throat
tosses Edge. Kane works over the arm of Edge, elbows by Edge. Diving
clothesline by Edge, Edge measures for a Spear. Kane catches Edge on the floor,
Edge’s hand is slammed into the ringpost. Edge screams out in pain, Kane stomps
on the hand. Kane stomps and slams the hand, knees to the hand. Top wristlock
by Kane, Edge rakes the eyes to escape but Kane nails a sidewalk slam. Edge
avoids an elbow, flying forearm by Edge.
Spinning
heel kick by Edge, big boot by Kane. Kane shoves Edge off the top rope, Kane
misses a clothesline from the top and Edge drills The Big Red Machine with an
Edegcution. Kane sits up, Edge hits the referee by accident. Low blow, cast
shot to the head and a Spear for the win.
That was
rather dull too, it seems like the last two matches were there just to hold you
over for the main event. Not much of a return for Edge and Kane’s monster push
seems to have disappeared. Not exactly disappointing as it was so short,
passable but barely.
Winner:
Edge over Kane via Spear!
(WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match) Chris Benoit © vs
Shawn Michaels vs Triple H
Fantastic
promo, the imagery, the wrestlers talking about one another. Benoit captured
the championship at Wrestlemania in a beautiful moment as Benoit’s dream was
realized. A favourite of the fans, Benoit had done what seemed impossible at
the start of the year. Now, we have a rematch between the three. In Benoit’s
hometown, Chris’ kid and wife Nancy at ringside (God rest their souls). Benoit
walks up to Triple H and Shawn Michaels parading his belt.
Benoit and
Michaels double team Triple H, double back body drop to The Game. Michaels
clotheslines Triple H to the floor, Michaels and Benoit chop one another in the
corner. Neckbreaker by Michaels on Benoit, Michaels attacks the incoming Triple
H, right hands by Michaels. High knee by Triple H, Triple H tosses Benoit to
the floor. Michaels lands an inverted atomic drop on Triple H, right hands
decks The Game. Triple H tries for a Pedigree, Michaels escapes and both
Michaels & Triple H knock Benoit to the floor. Benoit recovers for German
suplexes on Michaels and Triple H. Benoit chops both, back body drop on Triple
H.
Michaels
chops Benoit in the corner, Benoit throws Michaels to the floor. Triple H
attempts a double axe handle, Benoit catches Triple H for The Crossface.
Michaels interrupts so Benoit takes out Michaels on the floor, Triple H stops
Benoit who is on the top rope. Triple H had Benoit for a superplex before
Michaels smacks The Game in the back, Benoit crashes to the floor. Electric
chair drop by Michaels on Triple H for two, Michaels chops Triple H. Triple H
turns the tide with a facebuster, Benoit delivers a Diving Headbutt to Michaels
but Triple H makes the save. Michaels forearms Benoit, Michaels hits the
referee with a flying forearm by mistake.
Michaels is
knocked to the outside, Benoit blocks a Pedigree attempt for an attempted
Sharpshooter. Benoit applies the hold, Michaels tries to break it up but Benoit
has The Crippler Crossface. Michaels applies the sharpshooter to Benoit in
Canada, huge boos and out comes Earl Hebnar (Brilliant spot). Michaels turns
his attention to Triple H, Triple H is floored with a right hand. Michaels
chops Benoit, scoop slam is countered by Benoit for a Crossface. Michaels is
going to tap but Triple H saves the match. Benoit eats a DDT from Triple H, two
for The Game. Triple H stomps Benoit viciously in the corner, Benoit fires up
with chops and right hands. Triple H tumbles to the floor, Michaels blocks a
German suplex from Benoit, clothesline by Michaels for two.
Michaels
tosses Benoit to the floor, Benoit and Triple H stand dazed on the floor,
Michaels attempts a dive from the top rope. Benoit & Triple H dodge which leaves
Michaels to crash through the announce table. Triple H rams Benoit into the
ringpost and the steel steps, Triple H mounts Benoit and pummels the champion.
Benoit is thrown shoulder first into the ringpost, Triple H does it again as
Benoit holds his shoulder on the floor. Camel clutch by Triple H, right hands
by Triple H in the corner. Ten punches by The Cerebral Assassin, Benoit
counters as Triple H tastes the top turnbuckle from a flapjack by the champion.
Facebuster off an Irish whip by Triple H, Triple H misses a clothesline and the
German suplexes begin.
Benoit
misses The Diving Headbutt, Pedigree by The Game. Triple H cannot capitalize
immediately, Triple H slowly drapes an arm and Michaels makes the save. Triple
H knocks down Michaels over and over but The Heartbreak Kid will not stay down.
Flying forearm by Michaels, kip-up from Michaels. Scoop slam and huge elbow
drop, Michaels measures for Sweet Chin Music. Benoit is on the apron, Michaels
takes Benoit’s head off. Low blow by Triple H, all three men are down with
Triple H crawling for the cover, Michaels kicks out at two. Pedigree is
countered as Triple H is elevated over the top rope and down to the floor.
Triple H has
his sledgehammer, huge shot to the spine of Michaels. Triple H waits for the
killer blow, Benoit pulls Triple H to the floor. Triple H bounces Benoit’s head
off the steel steps, Triple H looks for a Pedigree on the steel steps. Benoit
counters for a catapult into the ringpost, Triple H spills out into the crowd.
Benoit rolls into the ring, Michaels looks for Sweet Chin Music. Benoit trips
Michaels for The Sharpshooter, Michaels is inches away from the ropes but
Benoit drags back Michaels. Triple H crawls towards Michaels but there is
nothing he can do, Benoit makes Michaels tap out in the middle of the ring.
Not on the
same level as Wrestlemania but damn, that was a great match. An absolute war,
the crowd was hot throughout the match. Amazing what can happen with a fresh face
added to the mix on Raw, for so long I would dread the Raw pay per views with
Triple H dominating and having mostly boring matches with over-booked nonsense everywhere.
However, the quality has improved greatly since Royal Rumble, looking forward
to more. And the sharpshooter spots were beyond perfect, the first with
Michaels playing up The You Screwed Bret stuff and Earl Hebnar being the
referee. And Michaels tapping out in Canada was such an awesome moment.
Winner:
Chris Benoit over Shawn Michaels & Triple H via Sharpshooter!
That was WWE’s
Backlash of 2004, a top tier B level pay per view in my eyes. This show was a
breeze to go through with a lot of enjoyable matches. The handicap match, the
opening match, the solid Women’s Championship match, Randy Orton being
legitimized in the eyes of the fans, a hometown win for Benoit, cementing him
as the top star of the brand and not a fluke or a one-hit wonder, it had a lot
of good stuff on this show. There were slow moments, Coach vs Tajiri fell flat
for me as the comedy was not very good and the two matches before the main
event were so short and clearly filler but this show had so much good stuff,
that it is hard to say I did not enjoy the whole thing. Thanks for eading and
remember: There’s always another night!