Hello and welcome to another edition of
Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series on the internet
that offends more than a Jim Cornette Podcast Rant! It’s WWF in Your House 2,
the WWF second crack at more pay per views than the usual five throughout the
year. A smaller card once more but it’s absolutely stacked. From The Allied
Powers against Owen Hart & Yokozuna, Shawn Michaels vs Jeff Jarrett for The
Intercontinental Championship and a Lumberjack match for the WWF Championship
as Diesel defends against Sycho Sid. King of The Ring 1995 was awful so
anything will be better and I have a good feeling for sure with this smaller
card. Oh God, do not let me be wrong as we are ready to kick things off!
The 1-2-3 Kid vs
The Roadie
Kid jumps Roadie to kick us off,
Roadie bears down on the neck with kicks. It’s stated that Roadie injured Kid’s
neck, shoulder block from Roadie. Kid leapfrogs and rolls through, tripping up
Roadie. Kid kicks Roadie in the corner, Roadie reverses the Irish whip. Kid
lands the headscissors which leads Roadie to the floor, Roadie has no clue where
he is as the referee begins counting. Slingshot kick from Kid, Roadie is tossed
back in the ring. Jumping kick in the corner, hard whip to the buckle and a crossbody
splash. Another whip, Roadie counters with a powerslam. Roadie lands an apron
diving clothesline, Roadie sends Kid into the ring-post by the groin. Roadie
whips Kid, flapjack from Roadie into a big leg drop. Make it two, Roadie bows
for the fans.
Back body-drop from Roadie, Roadie
begins dancing from the middle rope. Boot from Roadie, two for Roadie. Shoulder
claw from Roadie, Roadie tries a top rope splash and ends up eating the canvas.
Roadie misses two rights, Kid lands two rights before a spinning heel kick
floors Roadie. Two for Kid, Roadie is sent to the buckle. Corner dropkick from
Kid, Frog Splash from Kid for a close two. Kid misses a clothesline, attempting
a hurricanrana but Roadie counters for a powerbomb. Two for Roadie, Roadie
sends Kid to the buckle hard. Roadie tries a spear, Kid dodges and Roadie hits
the ring-post hard. Kid is crotched on the top rope, Middle Rope Piledriver and
this is over.
Well that’s a spectacular finish
especially when someone’s neck is their weak point. Eat your heart out Rhino, I
can’t believe Roadie absolutely smashed Kid like that. Kid bumping around like
a maniac makes all of his opponents look good and makes for entertaining matches
for sure. Good choice of opening match for sure, can’t help but feel Kid
deserves more due to the quality of his work and how Kid makes everyone he works
with, look fantastic.
Winner: The
Roadie over The Kid via Top Rope Piledriver!
Men On A Mission
vs Razor Ramon & Savio Vega
Ramon’s ribs are still taped up but
The Bad Guy is here for revenge against King Mabel who attacked Ramon following
his victory over Ramon’s friend Savio Vega. Mo slaps Ramon to kick us off, Sir
Mo takes the arm before Ramon buries shoulders into Sir Mo. Fallaway slam and
slap from Ramon, tag to Savio. Big right hand from Savio, Irish whip reversed
by Sir Mo. Chops and right hands from Savio, clothesline from Savio. Sir Mo
knees Savio and clubs down Savio, tag to King Mabel. Mo whips Mabel into the corner
but Savio dodged, superkick to Mabel. Irish whip but Mabel reverses for a
sidewalk slam, Mabel is fired up now. Savio is dumped to the floor, Ramon and
Mabel are jaw-jacking with the referee breaking that action up as Mo attacks
Savio.
Savio is whipped to the buckle hard,
and an enzuigiri from Mabel. Cover for two, in comes Sir Mo. Clothesline for
two, snap suplex from Mo for two. Mabel comes in, clubbing blows to Savio.
Irish whip and elbow from Mabel, Savio is reaching out for Ramon. Scoop slam
from Mabel, snap-mare into a shoulder claw. Savio chops back at Mabel before
trying a scoop slam, Mabel falls on top of Savio. Two for Mabel, huge toss from
Mabel. Tag to Sir Mo, double elbows from Men On A Mission. Mo knocks down Ramon
who is irate, Mabel gives Savio a hot-shot using the top rope. Sir Mo chokes
Savio before tagging Mabel, drop toehold and leg drop combination from Men on A
Mission.
Mabel tags Mo, scoop slam. Sir Mo is
on the middle rope, make that the top rope. Savio dodges the moonsault, Savio
manages to tag Ramon. Right hands and a discuss punch to Sir Mo, Sir Mo begs
off which leads to a super back suplex from The Bad Guy. Ramon calls for the
finish, Mabel is cracked in the face. Sir Mo knees Ramon, eye rake from Sir Mo.
Tag to Mabel, scoop slam on Ramon, Mabel is on the top rope. Ramon plays possum
and pulls Mabel off the top rope for a close two. Ramon lands a clothesline,
Sir Mo nails Ramon with a knee from the apron. DDT from Mabel, Ramon dodges the
splash. Sir Mo attacks Ramon which leads to Savio clotheslining Mo to the
floor. Ramon pummels Mabel with right hands, Ramon is sent to the buckle,
splash from Mabel. Belly to belly suplex and Mabel pins Ramon.
Talk about sucking the life out of a
building, cannot believe that Ramon was the one to eat the pin! I am guessing
they will talk about how the injured ribs were a factor but another shocker as
Mabel continues to beat some of the biggest names in the WWF. Solid tag match,
Sir Mo does well as an antagonizing little shit who beats on Savio, Savio plays
a decent face-in-peril who builds well to the hot-tag to The Bad Guy. Talk
about putting someone over though, big win for Mabel!
Winners: Men on A
Mission over Razor Ramon & Savio Vega via Belly To Belly Suplex!
Henry O Godwinn vs Bam
Bam Bigelow
Since turning babyface, it seems
Bigelow has been reinvigorated as Bigelow has new tights, new entrance gear and
a new attitude. Godwinn wants to be part of The Million Dollar Corporation so
these two will now battle it out in this match. Godwinn back suplexes Bigelow
to no effect, Bigelow lands his own back suplexes and a DDT before Godwinn low-bridges
Bigelow. Scoop slam on the floor, Bigelow is rammed into the steel steps.
Bigelow sends Godwinn to the buckle, Godwinn dodges the splash. Clothesline
from Godwinn for two, reverse chin-lock from Godwinn. Bigelow fights back but
Godwinn is too strong, Bigelow is choked on the middle rope. Scoop slam from
Godwinn, massive elbow for two.
Boot to the face, Bigelow is sent to
the buckle hard but Bigelow explodes out with a clothesline. Headbutts by
Bigelow, big boot from Bigelow. Godwinn dodges Bigelow’s diving headbutt, elbow
drop from Godwinn. Godwinn goes to the middle rope, the knee drop misses and
Bigelow pins Godwinn.
Little bit of an odd ending for me,
was not expecting it to end off a missed knee drop. Happy for Bigelow to be picking
up the wins he needed as the monster heel push never came, a nothing match for
sure though.
Winner: Bam Bam
Bigelow over Henry O Godwinn via Roll-Up!
(WWF Intercontinental
Championship Match) Jeff Jarrett © W/ The Roadie vs Shawn Michaels
Moving on from the fiasco that was
King of The Ring, Shawn Michaels is in a match worth watching and for a
championship that Michaels had done so well to make important during his own
reign. Jarrett has beaten the man that took it from Michaels and took it from
his former friend Diesel, that being Razor Ramon. Jarrett and Ramon had great
chemistry and I think that this will be no different. Jarrett and Michaels
lock-up, right hand by Jarrett leads to right hand from HBK.
Arm-drag from Jarrett, Jarrett struts
around the ring proud of his work. Arm-wringers from both men, Jarrett grabs
the hair but misses the right hand. Michaels whips Jarrett to the corner, Jarrett
leaps over Michaels and waffles HBK with a right hand. Michaels takes a breather
on the floor, Jarrett poses on the corner just like Michaels did at the start
of the match. Lock-up, side headlock from Double J. Shove off, Michaels blocks
the hip-toss but Michaels lands the eye poke. Right hands from HBK, Michaels is
sent to the buckle and leaps over Jarrett. Right hand and hip-toss, clothesline
to the floor and Michaels skins the cat before strutting around the ring.
Jarrett thinks about running away but Michaels won’t let that happen.
Michaels tries a diving axe handle,
gut punch from Double J. Knee attack across the back from Double J, Michaels
regains control though as Roadie is on the apron. Roadie misses a clothesline
and Michaels eye pokes Roadie and tosses Jarrett into Roadie on the floor. Michaels
climbs to the top rope and dives onto both with a crossbody. Michaels lands a
baseball slide too, pulling Jarrett into the ring. Jarrett is faked out by
Michaels who lands a middle rope sunset flip for two, Michaels charges at
Jarrett who back-drops Michaels over the ring-post and to the floor. That looks
like a brutal bump! Jarrett rams Michaels into the steel steps over and over,
front suplex from Double J for two. Irish whip and abdominal stretch from
Double J, Jarrett continues squeezing Roadie’s hand for added leverage.
Michaels lowers his head off an Irish
whip, DDT from Double J. Jarrett chokes Michaels with his boot on the middle
rope, Roadie chokes HBK behind the referee’s back. Roadie tries it again but
Michaels drags Roadie into the ring, Jarrett attacks Roadie by mistake. O’Connor
roll from Michaels for two, Jarrett whips Michaels to the floor by way of the
corner buckle. Jarrett distracts the referee as Roadie lands another apron
diving clothesline on Michaels. Michaels makes it into the ring at the count of
nine, Jarrett goes to the top rope. Diving Crossbody but Michaels rolls through
for a close two, Jarrett uses a crucifix to get a sunset flip but Michaels nails
Jarrett with a right hand.
Both men trade pin-fall attempts
before Jarrett nails a dropkick for two, sleeper from the champion. Michaels
does not fade in the sleeper, belly to back suplex takes down Jarrett. Michaels
covers for two before landing a massive flying forearm, kip-up from Michaels. Whip
to the buckle and another flying forearm, stomp to the face. Diving top rope
axe handle for two, scoop slam as HBK climbs to the top rope. Diving Elbow Drop
connects for two, Michaels sends Jarrett to the buckle. Jarrett puts the feet
up but Michaels slides under and Jarrett has his special parts pulled into the
ring-post. Michaels climbs the top rope, Roadie shakes the rope and Michaels is
crotched. Jarrett clubs Michaels, superplex connects in the middle of the ring.
Jarrett tries a Figure Four but
Michaels counters for a small package, two for Michaels. Shin-breaker from
Jarrett, Jarrett tries again but Michaels shoves off Jarrett into the referee.
Roadie surveys the scene, Michaels is measuring Double J. As Michaels readies
to kick off the head of Double J, Roadie smashes Michaels with a chop block.
Michaels clutches his hamstring, diving crossbody from the champion for two.
Irish whip, Roadie grabs the leg of Double J which allows Sweet Chin Music to
take place, Roadie turned his back and grabbed the foot without looking. Roadie
has cost Double J his championship!
Excellent match from these two,
Jarrett is his usual self here with some solid heel work mixed in with spots
and selling that makes his opponent look credible inside of that ring. Roadie is
a constant annoyance at ringside, getting involved to rile up the fans at all
the right times and Michaels is Michaels. Michaels takes an incredible bump to
the floor, I would have liked to have seen a bit more in terms of back-breakers
and such to sell the story of Michaels destroying his back off the bump but
take nothing away from these two. This is a really entertaining and fun match
from two great workers in the WWF. Michaels is starting to put it all together
inside of the ring, the comeback needs a bit more work but we are close, looking
forward to things developing as the year progresses.
Winner: Shawn
Michaels over Jeff Jarrett via Sweet Chin Music!
(WWF Tag Team
Championship Match) Owen Hart & Yokozuna © W/ Jim Cornette & Mr. Fuji
vs The Allied Powers (British Bulldog & Lex Luger)
I found myself questioning whether WWF
was even in the WWF anymore due to how Luger has been booked as 1994 turned
into 1995. Also, I feel like British Bulldog vs Owen Hart really never happened
despite it being teased so heavily during Bob Backlund vs Bret Hart. I mean,
Davey Boy eliminated Owen from the Rumble, the issues were there so why have
they not met for months since?
Luger and Yokozuna to kick us off,
they lock-up with Yokozuna landing a headbutt and throat thrusts to thwart
Luger’s attempts to get started. Luger dodges an elbow drop after a scoop slam,
Luger grabs an arm-wringer. Yokozuna pushes Luger to the buckle, Luger sends
Yokozuna into the buckle over and over. Right hands from Luger, Yokozuna is
staggering and falls into the buckle with Yokozuna falling on the boot of Owen.
Owen shoves Yokozuna, Yokozuna shoves back at Owen. Owen and Luger reset the
match, shoulder block and hip-toss from Luger, arm-drag and tag to Bulldog.
Diving axe handle from Bulldog, Owen flips out of the arm-wringer. Owen pulls
down Bulldog by the hair, Bulldog kips-up and twists out of the hold, they
continue to counter one another. Flapjack by Bulldog, catapult to the buckle.
Luger lands a few shots too, clothesline by Bulldog for two. Bulldog lands a
shoulder block before Yokozuna clubs down Bulldog from the apron.
Owen lands a kick to the groin and a
wishbone-split, Yokozuna is legal now. Falling headbutt from Yokozuna, shoulder
claw from Yokozuna. Owen comes in, landing a spinning heel kick on Bulldog. Two
for Owen, Owen wants a back drop but Bulldog lands a sunset flip for two.
Enzuigiri from Owen for two, Owen whips Bulldog to the buckle and Bulldog
dodges the attack of Owen. Bulldog tags in Luger while Owen tags in Yokozuna,
Luger pummels everything in sight. Owen is yanked off the top rope, corner
shots to Yokozuna. Luger throws Owen on top of Yokozuna, double clothesline to
Owen and then Yokozuna. Luger covers for two, Owen makes the save. Owen and
Bulldog begin brawling, forearms to the face. Yokozuna tries a corner splash,
Bulldog dodges. Double belly to back suplex on Yokozuna, Luger has the cover
but Owen comes off the top rope with a diving elbow to the back of Luger’s
head. Yokozuna covers after a leg drop and the champions retain their
championships!
Well I suppose we could do a rematch
at Summerslam because I cannot see the purpose of either team apart from a big
championship change to get Bulldog & Luger back on track. Yokozuna was fine
in the tag setting, Yokozuna needs to lighten the load quite a bit as the
former WWF Champions is blown up far too easy now. Owen and Bulldog were fantastic
when allowed to do their thing in a one vs one setting, I would much rather see
those two wrestle and settle their Family Feud than this tag team match. It’s
hard to see how this Tag Team Championship angle with Owen and Yokozuna will
end, only time will tell I guess?
Winners: Owen
Hart & Yokozuna over The Allied Powers via Leg Drop!
(WWF Championship
Lumberjack Match) Diesel © vs Sycho Sid W/ Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase!
Sid jumps Diesel but Diesel fires
back, no elbow trouble for Big Daddy Cool. Forearms send Sid to the floor, the
babyface lumberjacks throw Sid back into the ring. Sid crawls out into the sea
of his heel lumberjacks and there is no problem, Sid sends Diesel to the floor
and the heels stomp the life out of Diesel. Michaels and Razor Ramon begin
brawling with the heels to save Diesel, Sid covers for two. Sid kicks at
Diesel, big clothesline floors the champion. Diesel is battered by Sid, some
heel lumberjacks gets some shots in as Diesel’s head was a little too close to
the outside of the ring. Diesel begins fighting back though, blocking the
rights of Sid. Clothesline from Diesel, elbow drop from Diesel.
Make it two, Diesel dives onto the
heels and starts battering everyone who is dumb enough to swing at the
champion. Diesel drives his knee into Sid’s back, snake eyes for Sid. Diesel
was about to run the ropes before Mabel squishes Diesel against the ring-post,
scoop slam on the floor. Babyfaces and heels are brawling as Mabel lays out the
WWF Champion. Sid covers Diesel for a close two, Sid applies a reverse
chin-lock. Sid looks for The Powerbomb, Sid drops Diesel and begins high-fiving
everyone at ringside. 1…2… Diesel manages to kick out of the powerbomb, Sid
wants to try it again but Diesel back-drops Sid. Sid instigates a brawl on the
floor, Shawn Michaels dives onto Sid with a diving axe handle. IRS is in the
ring, Godwinn and Tatanka are down. Sid eats a big boot and it’s over!
What? A boot after all that? One of
the softest boots I have ever seen? Why would you do that? If you are going to
put Diesel over Sid, why no Jacknife Powerbomb? Very anti-climatic end to the
pay per view, I will say that I did enjoy the lumberjack stuff though. They
made it feel important with Sid securing control because of the lumberjacks
assaulting the champion. We also had a nice build to Mabel vs Diesel due to
their altercation during the match so that’s all good but what a flat end to
this feud and pay per view, I wish things were better going into Summerslam!
Winner: Diesel
over Sycho Sid via Big Boot!
That was WWF’s In Your House 2, another
solid showing from the WWF in 1995. In Your House continues to blow away the regular
PPVs due to the smaller number of matches and the shorter run-time. We kick
things off with Roadie vs The 1-2-3 Kid, a match that blows away anything they
would do 4 years later at Summerslam. Kid bumps around and we have a sick finish
with a piledriver delivered to someone with a bad neck, vicious and fitting
which is far more than I could have hoped for from these two. Things continue with
Men on A Mission vs Razor Ramon & Savio Vega, a good match considering who
was involved. Ramon brings a lot of fire, Mabel is strong while Savio sells as a
babyface-in-peril, it’s all good stuff. Bam Bam Bigelow vs Henry O Godwinn is
fine, could have been worse and that’s for the best.
Michaels vs Jarrett is incredible,
they have a great match with a fast pace that kicks so much ass. Love a lot of
the elements of the match and the finish has the fans going ballistic, it’s
hard to ignore what the fans are saying when it comes to HBK. This match is a
lot of fun, it’s worth searching out and arguably Jeff Jarrett’s best match in
the WWF. Allied Powers vs Owen Hart & Yokozuna is another fun tag match,
there is nothing wrong with this match I am just as always really interested to
see where things end up between Owen Hart & Yokozuna The main event is
disappointing for sure, a flat end to a big feud that I was definitely
interested in, things went wrong with King of The Ring and this climax to Sid
vs Diesel is just the worst. I do not want to see these two anywhere near one
another, I am interested in Sid vs Michaels though, it has to be coming
considering what Sid did to HBK. Thanks for reading and remember: there’s
always another night!