Hello and welcome to another electric
edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series on
the internet that lets you down more than dial up internet connections during
the early 2000s! WWE’s Night Of Champions where every match is a championship
match, John Cena vs Triple H in a rematch of the Wrestlemania 22 Main Event as
Randy Orton repairs his broken collarbone while Smackdown shows that they are
struggling to build new talent as with Undertaker gone, we are back to Batista
challenging Edge for the championship, a match that we have seen at least 4
times over the past year. Other matches of note include Kofi Kingston’s first
pay per view appearance against Chris Jericho and Big Show vs Kane, let’s get
it on!
(WWE Tag Team Championship Match) Finlay & Hornswoggle vs
John Morrison & The Miz ©
Well, this
is not what I expected for the tag team division, Finlay and Morrison start the
match. Side headlock by Finlay, shoulder block. European Uppercut, elbow to the
nose. Short-arm clothesline for two, front suplex and elbow drop by Finlay. Nerve
hold from Finlay, Morrison gets caught in the ring apron. Finlay batters
Morrison before Miz attacks Hornswoggle, Morrison clotheslines Finlay. The
champions grab Hornswoggle, Hornswoggle wants a piece of the two. Finlay
clotheslines the champions, Hornswoggle spears the champions. Double sentons by
the challengers, the champions roll to the floor. Back in the ring, Morrison
snaps the ropes on Finlay’s face. Tag to Miz, Miz applies a reverse chinlock.
Tag to
Morrison, forearm into the elbow drop across the knees. Two for Morrison, tag
to Miz. Miz ducks off an Irish whip, boot and inverted atomic drop by Finlay.
Hornswoggle nails a headscissors, stunner and a bulldog for two. Morrison nails
Hornswoggle as the little man runs off the ropes. Miz bitch slaps Hornswoggle,
Finlay cannot save his son. Miz steps on Hornswoggle, Morrison hurls Swoggle
into the turnbuckle. Hornswoggle fights back as Miz & Morrison mock Swoggle
on their knees, double clothesline by the champions.
Miz chokes
Swoggle in the corner, Miz misses his corner clothesline. Morrison tags in,
Hornswoggle cannot make the tag. Slaps by Morrison, Hornswoggle ducks and
dives, here comes Finlay. Powerslam to Morrison for two, low shot by Morrison.
Whip to the corner, boot by Finlay. Missile dropkick for two, rolling firemen’s
carry, clothesline to Miz. Celtic Cross with a Tadpole Splash but the splash is
blocked, Morrison is on his feet. Morrison drags down Hornswoggle, the
champions retain their championships.
Fun opening
match, was not expecting the crowd to be so hot for Finlay and Hornswoggle,
Finlay gave it all when he was in there, impressed with his commitment but JR
puts everything over like it is amazing. Morrison and Miz area great team but have had little to work with,
nice to see that they can still put together an entertaining match when they
are actually featured on the card, please give me more meaningful tag team
matches on pay per view thank you very much!
Winners:
Miz & Morrison over The Finlays Via Big Throw!
(WWE United States Championship Match) Matt Hardy © vs Chavo
Guerrero W/ Bam Neely
Matt Hardy
won the United States Championship from MVP a long time ago, this would be
first defence on pay per view for quite some time, happy to see the
championship defended on pay per view. Lock-up, side headlock and roll-up from
Chavo for one, Chavo talks trash trying to get into the head of Hardy. Hardy
grabs the side headlock, shoulder block by Hardy. Side headlock from Chavo,
Hardy reverses for a corner clothesline. Slam and fist drop for one, Chavo
fights back with right hands. Chavo walks into a back body drop, whip to the
corner. Clothesline but no bulldog, chop block from Chavo. Chavo begins to work
the left leg, elbows to the knee and leg snap from Chavo.
Chavo comes
down on the knee of Hardy, Chavo wraps Hardy’s leg around the ringpost. Neely
copies his boss, Chavo drives his knee into the damaged knee of Hardy. Bulldog
from Hardy out of nothing, not even a one for Hardy. Chavo sweeps the legs, two
for Chavo. Deathlock hold from Chavo, Chavo attempts a frog splash but rolls
through as Hardy dodges, massive lariat from Hardy. They trade blows,
clothesline by Hardy. Reverse elbow and elbow drop for one, side effect is
blocked. Uppercut is blocked by Hardy, backslide is attempted but Chavo flips
over but walks into a Side Effect for two. Hardy climbs to the middle rope,
middle rope elbow drop for two.
Chavo yanks
Hardy off the middle rope, single leg Boston crab from Chavo. Hardy inches
towards the ropes, Hardy reaches the ropes. Chavo stomps the leg, Hardy DDTs
Chavo hard for two. Hardy calls for a Twist of Fate, Chavo pushes off Hardy for
a roll-through Boston crab. Hardy makes it to the ropes, enzuigiri out of
nowhere. Chavo regains control, Three Amigos but the last does not connect,
Twist Of Fate connects and Hardy retains his championship.
Solid United
States Championship match for Smackdown, Chavo tells a great story working the
hell out of Hardy’s leg, lots of mat work on the leg, offence that focused
solely on the leg and a nice false finish with the single leg Boston Crab on
the leg, Hardy shows the heart of a fighting babyface, wish it could have
gotten a little longer but that finish comes out of nowhere and the fans really
appreciated it.
Winner:
Matt Hardy over Chavo Guerrero via Twist Of Fate!
(ECW Championship Match) Kane © vs Mark Henry vs The Big Show
Well, this
is different than I expected, you may notice that I said Big Show vs Kane was
the expected match for the championship, Big Show winning the extreme rules
five way match at One Night Stand but here is Mark Henry looking to win his
first championship since 1999.
Kane starts
swinging from the beginning, right hands to both challengers. Kane dropkicks
the knee of Henry, Show clotheslines Kane hard to the mat. Headutt and body
blows by Show, Show ducks his head off an Irish whip. DDT by Kane, two for
Kane. Show hurls Kane to the floor, Henry comes back to life. Show and Henry
square off, shoulder block by Henry does not knock Show. Show shoulder blocks
and slams Henry, doctors come to check out on Kane who seems to have smashed
his back off the ring apron resulting in injury. Show punches down Henry, Show
wants a Chokeslam. Henry battles his way out, both men have a massive double
takedown.
Kane is on
his feet, diving clothesline to Henry. Shot to Show, Henry is backed into the
corner. Massive corner clotheslines for both, Henry grabs Kane but Kane elbows
his way out of the hold. Show boots Henry, Kane and Show Double Chokeslam
Henry. Kane tees off on Show, headbutts by Show. Enzuigiri by Kane, Kane jumps
into a Chokeslam from Show. 1…2.. Show cannot believe his eyes as Kane kicks
out, Kane sits up too. Show climbs to the top rope, Kane superplexes Show to
the mat, Henry jumps in and Splashes Kane.
They did
enough to keep my interest, Kane was on fire at certain points in this match, I
do like the idea of Henry being champion for I feel Kane and Show are worth so
much more than that championship, both are big match wrestlers and the quicker
they move on from this, the quicker we can have bigger feuds and allow other
superstars to flourish on ECW.
Winner:
Mark Henry over Everyone Else via Splash!
(WWE World Tag Team Championship Match) Cody Rhodes &
Hardcore Holly © vs Ted Dibiase & ?????????
So, they had
a good thing going with Holly and Rhodes, Holly taking Rhodes under his wing
and making Rhodes into a champion, here’s the problem though: That storyline
and growth was never shown on pay per view, we have seen none of the storyline
that I have described, those titles have been irrelevant just like the
Smackdown tag team titles which Morrison and Miz have worn for quite some time
without a real angle. The match begins with no sign of Dibiase’s partner, Dibiase calls out Holly which leads
to Rhodes turning on Holly with a massive DDT. Holly has no clue before Dream
Street is applied by the debuting Dibiase, we have new tag team champions in
Dibiase and Rhodes. An angle more than a match but at least, we have something
going on with two young stars.
Winners:
Rhodes & Dibiase over Hardcore Holly via Dream Street!
(WWE Intercontinental Championship Match) Chris Jericho © vs
Kofi Kingston
Jericho cuts
a promo to begin this match on HBK, Jericho rips into Michaels and this would
be the beginning of Y2J’s descent into main eventhood in the WWE, Jericho would
strike a chord with the audience and find his spot as an egotistical heel with
Lance Cade at his side and this would be the best thing that Jericho would have
done since returning to the WWE following his two-year absence. Jericho is
interrupted by Kofi Kingston, Kingston has not been seen on WWE pay per view
before, Kingston moved to Raw in the draft the prior Monday. Jericho looks at
Kingston with disgust, lock-up between the two. Slap from Jericho, Kingston
looks fired up now with Jericho dodging Kingston’s attacks.
Jericho
takes the back, Kingston switches and takes the back. Side headlock by Y2J,
takedown from Jericho. Shoulder block and forearm from Jericho, Kingston is stomped
down by the champion. More slaps, more trash-talk from the champion. Big rights
from Kingston, leapfrogs but Jericho dodges the elbow by powdering to the
floor. Baseball slide from Kingston, plancha with Cade looking concerned for
Jericho. Kofi climbs high, crossbody from Kingston for two. Forearms from
Kingston, leaping punches to the face in the corner but Jericho tosses Kingston
to the floor.
Jericho goes
to the floor after Kingston, Kingston is rammed into the apron. Shoulder
thrusts from Jericho, hard Irish whip to the opposite corner. Jericho kicks and
embarrasses Kingston, Jericho attempts a suplex from the apron. Kingston fights
but Jericho connects with the suplex for two, backbreaker and stretch from the
champion. Dropkick from Jericho after Kingston escapes the stretch, Jericho
chokes Kingston across the middle rope. Knee to the spine, Jericho continues to
berate and slap Kingston. Abdominal stretch from Jericho, Kingston manages to
wriggle free. Jericho drop toeholds Kingston into the middle rope, Jericho stands
all over Kingston’s neck. Kingston is placed on the top rope, repeated shots to
the back from Jericho.
Super back
suplex is countered by Kingston who counters with a crossbody, two for Kingston.
Kingston nails a massive Polish hammer, dropkick from Kingston. Flying forearm,
Kingston attempts his boom drop but Jericho goes for the walls of Jericho,
small package from Kingston for two. Sweep and Boom Drop from Kingston for two,
Jericho is hanging on by a thread. Boot to the face, hurricanrana and cover for
two, Jericho clotheslines Kofi hard. Kick to the ribs from Jericho, more kicks
to the head. Scoop slam and Lionsault connects, Walls Of Jericho. Here comes
Shawn Michaels from the crowd, Sweet Chin Music to Cade. Jericho knocks
Michaels off the apron but does not see Trouble In Paradise and 1…2…3! Kingston
is your new Intercontinental Champion.
First thing
that sticks out to me is the poor commentary and reaction to Kingston’s win,
Kingston in his first pay per view match has won the Intercontinental
Championship, JR would be blowing his top off with this win but there is hardly
a change in tone from Cole. Disappointing but the match itself, a few believable
near-falls which added to the drama, Jericho had done something similar in the
past with Shelton Benjamin at Taboo Tuesday 2004 so Jericho knows what to do to
get over new talent. It is a beautiful moment for Kingston which could have
been made so much more special with the right level of enthusiasm. After the
match, Jericho decks Michaels in the eye and the commentators speculate that
this could be the end of Michaels in WWE.
Winner:
Kofi Kingston over Chris Jericho via Trouble In Paradise!
(WWE Women’s Championship Match) Mickie James © vs Katie Lea
Burchill
Katie Lea
and Paul Burchill have an interesting relationship to say the least, the two
are brother and sister competing on the ECW brand. Katie has two victories over
Mickie in tag and singles matches which leads us to this match. Burchill is in
Katie’s corner, multiple pin attempts from Katie to beat Mickie but Mickie has
not been caught yet. Suplex from Mickie who grounds Katie, O Connor roll for
one. Katie rolls to the ropes quickly, monkey toss and clothesline from Mickie.
Forearms from Mickie, Mickie climbs to the top rope. Paul pulls out Katie,
Katie grabs the leg of Mickie, quick pin for two. Forearms and snapmare from
Mickie, low dropkick to the face. Two for the champion, Katie rolls to the
ropes once more, Katie grabs the arm of Mickie.
Hammerlock
suplex from Katie, big stomps from Katie. Stomps to the targeted arm, choke
from Katie. Mickie is clutching her leg in the corner, Mickie elbows Katie.
Hammerlock hold and Mickie hits the turnbuckle hard. The referee checks on
Mickie, armbar from Katie. Forearms from Mickie, Lou Thesz Press with right
hands. Katie crawls to the corner, elbow to the face and a nice single arm DDT
for two. Kicks in the corner, Mickie clutches at her arm. Forearms from Katie,
hard Irish whip to the corner. Mickie fights out with a headscissors, big
clotheslines with the bad arm, Mickie hits a snapmare and elbow for two.
MickieDT is countered into a Fujiwara armbar, Mickie crawls over to the ropes.
Armdrag, hammerlock hold into the turnbuckle from Katie. Hammerlock suplex is reversed
for a MickieDT and Mickie retains the championship.
Apart from
the usual lack of crowd heat that the fans give the women in their matches,
this was a good match. I loved the arm work of Katie, it seemed to be building
to the end of the match. Mickie sold the arm throughout, liked the referee
asking if Mickie could continue at various points in the match. Katie’s
character is different too but Mickie showed a lot of hearts and guts, earning
her rightful spot as the babyface of the division. Would love to see more of
these two lock up inside of the ring.
Winner:
Mickie James over Katie Lea Burchill via MickieDT!
(WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match) Edge © vs Batista
Batista has
to win, no more opportunities for The Animal. Edge has rid himself of The
Undertaker but Batista now stands in the champion’s way. Batista is aggressive
to start, Edge is already shaken by sharing the ring with The Animal. Side
headlock, shoulder block from Batista. Edge covers up in the corner, lock-up with
Batista tossing Edge to the floor. Edge is slammed into the barricade and ring
apron, Batista has caught his prey. Elbow to the face for two, Batista drops
his weight on the back of Edge. Hard Irish whip to the corner, two for Batista.
Snapmare and boot by the challenger, Edge has no clue where he is at this time.
Jackhammer for two, clothesline to the floor.
Batista throws
Edge into the ring, Batista tries to re-enter the ring but Edge boots Batista
and sends The Animal shoulder first into the ring-post. The Animal falls to the
floor, clutching his arm. Baseball slide from Edge, Batista goes sailing over
the ECW announce table. Edge poses prematurely inside the ring, Edge stomps all
over Batista. Edge crossbodys across the back of Batista, Edge slides out to
the floor. Big right hands from Edge, Batista spills out to the floor once
more. Batista climbs to the apron, right hands from The Animal. Drop toehold
from Edge, swinging neckbreaker for two. Edge applies a sleeper, Batista powers
up and shakes off Edge in the corner. Batista attempts a corner clothesline but
Edge drop toeholds Batista down.
Neckbreaker
from Edge, Edge slaps on another sleeper. Batista is back to his feet, running
powerslam is blocked. Edge O Matic is blocked, sunset flip from Edge for two.
Clothesline by the champion, Edge climbs to the top rope. Batista gets hung up
on the top rope, Batista fires back with a clothesline, both men are down. Shoulder
thrusts by Batista, corner clothesline. Sidewalk slam by Batista for two,
Batista nails a massive Spear for two. Batista shakes the ropes, Batista Bomb
is countered for an Edgecution. 1…2… Batista kicks out! Edge sets up for the Spear,
Batista boots down the champion. Batista climbs to the top rope, Edge counters
a diving spear with a dropkick.
Here comes
Hawkins & Ryder with Vickie Guerrero, Edge measures for another Spear.
Batista leapfrogs the spear and nails a Spinebuster, Vickie pulls out the
referee to stop the pin-fall. Spear misses again as Batista sidesteps Edge who
is hurled into the ring-post. The referee begins counting, Edge is almost back
to his feet. Edge pulls out the referee and nails the referee in the face,
Batista cannot believe this has happened. Vickie asks for a new referee, here
comes Chavo Guerrero in referee gear. Batista has Vickie Guerrero, Batista
tosses Vickie onto La Familia. Edge waffles Batista with the world heavyweight
championship, up comes Chavo who counts the pin-fall for Edge.
You see what
I mean about commentary? Cole could not touch JR when it comes to passion at
that commentary booth, JR screams and yells and makes you care about his match,
passionate pleas about Edge’s cheating are just fantastic. This match packed a
lot of heat with it, the fans loved the twists and turns of this match, Batista
and Edge have a lot of chemistry. Vickie has the most heat of anyone in the
company, tossing her onto La Familia was beautiful. The fans screamed like
crazy for that spot, tremendous spot for the match. Batista is kept strong
through a championship shot to the head being what it took to beat him and Edge
continues to roll on forward as one of the biggest sleazeballs in wrestling.
Winner:
Edge over Batista Via Championship To The Head!
(WWE Championship Match) Triple H © vs John Cena
Big match,
two years in the making. John Cena defeated Triple H at Wrestlemania 22, that
loss has eaten away at The Game for two years. Tripe H wants revenge tonight,
Triple H nails a massive shoulder block on Cena, setting the tone for the
match. Side headlock from Triple H, another shoulder block to Cena. Hiptoss,
Cena is being out performed at this time, nice Suck It chop from The Game. Side
headlock from Cena, big shoulder block from the challenger. Massive clothesline
floors Triple H, spear from Cena. Shoulder blocks from Cena, Triple H ducks the
shoulder block with Cena spilling to the floor. Suplex by The Game, elbows to
the spine of the challenger.
Hard Irish
whip by The Game, Triple H and Cena trade
blows. Cena wins the war but The Game nails a massive boot from the corner.
Cena staggers Triple H with a boot, shoulder blocks. Spin-out back suplex, Cena
feels it and signals to the crowd. Triple H kicks away Cena, right hands by the
challenger. High knee from The Game, big right hand from The Game. Facebuster
from the champion, Cena is looking worse at this time. Pedigree is blocked, throwback
from Cena. Kobashi-style leg drop from Cena, Cena looks for The STFU. The Game
kicks off Cena, massive spin-out back suplex. Five Knuckle Shuffle is blocked
with a high knee, Spinebuster from The Game.
Pedigree is
avoided once more, Triple H goes sailing over the top rope and clutches the
knee, not another possible injury to the Raw Main Event scene. Chop block from
Cena, uncharacteristically Cena is going after the injured body part. Could
Cena be playing to the crowd? The Game has his leg rammed into the ring-post.
Cena measures the helpless champion, Cena looks for the STFU again but Triple H
reaches the ropes. Another chop block, Triple H is struggling to avoid the
submission, Triple H is doing everything within his power to avoid the hold but
Triple H reaches the ropes in desperation. FU is countered, Pedigree on one leg
from The Game. 1…2…. Cena kicks out of The Pedigree!
Both men
make it to their feet, Cena nails an FU out of nowhere. Cena collapses to the
mat, cover and Triple H kicks out at two and a half! Both men are dropping
bombs, each shot echoes throughout the arena. Triple H wins the slugfest,
spin-out back suplex from Cena. Cena holds himself up on the ropes, Five
Knuckle Shuffle connects for Cena. FU but Triple H holds onto the ropes, Cena cannot
pull off The Game. Pedigree is countered into The STFU, middle of the ring,
where can The Game go? Triple H reaches the ropes, Cena looks to re-apply the
hold in the middle of the ring, counter into the crossface from The Game. Cena
powers out of the hold into an FU position, massive elbows from Triple H and A Pedigree
ends this match!
That was
tremendous from bell to bell, two babyfaces battling it out for the right to be
the number one superstar in the WWE. Both men knew one another so well, it led
to counter after counter with both men showing how well they knew one another, the
injured leg for Triple H that Cena exploits, Cena showing a nasty streak which
has been lacking in many of his matches. Triple H and Cena’s finishing stretch
was full of drama and excitement, the fans had no clue which way it was going
to go and in the end, it was the accumulative damage that The Game built up led
to The Game being able to lock in that vital Pedigree which led to the end of
this match. Great main event which capped off this pay per view.
Winner:
Triple H over John Cena Via Pedigree!
That was WWE’s
Night Of Champions 2008, a very good pay per view from the WWE. The drama of
the night was heightened by the potential of championships switching brands. We
kick off with an opening match that has no right to be as fun as it was but it
delivered in tenfold. Finlay and Hornswoggle use tricks to keep in the match
while the champions Miz and Morrison are comedic enough to pull off this feud
with ease, fun match. The ECW Championship match was fine, I thought Kane and
Big Show had not been doing much since both were on the Extreme brand, the
direction they were heading with Show became interesting at the last pay per
view but here’s this curveball with Mark Henry in the mix, not entirely sure
what to think of where things will go next but I will be watching closely. The
last three matches have a lot of drama and depth to them, loved the way Jericho
looked down on Kingston, not thinking much of his challenger at all. More
near-falls could have built to the drama and Cole’s subdued reaction hurt Kofi’s
big win but this was still a quality match that furthers the feud between
Michaels and Jericho. Batista and Edge had one hell of a match with the added
bonus of Vickie Guerrero getting the screen time that she deserves because she
is a heat magnet at the time, loved the way the match unfolded and Edge
continues to defy the odds so that when Edge does lose that championship, it
will mean so much. Cena and Triple H put everything on the line, battling it
out to be the cream of the crop in the WWE, mind games and counters galore lead
to a drama filled main-event which delivered. Thanks for reading and remember:
There’s always another night!