Hello and
welcome to another edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only internet
wrestling review series that could convince Randy Orton to dive. WWE’s
Judgement Day 2004, a pay per view with two main events. Undertaker vs Booker T
and JBL vs Eddie Guerrero. It is Smackdown’s first pay per view after
Wrestlemania, the draft has been quite beneficial to Smackdown, a lot of new
faces and fresh matches, let’s see what the blue brand have to offer, there is
a lot of competition with Backlash 2004 being an excellent for the most part
show, can Smackdown be on par with Raw? Let’s find out!
Opening Promo
What? It is
not the women asking the philosophical questions? This is different for
Judgement Day, we have a man asking the philosophical questions. What is in the
afterlife? Will there be mercy? Who will decide out fate? Judgement Day is upon
us! The set looks great, a lot of crosses with a gothic vibe.
Rey Mysterio & Rob Van Dam vs The Dudley Boyz
Booker T and
RVD were damaged goods coming from Raw due to months of bad booking, Booker
would turn on RVD which would lead to the forming of the team of Mysterio and
RVD. The Dudleys were treated a little better on Raw than Booker & RVD but
had become stale. Nice to see another edge to The Dudleys on Smackdown as they
are back in a role as heels. RVD and Bubba start, Bubba asks the referee to
check with Mysterio. D-Von clubs RVD from behind, interesting way to begin the
match. D-Von isolates RVD before tagging Bubba, Bubba chokes RVD with the
ropes. Spinning heel kick and a dropkick by RVD, monkey flip by RVD. Back body
drop on D-Von by RVD, thrustkick to Bubba. Tope con hilo by RVD, Mysterio nails
D-Von with a top rope crossbody. D-Von re-enters against RVD, lock-up and a
knee by D-Von. Spinning heel kick to D-Von, RVD sets up for a Rolling Thunder
but Bubba clubs RVD. RVD dodges a clothesline from D-Von, Bubba smacks head
with D-Von but Bubba regains control as RVD is lowbridged to the floor. Bubba
puts the boots to RVD on the floor, jawbreaker by D-Von in the ring. Tag to
Bubba, elbow to the balls by Bubba. Bubba eats a kick to the head, sweep and a
tag to Mysterio. Springboard senton to Bubba, punch to D-Von.
Springboard
crossbody on Bubba for two, headscissors takedown and dropkick by Mysterio.
D-Von trips Mysterio, saving Bubba, Mysterio’s senton is blocked for a hotshot.
Tag to D-Von, scoop slam and leg drop for two. Mysterio fires up but D-Von ends
that with a reverse spinning elbow for two. Tag to Bubba, slaps by Bubba.
Suplex by Bubba, Bubba tags D-Von. D-Von chokes Mysterio with the ropes, D-Von
Irish whips Mysterio and Mysterio springboard bulldogs D-Von out of nothing
(Beautiful execution from Mysterio). Bubba distracts the referee, Mysterio’s
tag is not seen. The Dudleys rough up Mysterio, spinebuster by Bubba, RVD saves
Mysterio. Mysterio is placed on the top rope, Mysterio is in the tree of woe.
Huge chest
slap by Bubba, Mysterio counters for a cutter from the tree of woe position.
Moonsault by Mysterio for two, RVD gets the hot-tag. Clotheslines and spinning
heel kicks for two, D-Von eats a springboard spinning heel kick, pump kick to
Bubba. Clothesline to D-Von, RVD scores with Rolling Thunder on D-Von for two
as Bubba saves D-Von. Mysterio attacks Bubba with knees, Mysterio is elevated
to the floor. Bubba looks for The What’s Up headbutt, Mysterio crotches D-Von,
bronco buster on Bubba. RVD elevates Mysterio for a catapult hurricanrana,
Bubba saves D-Von from losing the match. The Dudleys set up for 3D, RVD trips
Bubba & D-Von onto the middle rope. Double 619 by Mysterio, RVD Five Star
Frog Splash on D-Von and this match is over.
Very
exciting tag team match, you cannot go wrong with Mysterio and RVD in the
opening match, they are two exciting babyfaces, they have a lot of chemistry
and cool moves and they can sell their asses off. The Dudleys are natural
heels, they are bullies, they bully Mysterio until the RVD hot-tag, it was
exciting, dramatic, it could have gone both ways, it was great. Loved this
match, perfect way to start this show, could not ask for a better match.
Winners:
RVD & Rey Mysterio over The Dudley Boyz via Five Star Frog Splash!
Booker T Promo
Booker is
the biggest star on Smackdown, Booker wants the fans to recognize Booker as the
top star on Smackdown, Booker is focused as he intimidates young Josh Matthews.
Kurt Angle is Here
Luther
Reigns pushes a giant cart to the ring, Angle emerges from said cart in a wheel
chair. Kurt Angle was the general manager of Smackdown at the time, Angle was a
heel in the role. Angle runs down the audience, typical heel stuff like making
fun of the sports team and the top babyface. Angle addresses Torrie Wilson, Angle
is in the wheelchair as Big Show snapped and attacked Angle. Angle stares down
Torrie and tells her if you lose, Torrie will be fired from WWE.
Dawn Marie vs Torrie Wilson
The feud
from 2002 continues! Just kidding, I am not sure where Dawn went, she just disappeared
while Sable and Shaniqua became more prominent on Smackdown television.
Lock-up, Dawn backs Torrie into the ropes, more pushing and shoving. Torrie
looks more serious than ever with her career on the line, snapmare and
neckbreaker by Torrie. Dropkick to the head for two, knee by Dawn, Torrie
counters for a sunset flip and two. Torrie ducks a punch and clotheslines Dawn
twice, Dawn sends Torrie into the corner. Torrie elevated to the apron, Dawn
bangs her head off the turnbuckle. Torrie looks for a crossbody, Dawn dodges
the crossbody.
Dawn slams
Torrie into the mat over and over, Torrie chants are ringing out in the arena.
Dawn chokes Torrie with the bottom rope, Dawn chokes Torrie with her hands.
Elbow across the apron by Dawn, Torrie is dragged to the floor. Dawn stomps
Torrie on the floor, Torrie is dropkicked to the floor by Dawn. Leg drop on the
floor by Dawn, Dawn pulls Torrie into the ring. Cover for two, reverse chinlock
by Dawn. Torries fights back, clothesline and neckbreaker by Torrie for two.
Dawn eats a boot in the corner, sunset flip by Torrie for two. Roll-up and
Torrie exposes Dawn’s thong. Dawn assaults Torrie, X-Factor for two. Backslide
by Torrie and Dawn cannot kick out!
That was
watchable and not just for Dawn Marie’s fabulous ass. The girls did not
embarrass themselves and it was fun. You know, the more I watch, the more I
think with proper training and the machine behind here, Torrie could have been
an even bigger deal in the WWE, same with Stacy Keibler, they could have had
more but I guess they were labelled as playboy bunnies and were not given the
chance like Trish or Mickie James.
Winner:
Torrie Wilson over Dawn Marie via Backslide!
JBL Promo
Bradshaw
have transformed in the space of weeks to money tycoon JBL, Eddie Guerrero was
a big advocate and thus, JBL’s main event push began. JBL cuts a promo on
taking out Eddie Guerrero and becoming champion, a lot of racist overtones.
Mordecai vs Scotty Too Hotty
A messenger
of god like Jinsei Shinzaki, a white cross and an epic entrance, we have been
introduced to Moredcai. It has the Hakushi/Undertaker/Villain from Da Vinci
Code vibe. Lock-up and slam by Mordecai, Scotty is tossed into the ringpost.
Scotty is choked with his own arm, knees to the face. Scotty is rammed shoulder
first into the other ringpost, Mordecai chokes Scotty using the ropes. Boot to
the head of Scotty, Scotty fires up. Superkick and facebuster, Mordecai blocks
The Worm by throwing Scotty into the ropes, clothesline and a huge crucifix
powerbomb.
Mordecai
seemed interesting as a character, do not know as a wrestler. Hard to judge on
a number of squash matches, the gimmick seemed top notch but the office in The
WWE did not think Mordecai had it in the ring and was not seen again until
emerging as Kevin Thorn on ECW.
Winner:
Mordecai over Scotty Too Hotty via Crucifix Powerbomb!
Chavo Guerrero & Jacqueline Promo
Jacqueline
gives Chavo a present, something that will make Chavo feel more comfortable in
the ring. Jacqueline presents Chavo with a bra and thong, Chavo Sr. plays with
the thong in the background.
(WWE Tag Team Championship Match) Charlie Haas & Rico ©
W/ Miss Jackie vs Hardcore Holly & Billy Gunn
Charlie Haas
is the reluctant partner of the eccentric Rico, they won the tag team
championships. Billy Gunn and Hardcore Holly want no part of Rico, Rico tags in
Haas. Both Holly & Gunn want to fight, some fun comedy stuff with Rico’s
character. Lock-up, Holly shoves Haas. Hass outwrestles Holly, Holly gets
frustrated. Side headlock by Holly, Haas hiptosses Holly and applies an armbar.
Rico is the legal man, Rico takes the back of Holly. Holly freaks out and tags
Gunn, lock-up with Gunn pushing back Rico. Rico tries kissing Gunn and Gunn
jumps back, side headlock by Gunn. Rico grabs Gunn’s ass, Gunn freaks out and
tries tagging Holly, Holly jumps off the apron.
Rico slaps
the ass of Gunn and nails huge kicks in the corner, Gunn falls to his knees in
front of Rico’s ….erm…area. Gunn powders, Haas tags into the match. Gunn
wallops Rico, Holly enters illegally and waffles Haas. Holly is in, chops and
stomps to Haas. Suplex by Holly for a two-count, tag to Gunn. Right hands by
Gunn, tag to Holly. Reverse chinlock by Holly, Haas escapes for a dropkick but
Holly regains control, putting a stop to Haas’ comeback. Tag to Gunn, Gunn boots
Haas in the face. Stomps by Gunn, tag to Holly. Kick to the sternum by Holly
for two, Haas fires back at Holly. Holly scoop slams Haas, Holly climbs to the
top rope. Attempted elbow by Holly does not work as Haas boots Holly in the
face, Haas crawls towards Rico.
Rico gets
the hot-tag, inverted atomic drop and a series of clotheslines. Haas blind tags
in, Gunn hits The FameAsser on Rico, Haas German Suplexes Gunn. Holly has Haas
for the Alabama Slam but Rico superkicks Holly which allows Haas to roll
through for the victory roll, Haas & Rico manage to walk away with their
championships.
That was a
fun match, the crowd were into the antics of Rico and the straight man Charlie
Haas. Holly and Gunn work well together in bringing the heat to this match, it
was not as hot as the opening match but it was fun nonetheless.
Winners:
Rico & Charlie Haas over Billy Gunn & Hardcore Holly via Victory-Roll!
(WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match) Jacqueline © vs Chavo
Guerrero W/ Chavo Sr.
Oh,
cruiserweight division, how I hate you so, so much sometimes. After a great
match between Chavo and Mysterio, the division seemed to be right on track and
well, they put the championship on a woman. Chavo has one arm tied behind his
back, the match begins with Chavo kicking and clubbing Jacqueline in the
corner. Shoulder thrusts and a backbreaker by Chavo, make it three. Chavo
stomps all over Jacqueline, Chavo continues punching Jacqueline. Jacqueline
reverses an Irish whip for a headscissors out of the corner, Jacqueline stomps
and sleepers Chavo. Chavo backs off Jacqueline before Jacqueline kicks the shit
out of Chavo. Kick-out from Chavo, Chavo Sr. is dropkicked by Jacqueline.
Clothesline
by Chavo, Jacqueline low blows Chavo as the referee distracts Chavo Sr. Sunset
flip by Jacqueline, two for Jacqueline. Chavo powders and Chavo Sr. unties the
arm. Chavo takes out Jacqueline with a clothesline, Chavo Sr. continues to distract
the referee. While Chavo Sr. distracts the referee, Chavo plants Jacqueline
with a Gory Bomb for the win.
Well, it was
not awful. I have seen much worse, this match is watchable. Let me take a
moment to say that this should not have happened to the title, every time they
build a credible heel in this division, they managed to screw everything up.
And it is the second match between a cruiserweight and a woman in a comedy
style match on a Smackdown pay per view that year. Just build credible babyfaces
and heels, let the division breathe and not be such a disappointment for all
the fans.
Winner:
Chavo Guerrero over Jacqueline via Gory Bomb!
(WWE United States Championship Match) John Cena © vs Rene
Dupree
Blah blah
blah Typical Stereotype Foreigner Gimmick blah blah blah Americans are fat and
ugly people. Dupree laid out Cena under a French flag and put The Doctor of
Thuganomics through an announce table. Dupree was the youngest member of La
Resistance and was drafted to Smackdown as the one with the most potential.
Lock-up,
Dupree pushes back Cena. Right hands by Cena, Dupree powders and runs away from
Cena. Lou Thesz Press by Cena, Irish whip to the corner. Cena talks trash and
eats a big boot, Dupree lays in some nice right hands before Cena reverses
Dupree with knees to the ribs, a back body drop and a clothesline to the floor.
Headbutt by Cena, Dupree rakes the eyes and pulls Cena head first into the
ringpost. Dupree chokes Cena using the bottom rope, right hands by Dupree.
Cena fires
back, Dupree flips to the apron but Cena misses a crossbody and crashes to the
floor as Dupree pulls down the ropes. Dupree tosses Cena into the ring,
forearms to the face by Dupree. Backbreaker for two, bearhug by Dupree. Cena
clubs and headbutts Dupree, Dupree backs Cena to the corner. Jawbreaker by
Cena, right hands and a clothesline, back elbows and a shoulder block. Sidewalk
slam by Cena, Five Knuckle Shuffle by Cena but Dupree dodges for a spinebuster.
Dupree dances but misses a elbow drop, boot to the face by Cena. Double axe
handle by Cena is blocked for a DDT by Dupree.
Dupree
measures for The French Bomb, Cena counters. FU is countered for a neckbreaker
by Dupree, two for Dupree. Dupree calls for a powerbomb, Cena counters for a
back drop, Dupree holds on but Cena has the pin for two. Backslide by Cena for
two, Dupree tried to leapfrog Cena out of the corner but Cena caught Dupree for
an FU, Cena retains his championship.
Solid match
from these two young athletes, nothing special, it was clear that neither
wrestler was the finished product just yet, they would need hot finishes to
carry their matches. Cena was over like rover though, fans were going nuts for
the man. Soon, the in-ring content will reflect the reaction from the crowd but
for now, this was a solid match on pay per view for both.
Winner:
John Cena over Rene Dupree via FU!
Kenzo Suzuki Vignette
They hype
the debut of Kenzo Suzuki, it did not work out for the company, that’s a shame.
The Undertaker W/ Paul Bearer vs Booker T
A rare appearance
from The Undertaker? Undertaker has appeared on every Smackdown except for one
or two for the past two years, how is this a rare appearance? Anyways, Booker T
ran his mouth about how he is the best thing on Smackdown, big mistake as The
Undertaker appeared and Booker’s fate was sealed, you have a date with destiny,
you shall meet your maker and The Undertaker is going to crucify you.
Booker is
using rituals and “magic” to give him the power to defeat The Deadman. Why does
Booker have to be such a joke? Undertaker cuts off the ring quickly, Booker is
cornered. Taker raises his fists, lock-up with Booker pushing back Undertaker.
Clean break by Booker, shove from Booker. Taker throws Booker to the corner,
one punch and Booker powders to the floor. Booker grabs his lucky charms and
rubs himself with it, knee and forearms shots by Booker. Boot by Booker, no
effect on Taker who clotheslines Booker. Taker yanks at Booker’s arm, shoulder
thrusts by Taker. Taker gets caught with a thrust kick by Booker, sidewalk slam
by Taker puts down Booker.
Leg drop for
two by Taker, Booker is clotheslined to the floor. Booker hotshots Taker,
missile dropkick by Booker for two. Booker punishes Taker in the corner, Booker
goes back to the magic bag. Taker and Booker slug it out, knee by Booker.
Harlem Sidekick misses, flying clothesline by Taker, Old School by Taker.
Complete shot by Taker into a guillotine choke, Booker reaches the ropes with
his feet. Booker slips out of The Last Ride, the referee is down. Booker blinds
Taker with the contents of the magic bag, Taker no-sells the powder? Corner
clothesline by Taker, Taker misses a corner boot and is hung up on the top
rope, Booker decides to work the leg. Booker smashes Taker’s leg into the steel
steps and ringpost.
Double axe
handle off the apron by Booker, Taker continues to fight back against Booker.
Harlem Sidekick in the ring by Booker, two for Booker. Taker fires up on his
knees, Booker nails The Scissors Kick for two. Taker sits up, Chokeslam by
Taker. Tombstone Piledriver by Undertaker and this match is all over.
Another
solid match, I do not understand the powder spot. Powder usually blinds the
opponent or plays into the finish, Booker uses the powder and Taker no-sells
it? That’s bizarre, I would also have liked a bit more of a back and forth
contest between the two, Booker never seemed like he had a chance despite The
Scissors Kick and the little bit of psychology that was implemented in the
match.
Winner:
Undertaker over Booker T via Tombstone Piledriver!
(WWE Championship Match) JBL vs Eddie Guerrero ©
The change
from Bradshaw to JBL was a sudden one, Faarooq was fired from The WWE and this
led to the birth of the money tycoon and Mexican hating JBL. They did
everything to get heat on JBL, JBL was racist, attacked Eddie and put his hands
on Eddie’s mother. The build-up to the match was heated, a lot of the promo
work and packages/storylines leading into Eddie’s main event matches were
great. You had one chance at redemption with Lesnar, proving he was not a fluke
with Angle and now, standing up for his family. Eddie stares a hole through JBL
before the bell rings, Eddie looks ready to tear apart JBL.
Eddie
charges at JBL, right hands galore leave the challenger on the floor. Eddie
pummels JBL on the floor, stomps from Eddie. JBL continues to dodge Latino
Heat, JBL meets the ringpost face first, JBL is thrown over the Spanish
announce table. Eddie chokes JBL with the camera cable, JBL is begging for
mercy. Right hands by Eddie, JBL spills to the floor. JBL thinks about leaving,
Eddie makes the decision for JBL. Eddie batters JBL off the barricades and ring
apron, JBL is all over the place. Eddie talks trash to the challenger, Eddie
steps on JBL’s face repeatedly. JBL finally mounts some offense after sending
Eddie into the steel steps, right hands by JBL. Eddie is bounced off the
announce table, Eddie fires up before JBL boots Eddie.
Right hands
and chops by JBL, hard Irish whip by JBL. Side headlock takedown by JBL, Eddie
escapes but JBL shoulder blocks Eddie. Another side headlock takedown by JBL,
another shoulder block by JBL. Eddie nails two quick armdrags, Eddie tries for
a plancha but JBL catches Latino Heat for a Last Call fallaway slam. Eddie is
up first, hammering away on JBL before JBL back drops Eddie onto the Spanish
announce table. Neckbreaker by JBL for two, both men stand and trade bombs. JBL
back drops Eddie for two, JBL applies a bearhug. Eddie pokes the eyes of JBL to
escape, Irish whips into the corners by Eddie, right hands by Latino Heat.
Dropkick by Eddie, Three Amigos by Latino Heat.
JBL blocks
the third with a knee, Clothesline From Hell is dodged, JBL’s Powerbomb is
blocked too. Eddie runs into the referee by accident, Eddie elevates JBL over
the top rope and to the floor. Eddie rams JBL’s head off the ring apron and
over the announce table, JBL grabs a chair and knocks out Eddie with a massive
chair shot. Eddie blades deep, so deep that the crowd just collectively goes oh
shit. JBL is punishing Eddie with right hands, steel steps to the head by JBL.
JBL holds Eddie for the hard camera, very graphic imagery. JBL calls for The
Clothesline From Hell, it connects. The referee is down, JBL tries reviving the
referee.
JBL beats on
the referee trying to wake him, a new referee slides in. 1….2… Eddie kicks out,
the crowd erupts in Eddie chants. JBL tries for The Clothesline, Eddie dodges
and the referee takes the massive hit. Powerbomb by JBL and Eddie kicks out at
two and a half. Eddie continues to stay alive while JBL cannot believe his
luck, JBL applies a sleeper. Eddie counters with a back suplex, JBL clubs Eddie
with no effect.
Eddie is
showing his Latino Heat, right hands by the champion. JBL catches Eddie for a
Last Call, Eddie counters for a DDT. Eddie climbs to the top rope and misses a
Frog Splash, JBL rolls out to grab the championship and a chair. JBL throws in
the chair to distract the referee, JBL is low blowed before the championship
shot, Eddie waffles JBL with the belt and JBL wins by DQ. After the match,
Eddie mauls JBL with the chair and Frog Splashes the challenger.
That was a
damn good match, I loved the story they were telling with Eddie dominating the
early portion of the match, Latino Heat was enraged after all JBL had done to
the champion, JBL runs and runs while applying headlocks to wear down the
champion. The referee bump was crucial as JBL opened Eddie’s skull with the
chair shot, this led to that dramatic segment of the match with JBL dominating
Eddie and almost winning the championship. Eddie was put over so strong,
kicking out of JBL’s finishes, JBL was very good in the heel role considering
it was his first pay per view main event. It was violent, dramatic and had some
great psychology.
Winner: JBL
over Eddie Guerrero via DQ!
That was WWE’s
Judgement Day of 2004, a show that was marketed around Undertaker vs Booker T
but the match to watch was Eddie Guerrero vs JBL. Backlash was the superior
show, Raw had more starpower though. Smackdown may have the likes of RVD, The
Dudleys, Dupree and Booker but the roster is a bit thin. You could have more
cruiserweight action on this pay per view but when the champion of that
division is a woman, you know you won’t be having many cruiserweight matches on
pay per view. That being said, it was a solid pay per view, there was no match
I outright hated or could not sit through. From a quality standpoint, the main
event is the only match worth seeing, it is bloody, it has psychology and has
Eddie in that babyface role with that babyface fire that he could generate, it
was great stuff. Thanks for reading and remember: There’s always another night!
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