Hello and
welcome to another edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling
review series on the internet that never gives you the same matches over and
over week after week. This is WCW, this is Fall Brawl 1999 and boys and girls,
I might have just hit the jackpot in terms of terrible pay per views. Bischoff
is out of power, gone from WCW and creative has had a facelift with no real
card or direction going into this pay per view. The main event is Sting vs
Hogan, Hogan is in the red and yellow and claims that he would never
double-cross Sting (I suppose we will ignore the previous two years). Also, we
have Benoit vs Sid for The United States Championship, ICP are here and
Goldberg. Will this be awful? More than likely so let’s get into it!
Opening Promo
It’s not
much whatsoever, it is mostly Hogan saying trust me like Jake Roberts as Sting
is shown not to be trusting Hulk Hogan. Poor production WCW, you are wasting my
time.
Vampiro/ICP vs The Filthy Animals
First thing
about this match is Raven is no longer with the company, Raven walked out on
the company in a meeting with all of the talent, it takes balls and the man
went back to ECW. So, The Deadpool are down a member who could wrestle which
sucks, it is a rematch from the awful Road Wild. A lot of stalling to begin the
match, Vampiro is telling everyone to shut up while Mysterio has the fans chant
for Eddie. Kidman and Shaggy 2 Dope begin, Shaggy clubs Kidman. Kidman
dropkicks and stomps all over Shaggy, Kidman misses a corner splash and Shaggy
nails a huge clothesline. Kidman flips out of a back suplex for a forearm.
Mysterio tags in for a springboard leg drop, tag to Eddie who nails a slingshot
hilo.
Leaping calf
kick by Eddie, tag to Mysterio. Springboard splash by Mysterio, Shaggy tags
Violent J. Violent J catapults Mysterio into his corner, Vampiro is the legal
man for his team. Mysterio hair slams Vampiro, bronco buster by Mysterio, tag
to Kidman. Vampiro tags Violent, Kidman unloads on Violent J, Violent J hides
behind the referee. Huge chop by Violent J, DDT by Violent J and a tag to
Vampiro. Powerbomb by Vampiro, two as Eddie saves his partner. Kidman fires up
before a shoulder block from Vampiro, top rope spinning heel kick by Vampiro
for two. ICP put the boots to Kidman behind the referee’s back, Vampiro tags
Shaggy. Powerslam for two, Eddie saves Kidman once more.
Clothesline
by Kidman, tag to Mysterio. Springboard senton, springboard moonsault as
Vampiro saves Violent J. Violent J clotheslines Mysterio to the floor, Vampiro
and Shaggy send Mysterio into the barricade. Vampiro applies a reverse chinlock
while The ICP distract Eddie & Kidman. Vampiro attacks Eddie & Kidman
before applying a front chancery on Mysterio, Eddie finally gets the tag,
elbows and chops to Vampiro. Clothesline by Eddie, more chops by Eddie. Vampiro
avoids the monkey flip for an enzuigiri, tag to Violent J. Violent J scoop
slams Eddie, top rope leg drop by Shaggy with Kidman saving Eddie. Tag to Vampiro,
tilt-a-whirl backbreaker by Eddie. Eddie wipes out ICP before Vampiro beats
down Eddie.
Some weird
piledriver-cutter manoeuvre by Shaggy & Vampiro, Kidman shoves Shaggy off
the top rope. Vampiro gutwrench suplexes Kidman off the top rope. Eddie missile
dropkicks Vampiro which sets up the perfect moment for Kidman to score with The
Shooting Star Press to win the match.
It was
alright, not the worst from a match featuring ICP. Not a good run for a new
star in Vampiro though, that’s another match he has lost on pay per view.
Anyways, it was sloppy in parts, the crowd were huge into Eddie Guerrero and
what they did was not give them a lot of Eddie. However, the crowd was hot like
it often is for the start of pay per views, I am sure this will change by the
end of the first hour.
Winners:
The Filthy Animals over The Deadpool via Shooting Star Press!
(WCW Cruiserweight Championship Match) Lenny Lane © W/ Lodi
vs Kaz Hayashi
Well, this
would not be accepted in 2017. Lenny and Lodi are playing a very full-on gay
gimmick that drew a lot of criticism from the gay community, Lenny won the
championship from Rey Mysterio, I will give you a minute to let that sink in,
oh Christ. I also think Lenny might be taking the piss out of Jericho with the
hairstyle, Hayashi had beaten Lenny so they are having a match for the
championship. Lenny and Lodi bump butts before starting the match because gays
are heels.
Lenny takes
the back, Hayashi is not pleased by the attempted rape. Side headlock by Lenny,
shoulder block and beautiful skips from Lenny. Armbar by Lenny, Lenny hides in
the ropes. Kicks to the ass by Hayashi, sunset flip for two. Dropkick by
Hayashi and a headscissors takedown, Lenny runs to a hug from Lodi. Twisting
Space Tiger Moonsault from Hayashi, elbow drop by Hayashi. Lodi trips Hayashi
when Hayashi runs the ropes but Lenny misses elbow drops. Wheelbarrow sit-out
slam by Lenny for two, eye rake and back rakes by Lenny. Snapmare and stomp by
Lenny, two for Lenny. Hayashi boots Lenny, drop toehold and Lenny hits the
middle turnbuckle hard. Hayashi tries a slingshot but Lenny dodges the splash,
overly sexual pin from Lenny for two.
Knees to the
ribs and gutwrench powerbomb for two, Hayashi lowbridges Lenny and nails a tope
con hilo. Lodi attacks Hayashi while the referee tends to Lenny, Hayashi is
whipped hard into the guard rail. Two for Lenny, Lenny stomps Hayashi in the
corner, foot choke from the champion. Reverse chinlock by Lenny, Hayashi escapes
for a hurricanrana for a close two. Lenny nails a huge bulldog for two, Hayashi
is caught from a slide. Hayashi escapes out of a back suplex for his own,
slingshot bulldog by Hayashi. Both men are on the top rope, running powerbomb
by Hayashi. Lodi places Lenny’s foot on the ropes, Lodi crotches Hayashi.
Hayashi
nails a middle rope hurricanrana. Jawbreaker by Lenny, Hayashi dropkicks Lenny
into Lodi, victory roll for two. Hayashi backbreakers Lenny, Hayashi calls for
the end. Hayashi is hotshotted by Lodi, roll-up by Lenny for two. Hayashi walks
right into a Stroke from Lenny and Lenny retains the championship.
Crowd were
not into this match but these two tried their hardest. It was crazy with all
the near-falls, it reminded me of a main event from WWE nowadays. Sadly, the
action could not match the quality of a WWE main event, it was slow in parts
and the crowd chanting faggot and homo were a nice touch for the gimmick of
Lenny & Lodi.
Winner:
Lenny over Kaz Hayashi via Stroke!
Sting Interview
Mean Gene
interviews Sting, Sting says Luger is so close to losing The Stinger as a
friend, Sting agrees that Hogan is a changed man and that there are no problems
until they step into the ring.
The Revolution vs The First Family W/ Jimmy Hart
Brian Knobbs
& Hugh Morrus are going to battle Shane Douglas and Dean Malenko, Douglas
fucks up the town which is so perfect for this company at the time. Slugfest to
start the match, Morrus & Douglas are on the floor, Knobbs is pummelling
Malenko in the ring. Malenko low blows both family members, noggin knocker.
Inverted atomic drop and leaping calf kick by The Revolution, double baseball
slide by Malenko & Douglas. Douglas tees off on Morrus, Malenko sends
Knobbs into the steel steps. Douglas cracks Morrus with the steel steps, Knobbs
whips Malenko into the steel steps. Ten punches by Douglas, boot in the corner
and clothesline by Knobbs.
Forearm
shots by Knobbs, Douglas is send into Knobbs’ smelly pit. Douglas fires up, tag
to Malenko. Drop toehold and low dropkick combination, armdrag and knees to the
arm by Malenko to an incoming Morrus. Douglas comes in with Morrus delivering a
few big rights before Douglas turns the tide with a boot and a neckbreaker. Eye
poke by Morrus, tag to Knobbs. Knobbs walks into an armdrag, tag to Malenko.
Malenko hurls Knobbs to the floor, Douglas whips Knobbs into the guard rail.
Knobbs reverses Douglas into another guard rail but it means nothing as Douglas
is back up quick and Malenko tags in Douglas.
Douglas
& Malenko own the ring, Knobbs walks into a drop toehold. Side headlock by
Douglas, Morrus nails Douglas from the apron. Morrus puts the boots to Douglas
on the floor, Knobbs misses a big splash. Tag to Malenko, Malenko scores with a
back drop, right hands for Knobbs. Jimmy Hart is knocked into Knobbs’ lap,
Knobbs trips Malenko which allows Morrus to nail his No Laughing Matter
Moonsault.
So, the new
hot group with the new star in the company lose to Brian Knobbs and Hugh
Morrus, a tag team I would consider on the lower side of the heels’ side. Yeah,
you wonder why Benoit, Malenko, Eddie and Saturn feared for their jobs under
the new booking regime, what a joke of a match and a joke of a finish.
Winners:
The First Family over The Revolution via No Laughing Matter!
(WCW Television Championship Match) Saturn vs Rick Steiner ©
Rick Steiner
has been in limbo with Scott Steiner disappearing from out screens, Rick is
television champion, the title never meant much and it does not help when Rick
hardly defends the damn thing. Steiner takes down Saturn, eye rake by Steiner.
Clothesline by Steiner for two, Saturn superkicks Steiner down. Springboard leg
drop by Saturn, suicide dive by Saturn. Ten punches by Saturn, German suplex by
Saturn for two. Steiner places the referee in the way, low blow by Steiner,
Saturn is thrown to the floor. Saturn is sent into the steel steps, Steiner
rips up the safety mats and DDTs Saturn onto the concrete. Steiner clubs down
Saturn, huge German release suplex for two.
Clothesline
by Steiner, camel clutch by the champion. Steiner transitions into a single leg
Boston crab, belly to belly suplex by Steiner. Saturn is placed on the top
rope, Saturn fights back for a missile dropkick. Springboard forearm and
exploder suplex by Saturn, Steiner recovers well for a huge powerslam,
snatching Saturn out of mid-air. Saturn reverses an Irish whip for The Death
Valley Driver, Steiner kicks out at two. Steiner blocks the second DVD, Saturn
is rammed into the turnbuckle. Steiner climbs to the top rope, Saturn crotches
Steiner. Steiner blocks the suplex, sending Saturn to the floor and Steiner
nails The Steiner Bulldog for the win.
Again, the
hot new group which you are trying to get over loses to an established star,
you have to feel for Saturn. The guy looked to have so much potential in his
feud with Raven and within months, it was snatched from him. Match was boring,
mostly a one-sided affair with Steiner wiping the floor with Saturn, crowd did
not care and I did not when it was all over.
Winner:
Rick Steiner over Saturn via Steiner Bulldog!
Hulk Hogan Interview
Hogan is
walking the straight path ladies and gentlemen, Hogan does not like to be
called a liar (The irony!) and Hogan wants to kick Sting’s ass and Luger’s ass
if he sticks his nose where it does not belong.
Berlyn W/ The Bodyguard vs Jim Duggan
Berlyn is
Alex Wright with a mohawk look right out of Fist of The North Star, Berlyn was
feuding with Buff Bagwell but Bagwell refused to put Berlyn over so we have a
replacement in Jim Duggan. This had to be Duggan’s first pay per view singles match
in at least three years, Duggan gets a bigger pop than anybody who has wrestled
so far on the night, just brilliant. Huge dropkick by Berlyn to start the
match, Duggan turns the tide with a hard Irish whip and a lot of clotheslines
which leaves Berlyn on the floor.
Atomic drop
by Duggan, forearms in the corner. Polish hammer by Duggan, Berlyn is begging
for mercy. Duggan lowers his head off an Irish whip, big kick and clothesline
by Berlyn. Side headlock into an uppercut by Berlyn, Duggan fires backs with
huge right hands. Eye poke by Berlyn, stomps in the corner. Snapmare into a
reverse chinlock, Duggan escapes for huge shoulder thrusts. Berlyn stops Duggan
with a boot, elbow drop by Berlyn. Duggan clubs down Berlyn, they wrestle on
the mat a bit. No idea what is going on here, they reset for a lock-up.
Berlyn
snapmares Duggan over, they just seem to be hugging one another. Berlyn is
holding onto a sleeper awkwardly, Duggan fires up and back drops Berlyn. Berlyn
powders to the floor, the bodyguard has ripped up the safety mats, the
bodyguard clotheslines Duggan. Neckbreaker by Berlyn and this is mercifully
over.
The pick of
the bunch in terms of shite matches. They were on two different wave-lengths,
it was awkward, disjointed and sloppy. One of the most boring matches committed
to pay per view, Duggan did not feel like selling Berlyn’s offense. Looks like
they got lost the whole time and Bagwell comes out to talk to Duggan
afterwards, Duggan shoves him off looking legitimately pissed. Just a beautiful
clusterfuck of a match, this was one of the worst.
Winner:
Berlyn over Duggan via Neckbreaker!
(WCW Tag Team Championship Match) Harlem Heat vs The West
Texas Rednecks © W/ Curt Hennig
After
winning the championships from The Jersey Triad, Harlem Heat are the
challengers once more because this company has no idea what they are doing,
Barry and Kendall Windham are your champions, The West Texas Rednecks are over
with the southern audience (Big shocker right?), WCW have no clue what they are
doing. Booker and Kendall start, forearms from Booker. Kendall powders and
Booker gives chase, Kendall stomps Booker before a flying forearm and a
clothesline from Booker ends that.
Barry is in,
armdrag and clothesline by Booker. Tag to Stevie Ray for a double suplex, right
hands by Stevie Ray. Inverted atomic drop, one for Kendall too. Big boot to
Barry, eye rake from Barry. Tag to Kendall, back elbow from Kendall. Huge
chops, Stevie Ray asks for more. Right hands by Stevie Ray, Kendall blocks with
a boot, cheap shot by Barry. Barry elbows Stevie Ray, double clothesline, tag
to Barry. Powerslam by Stevie Ray, Booker gets the hot-tag. Sidekick by Booker,
backbreaker to Kendall. Kendall kicks out at two, Kendall drags Booker to the
floor. Barry and Hennig attack Booker, knee drop by Kendall for two.
Reverse
chinlock, Booker dodges a big boot. Scissors Kick by Booker, followed by a
Spinaroonie. Barry nails his Leaping Clothesline, Stevie Ray is irate. Hennig
sends Booker into the guard rail, back suplex by Barry for two. Barry scores
with a superplex for two as Stevie Ray saves Booker. Kendall is in, lariat by
Kendall for two. Booker nails a sunset flip out of the corner, two for Booker.
Kendall applies a front chancery, tag to Barry who applies a sleeper. Tag to
Kendall, Stevie Ray gets the tag but Barry has distracted the referee. Scoop
slam by Stevie Ray on both Windhams, Barry saves Kendall from the Slapjack.
Hennig nails Stevie Ray with a cowbell off an Irish whip, Kendall covers but
Booker fights off Hennig & Windham to nail a missile dropkick for the win.
That was
fine, you cannot go wrong with Booker working most of the match and Barry doing
the same for his team, I feel Booker was beyond this at this point in his
career but WCW did not see it that way. The finish was quite confusing, Kendall
had the cover and was screaming at the referee who simply ignored Kendall’s
request, Booker calmly comes in and kicks his head off, it amused me greatly.
And why change the titles if you are only going to put them back on Harlem
Heat? Pointless booking WCW. Anyways, it was a good match compared to
everything I had seen on this card so far.
Winners:
Harlem Heat over The West Texas Rednecks via Missile Dropkick!
(WCW United States Championship Match) Chris Benoit © vs Sid
Vicious
Sid is
undefeated, Benoit seemed to be finally getting somewhere in WCW, you know
where this is going though don’t you? Lock-up, Benoit shoves back Sid. Sid
shoves back Benoit with ease, Sid shoves back Benoit. Side headlock by Benoit,
shoulder block from the bigger Sid. Eye rake by Sid, choke against the rope by
Sid. Benoit slides through Sid’s leg, dragon screw by Benoit. Benoit goes right
for the leg, Sid wriggles free and begins kicking the ribs of Benoit. Huge
right hand by Sid, multiple stomps by The Millennium Man. Sid misses a huge
splash, Benoit goes for the leg again.
Benoit
places the steel steps on Sid’s legs, Benoit dropkicks the steel steps onto Sid’s
leg. Sid catches Benoit in mid-air, Benoit slides out for a German suplex, Sid
whips Benoit off the ropes. Benoit goes for a crucifix but Sid takes down
Benoit with a Samoan drop. Cobra clutch from Sid, transition to a slam for two.
Reverse chinlock by Sid, sunset flip but Sid covers for a pin, two for Sid.
Benoit slides out of a powerslam, Irish whip by Benoit is reversed, dropkick to
the knee by Benoit. Crippler Crossface by Benoit, Sid powers up and reaches the
ropes with his foot. Benoit goes for a Diving Headbutt, Sid avoids and delivers
the powerbomb for the win.
I liked the
story they were telling in this match, Sid was treated like a huge behemoth who
was unbeatable in many ways. Benoit knows this and goes for the leg, chopping
away at the big man to whittle him down to his size. Benoit showed a lot of
heart and had a match that the crowd were into which is something that most did
not achieve on this card. However, it is another case of The Revolution losing
on this night, they did not win a singles match. How demoralizing it must be
for a new group to lose every match on pay per view.
Winner: Sid
Vicious over Chris Benoit via Powerbomb!
Goldberg vs DDP
A rematch
from Halloween Havoc 1998, the best match that Goldberg ever had. Hoping to
create the magic? And what is the deal with Goldberg? I feel he has not been
around a lot in WCW for the year of 1999, some ppvs he is here and others he is
not. Before the match begins, the referee finds a lot of weapons on DDP’s
person, we have a chain and a roll of quarters, Goldberg clotheslines DDP to
the floor. Side headlock by Goldberg, shoulder block by Goldberg. Armwringer
and side headlock by DDP, Goldberg escapes and DDP is on his ass again.
Side
headlock by DDP, Goldberg dumps DDP on the floor with a shoulder block. DDP has
the mic, the fans chant Goldberg and DDP is not a happy man. Goldberg chases
after DDP, they brawl in the crowd before Goldberg dumps DDP ringside. DDP
jumps on Goldberg in the ring, Diamond Cutter is dodged for a huge powerslam,
DDP low blows Goldberg using the referee for cover. DDP nails Goldberg with brass
knuckles, Goldberg is down. Foot choke by DDP, DDP poses for the fans.
DDP slaps
the head of Goldberg, huge right hands with his brass knuckles. Elbow by DDP
for two, reverse chinlock by DDP. DDP uses the ropes for leverage behind the
referee’s back, Goldberg begins to shake off the damage. Right hands by
Goldberg, hug boot to the face of DDP. Irish whip by Goldberg, float-over DDT
by DDP, two for DDP. DDP runs into a double underhook slam for two, here comes
The Triad. Kanyon clocks Goldberg with a hubcap, DDP slams Goldberg for two.
Kanyon and Bigelow attack Goldberg with DDP holding the referee. Double clothesline
by Goldberg on Bigelow & Kanyon, Spear to DDP and Jackhammer goodnight.
Well, it
still gets monster reactions when it happens. The match was nothing on their
match from the previous year, it was quite boring with a lot of stalling from
DDP. I just found myself bored watching it until the very end when Goldberg hit
The Spear.
Winner:
Goldberg over DDP via Jackhammer!
(WCW World Heavyweight Championship Match) Sting vs Hulk Hogan
©
Hogan had
turned babyface, retiring the black and white colours while also retiring Kevin
Nash, Sting was next in line for a championship match after Hogan had beaten
Savage for the championship. Sting trusts Hogan as Hogan now wears the red and
yellow but Sting’s best friend Lex Luger has caused friction by saying Hogan
cannot be trusted. Over the next few weeks on Nitro, questionable things
happened to Sting which made him doubt Hogan’s words, we go into this match
with Sting not sure whether he should trust Hogan or Luger.
Bret Hart is
here to offer good luck to both competitors, how nice of Bret Hart and how
funny is it to see Bret shake Hogan’s hand when Hogan would never put over
Bret. Lock-up, Hogan shoves Sting because Sting did not break. Not exactly
heeling it up, lots of trash-talking between the two. Roll-up by Hogan, Sting
escapes using the ropes. Lock-up and armwringer by Hogan, Sting reverses for
his own. Hammerlock counter by Hogan, Sting returns the favour and Hogan takes
down Sting and applies a sleeper. Side headlock by Hogan, hammerlock by Sting.
Hogan goes to the ropes, Sting shoves Hogan in the back and Hogan talks with
the fans.
Lock-up,
Hogan shoves back Sting and knees the challenger. Right hands by Hogan, Irish
whip and a corner clothesline. Scoop slam and elbow drops by Hogan, Sting scoop
slams and elbows Hogan. Hogan gains control with a knee and multiple elbows to
the arm of Sting. Suplex by Hogan, Sting no-sells. Right hands by Sting, ten
punches in the corner. Hogan rolls to the floor, Hogan drags out Sting. They
slug it out on the floor, eye rake by Hogan. Hogan smacks Sting off the guard
rail, Sting knees Hogan and turns the tide, hurling the champion into the guard
rail. Hogan chokes Sting with a camera cord, elbow across the throat by Hogan.
Back suplex for two, Hogan applies a surfboard stretch.
Abdominal
stretch into a roll-up for two, Hogan continues punishing Sting. Ten punches by
Hogan, Hogan bites the head of Sting. More right hands by Hogan for two,
crossbody block by Sting for two. Stinger Splash, make it two. Hogan avoids the
third and Hogan hulks up, right hands. Big boot and The Leg Drop, DDP wipes out
the referee. Diamond Cutter by DDP, Sting is placed on top of Hogan and of
course, Hogan kicks out of The Diamond Cutter. DDP Diamond Cutters the referee,
Hogan is on his feet in no time. Bret Hart is with DDP, Hogan boots Sid before
Lex Luger appears. Sting has the baseball bat, Hogan looks at Sting with the
bat. Sting waffles Hogan with the bat, Scorpion Deathlock, Hogan is out-cold
and Sting is your winner.
Jesus Christ
what the hell was this match? First, you have babyface vs babyface which is a
tough deal to do yet Hogan DOMINATES the match. Not controls it, not works as
the heel, flat out DOMINATES Sting for the entirety of the match. No-sells DDP’s
Diamond Cutter and takes down the hot heel in Sid and Luger so that’s three men
in total. You make Sting champion in a way that makes The Stinger look heel?
Sting as a heel? How is that going to get over when everyone is sick to death
of Hogan being in the company? Place erupted for Sting’s win, Sting as a heel I
have no faith in and the way Hogan is portrayed is so cartoony, it borders on
insanity.
Winner:
Sting over Hogan via Scorpion Deathlock!
That was WCW’s
Fall Brawl of 1999, a show that had a lot of bad and very little good, I did
not enjoy a lot of this card. I thought they were some shocking booking
decisions like new stars such as Vampiro and Douglas losing, the treatment of
Berlyn was a joke with that new gimmick being dead before it really got
started. Action was boring, rising stars were put down rather dominantly with
only Sid, Sting, Hogan and Goldberg looking like big deals by the end of the
night. The main event was a shit-show and the whole pay per view was terrible.
Thanks for reading and remember: There’s always another night!
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