Good evening
ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling
Reviews where the reviews are just too sweet! Back to WCW, it’s Uncensored
1998. Remember how CM Punk was usually not in the main event when he was world
champion? Well, that is not the first time it has happened and it might not be
the most unfair incident. Sting is your world champion, twice defeating Hogan in
comically, stupid manners but Sting has made it to the top and Sting faces
Scott Hall tonight. However, the main event brother is Hulk Hogan vs Randy
Savage as The NWO falls apart. Also, there is the continued singles career of
Booker T and Bret Hart is in action, will Uncensored be a home-run or a bust?
Let’s find out!
Opening Promo
It’s not
much as we have still frame images of Hogan, Savage, Sting and Hall flash
across the screen, it is like when a friend posts a GIF online, it moves fopr a
few seconds while also looking awkward. Anyways, it is ok.
(WCW Television Championship Match) Eddie Guerrero W/ Chavo
Guerrero vs Booker T ©
Chavo is
here as Eddie is dishonouring the Guerrero legacy, Chavo lost a match to Eddie
and now Eddie has Chavo as a servant. Couple of months ago, Eddie was the
hottest heel in the company, I am saddened that Eddie is no longer carrying the
swagger he had during his Cruiserweight Champion run, Booker T is finding his
feet as a singles wrestler, improving with each match. Eddie is on the floor,
not happy with Booker T. Booker has Eddie, right hands and a back body drop.
Sidewalk slam by Booker, Eddie begs for mercy. Clothesline by Booker,
clothesline to the floor by Booker. Eddie asks Chavo to help, Chavo does not
help Eddie which results in Eddie asking for a handshake.
Booker
squeezes Eddie’s hand and nails as sidekick, Irish whip and a powerslam by
Booker. Eddie powders to the floor and tries leaving, Booker tees off on Eddie
with a huge forearm and a scoop slam on the floor. Eddie is back in the ring,
back elbow by Booker. Cover and two, gorilla press slam by Booker. Booker is on
the top rope, Eddie recovers and crotches Booker with a dropkick. Top rope
superplex by Eddie, Booker blocks Eddie’s right hands, Irish whip and a
thrustkick by Booker. Cover and two, Booker misses The Scissors Kick as Eddie
dropkicks the leg of Booker. Eddie stomps all over the leg of Booker, Eddie
snaps Booker’s leg off the ring apron. Slingshot plancha onto the leg by Eddie,
dropkick to the knee by Eddie.
Eddie uses
an ankle lock and the ropes for leverage, Booker T reverses an Irish whip but
Booker cannot capitalize as Eddie nails a back elbow and a tope hilo. Crossbody
to the floor by Eddie, more stomps by Eddie. Back suplex by Eddie, cover and
two. Irish whip, flapjack by Booker, Spinaroonie into a Scissors Kick. Irish
whip into a spinebuster, Booker is on the top rope. Booker misses a missile
dropkick, Booker lands on his feet. Eddie dodges a Harlem sidekick, Booker is
hung up on the top rope. Booker shoves off Eddie, missile dropkick and Booker
retains his championship. Eddie attacks Chavo after the match, more heel heat
for Latino Heat.
It was good
but I never got deeply into it as it was over too quick. Solid work from Eddie
working the leg, I do not understand why Booker stopped selling in the lead up
to the finish as Booker landed on his feet after a missile dropkick and nailed
The Scissors Kick with no issues whatsoever. I expect better from Booker and it
hurts the match for me. Good stuff with some bad psychology.
Winner:
Booker T over Eddie Guerrero via Missile Dropkick!
Konnan vs Juventud Guerrera
Juventud was
unmasked by Chris Jericho at Superbrawl, Konnan feels Juventud Guerrera has let
down the Mexican people by losing his mask. Juventud feels it is a new
beginning, these two meet in the ring to settle their differences. Spinning
heel kick by Juventud, Konnan dodges a dropkick and nails a clothesline.
Headscissors takedown by Juventud, Konnan powders and avoids a plancha,
Juventud is dragged to the floor and sent into the steel steps. Juventud blocks
the steel steps, smashes Konnan’s face off the steps and Juventud nails a springboard
using the steel steps. Springboard missile dropkick by Juventud for two, Konnan
hotshots Juventud off a headscissiors attempt. Indian deathlock by Konnan,
Konnan slaps the face of Juventud while in the hold.
Irish whip
out of the corner, Juventud gets a boot up and looks for a victory roll, Konnan
forces Juventud down and nails a German suplex. Konnan catapults Juventud into
the corner, stomps and a face wash from Konnan. Hair-toss by K-Dawg, cover and
two. Boston crab by Konnan, Konnan applies the rocking horse before sitting on
the neck of Juventud, it looked nasty. Juventud has rolled to the floor but
gingerly gets back into the ring, Konnan applies a weird firemen’s carry
submission thing, two count for Konnan. Konnan tries for a spider suplex,
Juventud lands on his feet and Juventud goes to town on Konnan with right hands
and boots.
Chop by
Juventud, Konnan catches Juventud and delivers a wheelbarrow suplex for two.
Konnan picks up Juventud for a gutwrench powerbomb, Juventud counters with a
faecbuster. Juventud misses his 450 Splash, Cradle DDT and it looks botched for
good measure, two count for Konnan. Samoan drop by Konnan for two, Juventud
counters for a crucifix pin from the ground for the win. After the match,
Konnan drills Juventud with The Cradle DDT and throws Juventud to the floor.
I need to go
back and watch what made Konnan a star in Mexico because that star quality is
nowhere to be seen in WCW. This was a tough match to go through, there was
nothing to it, Konnan looks lazy and like he is phoning it in and did nothing
to put Juventud over. This match sucked!
Winner:
Juventud Guerrera over Konnan via roll-up!
Mean Gene/JJ. Dillon
The Giant
has requested that the powerbomb is legal for the match between Kevin Nash and
The Giant, that’s it.
(WCW Cruiserweight Championship Match) Dean Malenko vs Chris
Jericho ©
Chris
Jericho had found himself as an over the top heel, becoming one of the most
entertaining wrestlers on the whole roster. Mysterio and Juventud had been
beaten by Jericho, Jericho faces the other top babyface in the WCW
Cruiserweight division (I have no idea where Ultimo Dragon has disappeared to).
Lock-up,
Malenko takes down Jericho easily with a front chancery. Drop toehold by
Malenko, Malenko takes the back and takes down Jericho. Malenko takes Jericho
down for a third time, Jericho tries pulling the hair. Shoulder block by
Malenko, Jericho is frustrated by Malenko outwrestling him. Shoving contest,
Malenko Irish whips Jericho. O’Connor roll goes wrong for Malenko as Jericho
nails an enzuigiri, Malenko dodges the springboard crossbody. Jericho tries
leaving, right hands by Malenko. Malenko stomps Jericho but Jericho counters
with a spinebuster, Jericho struts and pins Malenko with one boot for two.
Suplex by Jericho for two, cocky boots to the head by Jericho. Snapmare and a
reverse chinlock by Jericho, snap suplex and a Lionsault but Malenko has a foot
on the ropes.
Knee by
Jericho, Malenko tries battling back but Jericho clubs down Malenko.
Backbreaker submission, forearm shot by Jericho. Malenko is firing up, forearms
and headbutts by Malenko, back suplex. Cover and two, Jericho is back on top
after a senton. Jericho kicks Malenko hard in the ribs, dropkick by Jericho to
Malenko who is tied up in the corner. Forearm shots and a boot to the face by
Jericho, Jericho slaps Malenko and Malenko is fired up, Malenko blocks a corner
clothesline. Malenko tries for a brainbuster, Jericho slides out for a reverse
suplex, Malenko goes to the ropes to avoid The Liontamer. Jericho tries for a
German suplex, Malenko rolls through for two. Backslide by Malenko for two,
Jericho slaps Malenko off the apron.
Malenko
whips Jericho into the corner, Jericho blocks the German suplex and props Malenko
on the top rope. Back superplex backfires for Jericho as Malenko lands on top,
two and a half for the challenger. Jericho is on the apron, Malenko tries for a
suplex. Jericho holds onto the ropes as Malenko tries for a dropkick, Jericho
goes for The Liontamer. Malenko makes it to the ropes, Jericho places Malenko
on the top rope. Malenko counters Jericho’s hurricanrana for a gutbuster, cover
and a two. Jericho blocks a calf kick for The Liontamer, Malenko is dragged
back to the middle of the ring and Jericho sets and Malenko has to tap to
Jericho.
That was a
good match, competitive and back and forth from two awesome wrestlers, Jericho
is having the run of his career so far, continuing to pull out solid and good
to great matches on pay per view. Malenko although not often showing emotion,
could fire up when he needed to and Malenko looks distraught after the loss and
we have a bit of character development for Malenko which is great for Malenko.
It was technical, had a good story and psychology. After the match, Okerlund
berates Malenko and Malenko says he is going home. What will this lead to?
Winner:
Chris Jericho over Dean Malenko via Liontamer!
Lex Luger vs Scott Steiner
Here comes
Scott Steiner for the first time on pay per view with blond hair and a goatee,
Big Poppa Pump is here ladies and gentlemen. Scott turned on his brother Rick
at Superbrawl, joined The NWO and I am interested to see how Steiner’s heel
turn progresses. Scott jumps Luger immediately, kicks and knees by Scott. Belly
to belly suplex by Scott, elbow drop. Scott chokes Luger with the ropes, more
posing from Scott. Luger is thrown to the floor, Luger is whipped into the
guard rail. Scott tries for a suplex into the ring, Luger suplexes Scott from
the ring to the floor.
Luger sends Scott into the crowd, inverted
atomic drops and clotheslines. Powerslam by Luger, Luger calls for The Torture
Rack. Scott holds onto the ropes and low blows Luger, Steiner Recliner but
Luger is under the ropes. Scott grabs a steel chair, here comes Rick Steiner.
Luger clotheslines Scott Steiner in the back of the head, Luger pins Scott
Steiner. Rick and Scott stand alone in the ring and Rick back drops Scott to
the floor.
Well, that
was a massive disappointment, Scott Steiner beaten by a weak lariat to the back
of the head? Not exactly a great start to a heel turn, looks like we might have
a slow build to Rick vs Scott, I am up for that as long as they do not screw it
up beforehand. Anyways, this was poor and a waste of time in many ways.
Winner: Lex
Luger over Scott Steiner via Lariat!
(WCW United States Championship Match) Raven vs Chris Benoit
vs DDP © (Triple Jeopardy Match)
Benoit and
DDP had fought at Superbrawl, DDP emerged victorious but both men had problems
with The Flock so this led to this triple threat between the three, pin-falls
count anywhere and there are no disqualifications. Three-way lock-up, that was
funny. They do it again, right hands galore. Another three-way lock-up and
everyone is on the floor, Benoit and Raven send DDP into the steps, Benoit
chops Raven in the ring. Clothesline and a two for Benoit, back elbow by Benoit
for two. Benoit stomps Raven, DDP clotheslines Benoit. Raven tries to steal the
pin, DDP stomps Raven out of the ring. DDP dodges a baseball slide from Benoit
and planchas onto Raven and Benoit.
Russian
legsweep for two by DDP, Benoit nails a snap suplex on Raven. DDP saves his
title by stomping Benoit. DDP drops Raven with a slam, Benoit pulls off DDP.
Benoit stomps all over DDP, Diving Headbutt by Benoit on Raven. DDP makes the
save, Benoit and DDP have as slugfest, DDP and Benoit go to the floor. Raven
dives onto both, cover and a two for Raven. DDP whips Benoit into the guard
rail but here comes Raven and everyone is down. Everyone is being sent into the
guard rail, Benoit shakes off DDP while Raven grabs a trash can. DDP has the
trash can, it’s on the head of Raven. DDP and Benoit grab crutches and nails
Raven twice, both men try covering Raven but neither are successful. DDP is
sent into the guard rail, Benoit has the trash can. Wham to the back of DDP,
Benoit suplexes DDP on the ramp.
DDP is thrown through a piece of the stage by
Raven & Benoit, Benoit nails Raven with a kitchen sink. Raven and Benoit
are making their way towards the side of the stage, Raven suplexes a table onto
Benoit. Raven chokes Benoit with a rope, Raven props a table on the stage.
Benoit reverses an Irish whip and sends Raven through a table, Benoit chokes
Raven with the rope. Benoit and Raven are back at the stage, Raven low blows
Benoit and grabs a chair. Benoit drop toeholds Raven onto the chair, Benoit
wedges the chair in between the turnbuckles.
Chops by
Benoit, Raven is wiped out as he is thrown into the chair. DDP is crawling back
to the ring, Benoit sends Raven into the guard rail. Cover and a two for
Benoit, chops by Benoit. Irish whip and a sleeper by Benoit, DDP applies a
sleeper to Benoit and Raven drops both men with a jawbreaker. Benoit nails
Raven with two German suplexes before DDP German suplexes Benoit and Raven.
Benoit and Raven drop DDP, Benoit is clubbed by Raven. Raven asks Benoit for help,
Raven smashes DDP with a sign that is actually a stop sign. Raven has brought
in a table, Benoit smashes Raven with the stop sign. DDP is on the table,
Benoit places Raven on the top rope looking for a superplex.
DDP stirs and sends Benoit to the floor, DDP
nails A Diamond Cutter on Raven from the second rope through the table and we
have a winner as DDP retains his United States Championship.
That was a
fun hardcore match, a lot of three man spots that were entertaining and there
was not a dull moment in the match, I liked the suplex spots, the stop sign and
The Diamond Cutter through the table. Everyone was allowed to have their moment
in the match, Benoit was suplexing and chopping everyone, Raven was allowed to
be his hardcore self while DDP got to nail another great variation of The
Diamond Cutter, DDP was the most popular of the three and continues to build
momentum. Surely there must be a world championship in DDP’s future?
Winner: DDP
over Benoit & Raven via Diamond Cutter through a Table!
The Giant vs Kevin Nash
Nash faced
Giant at Souled Out with Nash botching a powerbomb and injuring The Giant, WCW
decided to turn the botch into an angle and Nash’s powerbomb was banned due to
the injury it caused to The Giant. The rematch is tonight and The Giant has
asked for the powerbomb to be legal for this match, perhaps Giant wants to
powerbomb Nash or maybe Giant wants Nash at full-strength. Either way, The
Giant wants to beat the piss out of Nash.
Lock-up,
Nash slips out of a chest slap and mocks The Giant. Another lock-up, side
headlock and hammerlock by Nash, Giant clothesline the bejesus out of Nash.
Elbow by Giant, second elbow misses. Giant clotheslines Nash to the floor, Nash
shoves Giant head first into the ringpost. Elbows by Nash to the neck, Nash
chokes Giant with his boot. More clubbing blows to the neck and a sleeper by
Nash, a giant leg across the neck of The Giant. The neckbrace is ripped off by
Nash, Giant counters a running Nash with a boot to the mid-section. Headbutt by
Nash does not work, clotheslines by The Giant. Right hands by The Giant, Nash
is lifted into the air for a scoop slam. Giant calls for The Chokeslam. Bryan
Adams nails Giant with a baseball bat. Vincent and Konnan beat up The Giant,
Giant shakes them off.
Chokeslam to
Vincent, Chokeslam to Konnan. Bryan Adams is caught by the throat but Nash
saves Adams with a baseball bat to the back. Giant powers up and Nash bails,
Giant wins the match by DQ.
That was ok,
The Souled Out match was worse and there was a little psychology to this match
with Nash working Giant’s injured neck. Still no revenge for Giant so does this
mean this feud is going to continue? I hope not, I have seen enough of these
two big men fighting one another.
Winner: The
Giant over Kevin Nash via DQ!
Curt Hennig W/ Rick Rude vs Bret Hart
Bret Hart’s
next feud after Ric Flair is against Curt Hennig who has lost a few steps in my
eyes since joining WCW. Despite being featured in that upper mid-card position,
I think Hennig has being a disappointing acquisition for WCW. Hennig thinks
about jumping Bret, Hennig slaps Bret and we have a lock-up, nobody takes
control and we reset. Lock-up, side headlock by Bret, Hennig holds onto the
hair. Shoulder block by Bret and another side headlock, Hennig goes to the hair
for a second time. Chops by Hennig in the corner, Bret reverses an Irish whip
and catches Hennig with another side headlock. Shoulder block by Bret, hiptoss
by Bret and Hennig powders. Rude and Hennig talk strategy, Hennig attacks Bret
with Rude’s distraction.
Bret tries
for a Sharpshooter, Bret locks in the hold and Rude enters the ring and punches
Bret in the face, how the referee did not see that is beyond me. Hennig goes
after Bret’s leg, Rude attacks Bret as Hennig is with the referee. Hair-toss by
Hennig, slaps in the face by Hennig. Huge right by Hennig, Hennig applies the
figure four while using Rude’s hand for leverage. The referee breaks the hold
after the referee catches Rude helping Perfect. Bret fires back on Hennig but
Hennig goes to the leg and The Hitman is down, spinning toehold by Hennig. Kick
to the sternum by Hennig, scoop slam and Hennig is climbing to the top rope.
Bret crotches Hennig, Bret hair-pulls Hennig. Inverted atomic drop and a
clothesline, small package for two. Russian legsweep for two, right hands by
Bret.
Running
bulldog by Bret, Hennig puts his foot on the ropes. Backbreaker by Bret and a
second rope elbow. Two count for Bret, right hands by Bret. Hennig sends Bret
into the turnbuckle sternum first, Hennig signals for The Hennig Plex. Hennig
connects and Bret kicks out at two, Rude is knocked off the arpon by Hennig as
Bret goes for an O’Connor roll, Hennig rolls through and grabs the tights but
Bret kicks out at two. Hennig is shot into the ropes, sunset flip and Bret
rolls through for The Sharpshooter and Hennig taps out. Rude and Hennig rough
up Bret after the match, Rude Awakening and a chair shot to the head of Bret
Hart.
Hennig’s
best match in WCW, Bret Hart works a smart match with Hennig, Hennig is cocky
and overconfident, Bret outwrestles Hennig and needs Rude’s help to turn the
tide. Hennig slaps, taunts and cheats using every tactic in the book to beat
Bret but Bret fights through it all and defeats Hennig with The Sharpshooter,
Hennig gets his heat back by attacking Bret after the match. Simple and good
stuff from Hart and Hennig.
Winner:
Bret Hart over Curt Hennig via Sharpshooter!
(WCW World Championship Match) Scott Hall W/ Dusty Rhodes vs
Sting ©
Sting as
champion take two, they did it wrong the first time and did not fix much at
Superbrawl. Nonetheless, Scott Hall won the World War 3 battle royal to earn a
shot at Superbrawl, Hall gets his opportunity a month later than expected.
Dusty Rhodes is so weird with Hall, I do not think I will get use to it but it’s
happening and there is nothing I can do about it.
Match begins
with Sting smashing Hall in the face, Hall powders and regroups. Lock-up, Hall
takes the arm and nails his shoulder thrusts but Sting decks Hall with a
clothesline. Hall asks for a test of strength, poke to the eye and Hall nails a
chokeslam while mocking The Giant. Sting is up, kick to the stomach and a huge
facebuster, Sting right hands and ear slaps Hall. Dropkick by Sting and Hall is
knocked to the floor, right hand by Sting and Rhodes trips Sting. Hall catches
Sting with a clothesline, Hall tries to pin Sting using the ropes but gets a
two. Stomp to the head by Hall, discuss right hand by Hall. Corner clothesline
by Hall, Hall kicks the head of Sting. Fallaway slam by Hall, cover and a two
count.
Both men
bang heads, Sting lands on Hall’s ball bag. Hall has the referee while Rhodes
enters the ring and drops a massive elbow on Sting. Hall covers and gets two,
Hall slaps and right hands Sting. Hall continues to punch Sting with no effect,
Sting nails an inverted atomic drop, Stinger Splash and a clothesline, Scorpion
Deathlock, Rhodes is dropped off the apron by Sting. Hall is whipped into the referee,
Sting tries waking the referee. Hall is tossed brass knuckles by Rhodes, Hall
drapes an arm on Sting and Sting kicks out at two and a half. Hall cannot
believe it, Hall calls for the end.
Outsider’s
Edge is blocked by Sting as Sting drops out and nails The Scorpion Death Drop,
Sting beats Hall and retains the championship. Dusty Rhodes is in the ring and
Rhodes is told to suck it, I thought Rhodes was going to battle Sting.
That was
better than both Hogan matches, Hall gave Sting a shine, tried to use every
cheap trick to gain the upper hand on Sting but it was to no avail, Sting was
too strong and puts away another member of The NWO. Hall was entertaining, I am
loving his singles work after watching so many tag matches that dragged on
forever, Hall is showing the talent he always had, sad to see that he was never
able to hold that world championship. Anyways, this was a fun match with a lot
of smoke and mirrors which worked well.
Winner:
Sting over Scott Hall via Scorpion Death Drop!
(Steel Cage Match) Hulk Hogan vs Randy Savage
The feud had
been building for months, Savage was a wild man, Savage had an ego that would
not let Hogan control him. Hogan is the leader of The NWO, Savage is saying
that Hogan will be stabbed in the back soon enough, these two who have been
rivals since their days in the WWF collide inside a cage. Beginning a feud with
a cage match is a backwards idea, the cage match should be the blow-off but we
are starting with the damn cage match. What is strange as well is that Savage
is a member of The NWO despite attacking members of the group, why would Savage
still be considered a part of the group?
Hogan knees
and punches Savage, Hogan chokes Savage with his boot and nails more right
hands. Hogan chokes Savage with a shirt while scraping the back of Savage, big
boot by Hogan and a two count. Savage is rammed into the cage over and over, it
has been all Hogan so far in this match. Scoop slam but Hogan misses elbows and
Savage is on his feet. Left jabs by Savage, back elbow by Savage and a foot
choke. Savage chokes Hogan with a shirt and rakes the eyes of Hogan, Hogan
rakes the eyes of Savage and whips Macho Man. Chops by Hogan, Hogan misses The
Leg Drop. Savage whips Hogan, Hogan meets the steel cage wall. Elbows to head
by Savage, Hogan is bleeding but Hogan cuts off Savage with back body drop into
the cage. More whipping by Hogan.
Back suplex by
Hogan, two count for Hogan. Hogan lawn darts Savage into the cage wall, Savage
has been opened up by Hogan. Both men are bleeding, Savage meets the cage wall,
two count for Hogan. Right hand floors Savage, flurry of punches by Hogan for
two. Savage is almost kicked out the door by Hogan, Hogan and Savage are on the
floor and I guess you cannot win by going through the door. Savage sends Hogan
into the cage and fires up, Savage is climbing to the top of the cage. Double
axe handle by Savage, two count for Savage. Hogan tastes the cage, Hogan begs
for mercy. Scoop slam by Savage, Savage is heading to the top, here comes The
Disciple aka Brutus Beefcake.
The Disciple
saves Hogan and dares Savage to jump, Savage comes down and here comes Sting
from the rafters. It is two on two, Sting and Savage vs The Disciple and Hogan.
Savage clotheslines Sting, piledriver by Savage on Sting. Savage leaves the
ring after dropping Sting, Hogan tells Savage that Savage works for Hogan.
What the
fuck was that ending? The match itself before the ending was ok at best, Hogan
punched and uses his belt, same stuff as always, dominated the match to the
point where nobody cared for Savage’s comeback, Savage was not much better, it
seems he had a death wish to shatter his knees with that axe handle off the top
of the cage. It was slow, dull and plodding. Then, comes the ending with Savage
who was a tweener going back to being a heel by wiping out Sting which means
Savage is helping Hogan but Savage is helping Hogan so what was resolved? Why
did the cage match end in a no-finish? Is that the end of Savage’s face turn?
Damn you WCW, damn you to hell!
No Contest!
It’s back to
the same old WCW I am afraid to say, Uncensored 1998 has good and bad, the bad
involves a lot of The NWO (Surprise, surprise) and the good involves WCW. I
liked the three way falls count anywhere match, I liked Malenko vs Jericho and
Bret vs Hennig delivered while Hall vs Sting was enjoyable too. The Giant vs
Kevin Nash, Scott Steiner vs Lex Luger and Hogan vs Savage were all bullshit
when you get down to the nitty gritty, overbooked, illogical and just plain
boring and wastes of time. If anything, watch this for Malenko vs Jericho and
DDP vs Benoit vs Raven. Thanks for reading and remember: There’s always another
night!
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