Hello and welcome to another edition
of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series on the
internet that continues to be as bland as a 2K22 Gameplay Video! It’s time for
WCW Superbrawl 1 Review time! We have Ric Flair vs Tatsumi Fujinami, Bobby
Eaton vs Arn Anderson, Sting and Luger challenging for the WCW Tag Team
Championships against The Steiners, Butch Reed vs Ron Simmons and even El Gigante
is going to wrestle! This should be a fun one for sure!
(Vacant WCW
United States Tag Team Championship Match) The Fabulous Freebirds vs The Young
Pistols
These have wrestled plenty, was
shocked when I saw that The Freebirds had won the tag team championships but it
was clearly a transitional phase as The Steiners have the gold now. So these
are back to feuding, Armstrong east an arm-drag before taking down Big Daddy
Dink and The Freebirds at ringside. Lock-up and side headlock from Armstrong, Dink
trips Armstrong when the babyface runs the ropes. Brad Armstrong comes down to
even the odds, Brad Armstrong and Big Daddy Dink has to leave ringside.
Smothers is in and Garvin, the diving crossbody spot variation is here again as
The Young Pistols wipe out The Freebirds. Baseball slide to Garvin, blind tag
to Armstrong as Garvin gets caught with flying shoulder blocks for two.
Garvin resets, tag to Hayes. Hayes
wants Smothers, side headlock from Smothers. Garvin low-bridges Smothers who
collapses to the floor, stun-gun onto the guardrail. Garvin smashes Smothers
with a knee when back in the ring, in comes Hayes who chops Smothers. Smothers
sends Hayes to the buckle, right hands from Smothers but Hayes lands his
quick-left. Tag to Garvin who eats a superkick to the face, Smothers tags in
Armstrong. Back body-drop to Hayes, right hands to both Freebirds. Scoop slams
all around, noggin-knocker and The Young Pistols are climbing high. Both miss
their missile dropkicks, Smothers is canned to the floor. Armstrong is also
tossed to the floor, diving clothesline from the top by Smothers.
Double clothesline to the floor,
Armstrong is going high. Diving crossbody to the floor from Armstrong, Smothers
is climbing high again. Assisted diving elbow to the face, Garvin is yanked
into the ring. Armstrong lands the assisted dropkick but the referee is knocked
down too. A masked man comes in and lands a diving clothesline, a clothesline
and two big tornado DDTs and Hayes covers for the win!
Hot crowd makes this better than the
usual match between these two, good stuff from Smothers and Armstrong, they are
growing on me as a team. Probably would benefit from working with more good
workers but the tag team scene is thin once more in WCW which is a shame. Good
for the birds, they probably deserve those championships based on their
performances putting over everyone in the last year.
Winners: The
Fabulous Freebirds over The Young Pistols via DDT!
Ricky Morton vs
Dangerous Danny Spivey
The fuck is this match? Spivey is back
in WCW permanently? Have I not suffered enough, Spivey chops Morton over and
over before Morton fires up, eye-rake by Spivey. More jumping punches from
Morton, Spivey is too slow to keep up with Morton. Morton lowers his head on an
Irish whip, DDT from Spivey. Spivey steps on the face of Morton and lands a
clothesline for two, Powerbomb from Spivey. Spivey steps on the throat of
Morton, Morton fights back though. Rights and kicks, Spivey catches Morton’s
crossbody for a fallaway slam. Massive leg-drop from Spivey for two, Morton
almost rolls up Spivey. Spivey dodges a dropkick, Morton dodges an elbow drop.
Spivey lands another Powerbomb for the win. What was the point of this? Had
they not already given up on Spivey?
Winner: Dan
Spivey over Ricky Morton via Powerbomb!
Tommy Wildfire
Rich vs Nikita Koloff
The hair is longer and the trunks are
more plain for Rich, Rich looked his best when tagging with Morton but here we
have Nikita Koloff who we have not seen in years before Koloff attacked Luger
at WrestleWar which was tremendous. I was harsh on Koloff in the past due to
losing his size and having him work twenty minute matches when his skills were
limited. Rich lands a crossbody to start, Koloff is not happy. Koloff uses his
power but Rich uses his quickness. Side headlock by Rich, Nikita backs Rich to
the corner. Shoulder thrusts and Rich elbows Nikita in the opposite corner.
Nikita dodges the second time around, Rich bounces his face off the ring-post.
Scoop slam from Nikita, Nikita shoulder blocks Rich in the corner. Elbow drop
from Nikita for two, Rich continues to survive.
Nikita is not happy, Rich uses
uppercuts to fight back and bounces Nikita’s head off the buckle. Rich tries a
diving crossbody from the corner but Nikita ducks down, Irish whip and Russian
Sickle for the win. Nice squash for Koloff who may not be as big as his peak
but certainly looks menacing compared to the last time we saw him in the ring.
Winner: Nikita
Koloff over Tommy Rich via Russian Sickle!
Dustin Rhodes vs
Terry Taylor W/ Alexandra York
Has Taylor dyed his hair? Shoulder
block by Rhodes, Taylor powders. Lock-up and side headlock by Rhodes, hip-toss
by Taylor but Rhodes shoves him off and arm-drags Taylor. Taylor pushes Rhodes
to the ropes, Taylor sends Rhodes to the corner. Right hand but Rhodes fires
back, hip-toss into a side headlock takedown. Taylor gets caught in a suplex
before Rhodes misses a crossbody, Rhodes ends up on the ramp. Taylor stomps all
over Rhodes, Taylor lands a suplex and a knee-drop for two. Rhodes fights back
from his knees, Taylor pokes the eyes. Scoop slam by Taylor, Taylor climbs
high. Rhodes counters with a boot to the face, Rhodes tees off with rights.
Irish whip into a back body-drop, flying clotheslines from Rhodes. Inverted
atomic drop with Taylor putting his foot on the ropes, Running Bulldog but
Alexandra York is on the apron. Mr. Hughes is on the apron, Rhodes talks trash
with York. Hughes grabs Rhodes, Taylor holds Rhodes but Rhodes dodge the punch
from Hughes. Taylor goes down and Rhodes pins Taylor after a right-hand to
Hughes.
Decent match, Taylor’s heel work can
only go so far as the gimmick is quite bad and the in-ring work is not lighting
the world on fire. Rhodes is doing well, some hard-hitting moves in there and
The Natural may continue to rise the ranks in WCW!
Winner: Dustin
Rhodes over Terry Taylor via Loaded Glove Right Hand!
Black Bart vs Big
Josh
Have I travelled back in time? Black
Bart has not been here since the days of the mid 80s no? Sweet Jesus Big Josh
is really bringing Bears to the ring! Is that not some sort of torture
nowadays? Big Josh is a big country boy who loves his bears, very redneck and
country feel to this match. Big Josh lands two hip-tosses, a clothesline and a
log-walk. Bart lands a throat thrust before Big Josh fights his way out with
punches, wristlock from Big Josh. Black Bart tries escaping the wristlock but
Big Josh has that hold in tight. Black Bart rakes the eyes and chops Big Josh,
Black Bart rakes at the face of Big Josh. Slugfest all around, eye-rake again
by Black Bart. Single arm DDTs from Big Josh, big chop into a double axe handle
to the face and the whoopie cushion for the win. SHITE!
Winner: Big Josh
over Black Bart via Big Butt Bump!
Oz vs Tim Parker
No more Master Blaster, this is the
pinnacle of the sport. We go full into The Wizard of Oz movie with this
ridiculously over the top intro for Oz. Tim Parker eats a shoulder block to
begin, scoop slam into an Argentine back-breaker into a big slam. Game over,
ridiculous gimmick that was never going to succeed but a seven foot guy who can
somewhat work? WWF will treat you well boy!
Winner: Oz over
Tim Parker via Spinning Toss!
(Taped-Fist
Match) Barry Windham vs Flyin’ Brian Pillman
Would it not make sense to have
Pillman vs Sid Vicious considering what happened at Wrestle War? Windham shoves
down Pillman, Pillman is hot. Side headlock and shoulder block by Windham, scoop
slam is avoided by Pillman. Side headlock and shoulder block by Pillman,
hip-toss and flying shoulder tackle from Pillman. Big right hands by Pillman,
Windham is backed into the corner. Windham asks for a break, kick to the ribs
by Windham. Windham works the ribs with the taped fists, scoop slam by Windham.
Windham climbs high, Pillman lands a dropkick which sends Windham to the floor.
Diving fist to the top of the head from Pillman. Windham pulls Pillman into the
ring-post, both men might be bleeding.
Pillman is tossed onto the ramp, Pillman
is dropped onto the guardrail. Windham is fired up though, Windham is in
control. Pillman ducks the lariat, spinning heel kick from Pillman. Chops from
Pillman, sweat flies off Windham. Windham rakes the eyes and sends Pillman to
the buckle, Windham drops Pillman onto the top rope. Pillman chops back at Windham,
knee to the face from Windham.
Belly to back suplex from Windham,
Windham looks out into the crowd before grabbing a side headlock, Pillman drops
down and clocks heads with Windham when popping up, both men are staggered.
Right hands by Windham, Pillman blocks and suplexes Windham. Pillman decides to
climb high, Windham sees it coming and low blows Pillman after shoving away the
referee. Superplex by Windham for the win, Windham gets more heat with right
hands to the head of Pillman.
Good stuff considering how short the
match was, they work the stipulation well with lots of blood and the shots to
the head are certainly a focal point of the match. Finish protects Pillman too which
is important for the growth of Pillman, low blow was a nice little spot and
with Pillman regularly flying high, the finish does not seem contrived or
forced.
Winner: Barry Windham
over Brian Pillman via Superplex!
(Stretcher Match)
El Gigante vs Sid Vicious
Finally, we will see Gigante wrestle
on PPV and get involved, we had seen Gigante for almost a year at this point
but Gigante was not involved physically in the six-man tag match at The Great
American Bash. Sid to work a gimmick match with Gigant sounds horrific though,
Gigante out-powers Vicious. Vicious wants a test of strength, Sid kicks low and
Gigant sells accordingly by which I mean poorly. Horrid looking clothesline by
Gigante, Vicious powders to rethink his strategy. Sid low blows Gigante and
works the leg, shoulder thrusts from Vicious. Sid tried a corner clothesline
but Gigante lands a boot and applies The Claw for the win. One Man Gang and
Kevin Sullivan are here, Gigante fights off both of his attackers. Where was
the stretcher in this stretcher match? Brutal!
Winner: El Gigante
over Sid Vicious via Claw!
(Thunderdome Cage
Match) Ron Simmons vs Butch Reed
Doom imploded as they lost the tag
team championships to The Fabulous Freebirds, Teddy Long stayed with Butch Reed
because Simmons was the man who was pinned in that match. Teddy Long hangs
above the ring in a mini-cage, Simmons and Reed start throwing bombs before
Simmons wins that war. Atomic drop and clothesline by Simmons, Reed smacks his
head off the cage but Reed dodges as Simmons shoulder blocks the cage. Reed is
whipped to the buckle and eats a belly to back suplex, Simmons sends Reed to
the buckle but Reed blocks Simmons with a boot to the face. Diving elbow drop
for two, Reed sends Simmons into the cage wall. Reed continues to beat down
Simmons who is bleeding, closed fists to the head that rock Simmons’ world.
Reed tells Teddy Long not to worry
about it, Reed climbs to the middle rope and lands a diving axe handle. Simmons
begins to fight back with rights and lefts, Simmons whips Reed and tries a
dropkick but that does not work as Reed holds onto the ropes. Fist drops from
Reed for two, Simmons sends Reed into the cage and jabs Reed. Rights and lefts
batter Reed who pulls Simmons into the cage wall, piledriver from Reed for two.
Reed sends Simmons into the cage wall head-first like a lawn dart, left jabs
and a massive right from Reed for two. Reverse chin-lock from Reed, Simmons
fires up but Reed catches Simmons with a neck-breaker. Reed is on the top rope,
Diving Shoulder Block for two.
Reed tries a splash but Simmons blocks
with his knees, Simmons is fired up and rocks Reed twice with big right hands.
Back body-drop from Simmons, high knee from Reed. We have a double clothesline
spot, Teddy Long throws something into the ring. A foreign object, Simmons
reaches for it but Reed kicks the head of Simmons. Reed has it now, a steel
chain wrapped around his finger but Simmons ducks the punch and lands the
Spinebuster for the win.
I have been very quickly reminded why
I did not enjoy Butch Reed as a singles in this match, far too long here
without it being interesting. Simmons shows good fire but Reed does nothing for
him in this match. Should have been big stiff shots back and forth, power moves
all around but here it does nothing for me. Hopefully, that is the end of the
feud as it would make me happy and see where Simmons goes from here.
Winner: Ron
Simmons over Butch Reed via Spinebuster!
(WCW Tag Team
Championship Match) Lex Luger & Sting vs The Steiner Brothers ©
4 Babyfaces to battle to be the best
tag team in the land of WCW, Steiners needed some fresh faces with the loss of
Doom as a tag team and The Freebirds not exactly championship material. I
expect this to be stiff and awesome at the same time, going to be spectacular
if every sense of the word.
Rick Steiner and Luger to start, clean
break. To the corner we go, Rick has Luger in that corner. Clean break from
Rick Steiner, arm-drag from Luger. Rick Steiner takes down Luger who scrambles
to the ropes. Side headlock into a takedown from Luger, Rick Steiner takes down
Luger before Luger scrambles to the ropes once more. Clean break on a lock-up,
side headlock from Luger. Luger shoulder blocks Rick Steiner down, powerslam
for two. Luger misses a corner clothesline, german suplex and Steinerline from
Rick Steiner. Two for Rick Steiner, whip to the buckle and a back body drop
from Rick Steiner. Luger is whipped to the buckle again, clothesline from
Luger.
Military press slam by Luger, tag to
The Stinger. Rick Steiner is clotheslined to the floor, Scott Steiner watches
on as Sting planchas to the floor. Face-buster from Sting, Rick Steiner is
right back on his feet. Sting sends Rick Steiner to the buckle, Stinger Splash
misses and in comes Scott Steiner. Tiger-Driver from Scott Steiner, tilt-a-whirl
slam from Scott Steiner. Sting sends Scott to the ropes, stun-gun from Sting.
Tag to Luger, suplex from Luger. Tag to Sting, inverted atomic drop by Scott
Steiner, belly to belly suplex from the middle rope for two. We go to the other
buckle, Sting ducks and Scott Steiner lands on the broadcast table. Luger
suplexes Scott Steiner back into the ring for two, Scott Steiner avoids a scoop slam and slams
Luger. Luger answers with a powerslam, RACK TIME BABY!
Russian leg-sweep from Scott Steiner
to counter The Rack, Luger does not see the tag to Rick Steiner. Diving Bulldog
on Luger for a close two, Sting lands a missile dropkick on Rick Steiner. Rick
Steiner clubs down Sting, Rick and Luger bang heads in the middle of the ring.
Sting and Scott Steiner slug it out, belly to back suplex from Sting. Sting
ducks his head on an Irish whip, Scott wants a tombstone but Sting reverses and
plants the shit out of Scott Steiner for a close two. Luger tackles Rick
Steiner and the referee to the floor, they brawl at ringside as Sting lands a
Stinger Splash on Scott Steiner. Nikita Koloff is here damn it, Koloff comes in
with The Russian Sickle plus a chain and Sting shoves Luger out of the way and
is wiped out by The Russian Sickle for the win.
This was intense for sure, they
brought the pain in this one. Incredible back and forth action in this one,
both teams were on fire and it was paced perfectly with everyone in the match
having the opportunity to shine, Scott Steiner continues to be one of the most
explosive wrestlers of all-time, I love Scott Steiner so much when he is just
going nuts. Sting and Luger as well as Rick all hold their own and the crowd is
just loving this match, the finish is perfection because it’s the best thing
they could have done, I would have waited some kind of draw but here we have
Nikita Koloff continuing to interject himself in the business of Lex Luger.
Now, Sting wants to kill Nikita Koloff so will we have a tag team match soon?
Will Sting go after Koloff if Koloff wins the championship from Luger?
Possibilities galore!
Winners: The
Steiner Brothers over Sting & Lex Luger via Russian Sickle!
(WCW
Television Championship Match) Arn Anderson © vs Bobby Eaton
When these
two wrestled during The Midnight and Horsemen feud, it was tremendous stuff.
How happy I am that Eaton has this opportunity to win a championship in WCW.
Two great workers I cannot imagine this being anything but excellent, they
lock-up and Anderson grabs side headlocks but Eaton continues to use a
head-scissors to frustrate Anderson, massive right-hand from Eaton. Anderson
sells the bejesus out of that hand, Anderson looks lost and staggers around the
ring while holding the ropes, best way to ever put over that amazing right
hand. Anderson is tasting his own blood and not happy, boot and face-rake
across the rope from Anderson.
Lefts to the
ribs and head, Eaton whips Anderson to the buckle. Anderson leapfrogs Eaton but
runs into two boots and a vicious clothesline, Eaton is stepping it up brother.
Eaton grabs an arm-bar after a two-count, Eaton is thrown off the top rope onto
the ramp by Anderson. Anderson wants a piledriver on the ramp but Eaton
reverses and back-drops Anderson onto the ramp before a back-drop into the
ring. Eaton climbs high again, double axe handle from Eaton for two. Eaton
steps into the arm-bar again, Anderson hides behind the referee and eye-pokes
Eaton before wrapping his leg around the ring-post. Smart strategy from
Anderson, taking away the speed and agility of Eaton. Anderson drops knees into
the leg of Eaton, knee after knee into the leg of Eaton. Anderson uses the
ropes for leverage on a leg-stretch, referee catches Anderson cheating.
Anderson
lands a left to the leg, Eaton shoves Anderson into the buckle. Eaton limps
over, bouncing the head of Anderson off each buckle in the corner. Anderson
plays possum and cuts away the leg of Eaton, Anderson bounces the leg of Eaton
off the ring apron. Right hand by Eaton, make it two. Three and they stagger
Anderson, a fourth knocks down Anderson. Anderson scrambles to the leg and
applies the pressure, Eaton is selling well. Anderson stomps the leg into the
ground, Anderson has his suplex blocked and Eaton connects with half a suplex,
Eaton cannot stand on his leg to deliver the manoeuvre correctly, Anderson goes
back after the leg and drops his weight on the leg. Eaton kicks at Anderson
with his good leg, massive right hand from Eaton. Anderson snap-mares Eaton,
Eaton blocks the splash but runs into a Spinebuster from Anderson for two.
Left-hands from Anderson, Anderson tries an axe handle that Eaton blocks with a
right-hand.
Neck-breaker
from Eaton, Eaton lands a scoop slam. Eaton decides to climb high, Windham was
going to interfere but Pillman stomps Windham from doing the deed and Eaton
climbs high, sets himself up there and Eaton lands the mother of all Alabama
Jams for the win!
I loved this
match, it was perfection from a psychology standpoint. Anderson sells every
punch Eaton throws, Anderson from the opening bell shows the importance of that
right hand from Eaton. Every time Eaton nails that right-hand, it is like death
for Arn Anderson. Anderson works the leg, he knows the speed and agility of
Eaton is his key and goes apart destroying the leg in some really nasty looking
spots, they work a really good pace and it’s perfect because when Eaton goes up
for that Alabama Jam, the crowd is ready to see Eaton capture that championship.
They thought too that Windham would screw them out of a clean finish but no
Pillman comes down and the crowd begins to believe that Eaton will do it and
Eaton does and it sure is beautiful!
Winner:
Beautiful Bobby Eaton over Arn Anderson via Alabama Jam!
(WCW
World Heavyweight Championship Match) Ric Flair © vs Tatsumi Fujinami
Fujinami is
the IWGP Heavyweight Champion, one of the golden boys along with Riki Choshu
during the 80s and early 90s but soon it will be the decade of Hashimoto, Chono
and Mutoh. However, at this time Fujinami is the man in NJPW and this match
feels like an oddity considering where things were just a couple of months ago
in WCW. It felt like we were going to run into a problem because Sting had failed
as champion, Luger was not going to be the man and Pillman was not ready for
such a spot.
Fujinami
starts out with a shoulder block, drop toehold from Flair but Fujinami scrambles
away, hammerlock from Fujinami. Flair does not give a clean break, forearm and
big chops. Big chops from Fujinami, Irish whip and back body-drop, drop toehold
into a bow & arrow from Fujinami. Flair kicks away Fujinami and they trade
pin-falls briefly before Fujinami chops down Flair and applies a Boston crab.
Fujinami continues to work the spine before Flair reaches around to grab a
headlock, Flair lands a suplex. Fujinami continues to kick Flair, eye-poke from
Flair. Irish whip but Fujinami lands a flying forearm for two, Fujinami
forearms Flair to the floor. We have some action on the floor, Flair crotches
Fujinami on the guardrail.
In the ring,
Flair attacks the knee. Flair drops all the weight on the leg, shin-breaker
into the Figure Four from Flair. Flair slaps Fujinami which is not a good idea,
Fujinami begins to turn the hold. Flair has to break the hold, Fujinami and
Flair slug it out but Fujinami is too strong. Sharpshooter from Fujinami, belly
to back suplex for two. Belly to back suplex from Flair, knee-drop to the head
of the challenger. Side headlock takedown from Fujinami, head-scissors from
Flair as they continue to trade pin attempts. Flair stomps the head of
Fujinami, Fujinami is thrown to the floor. Fujinami sends Flair into the
guardrail and into the ring-post, Flair is bleeding. Was that necessary? Flair
shoves back but Fujinami is knocking down Flair. Flair chops back, Fujinami
chops back at Flair.
Flair Flip
to the buckle, eye-poke from Flair. Chops to the head from Fujinami, chops from
Flair. Fujinami lands big right hands on Flair, Fujinami tosses Flair across
the ring. Flair wanted an Oklahoma roll but blows it, Flair is on the apron and
flops to the floor. Fujinami yanks Flair off the top rope, Octopus hold from
Fujinami. Fujinami staggers Flair with right hands but Flair turns the tide
with chops, more exchanges between the two. Shoulder block and both men
collapse with Flair on the ramp and Fujinami on the floor, small packae from
Fujinami for two. Flair jabs at Fujinami, more chops into a side headlock.
Fujinami has the O’Connor roll for two but the referee is down and Flair
schoolboys Fujinami with a handful of tights for the win.
Tough match
to rate because while I like the work of both men, this match has no reaction
to it, this works in Japan but here where crowds have a clear babyface and
heel, it just flops because the fans do not really want to cheer Flair but they
are not invested in Fujinami as a babyface at all so when the finish goes down,
it really is the first time you have a reaction from the fans which means for
18 to 20 minutes, the fans were not really sure what to do and that makes the
match a lot harder to get into and more of a dull affair than it should be.
Winner:
Ric Flair over Tatsumi Fujinami via Handful of Tights!
WCW’s
Superbrawl 1991 was an interesting show, there is an awful lot of middle of the
road action in this show, you have 5 or 6 squash matches to kick us off, no
real substance to most of them. I am not interested in seeing more of Danny
Spivey or Oz or Big Josh. I could have done without these matches as there is
nothing of substance there, the show really kicks into gear with Windham vs
Pillman, it’s short but the go for it with the blood and the usage of the
stipulation, solid stuff from both men. Gigante vs Sid is a joke, not sure what
Sid did to deserve that but then again, timeline wise Sid will not be around much
longer so maybe they are jobbing out the big man while Simmons vs Reed is far
too long to keep me invested, I am not a fan of post Mid-South Butch Reed without
Ron Simmons, it does little for me.
We go from
that though to the tag team championship match and what an absolute
show-stealer this is from The Steiners, Luger and Sting. They destroy one
another in glorious fashion in this match, everyone shines and we have a hot
finish too with Koloff continuing to mess with Lex Luger, their eventual match
should be a lot of fun. The good match streak continues as Eaton and Anderson
work a great match with a lot of psychology that I just fall for and when Eaton
wins a championship, I am a happy man thoroughly deserved for Beautiful Bobby.
The main event is disappointing, I am not sure what they hoped for in terms of
reaction but unless Muta was coming over in NJPW, I cannot imagine the fans
reacting positively. Flair and Fujinami work hard but nothing interest happens
there for me, finish is the only reaction from the fans. Check out the Steiners
vs Luger & Sting, thanks for reading and remember: there’s always another
night!
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