Hello and welcome to another edition
of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series on the
internet that takes more shots at the competition than an ex-WWE Wrestler. It’s
WWF In Your House #1, shorter pay per views that promise you the action of the
big pay per views. What’s on this card? We have Diesel defending his WWF
Championship against the number one contender Sycho Sid, I can hardly believe
it but these two behemoths are going to lock up already! We also have Bret Hart
competing twice in one night to take on Hakushi aka Jinzei Shinzaki and later
in the night, Jerry The King Lawler. Razor Ramon takes on Jeff Jarrett &
The Roadie in a handicap match while Mabel wants to defeat Adam Bomb in a King
of The Ring Qualifier. Some big matches, some interesting matches for sure. The
first In Your House, will it be a homerun?
Bret Hart vs
Hakushi
Bret was being honoured by the
Japanese Media before Hakushi attacked, angered that his media would honour a
Gaijin like Bret Hart. Hakushi aka Jinsei Shinzaki is a fantastic wrestler who
would primarily compete in Michinoku Pro but during the 90s would also venture
to FMW to team with Hayabusa and battles the likes of Masato Tanaka and Mr.
Gannosuke. Shinzaki would also compete in AJPW with Hayabusa and perhaps most
well-known to American wrestling fans, Shinzaki would team with Hayabusa to
take on RVD & Sabu at ECW’s Heatwave 1998.
Side headlock from Hakushi, Bret
shoves off Hakushi and Hakushi flips over Bret. Bret admires the athletics of
Hakushi, Hakushi yanks Bret down by the hair. Hakushi wrenches the arm, Bret
whips Hakushi. Hakushi lands a flying headbutt for two, Hakushi latches on an
arm-bar. USA chants for Canadian Bret Hart, Hakushi tries a scoop slam but Bret
slips out the back for an O’Connor roll for two. Bret slaps on an arm-bar,
shoulder block from The Hitman. Mis-communication and Bret elbows Hakushi hard,
hip-toss and arm-drags from The Hitman. Hakushi tries to sneak up on Bret but
Bret is too wise to the tactics of Hakushi, throat thrusts from Hakushi. Bret
blocks being rammed into the buckle, Hakushi is sent into the buckle.
Hakushi regains control by sending
Bret into the buckle sternum-first, middle rope splash from Hakushi for a close
two. Camel clutch from Hakushi, Bret escapes but Hakushi chokes Bret in the
corner. Stomps in the corner from Hakushi, bronco buster from Hakushi wipes out
Bret. Hakushi poses in front of the fans on the middle rope, Bret has time to
recover. Scoop slam is countered again by Bret but Hakushi sends Bret to the
floor while Hakushi’s manager stomps on Bret’s chest and throat. Bret re-enters
the ring as Hakushi stomps The Hitman, hard Irish whip to the buckle. Hakushi
chokes Bret in the corner behind the referee’s back, Hakushi chokes Bret on the
middle rope. Hakushi’s manager chokes Bret too behind the referee’s back,
Hakushi talks The Hitman.
Big whip to the buckle, handspring
elbow from Hakushi. Hakushi charges in but Bret blocks Hakushi, eye rake from
Hakushi to stop Bret. Irish whip reversal from Bret but Hakushi lands a
tilt-a-whirl side-slam for two. Diving Headbutt from Hakushi, Bret manages to
kick out at two. Hakushi is on the apron, Bret rolls out of the way of the
springboard splash. Bret is on his feet, right hands from The Hitman. Gut punch
into the Russian leg-sweep, two for The Hitman. Running bulldog for two,
back-breaker from Bret. Bret’s Rope Elbow Drop, Bret wants to finish this match
here and now, Hakushi’s manager distracts Bret. Bret lands an inverted atomic
drop and clothesline on Hakushi, headbutt rocks Hakushi.
Bret lands right hands against Hakushi
who is stuck in the ropes, Hakushi’s manager grabs the leg of Bret and this
leads to Bret landing a suicide dive on the manager. Repeated right hands from
Bret to the manager, Bret re-enters the ring. Dropkick for two for Hakushi,
Bret blocks two suplexes and suplexes Hakushi to the floor. Both men land hard,
both men attempt to re-enter the ring and while Bret threatens the manager,
Hakushi lands a sick Asai Moonsault. Could Hakushi win this match by count-out?
Bret is on the apron, Hakushi wants the suplex but Bret takes the back. Both
men trade counters before Bret counters the German suplex for a victory-roll,
Bret squeaks out the win.
Solid match to kick us off, you cannot
go wrong with Bret Hart to kick off a pay per view. Solid work from Hakushi,
lots of interesting offence and a breathe of fresh air compared to some of the
other athletes who will compete on this show. Good story-telling too with Bret
twisting his ankle leaving the ring, how will this factor into Jerry Lawler vs
Bret Hart? The Asai Moonsault and the Diving Headbutt looked fantastic, really
hoping we can see these two fight again. The kind of opening match you want to
have on this type of show, a brief look at what the WWF can do with the right
people inside of the ring.
Winner: Bret Hart
over Hakushi via Victory-Roll!
Jeff Jarrett & The Roadie vs Razor Ramon
After stealing the Intercontinental
Championship at The Rumble and getting disqualified at Wrestlemania, Jeff
Jarrett has nowhere to run against Razor Ramon in this match. However, The
Roadie is competing in this match so it is in the favour of Jeff Jarrett.
Jarrett & Roadie are already trying to bend the rules but the referee
establishes order and we kick off with Ramon vs Jarrett. Roadie distracts
Ramon, Jarrett starts hammering Ramon with big right hands. Ramon reverses an
Irish whip and pummels Jarrett with right hands. Discuss right hand sends
Jarrett to the floor, Roadie is irate. Jarrett kicks Ramon in the ribs, hard
right hands and Ramon is bounced off the buckle. Two times, whip from Double J.
Ramon holds onto the ropes and clotheslines Jarrett to the floor with ease,
Double J is holding his face once more.
Jarrett suckers in Ramon but Ramon
bounces Jarrett’s face off the ring apron, Jarrett runs from Ramon which leads
to Roadie thumping Ramon with a massive axe handle to the back of the head.
Ramon is whipped to the buckle twice, enzuigiri from Jarrett. Ramon tries a
clothesline, missing but Jarrett dives into a crossbody. Ramon lands his
fallaway slam for two as Roadie makes the save, Double J tags in Roadie. Roadie
lands a flying clothesline, elbow drops and dances too. Ramon and Jarrett trade
pin-fall attempts as Jarrett enters the ring, back elbow from Jarrett to keep
down Ramon.
Small package from Ramon for two,
Double J lands a big clothesline. Tag to Roadie, Roadie stomps on the head of
The Bad Guy. Big right hands from Roadie, Ramon rocks Roadie with a right hand.
Jarrett enters illegally to whack Ramon from behind, Jarrett is in officially.
Middle rope axe handle fails for Double J, atomic drop from Ramon. Ramon wants
The Razor’s Edge, Jarrett back-drops Ramon to the floor. Roadie climbs to the
middle rope, diving clothesline wipes out Ramon on the floor. Jarrett tries a
diving crossbody with Ramon rolling through for two, dropkick from Double J
keeps down Ramon. Ramon reverses an Irish whip but lowers the head, swinging
neck-breaker from Double J. Jarrett chokes Ramon with his knee, Ramon moves out
of the way and Jarrett lands groin-first.
Jarrett and Ramon drop-down and avoid
one another before banging heads I the middle of the ring, Jarrett tries a
sleeper but Ramon lands a huge belly to back suplex. Jarrett tags Roadie,
Roadie is on the middle rope. Massive knee drop for two, Roadie cannot believe
the official’s call. Ramon breaks free from the reverse chin-lock and sends
Roadie right into the mat, Roadie tags Jarrett though. Ramon fires back with
massive right hands, Jarrett is whipped into Roadie. Ramon lands a back
superplex on Roadie, Ramon calls to finish it. Ramon blocks the figure four by
kicking Jarrett into Roadie, Ramon lands The Razor’s Edge and Ramon wins the
handicap match.
Entertaining match as always from
these two, a satisfying pay-off for their previous encounters. Ramon and
Jarrett work the crowd into a frenzy with their regular spots, Roadie adding
another dynamic by cheap-shotting Ramon at any chance that presents itself.
Ramon is so popular with the fans, everything just works and it’s crazy every
single time that Ramon calls for that finish. Loved this feud between these
two, enjoyable among all the terrible action taking place in the WWF. Great
addition to the feud at the end as Jarrett and Roadie attack Razor Ramon which
leads to the debut of Ramon’s friend Savio Vega!
Winner: Razor
Ramon over Double J & The Roadie via Razor’s Edge!
Mabel W/ Mo vs
Adam Bomb (KOTR Qualifier)
Mabel is here with a new attitude,
months of being a punching bag and being defeated in ridiculous fashion, Mabel
is here to destroy everything in sight. Can’t tell you much about Adam Bomb,
seems Bomb has been in freefall ever since turning babyface and splitting from
his manager. Mo distracts Bomb which allows Mabel to land a blow, clubbing
blows and corner splash from Mabel. Whip to the opposite buckle, Bomb dodges
and lands big right hands. Mabel is staggering, shoulder block and Mabel is
down to the floor. Plancha from Bomb, slingshot clothesline from Bomb for not
even a one. Bomb climbs to the top rope, diving clothesline for two. Mabel
reverses Bomb and lands a spinning heel kick. Bomb ducks a right hand but is
slammed to the mat for the pin-fall.
Not much of a match, not sure if it’s
even that impressive of a win. However, Mabel is large and in charge, big
things are in-store for Mabel!
Winner: Mabel
over Adam Bomb via Falling Powerslam!
(WWF Tag Team
Championship Match) Owen Hart & Yokozuna © vs The Smoking Gunns
Rematch from Wrestlemania, the
unstoppable Yokozuna with the charismatic Owen Hart vs the former champions,
The Smoking Gunns. Billy and Yokozuna start, side headlock from Billy. Shoulder
block from Yokozuna, Billy slides through the legs and lands two dropkicks.
Arm-wringer from Billy, tag to Bart. Diving axe handle but Yokozuna headbutts
Bart after an arm-wringer. In comes Owen, Bart is whipped to the buckle hard.
Bart returns the favour for Owen and plants Owen with a military press slam.
Beautiful dropkick and a dropkick/suplex combination with Billy for two, Billy
is distracted by Fuji. Enzuigiri from Owen, tag to Yokozuna. Double
clothesline, Yokozuna chops at Billy.
Snap-mare and shoulder claw from
Yokozuna, tag to Owen after Billy meets the boot. Neck-breaker from Owen for
two, Owen ducks the head off an Irish whip, sunset flip from Billy for two.
Spinning heel kick from Owen, Billy rolls to the floor. Yokozuna misses a
splash on Billy, Owen misses a corner splash. Bart comes in, big scoop slams.
Owen hits the buckle sternum-first, belly to back suplex. Belly to back
suplex/neck-breaker combination for two, Bart misses a crossbody wiping out on
the floor. Yokozuna lands a leg drop on Bart while Billy nails Cornette off the
apron, Owen covers and the champions retain.
Brief but fun, Owen is cocky and
antagonizes both Gunns while Yokozuna tortures both with his awesome power.
Thought Bart would have run more wild on the hot tag but they weren’t here to
go all out, I liked the finish as it plays to the strengths of the tag team
with Yokozuna landing a massive leg drop and squishing Bart, I am sure with the
right team there can be some fun tag team matches with Yokozuna and Owen, still
waiting for that main event level match from the two as a team.
Winners: Owen
Hart & Yokozuna over The Smoking Gunns via Leg Drop!
Jerry Lawler vs
Bret Hart
It looks like we are continuing off
from 1993, Bret shows no sign of injury and batters Lawler with right hands. On
the floor, Bret rams Lawler into the guardrail. Off the steel steps too, Lawler
is hiding behind the referee. Snap-mare and leg drop from Bret, Irish whip and
back body-drop from The Hitman. Bret chokes Lawler with the middle rope,
another Irish whip and Bret lowers his head. Lawler lands The Piledriver but
Bret pops up, right hands from The Hitman. Running bulldog from Bret, Bret
drives Lawler into the ground with a piledriver. Lawler lands an eye rake,
scoop slam from Lawler. Lawler goes to the top rope, Bret is on his feet.
Lawler’s axe handle misses, back elbow from Bret. Headbutt to the groin from
Bret, Bret pummels Lawler with right hands. Bret sends Lawler into the referee,
gut punch and Russian leg-sweep. Bret’s Rope Elbow Drop, Hakushi is here and
lands his Diving Headbutt to the back of the head of Bret. Hakushi lands
another one to the chest, make it three.
More of an angle than a match, Lawler
gets the win over Bret to setup their feud once more. Lawler has now beaten
Bret on two occasions, once was a DQ but now The King has the pin-fall over The
Hitman. Hakushi aids Lawler which could lead to more matches between the two
down the line, I am open to that. Hakushi also gets his heat back from earlier,
this could be a fun program. Anything is an improvement over Lawler vs Piper or
Lawler vs Doink!
Winner: Jerry
Lawler over Bret Hart via Three Hakushi Diving Headbutts!
(WWF Championship
Match) Diesel © vs Sycho Sid W/ Ted Dibiase
I don’t know how this match is going
to play out, I have an idea for sure and it’s not a positive one. Regardless, Sycho
Sid is one of my favourite wrestlers due to his persona inside of that ring and
his work inside of it too. Sid walks to the ring and it’s on, Sid looks down on
every person inside of that arena and looks as if Sid would kill everyone
without a second thought. These two stare one another down, neither man faced
by the other.
Sid is shoved down by Diesel, forearm
shots by Diesel. Corner clothesline by Big Daddy Cool, make it two. Elbows in
the corner, Sid collapses to the mat and rolls to the floor. Dibiase is having
a fit on the apron, Diesel is behind Sid. Axe handle off the apron, forearm
shots from Diesel. Short-arm clotheslines from Diesel, Sid eats a flying
clothesline from Diesel for two. Sid rolls out of the ring, Dibiase cheers on
his superstar. Diesel continues to rock Sid with forearms, Sid is begging off
from Diesel. Dibiase distracts Diesel, massive running knee from Sid knocks
Diesel to the floor. Sid drops Diesel onto the apron, Sid breaks the count and
kicks Diesel in the ribs over and over.
The champion is picked up and sent
spine-first into the ring-post, Diesel is wounded now. Sid takes a run-up and
punts Diesel right in the skull, Sid poses in the ring as Diesel looks to find
his feet. In the ring, Sid clubs at Diesel. Again and again, Diesel is down to
a knee. Big axe handle from Sid, Diesel elbows back at Sid. Whip to the buckle,
Sid blocks with an elbow and lands a clothesline. Sid poses for the fans once
more, more clubbing blows. Diesel is clubbed down time after time, boot to the
spine and Sid clamps on a camel clutch. Sid rakes at the face of Diesel too
while in the hold, nice little touch from Sid. Diesel attempts to fight back,
surviving passing out but Sid drops his weight on the spine of Diesel. There’s
no fighting back for Diesel today, leg drop for two.
Sid stands over the prone Diesel, Sid
clamps on the hold once more. Nothing that Diesel can do, the camel clutch is
in deep. Dibiase is applauding the handy work of Sid, Sid’s facial expressions
are tremendous here. Diesel fights back with elbows, Sid says no way it’s
chokeslam time. Sid gives Diesel the sign of the cross, this could be all over!
Powerbomb from Sid, Side celebrates without pinning Diesel. Sid crawls into the
cover, 1….2… Diesel manages to kick out! Sid is in shock, Sid goes for the
kill. Sid bounces Diesel’s head off the buckle but it’s only making the
champion angry. Sid misses a corner splash, snake eyes from Diesel. Irish whip
into a big boot, Diesel delivers The Jacknife Powerbomb and Tatanka has
interfered and along with Dibiase, they stomp the life out of Diesel. Sid is
about to destroy Diesel before Bam Bam Bigelow makes the save, the man who was
kicked from The Million Dollar Corporation after his loss at Wrestlemania.
Well that was a good TV level of
championship match from these two, anytime I get to watch Sid is a joy as the
man is just awesome. Say what you want about his work but Sid brings a charisma
that very few wrestlers will ever reach, the expressions and body language are
fantastic throughout this match. Sid selling Diesel surviving the powerbomb was
priceless. I am glad they did not beat Sid here, too much money in the man to
have him pinned right away on PPV. A lot of elements to add to this match now
with Sid destroying Michaels and Bam Bam Bigelow on a quest to take out The
Million Dollar Corporation. Interesting to see what this leads to at King of
The Ring but a solid end to the show.
Winner: Diesel
over Sycho Sid via DQ!
That was WWF’s In Your House 1, a
successful pay per view for me. While you can see empty seats in the arena, I
thought the action on this show was hard-hitting and little filler. We kick off
with Hakushi and Bret Hart, these two can work and put on an entertaining
match. Bret makes Hakushi look devastating and a real threat which adds so much
into the way Bret defeats Hakushi with the victory-roll. I am not saying Bret
survived Hakushi but Bret certainly had to use all his wits to get the better
of The Michinoku Pro star. That finish becomes even better when Hakushi costs
Bret against his sworn enemy Jerry Lawler later in the night. Lawler’s mic work
is still spectacular, blowing away everyone else in the company at the time and
Lawler gets mauled by Bret only to sneak out the win, building heat for their
eventual final match. The handicap match is also very entertaining, Ramon and
Jarrett have good chemistry with one another and the matches are solid. The
antics of Roadie add another dynamic to the match and Ramon gets one over on
his rival Jarrett to send the fans home happy. Mabel gets a big win over Adam
Bomb, more of an angle than a match, watch where this man goes as the year
continues.
The tag team championship match was fine, solid finish but it is much more interesting for me to see where this alliance between Owen Hart & Yokozuna goes as the year continues. Surely, they cannot keep these two in the tag division for long? The main event is fun too, Sid and Diesel batter one another around the ring and we get some great fire from Diesel as the match develops, the finish leaves you wanting more and I am eager to see where things go from here. Overall, WWF’s In Your House is a fun and easy to sit through hour and forty minutes of wrestling, possibly the best the WWF has looked in the year 1995 but you cannot overlook how less wrestlers and less time means it should be a more compact and easy to watch card. Thanks for reading and remember: there’s always another night!
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