
Hello and welcome to another edition
of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series that fails on
a weekly basis to draw a crowd on par with Impact Wrestling! It is 2006’s last
big four pay per view, WWE’s Survivor Series 2006. Batista vs King Booker as Batista’s
pursuit of the world heavyweight championship comes to a close. We also have
the traditional Survivor Series matches which include Team DX vs Team Rated
RKO. Surprisingly, we have Team Cena vs Team Show, this is most interesting to
me as I thought it was bizarre for John Cena not have a title program going
into Survivor Series. Anyways, elimination matches are usually fun and King
Booker as champion has been fun, let’s see what they can tonight!
Opening Promo
Highlight package hyping up Batista vs King Booker and all
the various elimination matches that we will have tonight, good stuff really
with no complaints from me.
(Elimination Survivor Series Style Match) Ric Flair/Dusty
Rhodes/Sgt. Slaughter/Ron Simmons/Arn Anderson vs The Spirit Squad
Oh my God, they are still around? How could this stretch this
group out any longer? Why must this feud continue? Mikey and Simmons start,
shoulder block by Simmons. Side headlock by Mikey, back suplex by Simmons. Eye
poke by Mikey, powerslam by Simmons. Clotheslines for everyone else, Mitch
trips Simmons. Simmons chases Mitch. Anderson takes out Mitch. Simmons was
counted out in the meantime and it looks like Mitch is taken out too? Was he
ever legal? Spinebuster for Mitch, that was bizarre.
Ron Simmons
Has Been Eliminated!
Anderson is taken out of here too, Slaughter and Nicky start.
Scoop slam by Slaughter, make it three. Arm-wringer and tag to Dusty, Bionic
Elbow to Nicky. Arm-wringer, tag to Flair. Chops, tag to Slaughter. Short-arm
clothesline, Cobra Clutch on Nicky. Kenny and Dusty brawl but Johnny nails Slaughter
withba kick to the head for the elimination.
Sgt. Slaughter
Has Been Eliminated!
Nicky Has
Been Eliminated!
Dusty comes in and eliminates Nicky with a Bionic Elbow, that
was a meaningful contribution. Dusty is beaten in the corner of The Spirit
Squad, Dusty comes back with elbows on Kenny. Dusty misses an elbow and is
rolled-up by Kenny.
Dusty
Rhodes Has Been Eliminated!
Flair is all alone, Mikey pummels Flair. Inverted atomic drop
by Flair on Mikey, Flair rolls-up Mikey using the ropes for leverage. Kenny
jumps Flair immediately, Flair inside cradles Kenny. Finally, we have Johnny vs
Flair, Flair chops Johnny. Shin breaker, chop block and a Figure Four raps up
this match.
Not a fan of this match at all, Flair might have as well ran
the gauntlet with the way this match played out, legends looked their age and
had no business inside of that ring. Flair came in and the match ended within
seconds, Spirit Squad should not be inside of that ring, their spotlight moment
ended months ago when they were brushed aside like children by DX. Please God
let it end!
Winners:
Team Flair over Spirit Squad via Figure Four!
(WWE United States Championship Match) Chris Benoit © vs
Chavo Guerrero W/ Vickie Guerrero
Wow, WWE using logic when it comes to booking an angle? Yes,
I cannot believe it either. Chavo ended his feud with Mysterio in great fashion
by beating Mysterio in an I Quit match by injuring Mysterio with chair shots to
his knee. Benoit returned to the WWE, won the united states championship and
questioned Chavo over his change of heart. Benoit comes in full speed, scoop
slam, elbow drop and shoulderbreaker by Benoit. Chops, knees in the corner.
Snap suplex for two, scoop slam for two. Chavo eye pokes Benoit and lays in
uppercuts, headbutt by Benoit. Clothesline by Benoit for two, knees and chops to
the chest of Chavo.
Chavo turns the tide and beats down Benoit, Benoit attempts a
crossface. Vickie grabs Chavo’s leg and saves her man, back suplex by Benoit.
Chavo sends Benoit shoulder first into the ringpost, foot choke from Chavo.
Reverse chinlock from Chavo, Benoit escapes using a Samoan drop. Benoit runs
into a dropkick, two for Chavo. Uppercut and trash-talk from Chavo, Chavo
misses a right hand. German suplexes by Benoit, Vickie grabs the foot of Benoit
distracting the champion. Chavo dodges, clubbing blows to the neck of Benoit.
Suplex by Chavo, Frog Splash for two. Benoit attempts a sharpshooter, Chavo
shoves Benoit into Vickie. Roll-up by Chavo for two but Benoit counters for a
Crippler Crossface. Benoit wins the match and retains the championship.
Solid but nothing memorable from this match. Again, I feel
Chavo had a meaty feud that he could sink his teeth into but the match did not
live up to what it could be at the end of the day. On top of that, if they
wished to do anything with Chavo, they should have allowed Chavo to get some
wins in these big matches. However, if you want something solid in that ring,
Benoit is your man. So, it was fine.
Winner: Chris
Benoit over Chavo Guerrero via Crippler Crossface!
(WWE Women’s Championship Match) Lita © vs Mickie James
Question: How do you cripple a division? Answer: Lose your
two biggest stars in the division without finding their replacements, Lita and
Trish were gone in a matter of months in the WWE. Melina was not the finished
product inside of the ring, Mickie was not the most over babyface on the
roster. You had girls like Ashley, Maria Torrie and Candice who were more
bikini girls than wrestlers, it was an all-around bad time for women in WWE. Murky
waters could be ahead, this is billed as Lita’s retirement match.
Mickie takes it to Lita, kicks and punches, Lita sends Mickie
into the corner. Monkey flip into mounted punches, axe handle to the back.
Mickie fights out of the corner but Lita tosses her across the ring.
Clothesline by Mickie, forearm to the face. Lita slams Mickie to the mat when a
headscissors is blocked, Mickie is bounced off the mat. Knee to the face by
Lita, middle rope choke by Lita. Knee to the ribs by Lita, side Russian
legsweep for two. Headbutt to the groin by Lita for two, Mickie fights back
from her knees.
Snap suplex by Lita for two, Lita taunts Mickie. Sleeper by
Lita, Mickie reaches the ropes. Lita climbs to the top rope, Lita misses a crossbody.
Mickie climbs to the top but Lita back suplexes Mickie, they slug it out
though. Mickie nails a clothesline and a back elbow, two for Mickie. Kicks by
Mickie for two, fisherman suplex for two. Lita blocks the Mickie DDT, Lita smashes
Mickie face first into the mat. Moonsault by Lita for two, Mickie blocks a DDT
as Lita whiplashes off the mat. Inside cradle by Lita for two, Mickie O Connor
rolls Lita for two. Reversal by Lita for two, Mickie nails her DDT for the win.
Afterwards, Cryme Tyme make fun of Lita by showing all her clothes off to the
fans including personal items, I will leave that to you.
Yeah, it was not magic like the Unforgiven match with Trish,
they gave Lita all sorts of disrespectful chants throughout the match. I cannot
blame the crowd too much to be honest, Mickie was not lighting the world on
fire in that ring. Also, when you have
sex with another co-worker when you are already dating a co-worker, it looks
bad when you are caught cheating especially when nobody will ever let you forget
what you done. What’s done is done though, it was all in the past but this
match was not something to hang your hat on for poor Lita.
Winner:
Mickie James over Lita via MickieDT!
Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match) Triple H/Shawn
Michaels/CM Punk/Matt Hardy/Jeff Hardy vs Edge/Randy Orton/Jonny Nitro/Gregory
Helms/Mike Knox
The feud of DX vs Rated RKO continues, Michaels nails Knox
with Sweet Chin Music as Triple H hit on Kelly Kelly. Goodbye Mr. Knox? Yep,
that’s it!
Mike Knox
Has Been Eliminated!
Michaels and Nitro, Michaels slides out and poses with
Melina. Two comedy spots seconds into the match, tag to Jeff Hardy. Jeff nails
Nitro with a neckbreaker, tag to Matt. Omega combination from The Hardys, Matt
is dragged into the corner. Helms tags in, right hands to Matt. Matt is yanked
off the middle rope by Helms, tag to Edge. Edge stomps on Matt, tag to Helms.
Suplex by Helms, tag to Orton. A few stomps before a tag to Nitro, mounted
punches from Nitro. Foot to the face, Matt begins to fight back and nails a
Side Effect.
CM Punk in, kicks to Nitro. Clothesline and forearms, knees
by Punk. High knee and bulldog, Nitro avoids the anaconda vice. Hotshot by
Jeff, Punk applies the anaconda vice and Nitro has been eliminated from the
match.
Nitro has
been eliminated!
Orton hotshots Punk to allow Edge to take control, tag to
Orton. Dropkick for two, Helms is in the match. Gator roll from Helms, knees to
the head of Punk. Knees to the face by Helms, tag to Orton. Right hands by
Punk, RKO from Orton. Orton covers and Michaels saves Punk, Edge tags into the
match. Edge wants a spear, Punk dodges and Edge bounces his own head off the
turnbuckle. Triple H is in, right hands to Helms. High knee, high knee to Orton
too. Knee facebuster to Helms, Edge attacks Triple H with an Edge O Matic. Jeff
and HBK plancha onto Rated RKO. Spinebuster on Helms, tag to Matt. Twist of
Fate, Swanton Bomb and Helms is gone.
Gregory
Helms has been eliminated!
Orton and Edge try running away, The Hardys have none of
that. DX bounce around Rated RKO, Poetry in Motion on Edge. Sweet Chin Music on
Edge and Edge has been eliminated with only Orton remaining. Orton realizes
that he is screwed, Orton runs into the crowd but Punk and The Hardys stop Orton.
Sweet Chin Music into a Pedigree and it’s over.
So much for Rated RKO looking like a threat, it is always the
problem with me when it comes to DX, it is comedy so much of the time when it
should be serious. Nice reaction for Punk back in ROH territory but you could have
left this match off the pay per view, a Hardys’ reunion could have been a big
deal as could have Punk in Philly. However, a shut-out helps nobody really and
I thought Cyber Sunday was going to be the joke match of the feud.
Winners:
Team DX over Team Rated RKO via Pedigree!
(First Blood Match) The Undertaker vs Mr. Kennedy
As I stated before, I thought this feud got off on the wrong feud
as Undertaker got disqualified in their first encounter, using a weapon for no
real reason apart from him being pissed off with Kennedy which would be out of
character for Taker. Anyways, we have this rematch because Kennedy achieved
what he wanted, beating everyone on the roster but because of stupid booking we
have to have Undertaker get revenge even though he cost himself the first
match.
Kennedy jumps Taker, right hands have no effect. Right hands
by Taker, Kennedy is sent to the floor. Kennedy is smacked off the announce
table, Kennedy is smashed off the steel steps. More big rights from Taker,
Kennedy is knocked into the crowd. Headbutt by Taker, Kennedy sends Taker into
the steel steps. More work by the announce table, kicks and punches. Kennedy
dives into Taker’s arms, Kennedy is sent into the ringpost. Rib punches by
Taker, superplex by Taker. Low blow by Kennedy, right hands by Kennedy. Taker
nails more ribs shots, Kennedy is bleeding internally. Kennedy bleeds from the
mouth, MVP comes out and wipes up the blood.
MVP throws Kennedy back into the ring, Kennedy is bounced off
an exposed turnbuckle. More rib shots, ten punches by Taker. Kennedy stunguns
Taker into the exposed turnbuckle, right hands by Kennedy. MVP is not happy
with Kennedy’s progress, MVP smacks Taker with the chair by mistake. Kennedy
gets the win as Taker waffles Kennedy with a chair and lays him out with a
tombstone.
So, Taker worked the ribs because Taker wants to be a fancy
prick who wants to win by Kennedy coughing up blood over just nailing him in
the head? Sounds stupid doesn’t it? But Cole sells it as Taker should have won
the match, MVP made Taker bleed by accident? You could not give our rising star
on Smackdown the win? Wouldn’t it help Kennedy to have a mean streak to his
character by busting open The Deadman by himself? MVP really?
Winner: Mr.
Kennedy over The Undertaker via First Blood!
(Traditional Survivor Series Match) Big Show/Umaga/Test/Finlay/MVP
vs John Cena/Rob Van Dam/Sabu/Bobby Lashley/Kane
Continuation of Cena and Show’s feud from Cyber Sunday, Umaga
and Cena begin the match. Cena clotheslines Umaga to the floor, Finlay is
dragged into the ring by Cena. Tag to RVD, scoop slam and corkscrew leg drop.
Umaga grabs a TV monitor and lays out RVD, Sabu and John Cena. Umaga is out of
here, can’t say we did not see that coming.
Umaga has
been eliminated!
Finlay rams RVD into the ring apron, senton by Finlay. Tag to
Test, elbows by Test. RVD springboards into a backbreaker, tag to Finlay. Finlay
stomps all over RVD, headbutt from Finlay. Tag to MVP, roll-up by RVD for two.
Spinning heel kick by RVD, enzuigiri by RVD. Superkick to an oncoming Test,
step-through spinning heel kick on Finlay. Show is dropkicked off the apron,
kick to the head of MVP. Test trips RVD, RVD is out on the floor. Kane enters
the ring illegally and Chokeslams MVP, RVD nails his Five Star Frog Splash. RVD
stands up and eats a Big Boot from Test.
MVP has
been eliminated!
RVD has
been eliminated!
Test eats a Spear on the floor from Bobby Lashley, Sabu nails
a slingshot leg drop on Test before a nice springboard tornado DDT from Test
for the elimination. Sabu runs into Show who nails a massive Chokeslam for the elimination.
Big Show and Kane face off before Finlay nails Kane with a shillelagh,
Chokeslam and Kane is gone.
Test/Kane/Sabu
have been eliminated!
Powerslam by Show on Cena, in comes Finlay. Finlay roughs up
Cena before Show tags in, headbutt by Show. Tag to Finlay, corner spear by
Finlay. Finlay tries a splash, Cena blocks and tags Lashley. Back elbow to Finlay,
discuss right hand. Finlay escapes a powerslam but eats the exploder suplex,
Show saves Finlay. Cena and Lashley batter Show, Show nails a double
clothesline. Hornswoggle is tossed at Cena, Lashley Spears Finlay for the
elimination.
Finlay has
been eliminated!
Double shoulder block to Show, Show kicks out at two. Show
munches on a drop toehold into the turnbuckle, tag to Cena. Double DDT on Show
for two, double suplex on Show. Five Knuckle Shuffle, Show is up but Lashley
Spears Show and Cena delivers an FU for the win.
Enjoyable but far too short with the amount of eliminations
going on one after the other, nobody came off looking amazing at the end of
this one. Although, they do their best with Lashley who has had such an awkward
push in the WWE, I swear some days it is like we want Lashley to be a big deal
and then he will get pinned by some scrub on Smackdown. Anyways, enjoyable like
the DX match but more of the same in terms of no real story-telling.
Winners:
Team Cena over Team Show via FU!
(WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match) Batista vs King
Booker © W/ Queen Sharmell
Almost a full year since Batista relinquished his
championship which led to Kurt Angle, Rey Mysterio and now King Booker holding
that very championship. It has been a long road to redemption, Batista had
Booker beat at Summerslam but Sharmell saved her man, it was more of the same
at No Mercy where Batista had victory assured but Lashley would get in Batista’s
way which would lead to King Booker sneaking in for the win. This is Batista’s
last shot, King Booker’s back is against the wall. Batista starts the match on
the ramp, Booker is pummelled by the irate challenger. Booker chops Batista in
the corner, Batista battles back with right hands.
Suplex by Batista, Booker rolls to the floor. Batista
hotshots Booker on the apron, backbreaker for two. Clotheslines by Batista for
two, Batista argues with the referee before eating a stungun. Booker stomps
Batista, catapult by Booker. Right hands and chops by Booker, Batista begins
battling back but Booker eye pokes the challenger. Irish whip by Batista to the
corner, sidewalk slam for two. Jackhammer by Batista for two, spinning sidewalk
slam for two. Batista ends up on the apron, Sharmell grabs Batista’s foot and
Booker takes control with a superkick to the face. Clubbing blows by Booker,
Batista battles back to a vertical base. Harlem Sidekick by Booker for two,
seated cobra clutch from Booker.
Batista breaks free, right hands and kicks. Whip to the corner,
elbow by Booker. Belly to belly suplex by Batista, right hands and clothesline
by Batista. Corner clothesline and boot, Booker falls to the ringside area.
Booker meets the steel steps, diving shoulder attack by Batista for two.
Spinebuster by Batista for two, Book-End by Booker for two. Batista Bomb as
Booker gets caught, Booker grabs onto the ropes at the last second. Sharmell
slides Booker the championship, Sharmell distracts the referee. Batista wants
to powerbomb Sharmell, Booker misses the belt shot. Batista uses the
championship and beats Booker.
Batista uses the championship to defeat Booker? The babyface
used the weapon and cheated to win? Why? It does not matter this might have been
one of the worst encounters that I saw as a main event. Absolutely no flow, no
real direction. Just two guys going through their spots until we have a finish
that makes Batista look like a great warrior right? Nonsense!
Winner:
Batista over Booker via Belt to The Face!
That was WWE’s Survivor Series 2006, a less than memorable
pay per view. Thank God the WWE cannot count as this would have been the 19th
anniversary of Survivor Series not 20th as they labelled it. I would
be very disappointed if this was the 20th anniversary. There were
enjoyable matches like the elimination matches and Benoit vs Chavo but there
were wastes of times and dead matches like the women’s championship match,
Flair’s match and the main event. The god does not outweigh the bad on this pay
per view for me so I would say avoid it and definitely avoid what comes next as
I look at ECW’s December to Dismember! Thanks for reading and remember: There’s
always another night!

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