Hello and welcome to another
eyebrow-raising edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling
review series on the internet that eagerly awaits the next chapter of the Mojo
Rawley vs Zack Ryder feud! ECW’s Wrestlemania, it is ECW’s November to Remember
1998. Masato Tanaka and Balls Mahoney are challenging for the ECW tag team
championships against The Dudley Boyz, Jerry Lynn battles Lance Storm and a
main event that is a six-man tag? Wait, what? Your Wrestlemania is a six-man
tag? I don’t understand this at all, why can’t they take the belt of Douglas?
The six-man has to be because his elbow is still fucked right? Well, look at
that I am already angry before the show has even begun, this is not a good
sign.
Opening Segment
New Jack jumps Jack Victory in the parking lot, a call-back
to their previous encounter where Jack Victory and The Dudleys jumped New Jack.
Thanks? I needed to see that? Styles does his usual shtick before Terry Funk interrupts,
proclaiming that he was not invited to the show and not Dreamer’s mystery
partner. Dreamer tries to talk sense into Funk but Funk walks out on Dreamer,
Funk was super convincing in his role as a mad man, there would be few better
at being a psycho. Enjoyable but the constant swearing made things a little
ridiculous.
BWO vs Danny Doring & Roadkill
From one of the hottest acts in the company to not appearing
on pay per view until nearly 1999. And if I am not wrong, Blue Meanie would
soon be in the WWF as a lackey for Goldust. Pay per view debut for Doring and Roadkill,
Doring and Nova begin the match. Slap by Doring, side headlock by Doring. Nova
is pulled by the hair down to the mat, lock-up. Side headlock by Doring, Funk
is out on the ramp. Nova and Doring trade control before a facebuster by Nova.
Tag to Blue Meanie, double snapmare and something in the ring. Funk is on our
screens, I cannot see anything in the ring. Funk is guest timekeeper, Meanie
and Roadkill are in the ring. Neckbreaker by Meanie, tag to Nova. Scoop slam,
leapfrog leg drop with Doring elbowing Roadkill by mistake.
Double powerbomb by Nova & Meanie, Roadkill splashes
Doring by mistake. The two shove one another, Doring is dropkicked into
Roadkill. Scoop slam and leg drop by Meanie, Funk is on the apron. Meanie decks
Funk after Funk slaps Meanie, Doring and Roadkill jump The BWO. Funk puts
himself through a table, Bareback and neckbreaker by Doring & Roadkill.
Funk is on the screen, Nova drop toeholds Roadkill. Roadkill nails a
clothesline, running powerslam on Nova. Roadkill is on the top rope, top rope splash.
Roadkill misses an elbow drop, Doring stops Nova with a G-Spot. Mounted punches
by Doring, Leg Drop from the top rope for two.
Clubbing blows by Doring, Nova wants more from Doring. Nova
battles back with a sledge o matic, Roadkill tags in with Meanie tagging in
too. Suplex on Doring, Roadkill is stacked into Doring. Splash by Meanie, scoop
slam and Meanie delivers his Meaniesault after a frog splash from Nova.
Roadkill saves Doring, Roadkill misses a splash. Tornado DDT by Nova, Blue
Light Special by The BWO for the win.
Was not digging the Funk interference, it took away from a
lot of the action and Funk comes back at the end anyways to cause chaos. They
could have done that to accomplish the same goal, we did not need constant
camera cuts where I could not see much of the early portion of the match. When
they were working, it was fine. Doring and Roadkill had some nice chemistry in
there while Nova was going to very soon show that he could be an entertaining
wrestler inside of that ring.
Winners:
BWO over Doring & Roadkill via Blue Light Special!
Tracy Smothers W/ Tommy Rich/Little Guido/Ulf Herman vs Tommy
Rogers
When I think of wrestlers and matches that will not work in
front of an ECW audience, these are two near the top of that list. Rogers was a
very good worker but in ECW, his style was not going to go over with these
fans. It was proved when Candido and Rogers may have had one of the most boring
matches I had ever seen inside that ring. Smothers was a good worker who had
his best run in SMW, I cannot see Smothers pulling a match out of Tommy Rogers.
This just seems like an awful idea, this is your Wrestlemania card?
Rogers’ promo before the match begins is even awkward, had me
scratching my head as Rogers struggles to say the word ass as if this is too
hardcore for him. Side headlock by Rogers, Ulf Herman trips Rogers. Smothers is
tripped by Chetti, leaping calf kick by Smothers. Make it two, Smothers dances
for everyone. Smothers eats a missile dropkick, Smothers and The FBI regroup
before a baseball slide by Rogers. Elbows by Rogers, slingshot clothesline by
Herman. Chetti hammers Herman, Smothers Superkicks Rogers with Little Guido
nailing a side Russian legsweep. Rogers is choked and stomped in the corner,
Little Guido attacks Rogers again.
Rogers fights back before a pumpkick from Smothers, two for
Smothers. Little Guido and Smothers tag team Rogers while Rich distracts the
referee. Reverse chinlock by Smothers, Rogers escapes and nails a Russian
legsweep. Rogers misses an elbow, Smothers tries a splash but Rogers uses his
knees to block. Right hands and knee lift by Rogers, dropkicks for Guido and Rich.
Powerslam on Smothers, Rogers is on the top rope. Smothers dodges, Oklahoma
roll but Rogers had his foot on the ropes. Smothers crossbodies but Rogers
rolls through for two. School-boy by Rogers for two, low blow by Smothers.
Pumphandle slam and Smothers gets two, Guido has the Italian flag. Tom—Kaze and
Rogers picks up the win.
They kept it short, a lot of it was interference and that was
for the best. I really did not want to see those two do a match and I was
rewarded for my lack of faith as it looks like Heyman felt the same way about
the two. Afterwards, Mabel AKA Viscera joins The FBI because why the fuck not,
Ulf Herman is a beastly wrestling name though, screams superstar. Mabel and
Herman have a table, Spike comes running to the ring. Mabel dives through a
table as Spike dodges, Acid Drop on Herman. Mabel splashes Herman by mistake,
low blow and Acid Drop with Spike pinning both. Fuck it whatever, this is all
ridiculous.
Winner:
Tommy Rogers over Tracy Smothers via Tomi-Kaze!
Jerry Lynn vs Lance Storm W/ Dawn Marie
Storm was kicked out of the Triple Threat when Bigelow pulled
the wool over everyone’s eyes re-joining the group which meant there was no
place for Storm. Angry at what took place, Storm would bring in Tammy Lynn Bytch
to combat Candido and Sunny AKA Tammy Lynn Sytch. We have two referees in Tammy
and Mikey Whipwreck, the reason I have no clue as the WWE network version has
cut out why they were feuding at the time. Not like it will matter by the end
of the match, I am sure there will be tonnes of interference and shenanigans
that will make my head spin.
Storm and Lynn begin wrestling, trading holds. Shoulder block
by Lynn, more nice wrestling with counters. Drop toehold by Lynn, arm-wringer
by Lynn. Armbars follow with the fans caring more about seeing Tammy’s ass,
series of near-falls which gives the fans what they want. Shoulder block by
Lynn for two, once again same result. Drop toehold and front chancery by Storm,
hammerlock counter by Lynn. Storm backs Lynn into the corner, elbows and chops
by Storm. Lynn reverses and takes revenge, stomps in the corner. Storm does a
Flair flip and is knocked into the guard rail, baseball slide into a headscissors
by Lynn. Somersault senton by Lynn off the apron, Bytch rakes the back of Lynn.
Springboard clothesline by Storm for two, Storm and Tammy have words.
Snapmare and knee drop by Storm, reverse chinlock by Storm.
Whipwreck pulls up Tammy’s skirt, Whipwreck shall be a legend for this. Lynn
escapes, crossbody for two. Headscissors by Lynn, Storm elevates Lynn to the
apron. Bytch grabs Lynn’s feet, dropkick to the floor by Storm. Springboard
clothesline by Storm to the floor, sunset flip out of the corner by Lynn. Two
for Lynn, Storm has a powerbomb counter, full-nelson facebuster by Storm.
Romero Special by Storm, dropkick and a kiss for Storm from Bytch. Lynn rolls
through a powerbomb for two, Superkick
by Storm for two. Sleeper by Lynn, Storm counters for his own sleeper. Back
suplex by Lynn, Lynn counters a hurricanrana for a powerbomb, two for Lynn.
Eye poke by Storm, Lynn nails a front suplex but Storm
counters a piledriver for a pin. Pedigree by Lynn, two for Lynn. Storm is on
the middle rope, Lynn dropkicks Storm to the floor. Crossbody to the floor by
Lynn, Lynn is crotched on the top rope, super back suplex by Storm. Bytch
shoves Tammy for no reason really, Bytch is pulled into the ring. Snapmare and
we see Bytch stripped, she was beautiful though. Whipwreck shoves Tammy and
Whippersnappers Bytch, Whippersnapper by Whipwreck on Lynn which leads to a
two. Tammy Whippersnappers Storm, Whipwreck Whippersnappers Tammy. Storm is in
a small package, Whipwreck turns over Storm and counts the pin.
Ten out of ten for Dawn Marie’s ass, that is my review.
Kidding, Lynn has been a joy in this promotion as he seems to be the only man interested
in having a good match. Storm was always a wrestler who did the same thing as
opposed to being hardcore, put the two together and you have a fun wrestling
match. Then, the overbooking came into it and there was so many different
things going on, it was mental. I guess they accomplished what they wanted? But
Jesus Christ, why does there have to be so much women violence going on? It was
making me laugh how casually they would attack women in this promotion.
Winner: Lance
Storm over Jerry Lynn via Shenanigans!
(ECW Tag Team Championship Match) The Dudley Boyz © W/ Big
Dick/Sign Guy/Joel Gertner vs Masato Tanaka & Balls Mahoney
Tanaka and Mahoney are not 100%, suffering assaults and
injuries at the hands of the champions, everyone has a chair in their hand to
start of this match. The Dudleys jump Mahoney and Tanaka, Tanaka is double
teamed before we are down to Tanaka and Bubba. Tanaka fires up on Bubba but
Bubba uses a headbutt to take down Tanaka, tag to D-Von who nails a spinning
reverse elbow. Right hands to Tanaka, snapmare and neck crank from D-Von. Bubba
is in, right hands to Tanaka. Neckbreaker by Bubba for two, Bubba sends Tanaka
into the turnbuckle. D-Von is legal, right hands by D-Von. Tanaka low blows
D-Von, D-Von elbows his way out of a hold and plants Tanaka with a reverse DDT.
Second person mocking The People’s Elbow tonight, Mahoney is
in. Frog Splash by Mahoney, Bubba saves the match. Bubba and Mahoney brawl, low
blow by Mahoney. Superkick by Mahoney, D-Von is elevated onto Bubba. Tanaka
leaps to the floor with a plancha, Mahoney decides it is fun time and before
Mahoney can dive, Big Dick ends that fun. Big Dick pummels Tanaka while D-Von
has Mahoney. Bubba planchas onto everyone, Roaring elbow by Tanaka on Bubba.
Big Dick has Tanaka in the torture rack, Big Dick Driver on Tanaka. Rotten
nails Big Dick with a chair, Sign Guy Dudley waffles Rotten as Gertner comes
into the ring too. Sign Guy eats a Nutcracker Suite, Gertner chairshots
Mahoney. No effect as Mahoney swings the chair, Gertner dodges as everyone has
chairs again.
Mahoney and Tanaka use fighting spirit to withstand chair
shots before The Dudleys hammer the two. Double Roaring Elbows with chairs
smashing The Dudleys in the face, crooked referee is in the match. Jeff Jones
eats a chair to the head, elbows and right hands by the challengers. Tanaka
walks into a 3D, Tanaka kicks out of a 3D! The first man to do so, Rotten handcuffs
Big Dick to the ringpost, Bubba and D-Von cannot believe what Tanaka has done,
the two almost waffle one another. Tanaka and Mahoney have chairs, double
whammy but The Dudleys kick out! Tornado DDT by Tanaka, Nutcracker Suite on the
chair and The Dudleys still kick out! Double low blow by Dudleys, piledriver by
D-Von on Mahoney. Tanaka eats a sit-out powerbomb, The Dudleys have tables.
Sabu and RVD attack The Dudleys, The Dudleys are left on the tables. Double Frog
Splashes through the table and we have new tag team champions.
For fuck sake, you let Tanaka kick out of the 3D, the Dudleys’
killshot. But you could not give the man a clean win, you could end it with a
tornado DDT or a roaring elbow? You had to have more interference with RVD and
Sabu running out to make the save for Tanaka and Mahoney, it was unnecessary and
I cannot believe they would do this kind of shite, how did ECW get away with
all of this for so long?
Winners:
Mahoney & Tanaka over The Dudleys via Frog Splashes!
Tommy Dreamer & Mystery Partner vs Jack Victory &
Justin Credible W/ Chastity/Nicole Bass/Jason/Lance Wright
The continued push of one Justin Credible, Credible had
issues with Dreamer as Credible’s stock continued to rise in the ECW. Jake Roberts
is Dreamer’s partner, that’s quite the interesting choice. Double high knee
lift by Dreamer and Roberts, Victory is elevated to the floor as is Credible.
Plancha by Dreamer, Jason grabs Dreamer’s foot off an Irish whip. Roberts and
Credible are in the ring, inverted atomic drop and clothesline to the floor.
Wright and Jason are massacred by Dreamer, Credible drops Dreamer on the guard
rail (Never seen that before….). Dreamer is tossed to the ramp, Jason does the
damage to Dreamer. Powerslam on the ramp by Credible, Dreamer is hurled into
the ring.
Jumping DDT by Credible, reverse chinlock by Credible.
Roberts and the referee have words, Jason is in the ring. Jason eats a Dreamer
DDT, superplex by Dreamer. Credible has a chair, drop toehold into the chair
Raven style. Credible missing a running low dropkick, Dreamer sends Credible groin
first into the ringpost. Roberts stomps on Chastity? Cameraman missed it,
Credible is caught for an Emerald Flowsion or Dreamer Driver as they call it
here. Roberts is in, right hands to Credible and Jason. Short-arm clotheslines,
Ron Price and The One Man Gang? What is going on here? Splashes for Roberts and
Dreamer, New Jack’s music plays.
Kronus and New Jack are here, weapons everywhere as we
descend into chaos. Lots of brawling and weapon shots, it is not a match
anymore. It just keeps going, Dreamer nails a frog splash on Credible for two,
Louie Spiccoli Driver on Credible. Roberts eats a low blow from Chastity,
Dreamer piledrivers Chastity. Low blow on Bass by Roberts, DDT on Nicole Bass.
Low blow on Roberts by Credible, Dreamer has a ladder. Credible is yanked off
the top rope onto a ladder, DDT on the ladder by Roberts. Dreamer and Roberts
win the match if you could even call it that at the end.
Yeah that was a load of shite, nice to see Roberts but the
result is the same. Far too much overbooking making matches complicated that
have no need to be so complicated. It just sucks me out of the whole thing, I
do not know how people can enjoy this type of wrestling. Anyways, Dreamer beats
Credible so where do they go from here? God only knows!
Winners: Tommy
Dreamer & Jake Roberts over Justin Credible & Jack Victory via DDT!
The Triple Threat W/ Francine vs Sabu/Taz/Rob Van Dam W/ Bill
Alfonso
RVD and Sabu stand at the ramp, The Dudleys commence the
assault a receipt for earlier in the night. Tazplexes all around, Taz looks
like a world-beater. Bigelow jumps Taz, RVD and Douglas brawl on the floor.
Sabu and Candido are in the ring, RVD is sent over the guard rail. Bigelow and
Taz slug it out, Pittsburgh Plunge on Sabu, leg drop by Candido. Sabu fights Douglas
and Candido, Candido goes low on Sabu. Sabu elevates Candido to the floor,
Douglas makes his move. Sabu dives onto Douglas and Candido, RVD springboards
onto Douglas and Candido too. Triple Jump Moonsault by Sabu on Douglas for two,
Bigelow catches Sabu and drops him with two inverted atomic drops.
Candido piledrivers Sabu, two for Douglas. Candido nails Sabu
with a delayed vertical suplex, two for Candido. Tag to Douglas,
shoulderbreaker from Douglas. Sabu reverses an Irish whip to the corner,
springboard leg lariat for two. Arabian press with Douglas breaking up the pin,
dropkick by Sabu. RVD comes in our ECW really going to try and enforce rules
where the referee did not see the tag? That did not last long, Taz goes through
a table off-screen. Bigelow slams RVD, Sabu dropkicks the leg of Douglas but
Douglas tags Candido. Rocket launcher does not work as RVD enters illegally and
nails a diving thrust kick on Candido. Back drop on Douglas, Frog Splash on
Candido.
RVD avoids a powerbomb and nails a corkscrew leg drop on
Bigelow, Taz tags in despite everyone throwing that out the window when they
feel like it? Douglas throws Taz to the floor, RVD has Bigelow in the crowd.
Taz watches Douglas from behind, RVD fucks up a boot to Bigelow. Douglas tries
running from Taz, RVD somersault sentons into the crowd. Taz applies The
Tazmission, Sabu has a chair. Sabu drops a leg drop on Taz and Douglas to pick
up the win. Taz and Sabu are not happy, they are in one another’s face once
again.
Definition of a clusterfuck, they needed to do one thing for
this match: Have it like a regular six-man tag match with Taz going over
strong. We do not get either from this match, the first part is brawling like
everyone is everywhere and the cameras cannot keep up with the action if their
life depended on capturing the footage. So, we have cuts to this and that
missing spots and no real direction or flow to the match. Eventually, they
hunker down and say fuck it, let’s do it right but that’s far too late to do so
and they give up on that too within three minutes. Again, I am struggling to
follow or see any resemblance to a story being told within the ring.
So, we come to the finish where Taz has not looked like the
next champion but rather a whiney little bitch as Sabu got the pin on Douglas.
Taz has been on a warpath for a year to get a championship match with Douglas
and at the biggest show of the year for the company, they have Sabu who is not
your next champion and they allow Sabu to pin Taz to reignite their feud. Why?
Just why? Almost a year of action built up and you have nothing to show for it,
Bigelow and Candido were afterthoughts as was your God damn champion. I hardly
saw RVD the whole match, it was bizarre. Terrible end to a terrible show
really.
Winners:
Team Sabu over Triple Threat via Arabian Facebuster!
That was ECW’s November to Remember 1998, that was so
disappointing. Not one match where I could shake my head and say that was good
because there was always interference or nonsense taking place in that ring.
Your main event for your biggest show of the year was a joke, a six-man tag
with no real direction. Your ending is a tease for a feud that has nothing to
do with your world champion, your world champion is starting to feel a lot like
Goldberg, Douglas is hardly defending the belt while on pay per view. There is
no setup for his next challenger, Taz is distracted so a year’s worth of build
is not put on the backburner. Everything in between had to have overbooked
garbage, brawls and finishes that made the wrestlers look weak and
inferior. This was not a good show, this
was a tough one to get through. Thanks for reading and remember: There’s always
another night!
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