Hello and welcome to another edition
of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series on the
internet that is more confusing than the Lashley/Rusev/Lana/Liv angle! So, TNA
Destination X 2007 because I do not hate myself enough apparently. I tore into
the last pay per view quite hard as I usually do with TNA whenever I revisit
the company after an extended absence. Well, I am here once more with a pay per
view that promises a new gimmick match. Oh boy and who is in that match? Styles
and Rhino, fuck my life. Also, Samoa Joe challenges Christian for the world
championship so now Joe has to lose to Christian, don’t you just love bad
booking? Abyss and Sting again, rematches galore!
(Ghetto Brawl
Match) LAX vs Team 3D
Did I say rematches? Another non-title
match? Why are they feuding without the titles? Also, they dropped that drunk
Brother Runt thing fast right? Anyways this is a street fight just like the
last match so is there any point of even reviewing this? Oh, there is a
difference you can win by pin-fall or going through a table……. So, it is a
half-hearted table match? What’s wrong with this company????? Team 3D take it
to LAX inside and outside of the ring, Homicide drills Devon with a tornado
ddt, neck-breaker on Ray. Hernandez comes in and they nail their stun-gun
facebuster move on Ray. Devon is thrown to the floor, suicide dive by
Hernandez. Ray cracks Homicide with a trash can, Ray nails Homicide with head
but Homicide answers with a tray. Ray asks for more, Homicide obliges.
Crowd-brawling which is embarrassing
as fans are throwing punches, Homicide chokes Ray in the crowd. Devon and
Hernandez are in another section of the crowd, Ray back drops Homicide I think?
Camera misses it! Devon waffles Hernandez with a water bottle, they eventually
all meet up by the bleachers. Hernandez hits a wall hard as Ray waffles
Homicide with a chair. Devon tosses Homicide ringside, LAX regain control at
ringside with weapons shots to the head. Homicide is bleeding, trash can to the
back of Devon. Devon counters with a powerslam for two. Hernandez tosses Devon
with two hands over his head for a two count!
Hernandez chokes Devon with his boot,
Hernandez grabs a trash can but Devon counters, Ray goes for a superplex on
Hernandez. It connects big time, Homicide is on the top rope, diving
hurricanrana and a trash can shot to the head for two. Team 3D nail Homicide
with a Wassup Headbutt, they cool off for a beer before grabbing a table. Devon
brings the table into the ring, here comes The Latino Nation. Here comes Johnny
Rodz, the trainer of Devon. Clotheslines and superkicks from Rodz, Homicide
clocks Rodz with a trash can lid. The Latino Nation batter Rodz, here comes
Devon’s brothers from Brooklyn.
Devon clearly has a lot of brothers,
they take out The Latino Nation. Homicide is clocked with The Doomsday Device
as the brothers and the Latino Nation are brawling to the back. Hernandez tries
for a Border Toss on Devon, Devon is saved by Ray. 3D by Team 3D, two count as
Machete a LAX member pulls out the referee. Brother Ray is on the top rope and
dives out onto members of The Latino Nation and the brothers. Alex Shelley
comes to ringside, Devon is low blowed and nailed with a camera, Shelley frog splashes
Devon through the table. LAX steal the win thanks to Shelley.
What was this gigantic mess?
Entertaining? I think that would be too kind, they had a brawl at the last pay
per view so I had seen this match before and to top it off, we even have more
interference. The Brothers? Like what? Bizarre, no interest in seeing these two
brawl in any sort of gimmick match anytime soon.
Winners: LAX over
Team 3D via Frog Splash!
(Mixed Tag Team
Bullrope Match) Petey Williams & Gail Kim vs James Storm & Jackie Moore
Jackie jumps Gail, Petey and Gail
fight backs with chops and choking their opponents. They pair off in opposite
corners, Storm and Gail bang heads, Gail slaps Storm. Storm and Jackie bail to
the floor, Gail pulls Jackie into the ring-post. Jackie is thrown onto the
ramp, Petey punches Storm into a chair, Petey clotheslines Storm off the chair.
Jackie is tied up to the ring-post, Gail chops Jackie over and over. Jackie
manages to escape by booting Gail down, Storm ties up the referee and cheap
shots Petey.
Elbow by Storm, Jackie and Gail fight
by the ring-post some more. Storm ties up Petey, Storm stomps Petey and throws
Petey to the floor. Jackie whips Gail with the rope, Eye of The Storm. Two for
Storm, Storm tries the destroyer but Petey counters with a back-drop. Petey
whips Storm like a dog, tilt-a-whirl Russian legsweep. DDT by Petey on Storm
for a close two, Gail and Jackie are free of the ring-post. Clotheslines by
Gail on Jackie, big back suplex. Gail and Jackie bang heads, Storm misses his
superkick. Canadian Destroyer time but Jackie low blows Petey, Superkick by
Storm for the win.
Not a great stipulation match, Petey
bumps around great for the bigger Storm which is nice at least. Gail and Jackie
were wrapped around the ring-post for 90% of the match while the men worked,
total bullshit like why even have them in the match if they were stuck around
the ring-post forever only to free themselves to bang heads when all was said
and done. Two bad matches in a row, this is not going good!
Winners: James
Storm & Jackie Moore over Petey Williams & Gail Kim via Superkick!
(Crossface
Chicken-Wing Submission Match) Austin Starr vs Senshi
Starr gains control quickly, elbows and
forearms to the face. Senshi chops back before Starr goes low with a knee. Shoulder
block by Starr, leapfrogs from Senshi before two massive dropkicks. Two crossface
attempts but Starr backs into the corner, hip-toss by Senshi. Drop toehold and
a crossface attempt, Starr scrambles to the ropes. Chops from Senshi, Starr
escapes another submission attempt. Chops to Starr, snap-mare and flashing
elbow. Starr eats more chops before rolling to the apron, big suplex from Senshi.
Elbows in the corner, whip to the buckle but Starr avoids the splash.
Starr lands a massive back rake,
elbows by Starr. The shoulder is the target, northern lights suplex into an
arm-bar, looking for the chicken-wing. Chop by Starr, Senshi chops back harder.
Starr grabs the head and rakes the eyes, Senshi is catapulted into the bottom
rope. Starr wants the chicken-wing, Senshi elbows his way out. Gut-buster and
slam by Starr, pendulum elbow finds the mark from Starr. Starr climbs to the
top rope and here comes Bob Backlund. Senshi nails Starr with a rolling kappu
kick. More chops, Starr shoves away Senshi before falling to the mat.
Starr ducks one clothesline but eats
the next clothesline, kneeling kicks from Senshi. Back body-drop, springboard
enzuigiri. Chicken-wing but Starr shrugs off Senshi, more kicks. Eye rake by
Starr, beautiful kick from Senshi. Starr manages to stop Senshi with a shin-breaker
and back suplelx combination, corner dropkick from Starr. Senshi stops the chicken-wing
by backing into the buckle, John Wu dropkick from Senshi. Warrior’s Way is
stopped as Starr shoves the referee into the rope, Heat Seeking Missile from
Starr. In the ring, Starr lands a slingshot corkscrew splash. Brainbuster is
countered with a knee by Senshi, Chicken-Wing by Senshi.
Starr counters for his own, both men
trade strikes. Whip to the buckle, Senshi hits the ring-post hard with his
shoulder. Crossface Chicken-Wing by Starr, legs used for leverage but Senshi survives
by placing a foot on the ropes. Starr has words with Backlund, the referee is
telling Backlund to leave. Senshi takes control, O Connor roll into the
crossface chicken-wing and Starr taps immediately.
When I heard the match stipulation, I
thought it would be Backlund vs Starr. Instead we have another rematch from the
last month, I like both of these as workers but I could not care for this feud.
It all seems a bit flat, a big change from the interesting Kevin Nash and
X-Division wrestlers angle. This is all just a bit meh for me, I’d prefer
Senshi to be kicking heads off. Anyways, hopefully this angle is coming to an
end.
Winner: Senshi
over Austin Starr via Crossface Chicken-Wing!
The Voodoo Kin
Mafia vs The Heart-Breakers W/ Christy Hemme
Stellar tag team here, these guys were
in the WWE for a cup of coffee they get the reaction of a team that nobody
knows appropriately. BG and Antonio begin, arm-wringers are traded between the
two. Antonio uses his speed before an elbow stops that fun, jabs from BG. Right
sends Antonio to the ropes, BG boots down Antonio for two. Arm-wringer and tag
to Kip, Antonio backs up and tags Romeo. Romeo ducks the lock-up, elbow to the
back of the head. Kip sends Romeo into the buckle, Romeo nails a headscissors
out of the corner on Kip. Leapfrogs and switches, drop toehold and hip-toss by
Kip. Massive dropkick from Kip, Romeo is in trouble.
Boots by Romeo, side headlock.
Shoulder block by Kip, Heeme grabs Kip’s leg. Romeo chokes Kip with the middle
rope, whip reversal from Kip. Hip-toss into a neckbreaker on Romeo, BG and Antonio
brawl on the floor. Antonio sends BG into the ring apron, Romeo misses a tope
con hilo and crushes his partner. Christy tries to low blow Kip, she hurts her
arm. Kip was wearing a cup and proceeds to shove it in her face. Embarrassed,
she is carried out by Lance Hoyt. Double complete shot from Heart-Breakers on
Kip, Kip is whipped hard into the buckle twice. Romeo is not the legal man,
Romeo rakes the eyes.
Antonio chokes Kip behind the referee’s
back, two for Romeo. Neck crank from Romeo, whip to the buckle. Kip nails a
boot, Kip tosses Romeo to the floor but Romeo trips BG while out on the floor.
No Tag, tag to Antonio who misses a senton while Kip cutters Romeo. Romeo grabs
Kip’s ankle but Kip dives to tag BG. Right hands to Heart-Breakers, back drop
to Romeo. Whip to the buckle for Antonio, BG tosses Antonio onto Romeo. Kip
knocks Romeo to the floor. BG nails Antonio with The Pump Handle Slam for the
win.
Angle is garbage, has been since it
ever started. Hard to think that Christy is the heel in this scenario but that
is where we are, this nobody tag team come into the ring and get no reaction
from the fans, they do not give a damn about the two of them. It was a house
show level tag team match, you are missing nothing fast forwarding through this
match.
Winners: VKM over
Heart-Breakers via Pump Handle Slam!
(TNA X-Division
Championship Two Out Of Three Falls Match) Jerry Lynn vs Chris Sabin ©
This has been going on for months now
and they did not do this angle justice at the last pay per view as Lynn was
beaten fairly soundly by the champion, I saw little reason for a rematch
although Sabin did cheat to win so we go with these two one more time. Shoulder
block and a stare-down, Lynn shoves down Sabin with ease. Boot by Sabin into
the side headlock, shoulder block and same result. Stand-off before a slap by
Lynn and two big dropkicks, Sabin is on the floor. Lynn chases Sabin, Sabin
stomps Lynn as Lyn re-enters the ring. Hurricanrana from Lynn, tilt-a-whirl back-breaker
from Lynn for two.
Arm-bar to ground Sabin, fans are fighting
in the crowd so Lynn sits in the arm-bar like a true professional until
security stops that incident. Shoulder block by Lynn before a knee to the ribs
from Sabin, Sabin dropkicks Lynn to the arena floor. Sabin nails Lynn with an
apron knee to the face. Lynn is whipped hard into the guard-rail, security is
now going after the two people fighting. Sabin misses a baseball slide as Lynn flapjacks
Sabin onto the guard-rail. Sabin shows heart as Sabin backs Lynn into the ring
apron, slingshot elbow drop for two. Lynn battles back before Sabin pulls down
Lynn by the hair, Sabin gets cocky as Lynn kicks away Sabin, diving tornado DDT
and Lynn takes the first fall!
Lynn dances around the ring, showing
the most personality I have seen in years. Sabin throws Lynn to the floor, Lynn
throws Sabin into the crowd. Springboard crossbody into the crowd by Lynn,
Sabin is thrown back into the ring. Sabin crotches Lynn who is too slow on the
top rope, top rope hurricanrana by Sabin but Lynn rolls through for two. Sabin
nails a massive flatliner type manoeuvre for a close two, reverse chin-lock
from Sabin to wear down the challenger. Lynn escapes for a flying crossbody,
Sabin dropkicks the knees of Lynn. Whip to the buckle, Sabin looks for a
crossbody but Lynn counters with a sunset flip powerbomb. Two for Lynn, Lynn
comes charging at Sabin who counters with a powerbomb, Sabin uses the ropes for
leverage and levels the match at one fall a piece.
Lynn is in rough shape now, Sabin is
in firm control. Jabs by Sabin, back-breaker. Sabin misses fist drops and a
corner clothesline, Lynn nails shoulder blocks and a flying clothesline. Lynn
almost cradles Sabin for two, German suplex for two. Sabin nails a massive
Yakuza kick in the corner, Cradle Shock in the middle of the ring and Lynn
kicks out! Sabin wants a cradle piledriver, Lynn counters for a beautiful
schwein! Cradle Piledriver but no, there is a fan on the apron. Sabin hits The
Cradle Shock for the win.
No, you did not just try and pull that
shit did you? The masked man runs by the ring, but there is no way that
distracted Lynn in the slightest. The masked man was not even in Lynn’s sight
of vision but you are telling me this allowed Sabin to catch Lynn for The Cradle
Shock? Piss off TNA you actually had a decent match going due to Lynn wrestling
this match like how their first match should have been wrestled. Lynn busts out
all his spots from his series with RVD and gives you the idea of a man who is
fighting for what feels like his last chance in the spotlight and you piss it
away with that finish. This pay per view has been awful so far and I do not
think this is changing.
Winner: Chris
Sabin over Jerry Lynn via Cradle Shock!
(Elevation X
Match) AJ Styles vs Rhino
Fuck my life, this are talking about
this match as the next big TNA match. Held in the same regard as Ultimate X and
King Of The Mountain Match. Yeah, that is not going to happen. Anyways, this
feud has been awful too. Styles has beaten and/or outsmarted Rhino at every
turn. Rhino looks like the biggest dipshit every time he faces Styles. Rhino
has been rolled up, left laying after knocking himself through a table and been
pinned after sending himself through a table. There is no reason to continue
this but this will be the climax of this feud.
Rhino wants to tear Styles apart,
Rhino is all tough standing on the structure during promos but now Rhino is petrified?
I can understand being scared if Rhino had not already been on top of the structure
with no issues, this is just silly. A modern day scaffold match done badly.
Regardless, Rhino and Style start on the floor, lots of punches and whips into
guard-rails and ring aprons. Styles decides lets just climb and work the
stipulation, Rhino looks scared and stands at the bottom while Styles is
walking around challenging Rhino to come up onto the structure. Rhino slowly
climbs up, almost falling like three times.
We have lovely plants in the crowd who
are terrified. The X is so thin, I do not imagine how they can do anything.
Styles keeps shaking the X, Rhino is not a happy Man-Beast. Styles spits in
Rhino’s face, Rhino says fuck the height and the two are going to fight. Right
hands by Rhino, Styles ducks a bunch. Rhino almost falls, Styles stomps Rhino
who is down. Dropkick from Styles, Rhino is not moving. Rhino and Styles are trading
punches while hanging off the structure. Styles is almost knocked off, Rhino is
on the X structure while Styles is using his inner Spiderman. Styles kicks
Rhino away, Styles hides inside the structure.
Rhino is clueless, Rhino asks for help
from the fans. Styles slips away into another part of the structure. Rhino
finds Styles, Rhino grabs Styles by the throat. Eye rake by Styles, they are in
the middle of the X. Styles rams Rhino into the structure, Styles is trying to
shove off Rhino. Rhino trips Styles, they are trading punches in the middle of
the structure. Styles rams Rhino into the X again, Styles is standing. Styles wants
a Styles Clash, Rhino trips Styles and lands big punches. Styles low blows
Rhino, Styles has powder. Rhino blinds Styles, Rhino Gores Styles on the X.
Styles is hanging on by his fingers, Rhino looks down and steps on the fingers
of Styles. Styles drops to the mat and this match is over.
Whatever length of time this match
was, it needed to be chopped by about 10 minutes. This was way too God damn
long and it was just bad. Felt like an eternity of just punches and slow-motion
fighting. Went on and on and on, terrible match. I cannot even articulate how
much I hated that match properly, what were they thinking when they laid this
out? Who thought this was the right amount of time for this match? Nobody
questioned this abomination? Fuck off TNA!
Rhino over AJ
Styles via Massive Drop!
Scott Steiner vs
Kurt Angle
This company plays the hype package
for this match but Styles is not even out of the ring on the stretcher yet, time
management is an easy skill guys come on for God’s sake. This match has a good
story to it to be honest, Steiner wanted a big fat contract for TNA, TNA
decided to spend that money and that contract on Kurt Angle. Steiner came back
to TNA due to jealousy at Angle’s contract that Big Poppa Pump believes is his!
Steiner costs Angle the championship last month and now these two will go at
it, imagine a match between the two in their primes? Would have been a classic
but in 2007? Let’s see!
Steiner seems to be avoiding Angle to
begin, lock-up. Steiner backs Angle to the corner, shoulder block from Steiner
from the clean break. Steiner poses, challenging Angle. Side headlock from
Steiner, shoulder block again from Steiner. Angle powders, Steiner poses some
more before a massive headbutt. Uppercuts and right hands from Angle, stomps to
a downed Big Poppa Pump. Steiner recovers and chops Angle, Irish whip but Angle
ducks the clothesline and nails a flying shoulder tackle.
Belly to belly suplex, Angle
clotheslines Steiner to the floor. Steiner nails a clothesline after a failed
baseball slide from Angle. Angle bounces off the steel steps, clothesline in
the ring from Steiner. Elbow drop for one, another Irish whip. Angle boots down
Steiner, mounted punches from The Olympic Hero. Uppercuts, Angle lowers his
head off an Irish whip. Kick by Steiner and a clothesline, sleeper time from
Steiner. Angle elbows Steiner and delivers a back suplex, the two trade shots.
German suplex from Angle, make it two. Three massive German suplexes, Olympic
Slam is countered. Belly to belly suplex from Steiner for two, Steiner is
frustrated.
Angle whips Steiner to the buckle,
Steiner boots Angle away but misses a clothesline. Angle nails The Olympic Slam
for two, Ankle Lock but Steiner rolls Angle into the buckle. Schoolboy from
Steiner for two, Angle whips Steiner to the buckle. Steiner dodges the spear,
Angle hits the ring-post hard. Steiner Recliner, Angle trips Steiner for two.
Uppercuts by Angle, whip to the ropes. Steiner holds on, Steiner back drops
Angle to the floor. Steiner whips Angle to the guard-rail, Steiner is looking
for the count-out victory. Angle rolls backs in, Olympic Slam from Steiner.
Steiner says “That’s it!” Steiner
Recliner but Angle counters for an Olympic Slam, the straps are down and Angle
clamps on The Ankle Lock. Steiner reaches the ropes but Angle drags back
Steiner. Steiner kicks off Angle, big clothesline from Big Poppa Pump. Steiner
places Angle on the top rope, belly to belly suplex from the top rope is the
idea. Angle counters and sunset flip pins Steiner from the top rope to the mat.
This match had no flow whatsoever or I
am going mad! It seemed like a couple of moves that were all over the place, never
felt like Steiner got the heat he needed or Angle got the comeback the babyface
needed. No struggle, no drama and a finish where Steiner took one of the safest
bumps you could ever take but the fans are not happy and it is understandable,
I thought that was just awful.
Winner: Kurt
Angle over Scott Steiner via Sunset Flip Powerbomb!
(Last Rites
Match)
The feud where Sting tries to save
Abyss from James Mitchell continue. Metaphorically, Sting wants to kill the old
Abyss and set him free but this match is literally Sting trying to bury and
kill Abyss to set him free. The ring looks like what Gangrel’s house would be
like if he lived as an actual vampire. Roman candles, a coffin and a red glow around
the ring. Can Sting save Abyss?
We start on the floor, Sting sends
Abyss into the guard-rail and the steel steps. Classic Sting misses the stinger
splash on the floor, Abyss wants to take control. Chair shots to the ribs and
back of Sting, Sting blocks an oncoming Abyss in the ring. Kicks and right
hands before Abyss catches Sting but Sting nails The Scorpion Death Drop.
Stinger Splash to Abyss, make it two. Abyss blocks the third by cracking Sting
in the face with the candle. Sting blades for the candle, deep cut from that
shot. Quite nasty a great visual. Abyss calls for the deathbed, tremendous as
smoke and the lights change in the arena.
Fire Russo chants fill the arena,
Abyss grabs Sting and places him in the deathbed. Sting blocks the deathbed
being closed, Sting batters his way out of the deathbed. Sting runs right into
a big boot, Abyss picks up a tombstone. Abyss looks to crack Sting with the tombstone,
Sting reverses the Irish whip and applies The Scorpion Death Lock. Abyss taps
out and is cracked with a chair shot to the head. The tombstone is on Abyss’
head, Sting picks up his bat and waffles Abyss in the head. Abyss is in the
deathbed, Sting tries crushing Abyss by lying on top of the coffin. Abyss
fights out with a choke grip on Sting, Sting is chokeslammed onto the deathbed.
Abyss picks up another tombstone,
Sting is motionless. Abyss sets up a chair, make it two. Tombstone laid across
the two chairs, a makeshift table. Abyss is looking for a superplex through the
tombstone, Sting begins to fight back against Abyss. Rights and lefts, Sting
cracks Abyss with the candle and Abyss falls through the tombstone. Sting
places in Abyss and Sting wins this match.
Oh wow, Abyss falling through
tombstones and being defeated due to his own stupidity once more. You know I don’t
know how to feel about TNA anymore, this pay per view has been one bad match after
another. Then, you look at Sting an absolute icon who bladed for this stupid
match. Stupid tombstones, stupid concept, too many gimmick matches on these
cards, I feel like every single match has to have a stipulation and that
stipulation stifles creativity and hinders these performers. This match was a
load of shite, I cannot wait for this to end.
Winner: Sting
over Abyss via Deathbed!
(NWA/TNA World
Heavyweight Championship Match) Christian Cage © vs Samoa Joe
Joe’s first championship match, two
years waiting for this moment. A special entrance is here for Samoa Joe, this
looks to be Samoa Joe’s moment. Nothing can save Christian right? Right? They
would not waste something that had been building for two years right? Right?
The bell rings, Christian’s confidence is slipping as the seconds tick by while
Joe is as calm as ever. Kick from Joe, Christian feels it right away. Three
kicks leave Christian on the apron, rethinking his approach to this match. They
lock-up, Christian takes the back. Joe breaks free into a hammerlock, side
headlock leaves Christian down.
Christian shoves off Joe, leapfrogs and
dropdowns before a shoulder block from Joe leaves Christian reeling. Big kicks
floor Christian, whip to the buckle. Christian elbows Joe, Christian misses a
splash as Joe walks away. Kick, chop and knee drop combination for two, Joe
boots Christian to the floor. Christian manages to send Joe into the ring-post,
Christian grabs a chair but can lose the championship by DQ? That rule is still
active? Why would Christian grab the chair then? Moron, Joe slams Christian down
with a sickening thud, we go into the crowd. Joe chops Christian and drags the
champion through the crowd.
Back ringside, both men are on the
apron. Christian suckers in Joe for an apron DDT, middle rope diving reverse elbow
from Christian. Joe is up, jabs but Christian nails forearms and an elbow
before Joe sweeps the legs. Joe loses control with a missed senton, elbow drop
from Christian. Two for Christian, eye rake from Christian. Kick to the chest,
Joe is shaking it off. Joe takes up Christian for the buster but Christian
counters with a falling reverse ddt for a close two. Christian chokes Joe with
the top and middle rope, Christian steps all over Joe’s back. Christian paint-brushes
Joe, not smart as Joe nails Christian with an enzuigiri as Christian jumped off
the middle rope, looked brutal.
Joe nails a running high knee, ten
punches in 2007? Christian wants a powerbomb but Joe counters for a facewash.
Brutal boot to the face for two, Christian whips Joe to the corner. Joe elbows
the champion away, diving high knee from Joe for two. Muscle Buster setup, Christian
kicks away Joe. Joe leapfrogs Joe but runs into the powerslam for a close two.
Powerbomb pin from Joe for two, high angle Boston crab which is transitioned
into an STF. Another transition into a crossface, another transition into a
rear-naked choke. Christian reaches the ropes, Christian is on the apron. Into
the ring, Unprettier for two.
Reverse chin-lock from Christian, Joe
drops all his weight down on Christian. Joe spears Christian to the guard-rail,
both men are down on the floor. Christian walks away from the ring but here
comes the X Division to toss Christian back in the ring. Island Driver from
Joe, 1…2…. Christian kicks out! Inverted atomic drop and Christian pulls the
referee in front of him. Joe kicks the referee, Christian is on the floor with
a chair. Joe is smashed with the chair, Christian has the chair. Joe ducks the
chair, massive slaps and Muscle Buster by Joe. Christian kicks out of the
buster, Coquina Clutch but Christian low blows Joe. Christian is on the top
rope, enzuigiri by Joe. Coquina Clutch but Christian rolls through with his
feet on the ropes and steals the win.
So, after two years we have Joe
winning the championship. Oh…wait…. Oh no…. They did not… Yeah, they did
exactly what they should not have. Samoa Joe screamed star when he walked into
TNA and everything during his X-Division run was perfect. Joe as a heavyweight
has been a joke, Joe should have beaten Angle on his way to winning the
championship. However, Joe’s streak seems like a distant memory and Joe has
lost to Christian and Angle, two former WWE stars which makes Joe and the rest
of TNA’s stars look second rate. The usual TNA song and dance for the main
event, referee bumps and kicking out of multiple finishers. Cannot believe
Christian kicked out of The Muscle Buster but there you have it, the match was
the best of the night but it is not saying much when the night was atrocious
and I feel they made the wrong choice with Joe again.
Winner: Christian
Cage over Samoa Joe via Roll-Up!
That was TNA’s Destination X 2007,
easily one of the worst pay per views I have had to sit through for reviewing
purposes. They were so many awful matches on this card, it is insane. So many
finishes that left me thinking why and how does this benefit anyone? LAX and Team
3D have another brawl, I have seen it at the last pay per view and I did not
need Johnny Rodz or 16 guys fighting randomly at ringside to improve my experience,
a brawl is a brawl. Some are good and a lot are bad, this was the latter. The
mixed bullrope match where the women wrestlers stayed wrapped around the
ring-post while the men worked until the finish, laughable presentation of
women’s wrestling and made Jackie and Gail look like pointless additions to the
match. Christy Hemme vs Kip James the feud is awful, neither are likeable
despite Hemme’s ultimately positive message yet Kip James is the hero the crowd
wants. Sabin and Lynn is decent but collapses at the finish, there is no way
Daniels distracted Lynn and Lynn pushing Sabin to his limits was the story to
tell and I feel we still did not get that. Daniels attacks both men so where do
we go from here?
Styles and Rhino went far too long, you
could have chopped a lot of this and I think I got one replay of Styles falling
so great job on selling me how awful the bump must have been. They also cut
away while Styles was getting stretchered out to play Angle vs Steiner promo so
sorry TNA, I am buying what you are selling! Sting vs Abyss was every Abyss
match ever, I have seen it, I know it and nothing’s new. Angle vs Steiner was a
mess, did not flow and had an anti-climatic finish while Joe was screwed over
again and I am left wondering where do we go from here? Skip this show, it is
not worth seeing! Thanks for reading and remember: There’s always another
night!
The Heartbreakers being Christy's chosen champions to battle the former New Age Outlaws is Savio Vega circa No Way Out 1998 levels of disappointing.
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