Hello and
welcome to another edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling
review series on the internet that gets injured in the middle of its big push!
Wrestlemania 22 is upon us, the biggest extravaganza of the year for wrestling,
our superbowl, our champions league final, our Wimbledon. All eyes are on the
WWE as all major storyline come to an end and we look forward to a new year of
WWE programming. The big matches of this stacked card are John Cena defending
his WWE Championship against Triple H, Kurt Angle defends his World Heavyweight
Championship against Rey Mysterio and Randy Orton, Trish Stratus defends
against her stalker/superfan Mickie James and Edge against The Hardcore Legend
Mick Foley just to name a few. If you remember last year’s show, it was a
barn-burner up until the title matches, will Wrestlemania 22 go one step
further? Let’s find out!
Opening Promo
We see
flashbacks of previous Manias, records being broken, champions being crowned,
some of the most memorable moments in wrestling history. Shinedown rings out
while we see the biggest names in the history of the sport of professional
wrestling, truly inspiring with goosebumps covering my body. After a trip down
memory lane, we have hype promos for the matches. Great stuff, makes me so God
damn hyped.
(WWE World Tag Team Championship Match) The Big Show &
Kane © vs Carlito & Chris Masters
Bit of an
odd match to kick off the show and an odd match in general due to the way
things have gone with these four men. Masters and Carlito had been buddies
since the elimination chamber at the beginning of the year but on multiple
occasions, Carlito had double-crossed Masters such as pinning him in the
chamber and throwing him out of the rumble. Meanwhile, Kane and Big Show had
not defended their championships since winning them off Cade and Murdoch who
were a legitimate team in the division.
Masters
grabs a side headlock, shoulder block. Dropkick by Kane, headbutt by Show. Tag
to Show, huge chest slap from Show. Masters pokes the eyes, in comes Carlito.
Show plants Carlito on the top rope, Masters eats a thrustkick and a gorilla
press slam. Show press slams Carlito onto Masters on the floor, Kane climbs to
the top rope and dives onto the challengers. Show pulls Carlito into the ring,
Masters distracts Show. Double flapjack by the challengers, two for Carlito.
Tag to Masters, the challengers try a double suplex but Show catches both with
his own suplex. Tag to Kane, right hands to Carlito and Masters. Huge back drop
for Carlito, scoop slam for Masters.
Ten punches
by Kane, corner clothesline by Kane. Sidewalk slam on Carlito, Masters dodges a
diving clothesline for a Masterlock on Kane. Show saves with a superkick, snake
eyes and Masters is down. Carlito nails a Backstabber on Kane, Show looks for a
chokeslam but Masters chop blocks Show’s legs. Kane is battered by the
challengers, Kane boots Masters. Masters nails Carlito with a double axe handle
by mistake, Chokeslam by Kane on Carlito and this match is over.
Solid
opening tag team match, I was curious when I saw this would be the show opener
but Kane and Show were allowed to do their thing. Carlito and Masters bumped
all around, it was quick and smooth. The best you could hope for in a tag team
match featuring Show and Kane.
Winners:
Kane & The Big Show over Chris Masters and Carlito via Chokeslam!
Michaels and The Coach
Coach
questions Michaels about the No Holds Barred match, Micheals has no regrets and
promises to kick Vince’s ass. Michaels is not going to give us a five star
match like the years before, Michaels is going to beat the piss out of Vince
Mcmahon.
(Money in The Bank Match) Rob Van Dam vs Shelton Benjamin vs
Finlay vs Ric Flair vs Bobby Lashley vs Matt Hardy
The second
ever Money in The Bank match, it debuted at Wrestlemania 21 with Edge emerging
victorious. The stakes are high as we all saw Edge cash-in the briefcase and
become WWE Champion. It was a game-changer and anybody could become WWE
Champion after winning the briefcase.
Huge RVD
chants to begin, Lashley begins hammering everyone in the ring. Raw power from
Lashley, Flair is slammed hard. Huge kick by Benjamin floors Lashley, Hardy
comes right after the ladder. Baseball slide by RVD, Hardy is crushed under the
ladder. Benjamin surveys the scene before looking for victory, Benjamin props
the ladder against the ropes, Benjamin runs up the ladder and planchas onto
three men below. Flair and Finlay are reaching for the briefcase, Hardy chases
Flair. Hardy suplexes Flair off the top of the ladder, Flair screams out in
pain. Flair is taken to the bac after his huge bump, RVD drop toeholds Benjamin
onto a ladder. Rolling Thunder misses as Benjamin dodges, RVD smacks the ladder
hard.
Lashley is on the top rope, Benjamin gives
chase. Lashley is powerbombed off the ladder by three men, Finlay, Hardy and
Benjamin. Finlay begins dissecting anyone in his way, Flair appears a few
minutes after leaving. Flair chops down Hardy and Benjamin, Finlay joins Flair
and knocks Flair with his shillelagh. Flair falls to the floor, Benjamin and
Finlay battle atop the ladder. Lashley knocks the two over with another ladder,
Dominator on Benjamin. Lashley climbs with RVD using a chair to dropkick
Lashley off the ladder. Hardy knocks RVD to the floor, Hardy climbs a ladder in
the corner. Leg Drop off the ladder onto Lashley, Hardy climbs to the top.
Finlay is chasing Hardy, Side Effect by Hardy onto Finlay.
RVD climbs a
ladder in the corner, RVD nails Finlay with a Five Star Frog Splash. RVD has
his hands on the briefcase, Benjamin springboards onto the ladder with RVD.
Hardy has another ladder, stealing the briefcase. Benjamin and Hardy brawl on
the ladder, RVD kicks over Hardy and Benjamin. RVD is standing tall, RVD grabs
the briefcase and we have a winner! RVD is Mr. Money in The Bank!
Tough to top
the original, the second would always be judged against the first. They were
some standout moments like Flair’s suplex, RVD’s splash and Benjamin being the
athletic freak that is, guy was amazing. Ladder matches are always fun, the
crowd had an amazing time, I just think it’s a notch down from the last Money
in The Bank which was all sorts of crazy and told a story whereas this was more
of a spotfest with a happy ending.
Winner: RVD
over Everyone Else via Retrieval of The Briefcase!
Mean Gene and Randy Orton
Orton
interrupts Mean Gene, Orton talks about becoming a Hall of Famer and World
Heavyweight Champion. Orton is interrupted by Batista, the two Evolution
stablemates catch up with Batista threatening Orton, fun stuff.
(WWE United States Championship Match) Chris Benoit © vs JBL
W/ Jillian Hall
Lock-up with
both men trading bombs, side headlock by JBL. Shoulder block, drop toehold by
Benoit into a crossface attempt. Headbutts by Benoit, JBL reaches the ropes
with his foot. JBL has a headlock, Benoit wriggles free to pound on JBL’s head.
Chops by Benoit, JBL boots Benoit but Benoit comes back with an armdrag and
looks for the sharpshooter. JBL pushes off Benoit, JBL powders and hides behind
Jillian. Eye poke by JBL, clubbing blows by JBL. JBL misses a clothesline,
German suplexes by Benoit. Benoit calls for the headbutt, JBL uses the referee as
a shield and crotches Benoit. JBL mocks Eddie, JBL looks for a superplex and it
connects.
Two for JBL,
JBL looks for The Three Amigos. Benoit blocks the third suplex, boot by JBL for
two. Forearm to the spine by JBL and a reverse chinlock, Benoit wriggles free
for a back suplex. Benoit nails The Three Amigos, Diving Headbutt by Benoit.
Two as JBL kicks out, Benoit misses a corner clothesline. JBL misses his
clothesline, JBL holds onto the ropes to avoid a German suplex. JBL eye pokes
Benoit, Benoit counters the clothesline for a Crossface but JBL rolls over and
uses the ropes for leverage, JBL wins the championship.
This was an
ugly brawl between two tough bastards, I loved it. Benoit matches rarely
disappoint while JBL has grown on me so much since being out of the main event
scene on Smackdown, I feel JBL was crucified and was not allowed to be a big
coward to the fullest. JBL mocking Eddie and everything about calling himself a
great technical wrestler despite cheating to win, JBL was tremendous since the
end of 2005 and into 2006. Liked it a lot.
Winner: JBL
over Chris Benoit via Shenanigans!
(Hardcore Match) Mick Foley vs Edge W/ Lita
Edge had
been solidly pushed since 2002, an injury would halt Edge’s progress but Edge
switched over to Raw and slowly became a heel. Week after week with Lita by his
side, Edge was growing as a star. Then, it happened with Edge cashing in and
becoming champion. However, it did not last as it was during Wrestlemania
season and Edge did not figure into main event plans but luckily for Edge, Foley
was lined up for a show-stealing program. Edge blamed Foley for his loss to
Cena, Foley brought out his old self and we have this hardcore match between
the two.
Edge has a
baseball bat in his hand, Foley dodges and pummels Edge. Facebuster by Foley,
Edge is in the tree of woe. Running elbow drop to the face, Edge comes back
with a clothesline. Lita hands Edge baking trays and stop signs, Foley is
waffled in the face. Edge baseball slides a sign into Foley’s face, Edge
measures for a spear. Spear connects but Edge writhes around in pain, Foley reveals
to have wrapped himself in barbed wire. Edge is bleeding from his shoulder,
Foley has outsmarted Edge. Foley whips Edge with the barbed wire, Edge is
choked with the barb wire. Edge is tied up in the ropes, Foley pulls out the
barbed wire baseball bat. Edge is screaming out for help, Lita dives on Foley’s
back. Foley nails Edge with a Cactus Jack clothesline to the floor for two.
Foley tees
off on Edge, Edge hiptosses Foley into the steel steps. Foley is whipped knees
first into the steel steps, Edge pulls out a table. Edge slams Foley head first
onto the ramp for two, Edge has lighter fluid, planning to burn Foley. Foley
knocks Edge down and nails a piledriver for two, Foley has a chair. Edge DDTs
Foley for two, Edge has a baseball bat. Foley is a bloody mess, Edge rakes it
off Foley’s head. Edge finds brass knuckles and thumbtacks, Foley backdrops
Edge onto the thumbtacks. Foley has Socko with barbed wire around Socko, Edge
is choked with it as is Lita. Foley has the barbed wire bat, Edge is smacked in
the ribs.
Elbow drop with Barbie, Edge is bleeding
everywhere. Foley grabs the lighter fluid, Foley has the fluid on the table.
Lita smacks Foley with Barbie, Lita sets the table on fire and Edge Spears
Foley through the table to the floor. Oh My God screams Styles in an insane
spot, Edge covers Foley and this match is over.
Talk about a
show-stealer, Foley manages to make Edge look like the biggest deal in
wrestling on this night. It did not matter who it was whether it be Triple H,
The Rock, Randy Orton or Edge, Foley knew how to play to his hardcore strengths
and make a star of his opponent. This hardcore match built and built with layer
after layer building the violence and the suspense, Edge got his ass-kicked for
all his shit talking while Edge comes out on top after one of the greatest
hardcore matches of all-time. It was phenomenal, it was one of the best matches
that Wrestlemania has ever had, truly a great match for both men in their
careers.
Winner:
Edge over Mick Foley via Spear through a Table!
Booker T and Sharmell
Booker walks
past other freaks in the WWE like Eugene, Paul Burchill who believes he is a
pirate and Snitsky licking the feet of Mae Young. Booker even has a run-in with
his old friend Goldust, Goldust tries to rally Booker. It does not work, Sharmell
is awesome in this segment.
Booker T W/ Sharmell vs The Boogeyman
Sharmell is
terrified of Boogeyman, Booker hides behind Boogeyman. Booker leaves the ring
with Sharmell in there with Boogeyman, I had no clue this was a handicap match.
Booker jumps Boogeyman, clubbing blows by Booker. Boogeyman chokes Booker,
Sharmell distracts the referee. Low blow and thrustkick by Booker for two,
Booker chokes Boogeyman with the bottom rope. Book-End for two, Boogeyman
fights back. Scissors Kick is ducked, forearm by Boogeyman. Boogeyman has his
worms, Boogeyman eats them. Sharmell has Boogeyman’s staff, Boogeyman catches
Sharmell and Boogeyman kisses Sharmell. Sharmell runs to the back, Booker
misses a clothesline. Boogeyman Slam thing and we have a winner.
It was a bit
slow and bit too long for what it needed to be, Sharmell was more than likely
the best part of the match. DUD!
Winner: The
Boogeyman over Booker T via Boogeyman Slam!
(WWE Women’s Championship Match) Trish Stratus © vs Mickie
James
Here we are
at the culmination of one of the longest running storylines in women’s
wrestling for the WWE. Mickie James came in as the ultimate Trish superfan.
Mickie idolized Trish, Mickie knew everything about Trish. Mickie wanted to be
Trish, Trish was creeped out by Mickie’s behaviour, Mickie would be hugging,
kissing and seeing Trish naked. Trish cut off Mickie which led to Mickie
knocking out Trish with a Mick Kick. Mickie was no longer the superfan, Mickie
wanted to be the next women’s champion. Mickie had kidnapped Ashley to play
mindgames with Trish, they would brawl with Mickie beating down Trish with her
MickieDT. When you think of women’s angles in WWE, the only thing close was
Victoria vs Trish from late 2002 which did not last nearly as long.
Lock-up,
waistlock and slaps from Mickie. Trish elbows and forearms Mickie, Lou Thesz
Press by Trish. Stomps by Trish, chops in the corner. Huge slaps from Trish,
Mickie eats a huge kick to the head. Mickie is kicked to the floor, Trish
misses a Chick Kick and smacks her foot against the ringpost. Mickie works the
leg, wrapping it around the ringpost. Trish hobbles but fights on with
forearms, Mickie goes for the leg. Leg snap DDT for two, Mickie is kicked off
by Trish. Mickie focuses on the leg, single leg Boston crab by Mickie. Two for
Mickie, Mickie chokes Trish in the corner while going back to the leg.
Mickie basks in the applause of the fans,
submission hold from Mickie, Trish escapes with a headscissors. Forearms by
Trish, clothesline that takes down Mickie. Make it two, spinebuster by Trish
for two. Whip to the corner, Mickie kicks off Trish. Mickie climbs to the top
rope, Trish looks for her handstand headscissors, Mickie counters to wrench the
leg of Trish off the mat. Two for Mickie, inside cradle by Trish for two. Trish
powerbombs Mickie for two, mounted punches by Trish. Trish looks for
Stratusfaction, Mickie grabs a feel of Trish’s private parts, Trish forearms
Mickie but Mickie knees Trish in the face. Huge Mick Kick and we have a new
champion.
That was a
fitting match to bring this feud to Wrestlemania, Mickie was huge over with the
fans in attendance. Mickie worked the hell out of Trish’s leg, there was good
psychology and Mickie was a great character at the time while Trish was
reaching a level in terms of wrestling ability for a WWE Diva that few would
ever match, Trish and Mickie had chemistry together and this was the best match
I had seen up to this point from WWE Divas. Look forward to more from these
two, they were tremendous on this night.
Winner:
Mickie James over Trish Stratus via Mick Kick!
Vince Prays!
Hilarious segment involving Vince praying before his match
with his family, mocking God and Shawn Michaels. Vince says absurd things and
acts like a stereotypical black preacher, priceless from Mcmahon.
(Casket Match) The Undertaker vs Mark Henry
Henry came back destroying Batista, battling Kurt Angle for
the world heavyweight championship and targeting The Deadman. This leads us
into a casket match with Taker’s streak on the line.
Match starts with Henry jumping Taker, who was taking off his
coat. Henry stomps and punches Taker, Taker boots Henry and clotheslines Henry
twice but Henry is on his feet. Clothesline by Henry, Henry chokes Taker. Henry
drops all his weight across Taker’s back, Taker flops to the floor. Taker
smacks Henry off the steel steps, Henry shakes it off to smack Taker off the
steel steps. Taker fights back against Henry, Taker calls for Old School. Henry
knocks down Taker, huge punt to the ribs. Henry chokes Taker by the casket,
Taker stays in the game low blowing Henry. Taker boots Henry and delivers Old
School. Complete Shot is blocked by Henry, Henry stomps on The Deadman.
Henry misses Taker and
lands in the casket, Taker pummels Henry. Henry unloads on Taker on the casket,
Taker has Henry by the throat. Taker tees off on Henry, Henry plants Taker with
The World’s Strongest Slam. Taker is kicked into the casket, Taker hotshots his
way out. Headbutt by Taker, Henry survives the damage and clotheslines Taker.
Henry ten punches Undertaker, Last Ride by Taker. Taker tosses Henry to the
floor, Suicide Dive by Taker, Taker soars through the air. Tombstone from
Taker, Henry is placed in the casket.
It was fine, casket matches are not the most dramatic affairs
when it comes to wrestling, they are not high on my list when I think of exciting matches. Taker does a
top-notch job making Henry look like an absolute monster, struggling to get
Henry off his feet. Taker entertains the fans too with his offense which makes
the match enjoyable at the end of the day. A weaker match on the card but
nothing to be ashamed of.
Winner:
Undertaker over Mark Henry via Placement in The Casket!
(No Holds Barred Match) Shawn Michaels vs Vince Mcmahon W/
Shane Mcmahon
After returning in the fall of 2005, Vince was back to his
egomaniac self, hogging time on Raw. Michaels stood up to Mcmahon, giving the
boss crap for his behaviour. Vince did not appreciate being told to go fuck
himself by Michaels, Vince made Michaels’ life hell. Michaels was screwed out
of the rumble, Michaels was forced to kiss Vince’s ass. Michaels was decimated
by The Mcmahons and The Spirit Squad, it was time for Michaels to gain revenge
and nobody and I mean nobody is better than Vince Mcmahon taking an ass
whooping when it came time for to pay for his sins.
Vince comes to the ring looking like he was gang-banged by an
orange Crayola and jacked to the heavens, a grin on his face that seems like he
is ready to drop the atomic-bomb. Vince unveils a cover of himself on a magazine,
Michaels pummels Vince on the floor. Vince is bounced off the announce table,
chops by HBK. Vince is thrown onto JR’s lap, right hands to the head by HBK.
Vince is choked with the announcer’s headset. Microphone to the head, Michaels
cracks Vince’s magazine cover over his head. Vince is cracked with the cover,
The Spirit Squad come out to maul Michaels. The Spirit Squad drop Michaels,
Kenny misses his leg drop. Michaels drops Mitch, Mikey, Nicky and Johnny. Kenny
is tossed out on the rest of the goons.
Vince clotheslines Michaels, shoulder thrusts and choke from
Vince. Vince takes off his belt and whips Michaels, Michaels is choked with the
belt. Vince mocks Michaels and calls for sweet chin music, Michaels blocks and
punches Vince. Flying forearm by Michaels, Vince is whipped with the belt.
Scoop slam, Micheals drops the elbow on Vince. Shane whacks Michaels with a
kendo stick to save Vince from sweet chin music. Vince wants Michaels to kiss
his ass, Shane grabs Michaels for the moment. Michaels elbows Shane and shoves
Shane into Vince’s ass. Low blow by Michaels, Shane is clotheslined to the
floor.
Shane is handcuffed to the bottom rope, watching Michaels
attack Vince. HBK mocks Shane and whips Shane with the kendo stick. HBK waffles
Vince with a chair, Vince is bleeding everywhere. Michaels pulls out a ladder
and Vince eats it in the face. Michaels grabs a table too, Vince is played on
the table as Michael ascends the ladder, crotch-chopping DX style and dropping
a massive elbow onto Vince’s blackheart. One final Sweet Chin Music and Vince
is going nowhere. One final fuck you from Vince who flips off the camera men as
he is stretchered away.
Tremendous match, Vince is the closest thing you will get to
a pantomime villain. Vince gloats, laughs and struts while on top but when it
comes time for Vince to get his ass kicked, he takes a beating that nobody else
would take. Vince is not going to save face, Vince is not going to try to
protect his character, Vince takes the asskicking of a lifetime and everyone
loves every single minute of it, fantastic character work from Vince and they
came close to stealing the show but I believe Edge and Mick Foley was a notch
above this.
Winner:
Shawn Michaels over Vince Mcmahon via Sweet Chin Music!
(WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match) Kurt Angle © vs
Rey Mysterio vs Randy Orton
Angle was walking tall following beating Undertaker and Mark
Henry, the question was who would he face at Wrestlemania. Mysterio had won the
rumble but Randy Orton defeated Mysterio for the right to go to Wrestlemania,
Theodore Long added Mysterio to the match. It was not the best way to put
Mysterio in the match, Long felt sorry for Mysterio and put him in the match
and that’s all there is to it? When The Rock lost his opportunity to Big Show,
The Rock put his career on the line to win it back but Mysterio is simply
handed the opportunity? Bullshit cough cough.
Orton waffles Angle
with the championship belt, Mysterio and Orton are in the ring. Dropkick by
Orton, Angle German suplexes Orton once. Mysterio and Orton are suplexed by Angle,
crowd goes nuts for the wrestling machine, two for Angle on Orton. Orton
backbreakers Angle for two, Orton is whipped to the corner. Belly to belly
suplex by Angle, Mysterio and Angle brawl. Orton is sat on the top rope,
Mysterio is elevated by Angle onto Orton for a hurricanrana. Angle gets a two
pinning Orton, Mysterio is thrown to the floor. Apron suplex by Angle for two,
Angle clothesline Mysterio for two. Roll through kick to the head by Mysterio
for two, headscissors by Mysterio. 619 is countered for an Ankle Lock, Mysterio
taps but Orton had the referee distracted with a chair. Ankle Lock again, Orton
saves Mysterio.
Orton and Angle trade bombs, German suplexes by Angle.
Mysterio is Angle Slammed to the floor, Ankle Lock on Orton. Mysterio distracts
the referee, Orton taps but Mysterio saves the match. Another Ankle Lock,
Mysterio springboard leg drops Angle for two, Angle hurls Mysterio to the
floor. Orton avoids The Angle Slam for an RKO, Orton covers for two. Orton is
on the top rope, Angle sprints up and belly to belly suplexes Orton. Mysterio
dropkicks Angle, springboard senton for two. Orton kicks out Angle, Orton
seizes up Mysterio. Orton looks for his gutwrench neckbreaker, it connects for
two. Angle Slam on Orton for two, Angle measures Mysterio.
Angle aims for it, Mysterio counters for an armdrag. Dropkick
to the back of Orton, Orton is on the ropes. 619 by Mysterio, West Coast Pop
and Mysterio does the impossible, Mysterio becomes champion for his friend
Eddie Guerrero a beautiful bittersweet moment for Mysterio and the last time we
would see Kurt Angle at Wrestlemania.
Well, it was balls to the walls from the get-go, they had
their time cut and they wasted no time in dishing out as many awesome spots as
they could, loved the three man spots. Angle was impressive, so over and so
much to give with his wrestling machine character, shame that life problems
would prevent Angle from more stellar performances in the company. Great moment
from Mysterio, despite botching a 619 Mysterio was ridiculously good and
Mysterio winning the championship by pinning Orton was poetic justice and
fitting for the end of that feud.
Winner: Rey
Mysterio over Kurt Angle & Randy Orton via 619!
(Playboy Pillow Fight) Candice Michelle vs Torrie Wilson
Both women had graced the cover of Playboy, both were
extremely beautiful and this led to friction with Candice and Victoria ridding
themselves of Torrie and disbanding Vince’s Devils. Candice and Torrie throw
down on the bed, they role around slamming one another’s head onto the mat.
Suplex by Torrie, Irish whip and backdrop onto the bed by Torrie. Candice is
crushed by the bed and Torrie bounces on Candice. Torrie uses Chloe and wipes
the dog on Candice’s face.
Torrie strips Candice to her underwear, nothing new there for
Candice. Irish whip to the corner, Candice boots Torrie. Candice does her leg
choke on the apron, nice move from Candice. Go Daddy dance from Candice,
snapmare onto the bed. Candice drops a huge elbow onto the bed and uses a
scissors to cut up Torrie’s dress. Torrie is rammed into the mat, Candice looks
for a Playboy magazine. Whip to the corner, roll-up by Torrie and it is over.
Filler but I am not going to complain about that kind of
filler. It served as a break from the serious nature of the other matches, it
distracted the fans and now we are all nice and toasty for the main event of
Wrestlemania.
Winner:
Torrie Wilson over Candice Michelle via SchoolGirl!
(WWE Championship Match) Triple H vs John Cena ©
John Cena had been champion for all but three weeks of the
last WWE calendar year, Cena had conquered the likes of JBL, Christian, Chris
Jericho and Kurt Angle to name a few. Cena was growing into the star that WWE
wanted, the matches were not off the scales but Cena was doing his best. Cena
is main eventing Wrestlemania for the first time and he could not ask for a
better opponent in Triple H. However, Triple H had a history with certain
talents and getting them over, sometimes it happened and other times it was a
struggle. Triple H had a good track record at Mania though, putting over the
likes of Batista and Benoit at the last two. So, Cena steps into a main event
with a hostile crowd and needs to hit a home-run when in the ring with the man
who is not the best at getting over newer talent. Let’s see how Cena fares in
this match.
From the beginning, we have Triple H with an entrance that
rivals the best of all-time, no pressure trying to top that Cena. The bell
rings with the crowd being very pro-Triple H. Lock-up and side headlock by
Triple H, hammerlock by Triple H and a paintbrushing from the cocky challenger.
Armwrench from Triple H, Cena is kicked in the ass as The Game says bring it.
Lock-up and knee by Triple H, whip to the corner with a reverse by Cena. Elbow by
Triple H, Cena tries a quick FU, Triple H decks Cena with a right hand. Triple
H is ruling this match with an iron fist, Triple H tosses Cena to the floor.
Triple H poses which leads to Cena pummelling Triple H. Back drop, hard Irish
whips to the corners. Fisherman suplex for two, reverse chinlock by Cena.
Lock-up with Triple H pushing back Cena, right hands by Cena.
Triple H is sent to the floor, knee by Triple H. Triple H wants a piledriver on
the ramp, Cena counters for a back drop on the ramp. High knee in the ring by
Triple H, right hands by The Game. Cena is sent into the steel steps, two in
the ring. Knee drop by Triple H for two, Cena comes back with right hands. Knee
facebuster by The Game, huge clothesline. Two for Triple H, neckbreaker for
two. Cena continues to fight back but Triple H puts down Cena once more. Neck
vice by Triple H, Triple H sinks in a sleeper which weakens the champion. Cena
backs Triple H into the corner, shoulder thrusts by Cena. Boot by Triple H but
Cena fires back with a massive clothesline.
They trade bombs, Cena wins the war. Clotheslines and
powerslam, spinning side slam by Cena. Triple H counters the five knuckle
shuffle with a spinebuster for two. Cena counters for a side suplex and a Five
Knuckle Shuffle. Drop toehold into The STFU, Triple H reaches the ropes to survive.
FU attempt, Triple H squishes the referee with Cena, low blow by The Game. DX
Suck It from Triple H, Triple H has his sledgehammer. Cena dodges and jabs The
Game, Cena runs off the ropes and gets decked between the eyes. 1….2…. Cena
kicks out! Pedigree is countered, back drop and an FU for two. Cena climbs to
the top rope, Cena misses a crossbody. Pedigree is countered for an STFU.
Triple H has to tap out, Cena retains his championship.
Tough match to rate, I had my reservations about The Game in
there with Cena. Triple H had done some great work since coming back, the
emotional feud with Flair and his Royal Rumble performance but I had a feeling
about being in there with someone who was not one of his buddies. You have that
feel to it as it begins with Triple H making Cena looking second rate with Cena
taking control because Triple H was looking to the crowd, that could have been
structured a bit better to help out your top babyface me thinks.
You have a referee bump which feels a little cheap for a
Wrestlemania main event but I can look past that, Triple H never nails The
Pedigree though yet Cena plants Triple with an FU and Triple H gets to kick
out. Again, bit iffy on that decision but I felt that match was slow and not
too much of what was going on in the ring meant anything until the referee
bump. The crowd was like molten lava throughout which helped to carry the match
but it was about on par with last year’s main event or perhaps slightly above.
The most important part was placing Cena atop the WWE mountain, there was no
doubting that Cena was the man.
Winner:
John Cena over Triple H via STFU!
That was WWE’s Wrestlemania 22, one of the better
Wrestlemanias in my opinion. The whole show had a good flow to it, only dull
moments were Boogeyman and Playboy match but you needed those breaks because
there was so much action going on in the show. A lot of memorable moments with
Edge and Foley stealing the show but Michaels vs Mcmahon, the best women’s
match in Mania history for many years in Mickie vs Trish, Mysterio’s crowning
moment, just so much to it. I do think the main event was a little disappointing
but not enough to sour the whole show, this was a great pay per view worthy of
the title of Wrestlemania. Thanks for reading and remember: There’s always
another night!
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