Hello and
welcome to another edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only internet
wrestling review series with lower viewership than 205 Live. Wrestlemania XX,
where it all begins again. On this night, we will see what could be the
crowning achievement in Chris Benoit’s career as he challenges Triple H and
Shawn Michaels for The World Heavyweight Championship. Kurt Angle had turned
heel and is gunning for The WWE Championship held by Latino Heat Eddie Guerrero.
We also have a stacked car featuring Chris Jericho vs Christian, Rock “N” Sock
Connection vs Evolution and the first Wrestlemania appearance of one John Cena.
It’s WWE’s biggest show of the year, it gets no better than this, it’s
Wrestlemania and let’s do this!
Opening Promo
Twenty years
of history are shown while every wrestler on the roster speaks about
Wrestlemania. It is fantastic in its simplicity, just epic stuff. The narrator
fills us in on this spectacular event, highlights of all the big matches. We
also have Vince holding one of his grandchildren, I assume it is Shane’s child.
Nice moment, we are in Madison Square Garden, the spiritual home of The WWE.
(WWE United States Championship Match) John Cena vs The Big
Show ©
That poor
championship had not been defended on pay per view since No Mercy, Show had
been a thorn in Cena’s side since Smackdown’s new rising star had turned face.
Cena had beaten Show in the Survivor Series match while Show had thrown Cena
out of The Royal Rumble. In many ways, this was the rubber match and a stepping
stone for Cena, Cena needs a home-run.
Face-off,
lock-up with Show shoving back Cena. Show corners Cena, Cena dodges a right
hand and pummels Show before Show knees Cena and tosses Cena to the floor. Knee
to the head by Show, Cena climbs to the apron and hotshots Show. Cena tries a
crossbody, Show catches Cena and plants the challenger for two. Club across the
back by Show, Show chokes Cena using the ropes. Chest slap by Show, Cena fires
up before Show clotheslines The Doctor of Thuganomics. Cena is on the
defensive, Show looks down at this prey. Scoop slam by Show, foot choke by
Show. Headbutt by Show, more chest slaps by Show.
Show steps
on Cena’s back, Cena fires up but Show cuts off the challenger with a boot. Leg
drop across the chest by Show for two, Show tries a slam but Cena counters for
a sleeper. Show shakes off Cena, short-arm clothesline by Show. Cobra clutch by
Show, Cena wriggles free to be slammed to the canvas. Cobra clutch is applied
again, Cena breaks free to throw bombs at Show. Show misses a corner splash, FU
by Cena and Show kicks out! Cena picks up his chain, the referee is distracted
by Cena throwing the chain away, Cena picks up the brass knuckles and clock
Show before nailing Show with The FU for the win.
What an odd
match, it was like an extended squash for Show up until the last few moments.
The crowd was big into Cena but not the match, Show’s heat segment was more
than plodding and dull while Cena was not as well rounded as he would be today
which is understandable, Cena had not been in the company for even three years
yet. Show kicking out of The FU was strange too, thought it was unnecessary in
the grand scheme of things, save it for a big match or angle, you could have
done the finish without having Show kick out of The FU.
Winner:
John Cena over The Big Show via FU!
Eric Bischoff/Evolution Promo
Bischoff
wants The Coach to find Undertaker, no idea why as Undertaker is on Smackdown
but we get a cameo from Jonny Nitro. Orton cuts a promo, talking about Mick
Foley and that Foley has not got the guts to face Orton. Flair and Batista look
dapper in their suits.
(WWE World Tag Team Championship Match) Booker T & Rob
Van Dam © vs La Resistance vs The Dudley Boyz vs Mark Jindrak & Garrison
Cade
The
champions do not have to be pinned, it is sudden death as the first pin-fall or
submission ends the match. The match reeks of let’s get everyone on the card,
no idea why RVD and Booker T are a team, both men deserved more but booking had
slowed them tremendously. They also have their themes mixed together, it sucks
so much. No reaction for Cade and Jindrak, that is a bummer.
RVD starts
with Dupree, knees by Dupree. Shoulder thrusts by RVD, monkey flip by RVD. Tag
to Booker, catapult into a superkick and a two for Booker, Dupree fires back
before eating a forearm. Hiptoss to Grenier, Dupree tags Bubba. Lock-up, knee
by Bubba. Bubba pummels Booker, neckbreaker for two. Bubba jabs Booker but
Booker counters for a Harlem Sidekick, Cade distracts the referee and in comes
D-Von with Saving Grace on Booker. RVD takes out D-Von with a diving thrust
kick, Jindrak tags in off Bubba. Jindrak stomps Booker, shots to the back by
Jindrak. Cade tags in, Booker fires up but Cade boots Booker in the face.
Dupree blind
tags into the match, right hands by Dupree. Tag to Conway, snapmare and reverse
chinlock by Conway. Back elbow by Conway for two, another resthold from Conway.
Booker knees Conway, spinebuster by Booker. RVD is legal, kicks to everyone in
sight. Step-through spinning heel kick to Dupree and Cade, shots to Bubba.
Conway is floored, setting up a Five Star Frog Splash. D-Von pushes RVD to the
floor, Booker and D-Von clear out the heels. The Dudleys measure Booker for a
3D, Cade knocks down Bubba. Conway has Booker, Scissors Kick by Booker and RVD
lands The Five Star Frog Splash on Conway for the win.
Crowd seemed
dead for this match and I cannot blame them. A lot of teams and they are all
trying to get their stuff into the match and it does not work, nobody gets
over, nobody looks good and I feel like I wasted my time watching this match.
Winners:
RVD & Booker T over Everyone Else via Five Star Frog Splash!
Coach searches for Undertaker
Coach hears
noises and finds Bobby Heenan and Mean Gene Okerlund covered in kisses and
their clothes all messy, Coach wants to find out and Coach finds Mae Young and
Fabulous Moolah. Quite a funny gag, Coach sells this brilliantly.
Christian vs Chris Jericho
This feud
began over a bet for one Canadian Dollar. Jericho wanted Trish, Christian
wanted Lita. However, Jericho developed feelings for Trish which led to
jealousy and tension from Christian, Christian and Jericho were friends, the
best of friends and tag team partners but Christian had enough. Christian would
deck Trish in an intergender match, injuring the poor woman. Chris Jericho is
out for revenge at Wrestlemania, this was quite a good storyline in terms of a
romantic angle done WWE Style (There is something far worse around the corner
involving Kane and Lita).
Stare-down,
Jericho and Christian lock-up with Christian backing Jericho into the corner.
Huge right from Jericho, knees to the ribs and a back elbow. Back suplex and
stomps by Y2J, clothesline by Jericho. Christian sidesteps Jericho but Jericho
lands on the apron, Jericho elevates Christian to the floor. Springboard
plancha by Jericho, Christian is hurled into the barricade. Sunset flip by
Christian is countered, Jericho rolls through for his submission hold.
Christian reaches the ropes and thumbs Jericho in the eye, back suplex to the
floor by Christian. Christian stomps all over Jericho, Christian chokes
Jericho.
Jericho
fires back with chops but Christian reverses with a knee to the ribs. Two for
Christian, Christian rips at the face of Jericho. Jericho mounts a comeback
before Christian pulls down Jericho by the hair. Christian jokes Jericho with
his legs, snapmare into a reverse chinlock. Jericho tries for The Walls,
Christian rakes the eyes and nails a spinning heel kick for two. Christian
whips Jericho into the corner and the two bang heads, slugfest between the two.
Forearm by Y2J, drop toehold by Jericho. Leg across the back and a huge
enzuigiri for two, Christian is reeling. Rolling prawn hold by Jericho,
Christian rolls through and grabs the ropes for a close two count.
Reverse DDT
is countered by Jericho for a northern lights suplex, two for Jericho. Modified
bulldog by Jericho, Lionsault is blocked by Christian’s knees. Jericho blocks
The Unprettier, Jericho runs into a tornado reverse DDT out of the corner by
Christian for two. Christian walks into the flashback neckbreaker by Jericho,
backbreaker by Christian cuts off Jericho. Christian is on the top rope,
Jericho crotches Christian. Top rope Superplex by Jericho is blocked, crossbody
by Christian but Jericho rolls through for two. Right hands by Jericho in the
corner, Christian goes to the leg of Jericho, Texas Cloverleaf by Christian,
applying the pressure to the tweaked knee of Y2J.
Jericho
wriggles free to apply The Walls of Jericho to Christian, Christian escapes by
grabbing the ropes but Jericho does not break the hold. Christian lays on the
outside, Jericho brings Christian to the top rope. Double underhook suplex by
Jericho, two count for Jericho. Trish comes running to the ring, Trish cheers
on Jericho. Slugfest, Christian drops Jericho with The Edgecution, two count
for Christian. Christian has a confrontation with Trish, Trish is shoved to the
floor. Jericho checks on Trish, Trish elbows Jericho and Christian rolls-up
Jericho due to Trish’s interference. Trish slaps Jericho after the match and
Christian drops Jericho with The Unprettier.
What a
lovely match this turned out to be, there was a lot of little things I liked
about this match. Jericho being a babyface for the first time since 2001, I
always loved babyface Jericho, Christian’s antics like running away to begin
the match and using Edge’s finishing move. And that swerve at the end, just
pure gold. Nobody saw it coming, another layer to the story, a fresh heel in
Trish and Christian picks up more momentum while we have more of a reason to
cheer Jericho on in his pursuit of taking down Christian. It truly is an
underrated gem, good wrestling, good psychology and a finish that leaves me
wanting more.
Winner:
Christian over Chris Jericho via Handful of Tights!
The Rock/Mick Foley Promo
The Rock
cuts a promo like only he can, Rock pumps up the crowd and his partner Mick
Foley for the match with Evolution. In typical Rock fashion, Rock kills it and
shows that everyone is miles behind the man in terms of promo skills.
Evolution vs The Rock “N” Sock Connection
This feud
goes back to September of 2003, Randy Orton proclaimed himself The Legend
Killer and began taking out WWE legends. Legends like Jake Roberts, Fabulous
Moolah and Shawn Michaels fell prey to Orton, Foley had been on the end of a
beating from Orton. Orton berated, bullied and assaulted Foley but Foley would
not retort, Orton pushed Foley too far one night and Foley came back with a
vengeance and his friend The Rock. Now, Foley looks to punish Orton with the
help of The People’s Champion.
Rock and Foley sprint to the ring, Rock
wallops Orton and Batista. Flair is knocked down by Foley, Batista is
pin-balled by Foley & Rock. Flair vs Rock to begin the match, side headlock
and shoulder block by Rock who struts like The Nature Boy. Lock-up, chops by Flair.
Right hands by Rock, back body drop. Flair powders, eye poke by Flair. Rock
backdrops Flair on the floor, Cactus Jack elbow from the apron by Foley. Flair
begs for mercy, tag to Orton. Orton is legal, tag to Foley. Orton powders,
Foley pummels Orton on the floor. Elbow by Foley for two, Orton is placed in
the tree of woe. Running elbow drop by Foley, tag to The Rock.
Clothesline by Rock, Irish whip by Orton and
Flair cheap shots Rock before Batista lowbridges Rock. Batista drops Rock
across the barricade, tag to Batista. Batista knees Rock in the corner, right
hands by The Rock but Batista elbows Rock. Tag to Flair, chops by The Nature
Boy, followed by a strut. Rock beheads Flair with a clothesline, Flair is
yanked off the top rope. Tag to Batista, clubbing blows by Batista, shoulder
thrusts from The Animal. Irish whip by Batista, Rock clotheslines out of the
corner, tag to Foley. High knee to Batista, Batista counters the double arm
DDT. Right hands by Foley, Batista clobbers Foley with a clothesline.
Foley is
thrown to the floor, Flair chops Foley while Orton stomps The Hardcore Legend.
Foley is whipped knees first into the steel steps, Orton stomps Foley in the
corner. Uppercut by Orton, tag to Flair. A chop decks Foley, more strutting
from Flair. Foley waffles Flair but holds onto Foley’s leg, preventing the tag.
Orton is the legal man, reverse chinlock by Orton. Foley elbows Orton but Orton
drags Foley to the mat. Tag to Batista, short-arm clotheslines by Batista for
two. Batista clubs Foley on the ground, Foley applies The Mandible Claw.
Orton
illegally enters booting Foley, Flair is legal. Eye poke by Flair, tag to
Batista. Batista Irish whips Foley, Foley counters with a neckbreaker. Double
clothesline before a tag to Flair, Foley back elbows Flair. Tag to Rock, flying
forearm to Flair, DDT to Orton. Batista is dragged into the ring, Orton is
knocked to the floor. Batista spinebusters Rock, Flair calls for The People’s
Elbow on Rock. Rock kips-up and pummels Flair. DDT to Batista, spinebuster to
Flair.
People’s
Elbow to Flair, Rock goes to cover and Flair kicks out! Eye poke by Flair, tag
to Orton. Rock blocks The RKO, Rock Bottom to Orton but Flair drags out Rock.
Rock clotheslines Flair, Flair grabs a chair. Batista clotheslines Rock and
delivers The Batista Bomb. Orton crawls for the cover 1…2. Rock kick out of The
Batista Bomb. Tag to Foley, right hands to Evolution. Double Arm DDT to Orton,
Mr. Socko is out but Orton counters The Mandible Claw for The RKO.
Another good
match, Flair and Rock were on fire in terms of entertainment. Batista showed a
bit of nerves with a few sloppy moments here and there but to see The Rock
again in the ring, mixing it up with Evolution was great. I was happy to see
that, I thought the crowd was a little quiet for the match, the wrestlers in
the ring deserved more as they all did their best to make this match as
entertaining as possible. Rock’s last match until Survivor Series 2011, a good
way to go out putting over young talent like Batista and Randy Orton. The
finish was great too, putting over The RKO with the tagline out of nowhere,
good stuff all around from WWE.
Winners:
Evolution over The Rock N Sock Connection via RKO!
Torrie Wilson & Sable vis Miss Jackie & Stacy Keibler
(Playboy Lingerie Match)
Torrie
Wilson & Sable were featured on the cover of Playboy, the other two girls
were not featured on Playboy and were not happy about this so we have this
match. Originally, everyone is in evening gowns but Sable prefers everyone in
their underwear so every man in the audience is happy about this change to the
match.
They take
more time stripping before the match that the actual match. Miss Jackie is a
spoiled sport and does not strip, the crowd boos Jackie for being sensible.
Sable drags in Jackie and Jackie is stripped, Sable and Jackie begin the
“match”. Sable throws Jackie across the ring, crossbody by Torrie for two.
Jackie tags Stacy, cue the cartwheel spot. Stacy chokes Torrie with her long
legs, sunset flip sexual spot. Spinning heel kick by Stacy for two, tag to
Jackie. Spear by Torrie, roll over the referee spot. Slap by Jackie, Torrie
rolls through for the win and spanks Jackie. Yeah mindless T&A, DUD.
Winners:
Torrie Wilson and Sable over Stacy Keblier & Miss Jackie via Roll-Up!
Eddie Guerrero/Chris Benoit Promo
Eddie says
he will be proud of Benoit either way, win or lose. Benoit is not happy, Benoit
says shut your mouth Eddie and tells Eddie that Benoit will walk out with the
championship.
(WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match) Chavo Guerrero © vs
Rey Mysterio vs Shannon Moore vs Ultimo Dragon vs Funaki vs Jamie Noble vs
Nunzio vs Tajiri vs Akio vs Billy Kidman
Another
match where we are trying to fit everyone on the card, Ultimo Dragon and
Shannon Moore begin the match. Hammerlock and side headlock by Shannon Moore,
shoulder block for two. Dragon backslides Moore for two, back suplex by Moore
for two. Dragon slides out of a back suplex, Moore misses a corkscrew splash
and Dragon eliminates Moore with an Asai DDT.
Shannon
Moore has been eliminated!
Noble is in,
Noble jumps Dragon but Dragon kicks the crap out of Noble. Noble manages to
counter a moonsault for a neckbreaker. Guillotine choke by Noble and Dragon
taps out, Funaki enters the ring and tries a crossbody. Noble eliminates Funaki
after reversing the crossbody.
Ultimo
Dragon/Funaki have been eliminated!
Nunzio is
in, missile dropkick by Nunzio for two. Noble hurls Nunzio to the floor, somersault
senton by Noble to the floor. Noble and Nunzio fight on the outside and Nunzio
is eliminated by count-out. Lame elimination right there.
Nunzio has
been eliminated!
Springboard
shooting star press by Kidman on Noble and Nunzio, Noble counters a powerbomb
for a guillotine choke, Kidman counters with an enzuigiri. Kidman climbs to the
top rope, Noble crotches Kidman. They fight atop the turnbuckle, tope rope Sky
High by Kidman and Noble is gone.
Jamie Noble
has been eliminated!
Seated
senton by Mysterio, Kidman powders. Akio interferes, spinebuster by Kidman.
Kidman places Mysterio on the top rope, Mysterio blocks the gutwrench for a
sunset flip powerbomb and the elimination.
Billy
Kidman has been eliminated!
Tajiri is
in, Tarantual by Tajiri. Mysterio blocks the handspring elbow with a dropkick.
619 by Mysterio, Tajiri dodges The West Coast Pop. Akio grabs Mysterio, Tajiri
mists Akio by mistake. Roll-up by Mysterio and Tajiri has been eliminated.
Tajiri has
been eliminated!
Akio cannot
compete, Tajiri kicks Mysterio before leving. Chavo tries stealing the pin, two
for Chavo. Mysterio springboard hurricanranas Chavo, tope con hilo to Chavo Sr.
Mysterio springboards sunset flips Chavo but Chavo Sr. holds onto his son’s
hand and with the extra leverage, Chavo escapes with his championship.
That was so
rushed, hardly anything had a chance to stick with me. There was some nice
spots here and there but you can hardly tell any decent story with such a short
amount of time. Did WWE ever capitalize on having Ultimo Dragon? Seems like
such a joke in the grand scheme of things, a waste of a run. I think things
could have been much better with Mysterio vs Chavo.
Winner:
Chavo Guerrero over Rey Mysterio via Shenaigans!
Brock Lesnar vs Goldberg (Stone Cold Steve Austin is The
Special Guest Referee)
Brock Lesnar
and Goldberg had crossed paths at Survivor Series, Lesnar would cost Goldberg a
chance at headlining at Wrestlemania when The Next Big Thing would F-5 Goldberg
and distract Goldberg, allowing Kurt Angle to eliminate him. Goldberg gained
revenge at No Way Out when Goldberg cost Lesnar his WWE Championship. The stage
was set for these two titans, these two badasses to clash at the biggest stage
of them all. However, this was not the epic you would expect, why? Well, both
men were leaving at Wrestlemania, Goldberg’s one year contract was up while
Lesnar had decided he wanted a career in Football.
You sold out
chants fill the arena, we are getting a lot of awkward staring from the two
behemoths. Goodbye chants from the crowd, Austin looks amused by all the
chants. More staring and awkwardness, Austin chants with raises a smile from
The Rattlesnake. Lock-up that goes on and on and on and on, break. Another
lock-up, another break. Side headlock by Lesnar, shoulder block does not faze
Goldberg. Goldberg’s shoulder block does not faze Lesnar, more trash-talking.
Both collide after shoulder blocks, Lesnar stomps Goldberg. Hard Irish whip by
Goldberg, military press slam by Goldberg. Spear is side-stepped by Lesnar,
Goldberg crashes into the ringpost.
Lesnar suplexes Goldberg for two, another
suplex by Lesnar. Standing crossface by Lesnar, Goldberg wriggles free but
Lesnar shoulder blocks Goldberg and re-applies the standing crossface. Goldberg
escapes but Lesnar nails a clothesline for two. Goldberg nails a series of
clotheslines, spinning neckbreaker by Goldberg. Spear by Goldberg for two,
Goldberg is in Austin’s face. F-5 by Lesnar, two for Lesnar. Lesnar misses a
Spear, Spear by Goldberg and a Jackhammer for the win. After the match, Austin
Stunners both men.
Destined to
fail, both men were leaving the company and they decided to do the bare minimum
in this match. Half of it was staring and lock-ups that went on forever.
Goldberg misses a Spear and sells his arm like always, Lesnar applies a
crossface for another five minutes and then hits his finish. The crowd crapped
on the match, the wrestlers involved did nothing to help change their minds. A
sad end to both men WWE’s careers but they would be back and thirteen years
later, they would appear at Wrestlemania being cheered by those in attendance.
Winner:
Goldberg over Brock Lesnar via Jackhammer!
(WWE Tag Team Championship Match) Rikishi & Scotty Too
Hotty © vs The APA vs The World’s Greatest Tag Team vs The Basham Brothers
Same as the
Raw match with everyone on the card for the sake of being nice and giving them
a good pay day. Sudden death rules so first pin-fall or submission ends the
match. Benjamin jumps Bradshaw, big boot and clubbing blows by Bradshaw. Shoulder
block by Bradshaw, elbow for two. Doug blind tags in off Bradshaw, inverted
atomic drop by Doug. Tag to Danny, back suplex for two. Haas cheap shots Danny,
tag to Haas.
Jawbreaker
by Danny, Scotty blind tags into the match. Side headlock by Scotty, shoulder
block by Scotty. Back suplex by Scotty, kip-up and moonwalk by Scotty. Haas
throws Scotty to the apron, Scotty tries skinning the cat but Benjamin comes in
for a slingshot on Scotty. Bearhug by Haas, blind tag by Doug. Doug boots
Scotty for two, double suplex by The Basham Brothers. Scotty enzuigiris Doug
but Danny tags in, scoop slam by Danny is blocked and Scotty tags in Rikishi.
Right hands and DDTs all around, Rikishi bumps off Benjamin. Stinkface to Haas,
Doug and Bradsahw brawl. Bradshaw Last Calls Doug onto everyone on the floor,
Clothesline From Hell on Danny. Rikishi Samoan drops Bradshaw and Rikishi drops
his big ass on Danny to retain the championships.
On par with
The Raw match, little substance to the match as everyone had little time to
make an impact. Faarooq barely featured too which was a little odd I thought
but yes, it was ok. Nothing memorable, nothing that I am going to remember five
minutes from now. Just a match on this card which is way too long, you could
have axed a lot of these matches.
Winners:
Rikishi & Scotty Too Hotty over Everyone Else via Hip Drop!
(WWE Women’s Championship Match) Victoria © vs Molly Holly
Before the
match, we have Jesse Ventura interview Donald Trump. This is relevant now so I
shall cover it because I can. There is also an Edge promo, Edge has been out of
action since No Way Out 2003, it will be nice to see Edge back in action.
Anyways, Molly fought tooth and nail to just have a women’s championship match
on this card. Molly was prepared to lose her hair to get a spot on the card,
the respect I have for this woman is unmeasurable. A saint in a business full
of backstabbers and politicians. So, if Molly loses, she loses her hair.
Lock-up,
knee by Molly. Knee in the corner by Molly, illegal choke by Molly.
Arm-wringer, Victoria kips-up for a roll-up. Two for Victoria, Molly powders.
Victoria misses a baseball slide, hard clothesline by Molly. Two for Molly,
snap suplex for two. Molly keeps Victoria down with elbows, low dropkick by
Molly for two. Reverse chinlock by Molly, Victoria breaks free only for Molly
to drag her down to the mat. Jacknife cover by Victoria for two, right hands by
Victoria. Powerslam for Victoria for two, Molly hurls Victoria into the bottom
rope.
Victoria
meets Molly on the top rope, sunset flip powerbomb by Molly for two. Molly
looks for The Widow’s Peak and Victoria counters her own move. Victoria retains
her championship, Molly looks on in shock and tries to escape. They tease that
Victoria might lose her hair but Molly ends up getting what she deserves, the
stipulation is fulfilled.
It was ok,
they weren’t giving a lot of time as was the tradition with the divas at this
point. What I will say is fair play to Molly for agreeing to lose her hair just
to appear at Wrestlemania. I also believe that Victoria could have been a great
counter to the new bitchy and heel Trish Stratus but they never went all the
way with Victoria, preferring to go with Lita vs Trish.
Winner:
Victoria over Molly Holly via Backslide!
(WWE Championship Match) Eddie Guerrero © vs Kurt Angle
The irony of
Kurt Angle calling Eddie a drug addict, this feud began over morals. Angle was
not happy with Eddie being champion, Eddie was a disgrace so Angle took
exception to Latino Heat and Angle wished to defeat Eddie to restore honour and
glory to the WWE Championship and Smackdown Brand. That’s a very juicy
storyline and I am hooked even before I think about that this is a match
between two of the very best wrestlers in the company at the time, this could
steal the show.
Lock-up,
clean break from Angle. Hammerlock and front chancery from Angle, Eddie takes
down Angle. Angle grabs a headlock on the ground, stand-off from the two as
Eddie breaks free. Angle takes the back, standing switch from Eddie. Headlock
from Angle, side headlock from Eddie. Shoulder block by Angle, another lock-up.
Eddie takes down Angle, side headlock from Eddie. Shoulder blocks from Eddie,
Angle powders to the floor. Firemen’s carry from Eddie, front chancery from
Angle. Eddie counters with a back body drop, series of armdrags before slapping
on an armbar.
Top
wristlock from Eddie, Angle escapes and knees Eddie in the ribs. Abodinal
stretch by Angle, Eddie wriggles free for The Three Amigos. Angle blocks for
German suplexes, Angle and Eddie are on the apron. Angle tries a German suplex
from the apron, Eddie shakes off Angle. Baseball slide by Eddie, Eddie misses a
crossbody from the top. Eddie lands on the barricade, two for Angle in the
ring. Backbreaker by Angle for two, shoulder thrusts in the corner by The
Olympic Hero. Snapmare into the bodyscissors, Angle is working the ribs of the
champion. Eddie breaks free to eat a stungun from Angle, two for the
challenger.
Belly to
belly suplex by Angle, make it two. Eddie kicks out but the pain is etched on
his face. Bodyscissors by Angle, Eddie is thrown across the ring again as Angle
is getting frustrated. Eddie is placed on the top rope, Eddie shoves off Angle
but Eddie eats canvas as Angle dodges The Frog Splash. Right hands by Angle,
stomps by the challenger. Angle looks down at Eddie, right hands deck Latino
Heat. Eddie shows fighting spirit, taking Angle’s punches and asking for more.
Right hands by Eddie, Angle misses a corner splash. Back suplex by Eddie for
two, Angle blocks a suplex for more German suplexes.
Eddie counters for a roll through, two for
Eddie. Eddie counters an Angle Slam for an armdrag, headscissors takedown by
Eddie. Three Amigos by Eddie, Angle sweeps Eddie’s leg for an Ankle Lock. Eddie
kicks off Angle, dropkick by Eddie. Eddie climbs to the top rope, Angle runs up
for a belly to belly suplex, two for Angle. The straps are down, Angle applies
The Ankle Lock. Eddie rolls through for two, German suplex by Angle. Angle Slam
is countered for a beautiful DDT, Frog Splash by Eddie for two and a half.
Eddie picks up Angle, Angle was playing possum for an Ankle Lock. Eddie kicks
off Angle to the floor, Eddie unties his boot, leaving it very loose. Angle
sees Eddie holding his ankle, Ankle Lock but Eddie’s foot comes off and Eddie
rolls-up Angle.
A great
match from Eddie and Angle, I thought the story going into the match was quite
dramatic and gripping, Angle thought he was morally in the right while Eddie
was everything wrong with being a champion. Angle and Eddie start out mat
wrestling with some fun stuff, Angle is frustrated by Eddie holding his own
which leads to Angle taking shortcuts and busting Eddie’s ribs. Eddie gets
sympathy as the beating continues until Latino Heat turns the tide, Angle
shoots for The Ankle and just when you think Angle has Eddie’s number, Eddie
outsmarts Angle, cheating in the process and defeating Angle, it was a fun
match, the finish was clever for Eddie’s character and the story as Angle had
complained Eddie was a cheater and Eddie cheated to win.
Winner:
Eddie Guerrero over Kurt Angle via Roll-up!
Undertaker W/ Paul Bearer vs Kane
Kane had
buried Undertaker alive at Survivor Series, Undertaker had haunted Kane ever
since with mind games. With the gong and the effects, the fans were happy to
see the return of a more sinister Deadman character as opposed to American
Badass Undertaker. Paul Bearer is back with druids carrying torches, you knew
something different was in the air and this was a big return for Undertaker.
Paul Bearer raises the urn to the sky and the gong sounds off, the crowd
explodes in anticipation. A modern take on the original character, The Deadman
himself appears like Clint Eastwood in a spaghetti western film, hat and trench-coat
on with a look on his face that would kill a weaker man.
Kane looks
at his big brother in shock, you cannot be real mutters The Big Red Machine.
Kane touches Taker, Taker annihilates Kane with rights and lefts, Kane powders
to the floor. Kane catches Taker with a right hand on the floor, Taker Irish
whips Kane into the ring apron. Apron leg drop by Taker, hard Irish whip by The
Deadman. Corner clotheslines by Taker, Last Ride attempt by Taker is blocked by
Kane. Big boot by Kane, Kane chokes and hammers Taker. Sidewalk slam by Kane,
Kane climbs to the top rope. Diving clothesline by Kane, two for The Big Red
Machine.
Taker fires
back at Kane, huge right hands. Hard Irish whip by Kane, big boot by Taker and
a nice leg drop. Kane counters Old School for a Chokeslam, Taker says no and
both men choke one another. Taker eats elbows, Chokeslam by Kane. Kane laughs,
Taker sits up to the shock of Kane. Right hands by Taker, leaping clothesline.
Chokeslam by Taker, Taker calls for the end and Taker lays out his baby brother
with a Tombstone Piledriver. Revenge has been served.
Not crazy
about this match, it was rather slow and boring. However, the entrance, the appearance
of Paul Bearer and a return to The Deadman persona for The Undertaker earn this
match a huge thumbs up for me. Taker would maintain this gimmick until his
retirement, great to see the fans happy to see The Undertaker and a pay-off to
the angle.
Winner: The
Undertaker over Kane via Tombstone Piledriver!
(WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match) Triple H © vs
Shawn Michaels vs Chris Benoit
With Triple
H and Shawn Michaels battling it out to a draw at Royal Rumble, Chris Benoit
won The Royal Rumble and changed his allegiance to the Raw brand. Benoit
challenged Triple H, this did not set well with HBK. Michaels wanted to be in
the match as Triple H did not beat Michaels, Michaels believed he deserved that
rematch. So, the triple threat match was made, Benoit worked his whole life for
this moment, will the fairytale come true?
Benoit and
Michaels want to murder Triple H, they fight for the right to beat up Triple H.
Benoit and Michaels chop one another hard, Triple H is bumped to the floor.
Michaels takes down Benoit, Benoit bridges out of a jacknife pin for a
backslide, Michaels avoids The Crossface with a cradle, two for Michaels.
Northern lights suplex by Benoit for two, Triple H clotheslines Michaels.
Benoit chops Triple H, Michaels sidesteps Benoit as The Crippler falls to the
floor. Back body drop by Michaels on Triple H, chops in the corner. Triple H
explodes out of the corner with a clothesline, Triple H turns his attention to
Benoit on the floor. Benoit is rammed into the ring apron, Michaels baseball
slides both Triple H & Benoit. Michaels moonsaults onto Triple H &
Benoit.
In the ring,
Triple H facebusters Michaels. Benoit saves Michaels from a Pedigree, Benoit
hurls Michaels into the ringpost. Snap suplex by Benoit on The Game, Triple H
whips Benoit into the turnbuckle. Triple H props Benoit on the top rope before
placing The Rabid Wolverine in the tree of woe. Triple H whips Michaels into
Benoit for a two count. Michaels
reverses an Irish whip and sends Triple H into Benoit, roll-up by Michaels for
two. Flying forearm by Michaels, kip-up but Benoit clotheslines Michaels to the
floor. German suplex by Benoit, Triple H tries blocking the suplex but it does
not work, tenacious is Benoit. Three German suplexes, Benoit gets crotched on
the top rope.
Triple H
dodges Sweet Chin Music and scores with a DDT, Triple H and Benoit battle on
the top rope. Superplex by Triple H for two, Benoit counters The Pedigree for
The Crossface, Triple H is caught but Michaels saves Triple H. Michaels gets
too cute trying to German suplex Benoit, Benoit teaches Michaels how to German
suplex. Diving Headbutt by Benoit, Michaels kicks out. Flying forearm by
Michaels, Benoit falls to the floor. Kip-up inverted atomic drop on Triple H.
Scoop slam and Michaels climbs high for The Elbow Drop, Michaels connects to
the black heart of The Game. Sweet Chin Music by Michaels, Benoit drags out
Triple H to save the match.
Chops by
Michaels, Benoit reverses Michaels for a Michaels flip out of the corner.
Catapult by Benoit into the ringpost, Michaels is a bloody mess. Benoit brings
down Michaels, looking for the Crossface. Benoit slaps it on, Triple H holds
onto Michaels’ hand and prevents the tap. Triple H Irish whips Benoit into the
steel steps, Triple H clears away the announce table. Benoit has Triple H on
the table, Benoit looks for a German suplex. Benoit and Triple H brawl until
Michaels is on the table too. Michaels and Triple H combine to double suplex
Benoit through the table. Michaels wants Triple H in the ring now that Benoit
is out of the equation.
Triple H
batters Michaels in the corner, Michaels turns the tide with chops of his own.
Triple H tumbles to the floor, Michaels sends Triple H into the ringpost.
Pedigree by Triple H, both men are down. Triple H crawls and drapes an arm over
before Benoit makes the save. Chops by Benoit, Triple H attempts The Pedigree.
Benoit counters for a Sharpshooter, Triple H struggles towards the ropes.
Benoit drags back The Game, Sweet Chin Music by Michaels on Benoit. Michaels
covers Benoit, Benoit kicks out at two. Michaels calls for another Sweet Chin
Music, Benoit elevates Michaels to the floor. Triple H calls for The Pedigree,
Benoit counters for The Crippler Crossface. Triple H cannot reach the ropes,
Triple H is inches away but the champion fades. Triple H tries one more roll
but Benoit does not let go, Triple H taps and Benoit is your new champion.
Benoit celebrates with Eddie Guerrero, his best friend in one of the most
emotional moments in wrestling history.
An excellent
match, quite possibly the best triple threat match I have ever seen. So much
drama, so much excitement, great wrestling all around. You have Benoit and
Michaels wanting to destroy Triple H, they come to blows, Triple H is the
opportunist sneaking in to try and retain his championship. Some fantastic
spots with the sharpshooter, the double suplex through the announce table and
The Crossface with Benoit at the end of the match. It was perfect, the crowd
were all in on Benoit, the match was designed to have you all in on Benoit, I
loved Michaels playing babyface but walking the line with stealing the German
suplexes and superkicking the crowd’s favourite. A fitting end to Wrestlemania
and two best friends celebrating in the ring, crying tears of joy as they were
both on top of the wrestling world. Benoit may have blackened his name and tarnished
his legacy but on this night, there was not one fan in that audience who was
not chanting his name.
Winner:
Chris Benoit over Triple H & Shawn Michaels via Crippler Crossface!
That was
Wrestlemania XX, a good Wrestlemania by my standards. There were dull moments,
I thought Cena vs Show could have been handled better and there was what felt
like nothing matches in the middle of the card. The tag team title matches were
nothing much, just a way of getting everyone on the card while the first women’s
match was a joke while the second may have received less time overall I am not
sure. And you cannot forget the awkward encounter of Lesnar vs Goldberg, the
less said about that, the better.
A lot of
good though, Evolution vs Foley & Rock was a lot of fun even I think the
crowd was quiet for parts of the match. Christian vs Jericho was heated with a
clever twist at the end that would provide more for everyone involved, Guerrero
vs Angle was great from a wrestling point of view with a finish that played
perfectly into the narrative being portrayed on television while the main event
was all around dram and excitement, edge of your seat stuff as the crowd willed
on Benoit to his championship win. I would rank this on par with Wrestlemania
XIX, both had their ups and downs but there were a lot of memorable moments on
this card that sadly, is not mention often due to the circumstances around
Benoit’s death.
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