Hello and
welcome to another edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews! Where are we? Oh,
it’s WCW time once again as we get to see a once proud company self-destruct
before our very eyes, Superbrawl 9 has the potential to be an entertaining
affair like most pay per views with matches the fans want to see. Trouble is
that WCW has a niche for screwing up the simplest of concepts and ideas so will
this show be a hit or will WCW strike out again? Let’s rock!
Opening Promo
Torrie
Wilson is on my screen, that is not a bad thing but what does this have to do
with this pay per view? She sleeps with a stun gun? Anyways, she is going to
Superbrawl. Interesting enough promo with rotating WCW champions and footage of
top stars in action. New tag team champions will be decided tonight, Schiavone
runs down the big matches on the card. We have a recap of the feud between Curt
Hennig & Barry Windham vs Chris Benoit & Dean Malenko.
Disco Inferno vs Booker T
Disco had
joined The Wolfpac as the lackey of Scott Hall, Disco had interfered in Hall’s
match against Goldberg and now, Disco battles Booker T. Match begins with both
men posing in the corners, Booker hypes the crowd. Lock-up, side headlock by
Disco, hiptoss by Booker. Side headlock by Booker, Booker boots Disco in the
head, forearm shots by Booker. Disco ducks a clothesline and scores with a
swinging neckbreaker. Top wristlock by Booker into a hammerlock, elbow escape
by Disco before Booker smashes Disco with a sidewalk slam. However, Disco kicks
off Booker and lands a hiptoss.
Disco poses
and Booker clotheslines Disco, back body drop by Booker. Chops by Booker and a
forearm smash. Flying forearm by Booker for two, Disco comes back into the
match with clubbing blows and a sleeper. Booker fights back, kick to the face
but Disco catches Booker with a clothesline to the floor. Booker is rammed into
the guard rail, Disco poses some more. Scoop slam, middle rope elbow by Disco.
Eye poke by Disco, Booker says screw that and lands a huge spinning heel kick.
Scissors Kick by Booker, Disco rebounds with a Manhattan drop. Disco attempts a
middle rope axe handle but Booker drills Disco with a spinebuster.
Disco is
Irish whipped off the ropes, Disco holds on and clotheslines Booker.
Chartbuster is blocked, back suplex by Booker. Spinaroonie, Harlem Sidekick by
Booker and Booker calls for the end of the match. Disco crotches Booker, Disco
poses and Booker pushes off Disco. Harlem Hangover and Booker T wins the match.
That was a
great opening match, I could not believe how hot this crowd was for this match.
They reacted to every little moment and move in the match. Booker and Disco
worked a fine match but the crowd made this at least a hundred times better.
Disco was a fun heel for this match, I was shocked by how much the fans loved
this match. This pay per view is off to a good start, where were these fans for
the last few months?
Winner:
Booker T over Disco Inferno via Harlem Hangover!
Chris Jericho W/ Ralphus & Scott Dickinson vs Perry
Saturn
Return match
from Souled Out, Dickinson screwed over Saturn with his crooked refereeing.
Saturn is wearing eyeliner as part of his new persona and Dickinson is once
again the referee for this match. Jericho grabs the microphone and calls Saturn
ridiculous in his dress attire. Saturn clotheslines Jericho twice, back body
drop with Jericho powdering to the floor. Apron clothesline by Saturn, Irish
whip into the guard rail. Saturn dives into the crowd, brawling ensues with the
fans loving every second of it. Saturn eats the guard rail after Jericho
reverses an Irish whip, Jericho tosses Saturn into the ring.
Jericho
blocks a dragon suplex but not an exploder suplex. Headbutts by Saturn and a
t-bone suplex. Saturn catapults Jericho to the floor, plancha by Saturn. Saturn
shoves Ralphus into the ring, Saturn rips the dress off Ralphus, Jericho
dropkicks Saturn from behind. Suplex by Jericho, followed by a cocky pin.
Saturn stops Jericho with a drop toehold before Jericho eye pokes Saturn,
thrustkick by Jericho to the outside. Scoop slam by Jericho, Jericho misses a
twisting splash. Superkick by Saturn, scoop slam and Saturn delivers a splash.
Jericho misses a corner clothesline, right hands by Saturn.
Ten punches
in the corner by Saturn, Jericho counters for The Liontamer. Saturn rolls
through for a pin, two for Saturn. German suplex by Jericho, Jericho climbs to
the top rope and knocks back Saturn. Crossbody by Jericho but Saturn rolls over
for The Rings of Saturn. Jericho places a foot on the ropes to escape, Falcon’s
Arrow by Saturn. Saturn misses a springboard moonsault, Lionsault by Jericho
for two. Jericho eats a massive Death Valley Driver, the referee eats a Death
Valley Driver too. Saturn walks away and it looks like this match is over with
Jericho winning by disqualification.
Like the
first match, the action was good and it warranted a reaction from the hungry
fans in this arena. I cannot think of a whole lot else to say about this match,
the ending was a shame because both men deserved to be moving onto bigger
things during 1998 and it is sad to see that by 1999, it looks like these two
are going nowhere fast.
Winner:
Chris Jericho over Perry Saturn via DQ!
(WCW Cruiserweight Championship Match) Billy Kidman © vs
Chavo Guerrero
Having been
booked as a terrible babyface, Chavo has turned heel and looks to become
champion. Chavo avoids Kidman in the beginning, taking control through cheap
tricks and eye pokes. Kidman has none of it, gaining control through dropkicks
and hiptosses, the match changes as Chavo pulls Kidman into the guard rail from
the apron. Reverse chinlock by Chavo, Kidman fires up and Chavo stops Kidman’s
momentum with an elbow. Tope con hilo by Chavo, Chavo boots Kidman in the face.
Crossbody by Kidman for two, Chavo stops Kidman again with a tilt-a-whirl
backbreaker.
Kidman
blocks a powerbomb with a back body drop, Chavo regains control with a back
suplex. Kidman blocks a crossbody with a dropkick to the ribs. Weird looking
bulldog pin by Kidman for two, Chavo drop toeholds Kidman into the middle
turnbuckle. Chavo scores with a top rope hurricanrana for two, Kidman recovers
for a spinebuster and two. Kidman is crotched on the top rope, Chavo looks for
a tower of London DDT for two. Chavo tries for a powerbomb which of course,
Kidman counters for a facebuster. Shooting Star Press and Kidman retains his
championship.
That was a
fast match, it felt so choppy in parts like it was edited together as they had
little time to tell any sort of story. As a result, the match leaves no impact
on me, it is simply there. It was a match and we can move on which is a shame
because they have a pretty boy babyface in Kidman who has been booked well as
the top star of his division. Unfortunately, Kidman does not have a lot of
opponents to go through, hoping for something new to help Kidman take this
reign to the next level.
Winner:
Billy Kidman over Chavo Guerrero via Shooting Star Press!
(WCW Tag Team Championship Match) Chris Benoit & Dean Malenko
vs Curt Hennig & Barry Windham
I cannot
decide if I love Windham’s look or loathe it, all denim but he pulls it off….
Kinda. Anyways, this is the battle of The Four Horseman, two current members in
Benoit & Malenko vs two former members. The finals of the tag team
tournament, Windham and Hennig have won the first match in the series. If
Benoit & Malenko wish to win the championships, they have to beat Windham
& Hennig twice. Windham & Malenko begin, Windham is trying to wear down
Malenko by sliding in and out of the ring.
Hennig and Benoit tag into the match, lock-up with Hennig pushing back
Benoit. Benoit chops down Hennig, test of strength with Benoit out-wrestling
Hennig.
Hennig looks
for a break, elbows by Hennig. Couple of slaps before Benoit backs Hennig into
the corner, huge chop by Benoit. Windham is legal, knees and chops by Windham.
Chops by Benoit, back elbow by Benoit. Tag to Malenko, calf kick by Malenko.
Hennig interferes to allow Windham to take control, suplex for two. Tag to Hennig,
double clothesline for two. Jacknife cover by Malenko for two, Hennig backs
Malenko into the corner. Windham chokes Malenko behind the referee’s back.
Chops by Benoit, hard Irish whip by Benoit. Backbreaker by Benoit for two,
Windham saves Hennig. Snap suplex by Benoit for two, tag to Malenko who stomps
Hennig.
Back suplex
by Malenko for two, Windham gets involved once more. Tag to Benoit, double back
elbow. Clothesline by Benoit, cheap shot to Windham. Diving Headbutt by Benoit,
Windham attacks Benoit. Tag to Malenko, referee misses Malenko’s pin, Hennig
recovers to kick out. Malenko dropkicks Hennig to the apron, Hennig is slow to
re-enter the ring. Low blow by Hennig, referee messes up by turning his back
and seeing the low blow. We move along though to Windham receiving the tag.
Gutwrench suplex by Windham for two, Benoit is with the referee while Hennig
pummels Malenko. Chops and punches by Windham on the floor, cover for two. Tag
to Hennig, knees to the head by Hennig.
Malenko
escapes to tag Benoit, Hennig crumbles after huge headbutts by Benoit. Another
clothesline by Benoit, drop toehold by Benoit. Hennig musters up the strength
for an atomic drop, tag to Windham. Windham lands a superplex for two, Windham
hammers away on Benoit. Double suplex by Windham & Hennig, Benoit eats
knees to the head. Snap-over neckbreaker by Hennig for two, knee lift by
Hennig. Hennig rips at Benoit’s face, tag to Windham. Back suplex for two,
Malenko clubs Windham. Tag to Hennig, Hennig punishes Benoit with chops and
chokes. Benoit slides out of a scoop slam for a German suplex. Hot-tag to
Malenko, noggin knocker by Malenko.
Malenko
rolls through a sunset-flip for a Texas Cloverleaf, Hennig saves Windham.
Benoit has Hennig distracted and Malenko locks in The Texas Cloverleaf with
Windham tapping out so now, Malenko and Benoit need one more pin-fall or
submission to win the match. Second fall last thirty seconds as Windham &
Hennig win the match after Windham chokes out Malenko with his belt.
Well, that
was disappointing. The match started out slow with a patient build-up to a
Malenko hot-tag, it picks up in pace with Malenko taking the first fall after
The Texas Cloverleaf. I sit back and think to myself “Alright, this is going to
kick into high-gear now, let’s see that epic second fall and end to the story”.
Boy, did I look stupid as Windham choked out Malenko seconds later. That killed
the match for me, Malenko & Benoit come off as total geeks following the
first fall.
Winners:
Windham & Hennig over Benoit & Malenko via Leather Belt!
Konnan & Rey Mysterio vs The Outsiders
Hall &
Nash come out with Luger and Miss Elizabeth, Miss Elizabeth’s hair is on the
line in this match for The Wolfpac while if Konnan & Mysterio lose, Mysterio
will have to unmask. Lock-up, Hall shoves down Mysterio twice. Mysterio
armdrags Hall and mocks the big man, drop toehold by Mysterio. Hall boots
Mysterio in the ribs, Hall tries for a scoop slam but Mysterio slides out and
delivers a dropkick. Springboard leg drop by Mysterio, springboard senton and a
shot to Kevin Nash. Hall catches Mysterio mid-crossbody for the fallaway slam,
tag to Kevin Nash.
Toss around
the ring by Nash, Mysterio tries a sunset flip but Nash picks up Mysterio for a
throat toss. Hall is legal, Hall boots Mysterio like a toddler, Hall is
completely looking down upon Mysterio. Chest slap by Hall, corner clothesline by
Hall. Hall calls for the end, Outsider’s Edge backfires as Mysterio tags
Konnan. Konnan wallops Nash & Hall, Nash is on the floor after a
clothesline. Nash cheap shots Konnan after an Irish whip from Hall, clothesline
by Hall. Tag to Nash, elbows in the corner by Nash. Massive foot choke by Nash,
cheap shot by Hall as Nash distracts the referee. Another tag for Hall, Hall
and Nash put the boots to Konnan with the referee tied up with Mysterio.
Konnan fires
up in the corner, Hall collapses to the mat. Hall ducks the rolling clothesline
and we have double down with both men delivering a clothesline. Elizabeth takes
something off of Luger’s wrist, Mysterio gets the hot-tag. Springboard
dropkicks to Hall and Nash, Mysterio uses Nash as a springboard to nail Hall.
Bronco buster on Hall, Luger trips Konnan and runs Konnan into the steel steps.
Mysterio drops Nash with a corkscrew moonsault. Elizabeth is distracting the
referee, Hall drops Mysterio with an Outsider’s Edge. Hall places Nash on top
and Nash defeats Mysterio. Mysterio unmasks for a company that was not worth
it.
It was a
solid tag match, you have a lot of big personalities in this match that help
make the match watchable. As usual, Hall and Nash dominate the competition. Was
it right for Mysterio to unmask? Obviously not considering his greatest success
would come in the WWE as the masked hero of many young fans. It is sad to see,
this emotional moment went down but Hall & Nash are such comedic characters
in the way they handle themselves in the ring that this had little to no impact
on me whatsoever. I watched the match and went “Of course they did that”. Hall
and Nash treated Mysterio like a joke throughout and they do not end up being
wrong. Way to build sympathy for a babyface WCW, who would believe in Mysterio
after this match?
Winners:
Scott Hall & Kevin Nash over Konnan & Mysterio via Outsider’s Edge!
(WCW Television Championship Match) Scott Steiner © vs DDP
One of the
matches going into this pay per view that is quite heated and peaked my
interest, we have Big Poppa Pump taking on The Master of The Diamond Cutter.
Why? Steiner had been harassing Kimberley Page, Freakzilla made advances toward
the married woman and Steiner would not take no for an answer. This culminated
in Kimberley being thrown from a moving car and injuring her neck, DDP is out
for blood tonight. DDP storms to the ring as he should under the circumstances,
DDP chases Steiner and unloads with huge right hands. Steiner is not able to
run as DDP pummels Steiner, right hands and a clothesline deck Steiner.
Foot choke
from DDP, Steiner tackles DDP with both men trading huge forearm shots to one
another. Eye poke by Steiner, Irish whip into the corner. Steiner runs into a
boot, DDP is shoved to the apron by Steiner and Steiner pushes DDP into the
guard rail. DDP manages to hotshot Steiner and score with a flying clothesline,
Buff Bagwell is here to help Scott Steiner who is bleeding on the floor. DDP
calls for Bagwell and Steiner to enter the ring, Manhattan drops and a double
clothesline by the challenger. Bagwell cheap shots DDP which leads to a
clothesline by Steiner (How is that not a DQ with Bagwell blatantly interfering
in front of the referee?).
Bagwell
sends DDP into the guard rail, right hands by Bagwell. Clothesline and elbow
drop by Steiner for two, Steiner chokes DDP using the ropes. Bagwell chokes DDP
behind the referee’s back, foot choke by Steiner. Steiner places DDP in the
tree of woe, Steiner pulls the neck back of DDP. Steiner poses, right hands by
Steiner. Steiner chokes DDP with the bottom rope, more cheap shots from
Bagwell. DDP pulls himself up and smashes Steiner before Steiner ends DDP’s control
with a belly to belly suplex for two. Roll-up by DDP for two, Steiner jumps
down on DDP. Ribbreaker, Bagwell distracts the referee while Steiner nails DDP
with the chair. Bagwell exposes a top turnbuckle while DDP escapes a Steiner
Recliner.
The referee
ejects Bagwell, Steiner talks trash to the referee. DDP clotheslines Steiner to
the floor, plancha by DDP. Steiner reverses an Irish whip and sends DDP into
the steel steps, Steiner looks to finish DDP with a steel chair but the referee
takes away the chair. DDP clotheslines Steiner hard, DDP climbs to the top rope
but Steiner crotches DDP. Frankensteiner by Steiner for two, DDP counters an
Irish whip for a DDT. Steiner shoves off DDP who tries The Diamond Cutter, DDP
hits the exposed turnbuckles hard. Steiner powerslams DDP into the exposed
turnbuckles three times. Steiner Recliner and DDP passes out.
The build
was good, the match started out good with DDP like a mad man pursuing Steiner
but the excitement fizzled out as the match went on, Steiner could not wrestle
like he used to while DDP was not lighting the world on fire in WCW at this
point. I was surprised at how quiet the crowd was for the match, the finish was
at least clever with Bagwell setting up the finish minutes before it took place.
I hope the feud can continue to a satisfying conclusion with DDP beating
Steiner. So, not a great match but it is at least promising and has potential
to be something more with future pay per view matches.
Winner:
Scott Steiner over DDP via Steiner Recliner!
(WCW United States Championship Match) Roddy Piper © vs Scott
Hall W/ Disco Inferno
Roddy Piper defeated
Bret Hart for the championship thanks to Will Sasso on an episode of Nitro.
This is Hall’s second match of the night so it looks like Hall does not give a
damn about Piper nor fear him. Piper slaps Hall to begin the match, Piper
covers Hall’s head with his skirt before hammering away at Hall. Huge ear clap
and jabs from Piper, Piper slaps and kicks Hall to his feet. Swinging
neckbreaker by Piper for one, Hall applies a top wristlock. Piper pulls down
Hall by the hair, Piper decks Disco. Atomic drop by Piper, Manhattan drop by
Piper. Hall pokes Piper but Piper pokes back Hall.
Hall pulls Piper into the middle rope, Hall
clubs Piper. Right hand by Hall, Piper asks for more from Hall. Piper battles
back, blatant low blow in front of the referee, low blow by Hall and absolutely
no disqualifications whatsoever. Hall places Piper in the tree of woe, Hall
stomps on the champion. Disco chokes Piper as Hall deals with the referee,
Piper unhooks himself from the corner. Abdominal stretch by Hall who uses Disco
for leverage, Piper hiptosses out of the hold but misses an elbow drop. Hall
props Piper on the top rope, Piper shoves back Hall for a Sleeper!
Hall edges his
way towards the ropes, Disco is in the ring. Piper pummels Disco over and over,
Nash enters the ring but Piper knocks back Nash. Hall drops Piper and uses the
ropes for leverage, Hall is your new United States Champion.
What a crock
of shit, you cannot call that a match. Low blows and interference galore but no
DQ? Are you kidding me? This show has gone off a cliff after those first two
matches, Hall hits Piper with a clothesline in the back which is enough to keep
Piper down after Hall uses the ropes for leverage? Some champion Piper was,
this was just poor garbage.
Winner:
Scott Hall over Roddy Piper via roll-up!
Bam Bam Bigelow vs Goldberg
WCW’s
renegade competitor Bigelow finally has an opportunity at Goldberg. Bigelow
came in for this one moment, to face Goldberg and defeat Goldberg. That ECW run
led to this so Bigelow should be thanking Paul Heyman for his next few years of
employment. Goldberg continued to be over despite the Starrcade Sabotage. They
had been teasing this match since World War 3 in November, it is show-time.
Lock-up and
stalemate with the two awkwardly yelling at one another. Lock-up with Bigelow
shoulder blocking Goldberg. Goldberg is up quick with a huge powerslam, Bigelow
powders to the floor. Right hands by Goldberg, shoulder block. Firemen’s carry
into a cross armbreaker, Bigelow reaches the ropes. Dropkick by Goldberg and
clothesline, Bigelow is on the floor. Bigelow drags out Goldberg, elbow to the
balls (No DQ referee? For the love of fuck, enforce the damn rules!). Bigelow
works the leg before slamming Goldberg’s head off the steel steps. Ankle hold
by Bigelow, reverse chinlock by Bigelow to keep down Goldberg.
Goldberg
elbows Bigelow before Bigelow takes down the leg. Another chinlock, Goldberg
counters for a back suplex. Scoop slam by Bigelow, diving headbutt by Bigelow
for two. Bigelow was looking for a moonsault, Bigelow is pulled off the
turnbuckle by Goldberg. Goldberg looks for The Spear, Bigelow powders smartly.
Bigelow hotshots Goldberg and Irish whips Goldberg, Goldberg ducks the
clothesline for The Spear. Goldberg Spears Bigelow again and with one Jackhammer,
it is all over.
The crowd
popped big for the finish, it is clear that Goldberg is the most popular man in
the company. Bigelow did fine in his role but I do not think anybody believed
in Bigelow as a main eventer. So, it was hard to get invested in Bigelow as the
next man to face Goldberg. What they accomplished in this match could have been
done in two minutes, we would not have missed anything.
Winner:
Goldberg over Bam Bam Bigelow via Jackhammer!
(WCW World Heavyweight Championship Match) Ric Flair vs Hulk
Hogan ©
Hogan is
your champion, having defeated Kevin Nash on Nitro in a match dubbed “The
Fingerpoke of Doom” Match. Flair has been at war with The NWO since 1996, Flair
had defeated Bischoff for control of WCW and vowed to end The NWO. Hogan and The
Wolfpac had whipped Flair’s son David at Souled Out after an atrocious tag team
match, Flair has stated that this match is for his son David. Quite the
gripping story with all that backstory but Flair vs Hogan was the match people
wanted in 1992, not 1999.
Side
headlock and shoulder block by Hogan, make it double. Jesus, you would swear
Flair is the heel. Side headlock and hammerlock by Flair, chop by Flair. Hogan
knees Flair in the corner, right hands by Hogan. Back body drop by Hogan,
corner clothesline. Hogan gets two, right hands and chops in the corner. Flair
turns the tide and chops Hogan, snapmare and a knee drop by Flair. Irish whip
into the corner by Flair but Hogan explodes out of the corner with a
clothesline. Flair Flip to the floor, Hogan smacks Flair’s head off the guard
rail. Chair shot by Hogan (You are joking me at this stage), Flair is bleeding.
Hogan bites
the head of Flair, suplex on the floor by Hogan. Hogan and Flair pummel one
another, Flair begs for more. Chops by Flair, right hand by Hogan decks Flair.
Hogan whips Flair with his belt, Flair comes back for more weathering the
storm. Hogan spits on Flair, chops by Flair. Eye poke and low blows by Flair,
Flair takes the belt and whips Hogan. Right hands using the belt by Flair, Hogan
is bleeding. Ten punches and biting by Flair, Torrie Wilson is coming down to
ringside. Torrie slaps Flair, Flair back suplexes Hogan. Flair suplexes Hogan,
cover for two. Hogan bridges up with Flair crushing the referee.
Hogan elbows
the referee, big boot by Hogan. Flair avoids The Leg Drop, a masked man is
coming down to ringside. Figure Four by Flair, the masked man stuns Flair with
the taser. Hogan covers Flair for the win and the masked man unmasks to reveal
that it is David Flair.
Well, that
makes no sense but hey, it is WCW so what did you expect? David Flair joins The
NWO after The NWO beat the piss out of the boy at the last pay per view. Hogan
is still champion, Goldberg is in the mid-card despite being the number one
babyface, Benoit and DDP are losing matches that they should win, this pay per
view and company is a lot of bollocks.
Winner:
Hulk Hogan over Ric Flair via Stun Gun!
That was WCW’s
Superbrawl of 1999, a show which perfectly fits the WWE narrative of WCW. The
company had potential, they had lots of talent but they were not given the
chance. It’s the same thing we have seen for two years at this point, The NWO
crushes everyone and nobody gets over because of it. I was shocked at how
lively the crowd were for the at first match. After Jericho vs Saturn, the show
went on a steady stream of stupid matches and finishes. Match after match, the
quality got worse and I cared less about the wrestlers in the ring. Then, that
ending came on my screen with David Flair turning on his father. David Flair
who had been beaten to a pulp by The NWO a month earlier, was now joining the villainous
faction because.. fuck it reasons. This show was awful, do not watch it only if
you are a nerd like myself. Thanks for reading and remember: There’s always another
night!
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