Hello and
welcome to another hard-hitting edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the
only wrestling review series on the internet that is losing money faster than
WhatCulture Pro Wrestling! WCW and 1999 were going together like shit on a
sandwich. Basically, it was horrible, tough to swallow and not very satisfying.
Glimmers of hope here and there but a mind-boggling heel turn for Ric Flair,
David Flair in The NWO and Goldberg being nowhere near the centrepiece left
most fans angered, confused and wanting change. The powers that be had no
intention of changing and things were going to get even more confusing as we
cover WCW’s Spring Stampede 1999, let’s rock!
Opening Promo
Four Corners
Match for the championship, Sting is back, DDP is in the main event, Ric Flair
and Hogan battle it out again. Goldberg vs Nash, Goldberg’s revenge for the
bullshit of Starrcade. I actually liked this promo which is more than I can say
for many of the packages that were put together by this company.
Blitzkreig vs Juventud Guerrera
Babyface
Juventud is back after months of inactivity on pay per view. Lock-up,
hammerlock by Blitzkreig, Juventud reverses the hold. Drop toehold by Juventud,
roll-up for two. Blitzkreig grabs the leg, Juventud counters for a roll-up. Two
count, side headlock by Blitzkreig. Nice theatrics until Blitzkreig mauls
Juventud with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, two for Blitzkreig. Chops by
Juventud, headscissors takedown. Handspring elbow in the corner by Blitzkreig,
stomps by Blitzkreig. Ten punches by Blitzkreig, Juventud is elevated to the
apron.
Juventud
rams Blitzkreig’s head into the turnbuckle, springboard dropkick by Juvi.
Bliztkreig eats a tope suicida from Juvi, brainbuster from Juvi. Two for Juvi,
Romero special from Juventud. Blitzkreig escapes out of a suplex, kick to the
head. Dropkick by Blitzkreig, Juvi spills to the floor. Bliztkreig eats a
dropkick as Juvi blocks the crossbody, both men lay down on the floor. Chop by
Juvi, arm drag by Blitzkreig. Springboard moonsault by Blitzkreig, Juvi blocks
a powerbomb, Blitzkreig escapes The Juvi Driver. Juvi wriggles free from a
reverse suplex for a final cut, two for Juvi. Bad botch in the corner, a
reverse suplex goes to hell, Blitzkreig misses a Phoenix Splash. Juvi’s Driver
is reversed into a small package for two.
Reverse
sunset flip powerbomb move from the top rope by Blitzkreig for two. Juvi is
placed on the top rope, Top Rope Juvi Driver, Blitzkreig has been spiked on his
head and Juventud Guerrera walks away with the win in this match.
A good
opening match, both men tried hard. Little selling but a lot of high-impact
moves that draw oohs and awws from those in attendance. Blitzkreig had a lot of
nice manoeuvres in his arsenal, Juvi looks to have regained some steam. That
finisher was so dangerous though, Juventud is not considered the safest worker
in the business, think of what he done to Jerry Lynn in TNA. So, for Blitzkreig
to trust him for a Juvi Driver off the top rope, just wow. Great finish to an
entertaining contest, we are off to a good start.
Winner:
Juventud Guerrera over Blitzkreig via Super Juvi Driver!
Hak W/ Chastity vs Bam Bam Bigelow
Who is Mr.
Hardcore? Hak and Bigelow are going to duke it out in you weapon match for this
evening. Hopefully, it tops the piss poor match we had featuring these two and
Raven at the last pay per view. The match starts at the ramp, Hak beats down
Bigelow and swantons through a table onto Bigelow. Bigelow is up first (Of
course), Bigelow rams Hak into the cart full of weapons. Crutch across the back
by Bigelow, Hak sets up a table between the guard rail and the ring apron after
a DDT on Bigelow. Hak re-enters the ring and Bigelow waffles Hak with cooking
trays. Broom to the ribs by Bigelow, Hak blocks a suplex but botches his
suplex. Hak clutches his knee before pulling out a ladder.
Bigelow
stomps Hak, Hak dropkicks the ladder onto Bigelow. Bigelow is under the ladder,
swanton onto Bigelow and the ladder. Bulldog on the ladder, another table and a
guard rail from under the ring. Trash can to the head by Hak, Chastity has the
table set up on the guard rail. Hak climbs the ladder and Bigelow tips Hak
through the table (It looked so horribly planned and fake). Hak is Irish
whipped into the ladder, Hak drills Bigelow with the crutch. Bigelow is placed
on the safety rail, Hak looks for a leg drop.
Bigelow
dodges and Hak crotches himself, Bigelow has the guard rail. Chastity has the
fire extinguisher, Bigelow sprays the bejesus out of Chastity. Hak wallops
Bigelow with the kendo stick twice, Russian legsweep with the cane. Hak has
Bigelow on the top rope, Bigelow counters for a Greetings From Asbury Park from
the top rope through the table and the win.
So, these
two went from ECW to WCW to do the same kind of match? Well, at least they were
making decent money in WCW. To be fair, it was entertaining at parts, a lot of
it was weapon shot after weapon shot while moving to the next spot. The finish
was another scary bump from the top rope, I hope it is not the theme for the
night. Anyways, this was entertaining for what it was.
Winner: Bam
Bam Bigelow over Hak via Greetings From Asbury Park!
Mikey Whipwreck vs Scotty Riggs
Well, I
guess every WCW pay per view from now on is going to feature a lower card
wrestler on them. We have had Jerry Flynn, Mike Enos and now Scotty Riggs is
here. Riggs is a cocky stripper so an updated version of his American Males
character. Whipwreck is in from ECW, Riggs plays cocky before Whipwreck starts
clotheslining and kicking Riggs. Dropkick by Whipwreck, Riggs tumbles to the
floor. Whipwreck leg drops Riggs on the apron, Riggs is all over the place.
Baseball slide by Whipwreck, slingshot hurricanrana by Whipwreck. Whipwreck
gets caught as Riggs bumps Whipwreck off the ring apron and to the floor.
Double axe handle
by Riggs, more gyrating by sexy man Riggs. One finger pin for two, dropkick by
Riggs. Reverse chinlock by Riggs, high knee in the corner by Riggs. Boot by
Whipwreck, missile dropkick by Whipwreck for two. Russian legsweep for two,
both men duck clotheslines. Flying forerarm by Riggs and the match is over.
What was
that finish? A flying forearm? Out of nothing? Get out of here with that poorly
established crap. DUD
Winner:
Scotty Riggs over Mikey Whipwreck via Flying Forearm!
Konnan vs Disco Inferno
Konnan
continues to feud with NWO Wolfpac members, Disco is next on Konnan’s list due
to Disco mocking Konnan’s music success. Disco jumps and stomps Konnan, rolling
clothesline by Disco. Disco climbs to the top, Konnan tells Disco to suck it.
Bulldog by Konnan, ten punches by Konnan. Elbow by Disco, Disco clubs Konnan.
Konnan nails an armdrag on Disco but Disco takes control with an elbow.
Snapmare and reverse chinlock by Disco, swinging neckbreaker by Disco. Another
chinlock by Disco, clothesline to cut off Konnan’s comeback.
Middle rope
elbow for two, another chinlock by Disco. Armdrag by Konnan, Disco sends Konnan
to the floor. Snapmare and fist drop for two, another CHINLOCK by Disco. Scoop
slam by Disco, Konnan dodges the elbow drop. Rolling clothesline by Konnan,
cradle DDT by Konnan. Disco kicks out, Konnan delivers an SOS but Disco kicks
out again. Neckbreaker by Disco for two, Disco blocks The K-Factor. Konnan puts
down Disco with The Last Dance.
Konnan is a
bad version of Road Dogg. While Road Dogg could pop the crowd, he could also
sell a beating and had Billy Gunn at his side to get the fans into the match.
Konnan pops the crowd and that’s about it. There is no attempt at selling,
there is no energy or passion. Konnan looks like a man who is collecting his
money, phoning in regardless of who shares the ring with him. This leads to a
very boring match with endless chinlocks and Disco doing his all to make the
match watchable. I could not wait for this to end, I need to go back and watch Konnan
in Mexico to see what the hype was all about because I do not see a big star in
WCW.
Winner:
Konnan over Disco Inferno via Last Dance!
(WCW Cruiserweight Championship Match) Rey Mysterio © vs
Kidman
They took
the titles off Benoit and Malenko already???? Are you joking me??? Fuck this
company, these two are tag team champions who are battling for the
cruiserweight championship. Some nice theatrics before both men begin slapping
one another, lots of flip and headscissors by Mysterio. Kidman is elevated to
the apron, slingshot hurricanrana by Kidman. Stomps by Kidman, Mysterio is
elevated to the floor. Plancha by Kidman, Mysterio whips Kidman into the guard
rail but Kidman wheelbarrows Mysterio into the guard rail. Slingshot leg drop
by Kidman, reverse chinlock by Kidman.
Headscissors
by Mysterio, Kidman is on the floor. Moonsault off the apron, Kidman catches
Mysterio but Mysterio sends Kidman into the guard rail. Springboard senton by
Mysterio, springboard moonsault for two. Kidman counters a hurricanrana for a
powerbomb, two for Kidman. Backbreaker into a slam by Kidman for two, Mysterio
ends up on the floor. Shooting Star Press from the apron by Kidman, forearm
shots by Kidman. Slam and Kidman begins climbing, Mysterio blocks Kidman’s
crossbody with a dropkick. Two for Mysterio, top rope bulldog by Mysterio for
two. Spinning heel kick by Mysterio. Kidman back drops his way out of a
powerbomb.
Powerslam by
Kidman for two, reverse chinlock by Kidman. Mysterio fires up and clotheslines
Kidman to the floor. Springboard senton by Mysterio, Mysterio tries a splash
but Kidman counters with a clothesline for two. Reverse chinlock by Kidman,
Mysterio escapes for a headscissors takedown. Reverse chinlock by Mysterio,
Mysterio misses a corner spear. Kidman misses a clothesline but nails a sit-out
facebuster. Mysterio plays possum to meet Kidman on the top rope, sunset flip
powerbomb by Kidman for two. Kidman misses a clothesline, top rope bulldog by
Mysterio and Kidman kicks out at two. Springboard bulldog by Kidman for two,
Mysterio
lowbridges Kidman, Kidman pulls himself up but walks into a leg drop by
Mysterio. Mysterio rolls over Kidman for a standing moonsault, two for
Mysterio. Mysterio looks for a powerbomb, facebuster by Kidman. Kidman looks
for The Shooting Star Press, Mysterio plays possum and crotches Kidman. Top
rope hurricanrana by Mysterio and Mysterio retains his championship.
Have to
admit, I was not a big fan of this match. It just did not click with me for
whatever reason, I thought there was a lot of things that did not come
together. First, you have the crowd, the crowd seem to have given up on this
pay per view, there were quiet for Konnan vs Disco and they were almost silent
for this match, two babyfaces going at it is usually a bad idea too. Neither
man was really known for playing a heel or taking control of matches so you
have a few dull moments sprinkled throughout. The other thing that bothered me
was the no-selling of the big moves of the match, Kidman and Mysterio were
popping up and “playing possum” after top rope bulldogs and powerbombs. I mean
how can I invest in the match when Mysterio takes the equivalent of The Pearl
Harbor Bombing only to stand on his feet with no damage mere seconds later?
Winner: Rey
Mysterio over Kidman via Top Rope Hurricanrana!
Raven & Saturn vs Dean Malenko & Chris Benoit
Saturn came
to Raven’s aid when Malenko & Benoit were beating on Raven. Raven and
Saturn would cost Benoit and Malenko the tag team championships, it looks like
all The Horseman are heels? I am lost to be honest, Saturn was a babyface in
his feud with Jericho, Raven turned babyface after his sister Chastity turned
on the former leader of The Flock. Benoit and Malenko were babyfaces battling
it out with Barry Windham & Curt Hennig but it looks like Benoit and
Malenko are now heels or walking a fine line as tweeners.
Benoit and
Saturn begin, standing switches and Saturn is sidestepped to the floor. Malenko
tries attacking Saturn but Saturn blocks with a Manhattan drop, Benoit is
shoved into Malenko and Saturn tags Raven. Clothesline by Raven for two, tag to
Saturn. Saturn splashes Benoit for two, tag to Raven with an elbow to the back
of Benoit. Malenko distracts Raven, Benoit dropkicks Raven. Malenko puts the
boots to Raven on the floor, tag to Malenko. Double spinebuster and wishbone
split, suplex for two by Malenko. Leaping calf kick by Malenko, small package
by Raven as Benoit tags into the match. Benoit back suplexes Raven for two,
short-arm clothesline by Benoit for two.
Benoit and
Malenko double team Raven, referee Charles Robinson pushes back Saturn, playing
up the whole Lil Naitch thing. Raven boots and clotheslines Malenko, Saturn
decks everyone. Exploder suplex for Malenko, ten punches for Benoit. Malenko
decks Saturn with a right, Malenko props Saturn on the top rope. Raven saves
Saturn, variation of the doomsday device. Benoit saves Malenko from The Death
Valley Driver. Raven and Benoit spill to the floor, Tigerbomb by Malenko into
The Texas Cloverleaf. Saturn reaches the ropes, Saturn nails a Death Valley
Driver on Malenko. Benoit scores with a Diving Headbutt on Saturn for a close
two, Malenko could not secure the win.
Malenko tags
Benoit, backbreaker by Benoit. Benoit goes to the leg of Saturn, tag to
Malenko. Drop toehold/dropkick combination by Malenko & Benoit for two,
sleeper by Malenko. Raven saves Saturn, Benoit knocks Raven to the floor.
Northern lights suplex by Benoit for two, Benoit stomps Saturn to the floor.
Malenko boots Saturn, tag to Malenko. Saturn sunset flips Benoit but Malenko
makes the save, reverse chinlock by Malenko. Back suplex by Saturn, Raven gets the
hot-tag. Right hands to Benoit & Malenko, clothesline to Malenko. There is
a chair in the ring, Raven drop toeholds Benoit into the chair. Malenko is on a
table by ringside, Saturn misses a splash through the table as Anderson pulls
Malenko off the table.
Malenko
pushes the chair into Raven’s face, Even Flow DDT by Raven. Raven covers
Malenko but Anderson is in the ring with a chair. Anderson places the chair on
Raven’s head, Benoit climbs to the top rope and delivers a Diving Headbutt to
Raven. Malenko manages to cover Raven with one arm and Raven cannot kick out,
The Horseman win.
Now, that
was a match. Excellent tag team wrestling from all involved, Raven and Saturn
showed all the potential that they had, they deserved big things in 1998 and this
match shows just how good they are while Benoit and Malenko put on a clinic as
the heels, dominating and controlling the match. No surprise this match was
good and the finish was great stuff. Anderson discreetly placing the chair on
Raven’s head and Benoit landing The Diving Headbutt, it was excellent and
refreshing, I hope there is more between these two teams.
Winners:
Chris Benoit & Dean Malenko over Saturn & Raven via Diving Headbutt!
(WCW United States Championship Match) Scott Steiner vs
Booker T
Both these
men had been feuding over the WCW television championship, Scott Hall had been
missing on Nitro so Ric Flair declared the championship vacant and a tournament
was held with these two becoming the finalists. The match begins with Steiner
talking trash with fans, this is possibly the best part of the night. Lock-up,
Booker takes down Steiner. Clubbing blows by Steiner, dropkick by Booker and an
armdrag. They lock-up, Steiner cheap shots Booker over and over, Booker fires
back with thrust kicks. Steiner is thrown to the floor, apron axe handle by
Booker. Booker hits the guard rail hard, Steiner begs for mercy. Booker boots
Steiner in the face, mounted punches by Booker.
Corner
clothesline by Booker, make it two. Ten punches by Booker, Steiner crotches
Booker on the top rope. A forearm shot leaves Booker on the floor, Booker hits
the guard rail hard. Chair to the back by Steiner, clothesline and elbow drop
by Steiner. Push ups by Steiner, more huge right and a foot choke by Steiner.
Backbreaker by Steiner for two, belly to belly suplex by Steiner for two. Low
blow by Steiner (No DQ?), Steiner poses on the corner. Bearhug by Steiner,
Booker fires up but Steiner belly to belly suplexes Booker. Booker slides out
of a suplex for a DDT.
Steiner
rakes the eyes but eats a spinning heel kick, clotheslines by Booker. Steiner
pulls the referee in the way and gets clobbered, Scissors Kick by Booker.
Flapjack by Booker, spinaroonie and Harlem Sidekick. The referee is knocked
down again as Booker tries lifting him up. Spinebuster by Booker, Booker climbs
to the top but Steiner nails The Frankensteiner. 1…2….. Booker kicks out!
Steiner pulls out something, Booker tries for a suplex but Steiner decks Booker
with the object. Steiner becomes the United States Champion.
That was
decent, Steiner spent half the match on the floor talking shit with fans but in
the ring, it was fine. The Big Poppa Pump character was a great gimmick for
Steiner and the gimmick was starting to really pay off for Steiner, Booker was
a good babyface and his comebacks were enjoyed by the fans. I would have
enjoyed less stalling but the match we got might have been the best match possible
due to Steiner’s injuries and condition.
Winner:
Scott Steiner over Booker T via Shenanigans!
Kevin Nash W/ Lex Luger & Miss Elizabeth vs Goldberg
Goldberg’s
chance at revenge for Starrcade, Goldberg has been out of the title picture for
god knows what reason because I cannot find it. Goldberg is the most over man
in the company, it is not Hogan or Nash and it is not Flair. The man the people
want is Goldberg and it looks like after the Bigelow feud, Goldberg is nearing
the championship once more.
Match begins
with knees by Nash, foot choke by Nash. Right hands and elbows by Nash,
Elizabeth distracts the referee while Nash low blows Goldberg. Clothesline by
Nash for two, hard Irish whips and a sidewalk slam. Two for Nash, leg across
the back by Nash. Nash misses a big boot, shoulder block by Goldberg. Double
underhook slam by Goldberg, right hands and a superkick by Goldberg. Goldberg
Spears the referee as Nash leapfrogs The Spear, Luger wallops Goldberg with a
chair to the back of the neck. Nash calls for The Jacknife, low blow by
Goldberg. Luger is slammed, Spear to Nash. Jackhammer to Nash and it is all
over.
It was short
and sweet, the right man went over and Goldberg continues to build momentum on
his quest for the championship. I cannot say a bad thing about a match that
succeeded in every possible way, it was not bad. The fans were into it and
Goldberg looks like a monster putting down everyone in his path.
Winner:
Goldberg over Kevin Nash via Jackhammer!
(WCW World Heavyweight Championship Match) DDP vs Sting vs
Hulk Hogan vs Ric Flair © (Four Corner’s Match/Savage is Referee)
The hype
package is garbage, they hardly had a segment together on the show. We have
three returns though, Savage is back after his knee injury, last time I saw him
on these reviews was against Bret Hart and Roddy Piper in the early days of The
Wolfpac. DDP is back after Scott Steiner laid him out at Superbrawl and we have
Sting who went on hiatus after Halloween Havoc. We also have the double turn of
Flair and Hogan from last month to deal with, such garbage that I still can’t believe
it happened.
All four men
brawl, switching partner’s every couple of seconds. Hogan and Flair are on the
floor, Sting has DDP in The Scorpion Deathlock but DDP reaches the ropes. Side
headlock by DDP, neckbreaker for two. Sting clotheslines DDP, diving
clothesline by Sting. Stinger Splash, Flair saves DDP. Sting yanks Flair off
the top rope, Hogan clotheslines DDP. DDP and Sting are on the floor, Hogan stomps
Flair. Eye poke by Flair, chops by Flair. Back body drop by Hogan, clothesline
to Flair. Hogan no-sells the chop, Scorpion Deathlock by Sting. Hogan Leg Drop
on Flair, Sting has to break his hold. Flair chop blocks Hogan’s leg, Figure
Four by Flair. Hogan reverses the hold on Flair, DDP breaks up the hold.
DDP
clotheslines Flair to the floor, DDP locks Hogan in a ringpost figure four. Sting
saves Hogan, a trainer runs down for Hogan. Hogan seems to have something wrong
with his leg, we are down to three. Sting tosses Flair and dropkicks the
champion. Clothesline by Sting, chop by Flair. Flair flip and a clothesline by
Sting, DDP clothesline Sting for two. Scoop slam and elbow by DDP, DDP
clotheslines Flair for two. DDP elbows Sting in the corner, Stinger Splash by
Sting. Sting bulldogs DDP after a Diamond Cutter is blocked, Flair is thrown to
the floor by DDP. DDP reverses a tombstone on Sting, Flair saves his
championship. Flair throws DDP to the floor, Sting lifts Flair to the top rope,
superplex by Sting.
Flair kicks
out at two, Flair back suplexes Sting. Sleeper by Flair, DDP applies a sleeper
to Flair. Sting jawbreakers both men, Flair and DDP beat up Sting. Sting no-sells
it all, double clothesline by Sting. Right hands to Flair & DDP, bulldog to
DDP. Stinger Splash to Flair, Scorpion Death Lock on Flair. DDP breaks the
hold, DDP looks for a suplex but Sting slides out for a Scorpion Death Drop.
Flair breaks the pin and low blows Sting, Figure Four by Flair on Sting. Sting
reaches the ropes, Flair does not break so Savage Elbow Drops Flair. DDP stomps
Flair’s injured leg, Diamond Cutter by DDP on Flair and DDP is your new
champion.
That was
fun, quite organized for a match featuring four people. You had everyone have
moments in the ring when they would do their singles match stuff, no big teases
like Sting vs Hogan or Hogan vs DDP, that could have added a bit of interest to
the match. Very weird to see Hogan sell an injury and not come back to hog all
the glory, I was fully expecting Hogan to remerge to capture the championship.
Also, putting the championship on DDP? I would not say that DDP did not deserve
it but there is a skill to striking when the iron is hot and the iron was lukewarm
at best during this point. Halloween Havoc could have been DDP’s moment but by
this point, I do not know how far DDP can go with the championship.
Winner: DDP
over Everyone Else via Diamond Cutter!
That was WCW’s
Spring Stampede of 1999, WCW’s best show of the year in many ways. Well, so far
it is the best pay per view of the year I have reviewed. Sting, Savage and DDP
were welcome returns to pay per view, fresh feuds like Raven and Saturn vs The
Horseman and Steiner vs Booker T were welcome additions while a meaningful feud
for Goldberg was great, there is no reason for your top star to be fighting
Bigelow when the company has no plans for Bigelow. The hardcore match and
opener were fun, the only lowpoints were the cruiserweight championship match
and the lower card wrestlers (i.e. Riggs) having pay per view matches. You have
a main event with Hulk Hogan that did not have all the spotlight on Hulk Hogan,
this pay per view did so much right and that’s why I believe it to be the one
of the only watchable pay per views from 1999.
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