Hello and welcome to another edition
of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series on the
internet that brings the goods like an NXT Takeover! It’s WWF Summerslam 1990,
double main event time as we have Hulk Hogan vs Earthquake, Earthquake nearly
ended the career of Hulk Hogan. We have never seen Hogan so badly injured by
one man, not Bundy and not Andre have done this much damage. Hogan needed all
your prayers to get back his strength and now Hogan faces Earthquake who will
have Dino Bravo and Jimmy Hart by his side. We also have Rick Rude vs Ultimate
Warrior inside a steel cage. One man has beaten Warrior and his name is Rick
Rude, can Rude do it one more time with the championship on the line? We also
have Demolition vs The Hart Foundation which should be fantastic and much more.
Let’s waste no more time and get this show on the road!
The Rockers vs
Power & Glory
This starts on the floor, Michaels is
smashed in the knee with the chain of Hercules. Roma has Jannetty in the ring,
right hand after right hand. Jannetty battles both men at once, hip-tosses and
scoop slams all around. Dropkick and noggin knocker, Slick is on the apron. The
numbers are too much, Hercules & Roma batter Jannetty before Jannetty kicks
away Hercules and cradles Roma for two. Slick grabs the referee to allow Roma
time to survive, Jannetty elevates Hercules to the floor. Roma and Jannetty are
in the ring, Hercules kicks Michaels to the floor. Roma whips Jannetty hard,
Jannetty attempts a sunset flip but Roma tags in Hercules who takes apart
Jannetty.
Jannetty almost cradles Hercules for
two, Hercules tags in Roma. Roma nails two back-breakers for two, Hercules
kicks Michaels off the apron again. Jannetty reverses an Irish whip for a
powerslam, Hercules eats a superkick. Top rope diving fist drop onto Roma with
Hercules making the save. Roma is saved by Hercules as Jannetty’s O Connor roll
goes wrong as Hercules clotheslines Jannetty’s head off. Double flapjack by
Power & Glory, clothesline by Hercules. Tag to Roma, superplex and splash
combination and we have your winners.
So, this was an interesting match for
sure, Michaels having a legit injury sucks because we were robbed of a great
tag match and it seemed like The Rockers were just getting back on track in the
WWF. A new gimmick for Roma and Hercules, badly needed for both men. Hercules
was dying a slow death as a babyface while Roma was directionless with Powers
in The Wild Stallions. Jannetty kicked a lot of ass in there by himself which
was great to see the crowd so behind the babyfaces. A good opening match for
sure, let’s see if the momentum can continue onto the next match.
Winners: Power
& Glory over The Rockers via Suplex/Splash Combination!
(WWF
Intercontinental Championship Match) Mr. Perfect © W/ Bobby Heenan vs The Texas
Tornado
They lock-up, Tornado shoves back
Perfect. Perfect felt that one for sure, Perfect takes a breather. Nice
arm-drag ad hip-toss from Perfect, Perfect thinks little of Texas Tornado. Lock-up,
Perfect grabs the hair to the corner we go. Chop from Perfect, Tornado fires
back with an Irish whip reversal. Hip-toss and clothesline to the floor, we
reset once more. Arm-wringer and right hands from Tornado, Perfect clobbers
Tornado to escape the hold. Chops and rights by Perfect, snap-mare into the
neck-snap. Whip to the buckle into the sleeper, Tornado is slowly fading. To
the buckle, Perfect unloads with right hands. Slap from Perfect, make it three.
Right hands from Perfect, Tornado shakes it off. Catapult to the ring-post,
Texas Claw Hold into a Tornado Punch and this match is over!
Talk about making a big star, Texas
Tornado is on the map in the WWF. Sad that they did to Perfect, Perfect has
gotten the short end of the stick in my opinion with the Hogan feuding not
leading to a pay per view match and a short reign for Perfect as Intercontinental
Champion. It was quick though, Tornado has been established as a force to be
reckoned with in the WWF.
Winner: Texas
Tornado over Mr. Perfect via Tornado Punch!
Sensational
Sherri vs Sweet Sapphire
These two had been feuding since Macho
King set his sights on Dusty Rhodes, Sapphire and Rhodes would get the last laugh
at Mania defeating Sherri and Savage in a mixed tag’s match. Sherri vs Sapphire
does not take place though as Sapphire does not appear, Sherri is declared the
winner as Sapphire has to forfeit because she does not appear.
Winner:
Sensational Sherri over Sweet Sapphire via Forfeit!
Warlord W/ Slick
vs Tito Santana
With Barbarian and Warlord splitting
as The Powers Of Pain, they went their separate ways and freshened up their
gear/gimmick. Santana grabs the headlock, Warlord picks up Santana and tosses
him across the ring. Lock-up, Warlord pushes back Santana. Santana ducks the
punch of Warlord, massive rights from Santana. Arm-wringer, elbow drop and two
dropkicks. Actually, make it three. Warlord is on the floor and angry, Slick
talks strategy. Arm-wringer from Santana, Warlord counters for a scoop slam.
Santana dodges an elbow drop, Santana lands punches to the head before Warlord
presses Santana to the floor on a pin-fall attempt.
Slick distracts the referee as Warlord
rams Santana’s back into the ring-post. Slick has his shoe but the referee
prevents an attack, Warlord throws Santana back into the ring. Massive smash
from Warlord, forearms to the spine of Santana. Arm-wringer and shots to the
gut in the corner, whip to the buckle. Santana blocks with his foot, massive
clothesline for two. Rights and lefts by Santana, Warlord reverses an Irish
whip but Santana ducks the clothesline and delivers his Flying Forearm. Warlord
places his foot on the ropes to survive, Santana’s monkey flip does not work in
the corner. Warlord picks up Santana and a huge Running Powerslam ends this
match.
Solid win to establish Warlord as
someone not to be messed with in the WWF. Santana brings that babyface fire
that had everyone watching the SNME match with Mr. Perfect on their feet, that
flying forearm is a thing of beauty. Crowd explodes when Warlord is smashed
with it. Good stuff throughout, Warlord has some adjusting to do as a singles
superstar but let’s not write off Warlord just yet, there is time for improvement!
Winner: Warlord
over Tito Santana via Running Powerslam!
(WWF World Tag
Team Championship Two Out Of Three Falls Match) Demolition © vs The Hart
Foundation
These two tag teams have been on a
collision course since after Wrestlemania, The Rockers and The Legion Of Doom have
also been wrapped up in this war but it comes to an end tonight with The Hart
Foundation challenging for the championships. Demolition consist of Crush and
Smash on this night, only 2 members of Demolition may be allowed at ringside at
all times to prevent Demolition cheating like they had in previous championship
defences.
Smash and Bret to start, Smash has the
strength advantage. Smash tries pulling Bret to Crush, Crush tries entering the
ring but here comes Neidhart to batter Crush. Double elbow to Smash, O Connor
roll by Bret for two. Arm-wringer and tag to Neidhart, Smash sends Neidhart to
the corner. Smash misses a corner attack, arm-wringer from Neidhart. Tag to
Bret, axe handle to the spine. Arm-wringer and leg drop to the arm by Bret. Key-lock
from Bret, Smash counters for a scoop slam. Tag to Crush, scoop slam but the
knee drop misses. Headbutt by Bret, right hands and an Irish whip. Crush reverses,
Bret ducks the clothesline and tries a crossbody. Crush catches Bret and nails
the scoop slam, corner punches from Crush. Whip to the opposite buckle, Bret
kicks away Crush.
Schoolboy from Bret for two, Crush
tags Smash. Bret tags Neidhart, shoulder block by Neidhart. Neidhart runs the
ropes and Crush nails Neidhart in the spine. Smash clubs down Neidhart, tag to
Crush. Crush whips Neidhart to the corner, clothesline from Neidhart. Smash and
Bret are legal now, clothesline by Bret. Dropkick to Crush, ten punches to
Smash. Thesz Press by Bret on Crush and mounted punches, inverted atomic drop
on Smash. Smash is whipped into Crush, Russian legsweep on Smash for two.
Back-breaker, middle rope elbow for two as Crush leg drops Bret on the neck.
Smash tags Crush, Demolition Decapitator for the first fall, the champions are
halfway to victory.
Neidhart tries reviving Bret,
Demolition double team Bret behind the referee’s back. Crush is with Bret,
massive chokeslam from Crush. Tag to Smash, axe handle to the chest. Belly to
back suplex for two, tag to Crush. Snap-mare into a chin-lock from Crush, Bret
reaches his feet and elbows Crush before Crush cuts off Bret. Smash is in, whip
with Bret ducking the clothesline and nailing a clothesline of his own. Bret crawls
with Smash grabbing the leg, Bret tags in Neidhart. Forearms for both members
of Demolition, elbow to Smash for two. Powerslam for two, shoulder blocks in
the corner. Tag to Bret, Neidhart charges in with a shoulder block, Bret knocks
Crush to the floor. Hart Attack with Crush stopping the referee from counting
three. We have a DQ, we are tied in falls.
Final fall is on the way, Crush
clotheslines Bret to the floor. Ax crawls under the ring as Demolition distract
the referee. Bret shoulder blocks Smash, apron sunset flip for two. Inverted
atomic drop for Smash, Bret stomps on the mid-section. Tag to Neidhart, Smash
dodges Bret but does not dodge the clothesline of Neidhart. Nedihart slams Bret
onto Smash for two, Smash rolls out of the ring and swaps places with Ax. Ax
clubs the bejesus out of Bret as a fresh man, clothesline from Ax on Bret.
Shots to the back of the head, scoop slam for two. Russian leg-sweep for two,
Bret is whipped into the buckle sternum first hard. Neidhart saves Bret, tag to
Crush.
Back-breaker from Crush with Neidhart
saving the match again, Neidhart and Crush brawl as Smash appears from under
the ring and helps Ax batter Bret. Smash swaps with Ax but LOD are here and are
not happy, they grab Ax from under the ring. This stops Demolition from hitting
their finish, Smash and Ax brawl with LOD but this leaves Crush all alone in
the ring, Crush has fallen from the top rope thanks to LOD. Slingshot shoulder
block by Neidhart, roll-up from Bret and we have new champions!
What a classic match, gutsy performance
from Bret who takes one hell of a beating throughout this match. Credit for
Bret making all three members of Demolition look as strong as possible, love
the cheating tactics of Demolition. Such a sucker for the three man gimmick
defending the tag belts, love the switching and how much it annoys the fans in attendance.
If I have a criticism, I would have to say Crush attacking the referee instead
of breaking up the pin-fall made little sense to me but you get that
championship change which is terrific, Bret and Neidhart had been part of some
of my favourite matches from 1989 and 1990, glad they are where they are right now.
Winners: The Hart
Foundation over Demolition via Two Out Of Three Falls!
Bad News Brown vs
Jake The Snake Roberts
Roberts has transitioned into a new feud
with Brown, should be an interesting match for sure. Brown has a Harlem sewer
rat to counteract Roberts’ Damien. Big Bossman is your special referee, Brown
misses a corner clothesline. DDT attempt from Roberts with Brown sliding away.
Throat thrust from Brown, hip-toss from Brown. Roberts is holding his back, leg
drop from Brown. Two for Brown, Brown points at Bossman. Roberts nails a kick
to the ribs, another DDT attempt with Brown rolling to the floor. Brown smashes
Roberts with a right hand on the floor, chair to the ribs. Bossman tells Brown
to enter the ring, Brown obliges before tossing Roberts back into the ring.
Hard Irish whip, make it two. Roberts
says bring it on though, Brown continues to land big shots to the neck and
chest of Roberts. Another whip to the buckle, clothesline by Brown. Middle rope
fist drop misses for Brown, knee-lift from Roberts. Snap jabs and a short-arm
clothesline from Roberts, Brown back drops Roberts to stop the DDT. Stomps to
the back, Brown grabs a chair again. Roberts is nailed in the ribs and that is
all, Bossman disqualifies Brown.
You know for all his popularity, the
WWF book Jake The Snake Roberts so poorly. It is almost shocking at times,
Roberts and his DDT drive the fans into a frenzy but we hardly see Roberts go
over anyone on pay per view. Anyways, this match was about 4 minutes long, the
quality of this card is a bit all over the place. It is what it is, Roberts win
and Brown is scared of Damian.
Winner: Jake
Roberts over Bad News Brown via DQ!
Jim Duggan &
Nikolai Volkoff vs The Orient Express W/ Mr. Fuji
Volkoff is now a babyface due to the
end of The Cold War with Volkoff becoming a patriot. Awful singing but we have
a match to get to eventually, Sato and Tanaka jump the duo. Double atomic drops
and boots by the babyfaces, Orient Express is on the floor. Tanaka and Volkoff
start, Volkoff pushes off Tanaka. Shoulder block does not work, crossbody does
not work either but Sato comes off the top rope with a diving brain chop to
allow Tanaka to do some damage. Fuji smashes Volkoff in the throat with his
cane, tag to Sato. Hook kick from Sato, tag to Tanaka. Falling splash misses,
tag to Duggan. Duggan batters Sato and Tanaka, throat thrust by Tanaka but
Duggan answers with a clothesline to the duo. Rights and lefts, noggin knocker
and clotheslines. Sato is whipped into Tanaka, Volkoff sends Sato to the floor
and Three-Point Stance Clothesline on Tanaka for the win. Quick win to put over
the team, hardly a thing to say to be honest, was fine.
Winners: Jim
Duggan & Nikolai Volkoff over The Orient Express via Clothesline!
Dusty Rhodes vs Macho
King Randy Savage W/ Sensational Sherri
So, Sapphire had been receiving
anonymous gifts from a mysterious benefactor. Could this be a reason for
Sapphire’s absence? She had not appeared for her match with Sherri, she was
nowhere to be found during the day. Here is The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase,
what is going on here? Rhodes has been thrown by this for sure, Dibiase talks
about his money buying anything and anyone. Dibiase has bought Sapphire, she
has sold her soul to the devil himself.
Rhodes was chasing after Dibiase, Savage
attacks. Diving double axe handle from the top rope, Sherri elbows Rhodes in
the face. Foot choke from Savage, knee choke from Sherri. Elbow to the throat
from Savage, left jabs from Macho King. Rhodes grabs Savage in the corner,
elbows and right hands from The Common Man. Elbow to the head, make it two.
Dropkick from Rhodes, Savage hides behind Sherri. Sherri hands Savage her shoe,
Sherri is in the ring and Rhodes catches Sherri. Savage nails Rhodes with the
high heel, Savage steals the win.
I have no problem with Rhodes
transitioning into a feud with Dibiase but damn, they robbed me of a very entertaining
match here. Say what you want about Rhodes’ thoughts on his WWF run but I have
enjoyed every twist and turn so far, the man is so charismatic and can do it everything
he needs to do to get the crowd going wild. It was a great gimmick and I hope
Rhodes can recover from this feud and booking because Rhodes is tremendous.
Shocked to see Savage as seemingly the odd one out in this feud, too short for
a real rating.
Winner: Randy Savage
over Dusty Rhodes via Heel To The Head!
Earthquake W/
Dino Bravo & Jimmy Hart vs Hulk Hogan W/ The Big Bossman
Double payday for Bossman, let’s get
down to the real business. Earthquake has been built for this moment,
Earthquake has steamrolled babyface after babyface, injuring countless
wrestlers and putting them out of action. Hogan was on Brother Love’s show
which led to Earthquake taking out Hogan. Hogan has never ever been injured
like Earthquake did to him, worst night of Hogan’s life. Hogan had support from
his friend Tugboat but even Tugboat felt victim to the attacks of Earthquake
and Dino Bravo. Big Bossman has stepped up to be in Hogan’s corner but Hogan
has the toughest task of them all. Hogan has to overcome the seemingly
invincible Earthquake, who will come out on top?
They take their time before locking
up, Hogan tries shoving Earthquake back and it does not work. Earthquake shoves
back Hogan though, make it double. Doubt creeps across the face of Hogan, side
headlock by Hogan. Earthquake shoulder blocks Hogan, Bossman and Hogan are
talking strategy. Boot, eye rake and right hands by Hogan, slam attempt is
blocked by Earthquake. Clubbing blows by Earthquake, whip to the buckle. Hogan is
down, whip to the opposite buckle. Earthquake eats a boot and multiple
clotheslines, chops too. Earthquake is still up on his feet, shot for Jimmy
Hart and Bravo. A wound up right knocks Earthquake on his ass for the first
time ever possibly.
Hogan and Bossman batter Bravo and
Earthquake on the floor, Bossman and Hogan whip Bravo. Double big boot for Bravo
and Earthquake, the referee asks Bossman to leave the ring. This allows Bravo
and Earthquake to nail a scoop slam, elbow drop by Earthquake for two.
Earthquake is climbing to the top rope, Hogan is smashed in the spine with a
forearm. Earthquake stomps on the fingers of Hogan, Boston crab from
Earthquake. Hogan manages to reach the ropes, Bravo scoop slams Hogan hard on
the mat. Bravo tosses Hogan in the ring, scoop slam by Earthquake. Hogan dodges
the elbow drop, there is a sliver of hope for Hogan.
Chop and eye rake, Earthquake is too heavy to
lift as Hogan collapses on the scoop slam. Bearhug from Earthquake, Hogan
rallies and breaks free. Shoulder blocks do not knock the big man down.
Crossbody attempt by Hogan, massive powerslam from Earthquake. Two for
Earthquake, the tremors are starting as Earthquake nails his splash. Bravo asks
for another splash, another splash connects as Hogan Hulks Up motherfucker!
Those right hands are not stinging Hogan, right hands by Hogan. Big boot, scoop
slam by Hogan. Atomic Leg Drop with Bravo distracting the referee, Jimmy Hart
attacks Hogan. Hogan presses Hart onto Earthquake, Bossman is fighting with
Bravo.
Jimmy Hart has his megaphone, looking
to nail Hogan. Earthquake grabs Hogan from behind but it misses as Jimmy Hart
waffles Earthquake by accident. Hogan scoop slams Earthquake through a table
and gets the count-out victory. Earthquake, Bravo and Hart try to rough up
Hogan after the bell but Bossman saves the day with a chair and his nightstick!
Earthquake did not take the leg drop
and the pin? Shocking, could we see these two meet again? The match was all
sorts of Hogan awesomeness, the selling, the doubt and the Hulking Up. Loved
how Earthquake was so dominant throughout the match, one elbow drop and Hogan
was near dead. The powerslam was so solid, the finish leaves the door open for
a rematch and I would not mind it as Hogan’s crowd control is simply amazing. Even
with a count-out finish, the fans were happy and I was happy too, I mean how
good is The Hulkster?
Winner: Hulk
Hogan over Earthquake via Count-Out!
(WWF World Heavyweight
Championship Steel Cage Match) Ravishing Rick Rude W/ Bobby Heenan vs The
Ultimate Warrior ©
This match starts on top of the cage
as Warrior tries entering the ring. Rude is blocking his path but Warrior knocks
Rude down. Rude is staggered and Warrior nails a diving axe handle. Warrior
hurls Rude into the cage wall, Rude tries crawling away. Warrior is in hot
pursuit, Rude meets every single cage wall. Warrior misses a flying shoulder
tackle on Rude and crashes into the cage wall. Rude is climbing his way to
victory, Warrior makes his way to Rude but Rude kicks away Warrior. Rude decides
to nail a diving axe handle to stop Warrior, Rude is bleeding. Warrior meets
the cage wall, right hand and backhand by The Ravishing One.
Into the cage wall again goes Warrior,
Warrior and Rude begin slugging it out in the middle of the ring. Eye rake by Rude,
Warrior’s face is raked off the steel bars. Rude nails a gut kick, Rude
Awakening is denied by Warrior. Clothesline by Warrior, splash is blocked as
Rude lifts his knees. Rude Awakening connects in the middle of the ring, Rude
climbs to the top of the cage. Diving Fist Drop from Rude, Rude tries for a second
fist drop and Warrior smashes Rude in the ribs. Warrior crawls towards the
door, Heenan closes the door on the face of Warrior. 1….2… Warrior kicks out!
Side headlock from Rude, Warrior
shoves him off and both men bang heads. Rude goes for the door, Heenan grabs
Rude’s hands to help pull him out of the cage. Rude’s bare bottom is exposed
for the world to see as Warrior pulls so hard that Heenan is in the ring.
Massive right hand floors Heenan, atomic drop with Heenan being knocked out of
the cage. Rude clotheslines Warrior down, Warrior begins to rally and shake off
the attacks of Rude. Clotheslines by Warrior, gorilla press slam and Warrior
begins climbing out of the cage to victory. Rude has no clue where he is as
Warrior climbs his way out of the cage for the win.
This just did not do it for me, I do
not know if the crowd was burnt out from Hogan vs Earthquake or perhaps this
match was so quick but something was a miss with this match. Things never
kicked into the next gear, I like both men. Rude’s gimmick is tremendous and
his in-ring work is phenomenal while Warrior is over enough with the audience that
anything he does in that ring works but it never comes together in this match.
Rude blades, trying to add some drama to this one but I never felt like Rude
had a realistic hope of beating Warrior. It just did not have that drama for
me, I cannot figure out Rude would not try to escape after the Rude Awakening.
Winner: Ultimate
Warrior over Ravishing Rick Rude via Escape!
That was WWF’s Summerslam 1990, a
mixed bag if I am honest from the WWF. First, let’s address the two matches we
did not get. Beefcake vs Perfect and Tito vs Martel. Both would have been great
blow-offs to their feuds and while Tornado was a suitable replacement, I cannot
help but think where we could have gone with the possibility of Beefcake
winning the championship. Roddy Piper and Vince Mcmahon instead of Ventura and Monsoon is awful, Piper gets old real fast in the commentator role. Anyways like Wrestlemania VI, we got extended squash
matches on the card. Warlord vs Santana, Volkoff & Duggan vs Orient
Express, Savage vs Rhodes. Not a fan of those three matches I mentioned,
thought more could have been done to make the last one more interesting for
sure. Brown vs Roberts was disappointing too, not a fan of how that match
played out, the snake at the end sent the fans home happy but did not justify
the match or finish in my opinion.
Hogan vs Earthquake delivered because
it was Hogan’s return and Hogan works the crowd to perfection. As I stated
above, all of Hogan’s spots come together and the crowd loses their collective
mind with a finish that leaves a rematch on the table. Warrior vs Rude does not
connect like the Hogan match, it seems abrupt and over before we get to enjoy
it. So, did it live up to my expectations? The answer is no, I had high hopes
coming into Summerslam 1990 but beyond Hogan vs Earthquake and an excellent tag
team match for the tag team championships (Not counting Crush attacking the
referee), the quality felt like a decent Saturday Night’s Main Event edition.
Thanks for reading and remember: there’s always another night!
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