Hello and welcome to another edition
of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series on the
internet that continues to disappoint like a red-headed stepchild. We have some
great action on this night with Warrior vs Haku, Hogan vs Perfect and Akeem vs
Big Bossman. Let’s get it on!
Hulk Hogan vs Mr.
Perfect W/ The Genius
Perfect says Hogan is vulnerable after
his loss, the same could be true for Perfect after the loss to Beefcake.
Regardless, these two will finally settle the score once and for all. Hogan
shoves off Perfect with ease, Perfect is not happy. Lock-up, hip-toss by
Perfect. Hip-toss and scoop slam by Hogan, make it two. Perfect rolls out
again, eye rake by Perfect. Rights and lefts in the corner, hard Irish whip by
Perfect. Knees to the ribs, chop and right hands. Hogan reverses the whip,
Perfect slides out. Hogan gives chase, chop on the floor from Hogan.
Hogan sends Perfect into the ring-post,
Perfect begs for mercy. Chops and right hands, whip and an axe bomber from
Hogan. Corner clothesline, chops and rights by Hogan. Whip, massive axe bomber
from Hogan. Elbow sends Perfect to the floor, right hands to Perfect. Genius
has his scroll, Hogan catches Genius in the act but Perfect wallops Hogan with
the scroll. Perfect poses while Hogan struggles to remember what his name is,
chops on the floor from Perfect. Perfect rolls Hogan into the ring, snap-mare
into the neck-snap. Choke using the top rope by Perfect, elbow drops from
Perfect. Perfect misses the third elbow drop, Hogan takes control with right
hands.
Whip to the buckle, knee in the
corner. Hogan lowers his head off the Irish whip, boot and clothesline by
Perfect. Perfect-Plex connects, 1….2… Hogan kicks out! Hogan Hulks Up, you know
how it goes from here. The finger wagging, the right hands. The big boot, one
Atomic Leg Drop later and we have a winner, it is Hulk Hogan!
Still disappointed that we did not get
a pay per view confrontation between the two, the result would have been the
same but I think Perfect would have been a worthy opponent for Hogan. Typical
solid Hogan Match, happy days!
Winner: Hulk
Hogan over Mr. Perfect via Leg Drop!
Hillbilly Jim vs
Earthquake W/ Jimmy Hart
Earthquake tries jumping Jim, Jim
dodges and rams Earthquake into the buckle over and over. Chops and rights in
the corner, eye rake by Earthquake. Clubbing blows and shoulder thrusts from
Earthquake, whip to the opposite buckle. Jim chokes Earthquake with his legs,
double slap to the head. Corner punches by Jim, Jimm Hart steals Jim’s horse-shoe.
Corner splash by Earthquake, elbow drop and one Earthquake Splash later, it’s
goodnight.
Winner:
Earthquake over Hillbilly Jim via Splash!
The
Rockers vs The Hart Foundation
Jannetty and Bret start, slide through
and counters from Jannetty. Hip-toss from Bret, kick off from Jannetty. Tag to
Michaels, diving crossbody for two. Rockers nail kicks and Russian legsweep on
Bret, Neidhart clotheslines both Rockers. Shoulder block on Jannetty, drop
toehold by Jannetty on Neidhart. Tag to Michaels, Neidhart tries a slam but
Michaels escapes out the back. Dropkick from Michaels, Michaels gets caught for
a scoop slam though. Bret is in, inverted atomic drop and clothesline from
Bret.
Stomp to the ribs, tag to Neidhart.
Whip to the ropes, Bret nails Michaels with a knee. Neidhart back drops
Michaels, tag to Bret. Right hands, snap-mare into an elbow to the face. Whip
to the buckle, Michaels goes down hard. Tag to Neidhart, clubbing blows from
Neidhart. Shoulder thrusts from Neidhart, tag to Bret. Neidhart propels himself
hard into Michaels for two, tag to Bret. Whip, Bret lowers his head which leads
to a sunset flip from Michaels for two. Here comes Demolition to watch, Bret
regains control with a headbutt. Back-breaker from Bret, Bret spots Demolition.
Michaels dropkicks Bret to the floor, we take a break and Bret is in control.
Michaels meets the buckle hard,
uppercut from Bret. Michaels reverses the Irish whip, Bret boots down Michaels.
Bret tries a middle rope elbow, Michaels dodges. Tag to Jannetty, right hands
on Bret. Flying elbow to Bret, shot to Neidhart. Powerslam and superkick on
Bret for two, Bret whips Jannetty to the buckle. Sunset flip from Jannetty for
two, Bret regains control with a neck-breaker. Bret tags Neidhart, slingshot
splash misses for Neidhart. Tag to Michaels, shoulder block from Neidhart for
two. Whip by Neidhart, Neidhart lowers his head. Kick and elbow from Michaels
for two, Neidhart whips Michaels to the buckle. Michaels lands a crossbody for
two, Demolition put their hands on Michaels as Neidhart pressed Michaels to the
floor. We have a brawl as the match ends in a no contest!
So, when I saw this match I thought it
was bizarre. Two babyfaces teams going at it, why? The Hart Foundation heel it
up which is even more confusing but they go at it like crazy with the crowd
eating up The Rockers and The Hart Foundation. Solid tag match, strange booking
and I am indifferent to the finish.
No Contest!
(WWF World
Heavyweight Championship Match) The Ultimate Warrior © vs Haku W/ Bobby Heenan
The new world champion’s first title
defence on television, Warrior is on the buckle as Haku fires up with chops to
the champion. Warrior chops back, big back body drop. Clothesline and Haku
rolls to the floor, Haku misses a clothesline and eats a shoulder block. Haku
misses a chop, Warrior scores with his chop. Arm-wringer, wrenching away at
Haku’s arm. Haku is spun around into the ropes, Warrior side-steps Haku who
falls to the floor. Haku runs around the ring before attacking Warrior who
re-enters the ring. Warrior sends Haku into the buckle over and over, whip to
the opposite buckle. Haku knees Warrior and nails two clotheslines with ease.
Make it three and a great dropkick for two.
Haku clobbers the back and rakes the
back too. Chops and rights from Haku, back-breaker from Haku for two. Haku pulls
at Warrior’s hair, massive belly to back suplex for two. Scoop slam and splash
for two, Warrior is powering up. Haku’s attacks have no effect, clotheslines
from Warrior. Flying shoulder block and Ultimate Splash for the win, Warrior
retains his championship.
It was fine, Warrior is over like
rover but his matches seem to lack for me. Maybe I just do not buy into it,
maybe it is the lack of selling. Hard to make a man look vulnerable when he
never looks like he is in trouble.
Winner: The
Ultimate Warrior over Haku via Ultimate Splash!
The Big Bossman
vs Akeem W/ Slick
Wrestlemania rematch, former Twin
Towers come to blows. Bossman squashed Akeem at Mania, here we might see a more
even contest. Bossman unloads on Akeem, rights and lefts. A biel and a leg
across the back, Bossman is in control. More gut shots to Akeem, whip to the
buckle. Corner splash misses for Bossman, corner clothesline by Akeem. Akeem
smashes Bossman with his massive behind as Slick holds Bossman in position.
Right hands by Akeem, whip by Akeem. Elbow, running splash but Bossman kicks
out. Bossman is rallying, clubbing blows from Akeem. Bossman blocks a
piledriver and elevates Akeem to the floor.
Bossman nails a jaw-breaker, Akeem is
sent into the buckle over and over. Whip to the buckle for a beautiful Bossman
Slam, Bossman is attacked from behind by Virgil and Ted Dibiase. Double
clothesline from Dibiase and Virgil, Bossman is being battered by the duo.
Bossman is handcuffed to the ring ropes and Virgil has the nightstick. Bossman
has a keys for the handcuffs though, Bossman frees himself and waffles Dibiase,
scaring the two away!
Not much of a match, more of an angle
for Bossman vs Dibiase which is shaping up to be quite the feud. Cannot wait to
see where they go from here, Summerslam looks to be the final destination for
the two.
Winner: Big
Bossman over Akeem via DQ!
This was an alright Saturday Night’s
Main Event, I was excited to see Mr. Perfect vs Hulk Hogan. Glad they paid off
that feud, I was waiting for that match for quite some time and it was an
awesome match to watch. Rockers vs Hart Foundation confused me from a booking
standpoint, I do not think we are going to have a three-way for the
championships so I have to wonder what was the point? A solid championship
defence for Warrior and an angle for Bossman vs Dibiase at the end! Thanks for
reading and remember: there’s always another night!
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