Hello and welcome to another edition
of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series that is stranger
than a WWE show without a crowd! It’s WWE Survivor Series 2008, all about the
return of one man. His name is John Cena, back from a herniated disc in his
neck to challenge champion Chris Jericho! But wait, that is not who was
champion at the end of Cyber Sunday what happened? Well, Jericho won the
championship back the night after in a cage match, Vince decided to do a title
change on the pay per view so people would believe in the Cyber Sunday concept.
Have to say that sucks for Jericho and Batista, Batista is back in an awkward
spot while Jericho’s championship reign does not look long for this world. We
also have Triple H defending his WWE Championship against Vladimir Kozlov, The
Moscow Mauler while we have a whole host of tag team elimination matches I am
sure to sink our teeth into on this night.
Team Michaels
(Shawn Michaels/Rey Mysterio/Great Khali vs Cryme Tyme) vs Team JBL (JBL/MVP/John
Morrison/Miz/Kane)
A bunch of feuds thrown together in
this traditional elimination match. It seems Khali has recently turned
babyface, MVP is on a massive losing streak. Mysterio and MVP start, knees and
right hands from MVP. Whip to the buckle, Mysterio eats a clothesline. Whip off
the ropes, Mysterio ducks the clothesline. Pop-up hurricanrana and dropkick for
two, tag to JTG. Double kicks and dropkick to a kneeling MVP, two for JTG.
Punches from JTG before MVP lands Shining Black off and a dropkick to the knee.
JTG does not get up from that, MVP has pinned someone. MVP celebrates too much
and gets a Brain Chop from Khali.
JTG/MVP Have Been
Eliminated!
Khali faces off with Kane, chops and
uppercuts. Khali chokes Kane in the corner, Kane throat thrusts Khali. Kane
looks for a chokeslam, Khali counters with an elbow and chops down Kane. Tag to
Mysterio, Mysterio dives off Khali’s shoulders onto Kane and that’s it for The
Big Red Monster. Suppose that means that their feud is dead and buried?
Kane Has Been Eliminated!
Morrison comes in, kneeing Mysterio.
Stomps and attacks from Morrison, whip to the buckle. Mysterio dodges Morrison,
kicks from Mysterio. Tilt-a-whirl headscissors from Mysterio, tag to Shad. Shad
tosses Mysterio into Morrison, military press slam by Shad. Morrison dropkicks
the knees of Shad, Shad hits the middle rope. Elbows and stomps by Morrison,
tag to Miz. Quick tag to Morrison, double beatdown on Shad. Tag to Miz, Irish
whip but Shad ducks. Clotheslines for Morrison & Miz, corner elbow on Miz.
Powerslam on Miz, elbow drop. Morrison distracts Shad, Reality Check on Shad from
Miz and we have the elimination.
Shad Has Been
Eliminated!
Michaels steps into the ring, Miz
steps up for team JBL. Miz manages to hit his clothesline, tag to Morrison.
Slingshot elbow and knee combination from Morrison & Miz. Tag to JBL, JBL
tees off on Michaels. Hangman’s neck-breaker and elbow drop for two, Michaels
blocks the right hands of JBL. Chopping back, Michaels is firing up but JBL
cuts off HBK. Back into the corner, JBL tags Miz. Miz pummels Michaels in the
eye, HBK is bleeding now. Tag to Morrison who continues to punish that eye,
reverse chin-lock from Morrison. Michaels elbows out of the hold, Morrison
tries to toss Michaels to the floor but Michaels skins the cat. Morrison nails
Michaels with his flying forearm and a kip-up too, scoop slam and its elbow
drop time but Michaels rolls out of the way.
Michaels looks for the tag, Morrison
tags Miz as Michaels tags Mysterio. Springboard senton and hurricanrana from
Mysterio, Miz elevates Mysterio to the apron but Mysterio forearms Miz.
Springboard dropkick, 619 and diving splash for the elimination.
Miz Has Been
Eliminated!
Morrison tries to rush Mysterio,
Mysterio dodges and nails a drop toehold. Hurricanrana, Morrison is in position
for the 619. JBL blind tags in and shoulder blocks Mysterio. Elbows and knees
from JBL, tag to Morrison. Morrison kicks the ribs and chokes Mysterio with his
boot. Middle rope choke from Morrison, back-breaker with stretch from Morrison.
Mysterio knees his way out, big kick to the chest. Morrison counters Mysterio’s
bulldog for a back-breaker, tag to JBL. Abdominal stretch from JBL, whip to the
buckle and a boot to the back of the head. JBL places Mysterio on the top rope,
clubbing blows to the back. JBL wants the super belly to back suplex but
Mysterio knocks down The Big Texan. Diving Moonsault wipes out JBL, tag to
Michaels.
Chops, flying forearm and a suck it to
Morrison. Inverted atomic drops to JBL, right hands and a scoop slam on JBL.
Morrison is knocked off the apron, JBL rolls away from the elbow drop. Plancha
from HBK, JBL and Michaels are brawling on the floor, JBL is counted out while
Michaels makes it back into the ring. Morrison tries sweet chin music but
Michaels ducks and waffles Morrison with Sweet Chin Music for the win.
Decent match for sure, disappointed
that it seems Mysterio vs Kane has come to an end with a Cyber Sunday match as
opposed to a bigger pay per view match. Michaels vs JBL despite its minimal
build has been good, the feud between these two could be something special. The
in-ring work was fine, nothing spectacular or special about it though, a bit
better than a house show match.
Winners: Team Michaels
over Team JBL via Sweet Chin Music!
Team McCool
(Michelle McCool/Maryse/Victoria/Natalya/Maria) vs Team Phoenix (Beth Phoenix/Mickie
James/Jillian/Candice Michelle/Kelly Kelly)
Babyfaces and heels combine as we have
a bit of brand warfare going on two brands battle for supremacy. Phoenix and
McCool start, keylock from Phoenix. Michelle counters with a lovely
headscissors, Beth and Michelle trade big shots. Dropkick from Michelle, the
two start pumping chests before Maryse tags in. Maryse and Michelle begin
brawling, not good for this team. Beth stares down Maryse, Maria tags in. Beth
chokes Marie and tosses her into the corner. Beth misses a corner clothesline,
knees and headscissors by Maria. Beth forearms Maria, Kelly Kelly is in with an
apron sunset flip. Two for Kelly, series of pin-fall attempts from the two. Victoria
blind tags in, Kelly lands a hurricanrana on Victoria for the elimination.
Maryse nails Kelly with a back-breaker for the elimination.
Victoria/Kelly
Kelly Have Been Eliminated!
Mickie bursts into the ring, Mickie
lands clotheslines and dropkicks on Maryse, Maryse tags in Michelle. Mickie and
Michelle trade pin-fall attempts before a Russian legsweep from Michelle. Two
for Michelle, neck-breaker from Mickie. Maria tries breaking up the pin, Maria
hits Michelle by mistake. MickieDT and Michelle is eliminated due to Maria’s
mess up. Mickie gets distracted by Beth, her partner and Maryse rolls her up
with a handful of tights.
Mickie
James/Michelle McCool Have Been Eliminated!
Maryse leaves the ring as Candice runs
in, here comes Natalya. More pin-fall attempts, slap and kick to the knee from
Natalya. Sharpshooter is locked in from Natalya, Candice crawls towards the
ropes but Natalya pulls her away. Jillian interferes illegally and attacks
Natalya, Natalya turns around and asks “Who did that?” Natalya walks into a
spear from Candice, who jacknife covers her for the elimination.
Natalya Has Been
Eliminated!
Maryse comes in and slaps Beth, Jillian
is like what the hell? Maryse tags Maria, Maria runs in and eats a Samoan drop
for two as Jillian waffles Maryse off the apron. Whip to the buckle, handspring
elbow by Jillian. Maria lands a victory roll off a reversed Irish whip, Maria
eliminates Jillian. Candice runs in and lands a northern lights suplex for the
elimination.
Jillian/Maria Have
Been Eliminated!
Maryse comes in, Candice starts
selling her leg from the sharpshooter. Maryse knocks Beth off the apron, Maryse
applies a figure four like manoeuvre on Candice. Candice is eliminated, no bell
or anything to signal that. We are down to two, Maryse kicks Beth in the back
of the head. Whip to the buckle, Maryse elbows Beth. Middle rope crossbody goes
wrong as Beth catches Maryse. Maryse slips out of the powerslam, roll-up
attempt. Two, Maryse tries for her DDT but one Glam Slam later and this match
is over.
Bizarre and awful, the way some of
these women were eliminated were shocking. The agents who booked this should be
ashamed, pure garbage at times. I have no idea what they were trying to do with
this match because nobody looked good in this match, nobody. Most of them were
distracted and rolled up or hit with some weak looking manoeuvre. Candice and
Maria looked awful, no idea why it took them so long to set up for that suplex.
Confusion fuck up during Mickie’s elimination, no real clarification on Candice’s
elimination. A shit-show all around, sucked me out of this review. I wanted nothing
to do with this pay per view after that crap.
Winners: Team
Beth over Team Michelle via Glam Slam!
(Casket Match)
The Undertaker vs The Big Show
Loved this feud so far, Show stopped
Taker from sending Vickie Guerrero to hell. Show came back with a hell of a
finish, that being his KO Punch. It knocked Taker out-cold, Taker sold it like
death. Taker withstood the onslaught at Cyber Sunday and walked out the victor
but Taker looks to bury Show literally on this night in a coffin. They lock-up,
Show unloads with rights and lefts, early KO Punch attempt but Taker looks out
of the way. Taker tries to end it early, sending Show near the coffin. Show
walks away though, Show sends Taker into the timekeeper’s barricade. Massive rights
to the ribs, Taker’s head is bounced off the announce table. Show starts
clearing the table for a chokeslam or something, Taker stumbles over.
Taker manages to fight back, monitor
to the head. Show is laying across the announce table, Taker climbs onto
another announce table. Massive leg drop through the table from The Deadman.
Show rolls into the ring, arm-wringer from Taker. Old School is on Taker’s
mind, Show crotches Taker and lands a suplex. Whip to the buckle, sidewalk slam
from Show. Show rolls Taker in, Show has to close the casket. Show asks the
referee to close it, Show must close it himself. Show does not want to touch
the casket, Taker is clearly in the head of his opponent.
Taker comes out swinging with rights
and lefts, Show reverses an Irish whip but Taker lands his flying clothesline.
Corner clothesline, Show elbows Taker away to stop the second. Show is thinking
Show Bomb, Taker sits up though. Middle rope Chokeslam from Taker, Taker rolls
in Show. Show blocks the casket lid with both hands, right hand from Show.
Chokeslam from Show, Show rips and turns over the casket. Show says that it is,
Show is going home. Taker sits up, Show is backing away from The Deadman. Suddenly,
fire shoots up from the ramp to block Show’s path. The druids bring out a new
casket, setting it down in front of Show.
Taker is back with big right hands, Show
battles back as they brawl on the stage. Show throws Taker into the casket,
Taker fights back though. Show is staggering, Taker’s right hands forcing Show
into the defensive. Anti-climatically, Taker whips Show into the casket match
and that’s it.
So, you tease this big spot on the
ramp and instead, we have Taker whipping Show into the casket and Show comically
falling into said casket. When you talk about a finish that is anti-climatic,
this is perfect. I cannot believe they did that, that’s more than likely the
pay-off? That’s two bad matches in a row, I cannot believe they thought that
would make the fans happy.
Winner: The
Undertaker over The Big Show!
Team Batista (Batista/R-Truth/CM
Punk/Kofi Kingston/Matt Hardy) vs Team Orton (Randy Orton/Cody Rhodes/Mark
Henry/Shelton Benjamin/William Regal)
So this is where Batista is following
losing his championship, it seems like a good position to be with Orton fresh
off his injury against Triple H way back that cut a seemingly epic championship
reign short. Beyond that, there is not a whole lot going on in this match. Punk
wants Orton but the focus is on Batista vs Orton, Cody has issues with Orton.
Benjamin and Truth were feuding on Smackdown and Matt Hardy is thrown in here
with Mark Henry for some ECW representation. William Regal is here too,
intercontinental champion who ended Marella’s run. Punk and Regal start, Punk
shocks Regal who eats a GTS and that’s it for Regal.
Regal Has Been
Eliminated!
Benjamin comes in, trying a roll-up.
Punk kicks out and reverses an Irish whip, leaping calf kick from Punk. Tag to
Kofi, Kofi has an arm-bar. Benjamin pushes Kofi to the corner, cheap shots from
Benjamin. Kofi counters an Irish whip, monkey flip is countered by Benjamin.
Dropkick from Kofi, Benjamin regains control though, tagging in Henry. Big kick
from Henry, tag to Rhodes. Stomp from Rhodes, Kofi slides out of the slam.
Monkey flip, arm-drag and an arm-bar. Tag to Hardy, right hands and an Irish
whip. Elbow and elbow drop for two, front chancery and tag to Truth.
Double hip-toss for two, kicks and
elbows in the corner. Arm-wringer and tag to Batista, Rhodes scrambles away.
Tag to Benjamin, knees by Benjamin. Forearms too, Batista reverses the Irish
whip. Elbow and boot by Batista, suplex from Batista for two. Shoulder blocks
in the corner, tag to Hardy. Orton is not looking like a calm captain on the
apron, Hardy whips Benjamin to the buckle. Elbow from Benjamin, Hardy is down.
Tag to Orton, Orton eats a corner clothesline and bulldog for two. Scoop slam
by Hardy, Hardy misses a diving moonsault. Tag to Henry, boot by Henry. Kicks
to the ribs by Henry, rope guillotine from Henry, Hardy places a foot on the
ropes.
Rhodes tags in, big stomps to Hardy in
the corner. Hardy whips Rhodes to the corner, Rhodes leaps over Hardy but Hardy
lands a vicious clothesline. Hardy and Rhodes tag out, in come Truth and
Benjamin. Victory roll from Truth for two, corkscrew leg lariat for two.
Benjamin whips Truth to the corner, Truth flips out, split from Truth. Lie
Detector Clothesline from Truth, Scissors Kick misses though as Benjamin nails Pay
Dirt for the finish.
R-Truth Has Been
Eliminated!
Kofi tags in, diving crossbody for
two. Massive chop and dropkick, flying clothesline knocks down Benjamin. Boom
Drop, two for Kofi. Benjamin shoves away Kofi, Henry nails Kofi hard. Massive
forearm, Henry steps all over Kofi. Henry uses the rope to choke Kofi, tag to
Orton. Orton does his best Garvin stomp, Kofi dodges the knee drop though.
Right hands from Kofi, whip is reverse by Orton. Suplex onto the rope, shoulder
block from Kofi. Knee by Orton to block the shoulder block, rope-draped DDT
lays out Kofi.
Kofi Has Been
Eliminated!
In comes Punk, knee to the ribs. Stiff
kick to the spine, leaping leg lariat for two. Whip with Punk lowering the
head, kick by Orton. Tag to Rhodes, whip to the buckle. Dropkick followed by
drop toehold into a hammerlock, elbows from Punk to break free. Whip to the
buckle, Punk leapfrogs over and ducks a clothesline. Middle rope crossbody for
two, neck-breaker for two. Whip to the buckle, high knee and bulldog for two. Rhodes
elevates Punk to the apron, high kick from Punk. Manu distracts Punk, Rhodes knocks
Punk off the top rope. Vicious Silver Spoon DDT ends Punk’s night, in comes
Hardy.
CM Punk Has Been
Eliminated!
Side Effect for two, Hardy looks for
another one but Rhodes breaks free. Rhodes tags Henry, whip to the buckle.
Hardy drop toeholds Henry, middle rope elbow. Side Effect for two, Hardy climbs
the middle rope for a crossbody but gets caught for The World’s Strongest Slam.
Hardy is gone, Henry celebrates before being caught by a Spear by Batista for
the elimination. It’s three on one in favour of Team Orton.
Matt Hardy/Mark
Henry Have Been Eliminated!
In comes Benjamin, clothesline and
spinebuster for Benjamin. Benjamin foolishly ran in and it ends in disaster for
Benjamin as a Batista Bomb spells the end of Benjamin’s night.
Shelton Benjamin
Has Been Eliminated!
In comes Rhodes, Rhodes nails some
forearms before eating a big boot. To the corner, Rhodes tries a middle rope
move but Batista nails a clothesline. Running Powerslam, you are next says
Batista to Orton. Manu is on the apron, Batista knocks him down. Rhodes tries
DDT but Batista counters for a Batista Bomb. Orton tags in Rhodes, as Rhodes is
in the air. Batista Bomb but Rhodes is not legal, Orton is lying in wait and it
is too late when Batista realizes what’s coming. RKO and this match is over!
Not a big fan of this match, I thought
the elimination formula is stale at this stage. How many people will get
eliminated immediately after pinning someone else, how do I get to feel the
desperation for Batista when he is all alone when he immediately cuts down the deficit
by taking out two people like they were not even there? Also, why they got to
do Regal like that? The Intercontinental Champion treated like that really?
Interesting dynamic with Rhodes and Orton for sure, they did not play too much
into it apart from a little staredown when Orton was in there with Kofi, Orton
outsmarts Batista which is a little stale for me but only because Edge made
Batista look foolish countless times during his reign on Smackdown.
Winners: Team
Orton over Team Batista via RKO!
(WWE Championship
Match) Triple H © vs Vladimir Kozlov
So, the big story here is that Jeff
Hardy was meant to be in this match. A triple threat match was made, Jeff Hardy
snapped due to being so close to becoming champion. Hardy is on the cusp of the
main event and everyone wants to see it happen. However, Hardy was assaulted before
the pay per view and is not here tonight. Instead, we have Kozlov vs Triple H.
Kozlov has been build up for months as a destroyer on Smackdown. A big foreign monster
heel that is undefeated to my knowledge at the date of this pay per view.
Kozlov had a great look but could not wrestle for shit, this could be quite the
challenge for The Game to get a decent match out of The Moscow Mauler.
Kozlov is the aggressor in this match,
Triple H is tossed to the ground with ease. Waist-lock from Kozlov, Triple H
counters for a side headlock. Kozlov tries to shove off Triple H but Triple H
holds on tight. We want Hardy chants from the fans, this is not looking good
for this match. Triple H and Kozlov trade holds which is definitely what the
doctor ordered, some nice holds on display though for sure. Firemen’s carry
from Kozlov, hammerlock escape from Triple H. Kozlov shakes off The Game but misses
a corner clothesline, arm-bar and arm-wringer from the champion. Kozlov brings
Triple H to the corner, massive shoulder blocks and forearms.
Triple H reverses the Irish whip and
misses a clothesline but nails his running high knee, corner clotheslines and
face-buster. DDT from Triple H, right hands drop Kozlov. Whip to the buckle,
Kozlov kicks away Triple H. Triple H answers with a spinebuster, pedigree is
blocked with Kozlov nails his battering ram headbutt. Kozlov throws Triple H to
the floor, Kozlov takes control with a fallaway slam for two. A running
powerslam from Kozlov for two, Kozlov applies a body-scissors to squeeze the
life out of the champion. Kozlov lands a back-breaker for two, Kozlov rinses
and repeats. Back to squeezing the ribs of the champion, Triple H is in serious
trouble.
Triple H fires back with big right
hands, Kozlov cuts off Triple H with a powerslam for two. More gut-wrenching
from Kozlov, Triple H breaks the hold but Kozlov lands a headbutt to the spine
and a big belly to belly suplex. Kozlov misses a headbutt in the corner,
Pedigree connects with both men down. Out comes Vickie Guerrero who announces
it will be a triple threat match. She screams “He’s here!” The he is Edge, the
man who was taken out by Undertaker at Summerslam. Edge has Vickie around his
finger once more? This is madness, Edge measures The Game. Spear on Triple H,
Jeff Hardy is here.
The crowd loses their mind, Hardy
nails Triple H by mistake with the chair. Hardy takes out Kozlov too with a
brutal chair shot but in the chaos, Hardy loses Edge who answers Hardy with a
Spear. Triple H is laid out by the chair shot and Edge pins The Game to take
that championship!
Well a good crowd can make a decent
match great and a bad crowd can destroy a match. This was the latter, the crowd
were disgusted by not having Hardy and having to see Kozlov and Triple H trade
holds. Even the Pedigree could not raise a reaction out of the fans, Edge was a
welcome addition to the match. Hardy’s pop was tremendous though for sure, monster
reaction for the charismatic enigma. Things got a lot more interesting on
Smackdown, what will happen next?
Winner: Edge over
Everyone Else via Chair Shot!
(WWE World
Heavyweight Championship Match) Chris Jericho © vs John Cena
Big match John is back, Cena is an athletic
freak where injuries do not seem to affect this man like they should. Cena is
the face of the WWE and his injury could not have come at a worst time, Cena is
back though and boy, they build this up like mental. Old photos, highlight reels
and interviews with family, the whole she-bang all for John Cena. Jericho is
excellent in his role, has been since his angle with Shawn Michaels began. Can
Jericho pull the big match out of John Cena though? Can Jericho make this match
as important as it has been built up by WWE?
Bell rings, Jericho calmly walks around
Cena. Early FU attempt, Jericho bails to the apron. Lock-up, side headlock by
Jericho. Takedown, shoulder block by Jericho. Cena rolls out, checking his
neck. Cena showing doubts, will his neck hold up? Cena enters the ring and
fires up on Jericho with rights and lefts, big suplex for two. Drop toehold and
STFU attempt, Jericho scrambles away. Boot and clubbing blows by Jericho, Cena
takes two shots to the face. Cena’s face bounces off the buckle, whip by
Jericho. Cena reverses and nails a massive lariat, scoop slam and elbow drop
for two.
Whip to the buckle, Cena misses a
corner splash. Boots to the head by Jericho, whip by Jericho. Jericho lowers
the head, boot by Cena. Throwback by Cena, Jericho is in position for that guillotine
leg drop but Cena hesitates and walks back into the ring for a DDT. Two for
Jericho, Cena did not want to fly of the top rope because that’s how he injured
his neck. Jericho is on the floor, Cena’s head is next to the ring-post and
Jericho boots Cena’s skull into the post. Sickening thud but I do not know if
they are playing it up the right way, Jericho presents it as a count-out
victory attempt when it rather should be about the damage to Cena’s neck. Cena
slugs it out with Jericho, Jericho reverses an Irish whip and side-steps Cena.
Low dropkick to the face, Jericho
exposes the barricade. Cena is sent into the steel steps, reverse chin-lock
from Jericho in the ring. Cena breaks free, right hands from Cena. Cena misses
his shoulder block, Jericho covers for two. Jericho places his knee and stands
on the back of Cena, choking him with the middle rope. Full-nelson from
Jericho, Cena breaks free before Jericho locks in it again. Cena breaks free,
Jericho whips Cena to the buckle but Cena avoids the bulldog. Cena ducks a
clothesline and lands his comeback of two flying shoulder tackles before
Jericho avoids the belly to back suplex and lands his bulldog. Cena avoids the
lionsault but Jericho lands on his feet, spinning belly to back suplex. Five
Knuckle Shuffle is avoided as Cena is caught in The Liontamer!
Cena reverses the hold and flips off
Jericho using his leg strength, Jericho comes screaming back with a clothesline
that floors Cena. Jericho wants the finish, Walls of Jericho is locked in the
middle of the ring. Cena struggles and struggles before reaching the ropes, FU
out of nowhere Cena scores big. 1…2…. Jericho manages to get the shoulder up!
Jericho is in the corner, Cena comes charging in and eats an elbow. Both men
are on the apron, Jericho pulls up Cena. Headbutt from Jericho, Cena flips
Jericho into the ring. Cena has no choice, Cena lands a diving Kobashi-style
leg drop. FU but Jericho counters for a Codebreaker. 1..2… Cena kicks out!
Jericho is in shock, how can Cena kick
out? Jericho is cut from the headbutt, Jericho is furious now. Motioning for Cena
to get to his feet, Jericho wants to end this once and for all. Jericho lands a
massive clothesline, make it two. Jericho looks for a third but Cena counters
with a drop toehold and the STFU. Jericho is so close to the ropes but Cena tries
dragging him back. Boot to the face by Jericho into a small package but Cena
counters the small package into an FU, we have a new champion.
Happy to see Cena back in a WWE ring,
the fans missed him and he brings a certain atmosphere to his matches that
nobody in the company can during this era. That being said, not a fan of this
match. Little things I like is the first bump back and the doubts of going high
risk where he crashed and burned oh so badly the last time at Summerslam, maybe
they were a little on the nose with Cena dramatically pausing for too long and
the commentators going overboard on the whole explaining part but I like it so
I will let it slide. Jericho getting heat on the neck did not work for me, a
full-nelson by a man smaller than the person he is applying it to, I could not
buy it. I could not buy that a few lariats were damaging Cena’s neck that was repaired.
Where were the neck-breakers, boots and attacks to the neck? It started good
with the kick into the ring-post and The Liontamer with the knee on the neck
could have been a great false finish for the drama it would involved but they
wasted the drama on the normal version of The Walls of Jericho and that about
sums up this match. It could have been great but it just did not do enough.
Winner: John Cena
over Chris Jericho via FU!
That was WWE’s Survivor Series 2008, an
admittedly bad pay per view from the WWE if I were to be brutally honest. The
elimination style tag matches that were on this card are always a nice
throwback to the classic editions of this pay per view but never have they felt
so meaningless to me, never were they so devoid of drama or story-telling in my
recent memory. There was nothing of note from Team Michaels vs Team JBL, it
felt like a match where all the feuds in it went to die which is disappointing
for Kane & Mysterio, the Divas match was horrendous, absolute sloppy action
and the agent who put that together should be fired forever. Taker vs Big Show
had potential and then a flat ending destroyed that feud for me, that is really
your closing chapter? An Irish whip into the casket, Show tripping into it.
Come on now, that feud was so great to begin with and now Show seems worthless
to me again due to this booking. Triple H vs Kozlov was not what any Smackdown
fan wanted, they let that be known and Edge’s return was overshadowed by the
Jeff Hardy run-in, Edge with Vickie is more of the same that I saw already, I’d
rather a new challenge. Cena vs Jericho just does not do it for me, it seemed
like an easy match to do and an easy story to tell but I never felt Cena’s neck
was in danger and the match never had that story-telling that I wanted or needed
to be sucked into it, this is not a good pay per view and a bad representation
of WWE at the time. Thanks for reading and remember: there’s always another
night!
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