Thursday, 16 June 2016
Journey Through The Attitude Era Vol 16: WWF Over The Edge 1999 Review
Good evening wonderful wrestling fans of the internet,
may your day be full of criticising and complaining about the current product.
I am kidding I mean hey the brand split is coming back and money in the bank is
Sunday. What a better way to spend your night than reading about The Attitude
Era? Nothing that’s right that is why you are here! Tonight’s focus on the
worst wrestling series on the internet is WWF Over The Edge 1999. Shane Mcmahon
is still the head of The Corporate Ministry with the two big guns of the stable
Triple H and The Undertaker in action against The Rock and Stone Cold Steve
Austin respectively. D-X has imploded as we also have Billy Gunn taking on Road
Dogg and we have The Union battling The Corporate Ministry, First let’s address
the elephant in the room, Owen Hart was set to challenge The Godfather for the
intercontinental championship as The Blue Blazer, Hart was portraying The Blue
Blazer as punishment for turning down a storyline where Hart was kissing Debra
behind’s Jeff Jarrett’s back, Hart would be making a comical entrance where he
would come down from the rafters and fall to the mat. Hart was hesitant to
perform the stunt and unfortunately, the harness would release early as Hart
plummeted from 33 feet onto the top rope turnbuckle. Hart would die as a result
and the pay per view would continue with JR announcing Hart’s death live on
air, a tragic end to a man who put so many smiles on people’s faces. Owen, you
are missed you were one of a kind and the more I watch you, the more I fall in
love with your style of wrestling and your expressions…
Opening
Promo
Mark tells X-Pac he will snap him like a twig
and in comes Kane. Kane with a throat thrust, rams Henry into the corner, choke
by The Big Red Machine. Splash in the corner by Mark Henry, clubbing blows to
Kane, gorilla press slam by Henry(impressive). Kane fires back with arms,
dropkick by Kane, legdrop by Kane. Mark runs from Kane and tags in D’Lo. D’Lo
tries to go toe to toe with Kane, bad idea as he eats a boot from Kane, two
handed toss from Kane as Kane tags in X-Pac. Kicks from X-Pac, spinning heel
kick, shot to Mark Henry by X-Pac. D’Lo makes X-Pac pay with a thumb to the
eye, Henry gives his team the advantage by dragging X-Pac nuts first into the
ring post.
Henry is tagged in and starts throwing haymakers
and knuckle sandwiches, cheap shots by D’Lo on a wounded X-Pac. Leg drop by
Mark Henry and a scoop slam, Henry misses the splash, D’Lo runs in after making
the tag and prevents Kane from being tagged in the match. Henry has X-Pac on
the outside as the referee deals with Kane, X-Pac eats the barricade and is
thrown back into the ring. D’Lo applies a reverse chinlock and scores with a
running Ligerbomb. D’Lo climbs to the top rope, and tries a twisting corkscrew
manoeuvre. X-Pac makes the tag, Kane grabs Mark Henry and scoop slams him while
D’Lo is the victim of a tilt a whirl slam. X-Pac tries a plancha on Mark Henry,
it backfires as X-Pac is sent into the ringpost by Mark Henry.
In the ring Kane plants D’Lo with a reverse
suplex, Henry interjects himself and Kane eats a calf kick from D’Lo. Quick
kick out by Kane sending D’Lo to the floor, D’Lo and Henry beat up X-Pac before
Kane flies to the outside. In the ring, Kane hits another clothesline from the
top wiping out Henry, D’Lo breaks up the pin attempt, bronco buster by X-Pac on
D’Lo. Mark Henry smashes X-Pac but forgets about Kane. Chokeslam by Kane on
Henry and it is all over, Kane and X-Pac retain the tag team championships.
Good match from these two teams crowd was warmed up and let’s see if the
momentum continues.
Winners:
Kane & X-Pac over Henry & D'Lo Brown via Chokeslam!
Snow reverses an Irish whip into the steel steps
and Holly falls hard. Holly grabs Pierre and suckers Snow in for shots with a
metal cooking tray. Holly grabs a fire extinguisher from ringside, Holly fails
to work the extinguisher so Snow helps him by smashing him in the face. Snow
and Holly brawl into the crowd, backstage we go Holly grabs some popcorn and
hotdogs throwing them at Snow while Snow grabs a coke and throws it at Holly.
Snow goes down after tasting a funnel cake to the face. They kick and punch one
another before coming back down through the crowd. Snow wallops Holly with some
cotton candy as we finally return to ringside.
Snow nails a leg drop from the barricade which
would make Kenta Kobashi jealous. Snow stomps Holly in the balls before
grabbing a chair from ringside and a table. Table is placed in the corner but
Al Snow eats a dropkick from Hardcore Holly. Falcon’s Arrow by Hardcore Holly
or as its lesser known name The Hollycaust(Yikes I cannot figure out why that
name was dropped). Holly gets a 2 and a half before complaining at the referee.
Big mistake as Snow nails The Snowplow, two and a half for Snow, the match
continues with Holly in the corner. Holly has Snow from behind by the hair,
Snow nails a low blow and reaches for Head.
Holly reaches for the steel chair, Holly dodges
Head and DDTs Snow on the chair. Two count for Holly, Holly rearranges the
table as Snow is knocked out, Holly wastes a little too much time as Snow
reverses his scoop slam attempt and powerbombs Holly through the table. 1…2….3
Snow retains the championship. Entertaining match as hardcore matches always
are.
Winner:
Snow over Holly via Powerbomb!
Swinging neckbreaker by Jarrett to regain
momentum. Single arm DDT by Jarrett, two count for Jarrett. Jarrett rams Val’s
head into the turnbuckle, Jarrett tries a cloithesline but hits a powerslam and
a spinebuster. Nicole Bass tags in and it is Debra vs Nicole, Debra struts
around and feels she is smarter than Nicole, slap by Debra as she is on
Nicole’s back, Nicole misses a clothesline, Debra rams Nicole’s head into the
turnbuckle, Jarrett tags in and Val must come in, two knees and a side Russian
leg sweep by Val on Jarrett.
Pose and punches by Val on Jarrett, Val misses a
second rope elbow, Stroke by Jarrett and Nicole breaks it up. Nicole poses and
Debra grabs the guitar, Nicole does not move she rips off Jarrett’s top.
Jarrett tries to nail Nicole but Val saves his partner with a back suplex and a
Money Shot for the win. Was not too long and not as bad as I expected.
Winners:
Nicole Bass & Val Venis over Jarrett & Debra via Money Shot!
The iconic Mr. Ass theme plays throughout the
arena as the crowd goes mild, Billy drags Road Dogg to the outside and starts
whooping his former best friend. Stomps and right hands from Mr. Ass, scoop
slam by Billy Gunn. Billy chokes out Road Dogg before Road Dogg battles back to
his feet and knocks Mr. Ass to the outside. Billy Gunn tries to escape with his
dignity intact but Road Dogg says hell no and chases Billy up the ramp. Dogg
whips Gunn into the steel steps before tossing Billy into the ring. Billy
pleads for his life but Road Dogg tells Mr. Ass that he can go screw himself
(Just full of sexual references tonight aren’t we?).
Billy grabs Road Dogg and positons Road Dogg for
a jackhammer. Sleeper hold by Billy Gunn, Road Dogg fires back before Mr. Ass
nails Dogg with a powerslam. Road Dogg tries to muster a comeback but Billy
cuts Road Dogg off with a vicious clothesline. Camel clutch by Billy Gunn as
Road Dogg goes for it all with one more comeback, right hands by Road Dogg but
Billy counters with a neckbreaker. Boot to the side of the head as Road Dogg
staggers around the ring, sleeper once more by Mr. Ass.
Road Dogg counters Billy with a running bulldog,
shake rattle and right hand by Road Dogg, followed by his knee drop. Mr.Ass
rolls to the outside and hits Road Dogg with the timekeeper’s hammer, two count
for Billy Gunn. Billy misses his splash in the corner as Road Dogg knocks him
with a right hand. Only two. Gunn cheats to victory by using his tape from his
wrist to blind the Road Dogg by finishing Road Dogg with A FameAsser.
Good heel work form Billy, he looked more
comfortable here than he did against Mankind but that could be chalked up to
him just phoning it in for the UK pay per view. Regardless, Billy Gunn was
building some serious momentum with his heel turn and would have arguably the
best run of his career during 1999. Road Dogg was just not meant to be a
singles wrestler in my opinion, apart from his two moves he had no real offence
and it shows in this match just like the Bossman match.
Winner:
Billy Gunn over Road Dogg via FameAsser!
Test goes for a diving elbow, he scores and
Faarooq interrupts which allows Test to be hit with a clothesline from hell.
Test is eliminated. Shamrock enters the match and locks in the Ankle Lock on
Bradshaw, Bradshaw is eliminated.Shamrock battles Viscera who squashes him with
a sidewalk slam, Shamrock tries a crucifix pin but Viscera shakes him off big
elbow from Viscera. Faarooq enters the match and eats an elbow and spinning
heel kick from Shamrock. Belly to Bell suplex on Faarooq, Ankle Lock on
Faarooq, Bossman helps Faarooq to the ropes, Shamrock does not break the count
and is disqualified.
Shamrock is eliminated and Big Show comes in and
chokeslams Faarooq, Faarooq is eliminated. It is two on two, Mankind and Big
Show vs Viscera and Big Bossman.Big Show knocks Bossman to the outside with one
shoulder barge, Bossman walks away before Big Show chases him, throat toss by
Big Show who tries to choke Bossman with his boot, Bossman counters and nails
Show repeatedly, Viscera and Bossman combine and elbow Big Show down, reverse
chinlock by Bossman. Big Boot by Big Show before Viscera comes to Bossman’s
aid, brawl in the ring as Big Show slams Viscera, Mankind fights Bossman in the
ring, Viscera and Big Show brawl to the back so we are down to just two men,
Bossman and Mankind.
Mankind tastes the steel steps and a clothesline
from Bossman, sleeper hold by Bossman. Mankind fires back but gets caught with
a big boot. Out of nowhere, Foley nails the double arm DDT, it is time for
socko and the mandible claw, Bossman passes out and The Union win. Was a quick
match with quick eliminations, nothing memorable as Mankind gets the victory
for his team.
Winners:
Union over Corporate Ministry via Mandible Claw!
Rock races to the ring and lays the smackdown on
The Rock. Hard clothesline by the Rock and he sidesteps Hunter. Rock tries to
slam Triple H into the ring but Triple H counters and pummels his opponent.
Thumb to the eye by Triple H but the advantage does not last long, Rock sends
Triple H face first into the announce tables before Triple H rips the cats from
Rock’s broken arm. Triple H being the asshole he is goes after that right arm
like me searching for the new chapter of Berserk(Such a great manga and anime).
Triple H cuts off Rock with a knee to the face while stomping on Rock’s arm,
Chyna attacks Rock while Triple H is distracting the referee. The focus of the
attack is Rock’s arm, Rock is measured by Triple H for a clothesline but both
men nail the clothesline.
Rock creates separation a DDT, cover and a two
count for The Rock. Rock’s arm is targeted as Hunter nails a single arm ddt,
Triple H continues the punishment by dropping his knee on the broken arm. Rock
screams out in pain as the crowd tries to lift The People’s Champion’s spirit.
Triple H slams Rock’s broken arm into the ring post. Rock fires back with right
hands but Triple H sends Rock to the floor, Rock goes shoulder first into the
ringpost as Triple H lays the right hands into The Rock. Rock goes for Rock
Bottom and fails as Triple H plants Rock with a DDT. Triple H calls for a chair
as Chyna obliges, Hebnar the referee pulls the chair from Triple H. Triple H
knocks out Earl Hebnar and Rock wins by disqualification, Rock blocks Triple
H’s chair shot as Triple H gets nailed.
Rock nails the referee as Triple H is bleeding
everywhere, Rock and Triple H continue to brawl in the ring as Chyna just
watches on, Chyna tries hitting The Rock, it does not happen but Rock nails The
Rock Bottom on Triple H and The People’s Elbow for good measure with a chair
placed on Triple H’s face. However, Chyna saves Triple H and Triple H blasts
Rock with the steel chair, Mankind comes to Rock’s aid and saves the day. Early
version of Rock and Sock Connection as Rock looks on bewildered as to why
Mankind would help The Rock.
It was an ok match, I feel bad for Triple H(I
know it’s weird right?) just hear me out, Triple H was trying so hard to be
considered such a badass and become this ruthless heel and despite all his work
in brutalizing Rock with a sledgehammer and a chair, it was not working, nobody
was buying into him as a viable top guy. On the other hand, due to Triple H’s tainted
legacy now and our knowledge of his use of power and politics, it is quite
funny to watch him fail in becoming the top guy. I imagine the extended brawl
after the DQ was to fill time due to Hart’s match being cancelled.
Winner:
The Rock over Triple H via DQ!
Patterson is chokeslammed by Undertaker before
the match begins, the glass shatters and you damn right, business has picked up
as Austin runs right into Taker, reverse elbow by Taker, Taker keeps Austin out
of the ring, Stungun by Austin as he goes up top, clothesline by Austin, pin
and two count for Austin. Stomps in the corner and a choke by Austin, Austin
meets Taker’s right hand as he is rammed into the turnbuckle, stomps by Taker
and a choke for maximum effect.
Elbows and uppercuts by The Phenom, Austin is
reeling as Taker zeroes in on Austin’s heavily braced left knee. Austin battles
out with right hands and an elbow to the back of the head. Austin returns the
leg work favour to Taker with a stomp to the mid-section. Undertaker and Austin
brawl on the outside as Shane admonishes Austin anytime he attacks Taker. Shane
tries dragging Taker away from Austin’s grasp but it’s in vain as Austin
continues destroying Undertaker’s vertical base. Taker fights his way out of a
submission attempt from Austin into a triangle hold, Austin counters and
punches Undertaker as Shane can hardly watch.
Paul Bearer sacrifices himself so Taker can
regain control, Austin’s left knee is pulverised by Taker who slams it onto the
floor and the concrete. More crowd brawling(Once was enough for me thank you
very much). Undertaker brings Austin to ringside as he chokes Austin with cables.
Undertaker moves the steels steps to crush Austin’s leg. Austin writhes in
pain, they return to the ring, stomps in the corner by Undertaker. Illegal
choke by Taker goes unpunished by Shane, Austin fires back but Taker catches
Austin with an uppercut, Tombstone is countered into a clothesline by Austin,
Taker lands on his feet on the outside, Austin drives Taker into the announce
table. Austin tries to go for the Lou Thesz Press but Taker counters with a
spinebuster.
Paul Bearer’s shoe comes into play as he smashes
Austin in the head, Austin and Taker battle to the ramp, Austin shoves Taker’s
head through glass panels on the entrance way. Austin hammers away at
Undertaker on the entrance way, Austin has Undertaker incapacitated on the
floor as Shane gets in Austin’s face, telling him to return to the ring.
Undertaker fights back with Austin laying in the corner, stomps by The Phenom
and a choke with the boot. Shane refuses to count the pin for Austin as he pins
Taker after a second rope elbow and a low blow. Undertaker gets a chair from
Paul Bearer, Taker is whipped into Shane, Gerald Brisco comes to count the pin
after Undertaker gets nailed with a chair, two count for Austin.
Undertaker knocks out referee Gerald Brisco and
Undertaker nails a clothesline on Austin. Vince makes his grand return on his
broken ankle, Stunner is blocked by Undertaker, big double knockdown.
Undertaker and Austin sit up and engage in a slugfest, Stunner by Austin he
covers, Vince breaks up the cover, Vince and Shane stare at one another with
Vince shoving Shane. Austin climbs to his feet and pulls Vince from behind.
Seizing the opportunity, Shane bundles Vince into Austin and counts a roll up
for Undertaker.
Fast count and we have a new champion as
Undertaker wins with Shane screwing Austin. Good match from these two but not
great, their chemistry was never off the charts but Undertaker and Austin put
on one hell of a show. Screwy finish was expected and a rare loss for Austin on
pay per view.
Winner:
Undertaker over Austin via Shenanigans!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment