Hello and welcome to another edition
of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series on the
internet that is more surprising than seeing Buff Bagwell in a deathmatch! It’s
time for WCW Great American Bash 1992 and I am pissed! Why? Because we are
treated to an NWA Tag Team Championship Tournament, this is a shock for me
because I thought this tournament would have been concluded by the time this
show came around but that means I am going to have to watch lots of tag team
tournament matches all over the card and it just makes me sad because that
would mean this card has a good chance of dragging but the less-serious teams
are all eliminated, the tournament is populated by big stars but I wonder will
it be any good? The other hook for this PPV is none other than Vader
challenging Sting for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship!
(NWA Tag Team
Tournament Quarter Finals Match) Flyin’ Brian Pillman vs Nikita Koloff & Ricky
The Dragon Steamboat
Babyfaces all around, Nikita shoulder
blocks and out-powers Pillman before Pillman drop toeholds and slaps on a front
chancery, Nikita powers up and places Pillman on the top rope like a child.
Pillman kicks Nikita and lands a dropkick, Nikita stops the ten punches and
lands an inverted atomic drop. Pillman dodges the corner splash and lands a
schoolboy for two, tag to Liger. Liger works the arm with arm-wrenches over and
over, tag to Pillman. Diving double axe handle from Pillman, Liger comes back
in with his own axe handle. Another tag to Pillman who kicks the arm and
wrenches the arm, hammerlock throw to the ropes. Nikita’s arm is being destroyed
before we have a shoulder block in the middle of the ring with Liger not knocking
down Nikita.
A dropkick and a shoulder block take
down Nikita, Pillman is in the ring again. Nikita tags in Steamboat who lands a
noggin-knocker, Team Pillman is dumped to the floor. Drop toehold into an
arm-bar, Steamboat continues to control the tempo with arm-drags and
clotheslines. Pillman clotheslines Steamboat down, tag to Liger who lands a
double dropkick with Pillman. Steamboat trips up Liger, shoulder block by The
Dragon for wo. Tag to Nikita, scoop slam by Nikita. Elbow by Nikita, Pillman
tags into the match. Side headlock by Nikita, tag to Steamboat. Side headlock
takedown from Steamboat, Pillman fights out with a back body drop and a
dropkick for two. Side headlock takedown from Pillman, tag to Liger who lands
kicks and a back-breaker. Diving moonsault for two, tombstone piledriver from
Liger for two. Somersault senton from Liger for two, Steamboat lands a belly to
back suplex. Nikita lands a boot and an elbow drop, make it three. Reverse
chin-lock from Nikita, Steamboat comes in and lands a back-breaker. Make it
three back-breakers from The Dragon, a running powerslam with Pillman making
the save.
Tag to Nikita, double elbow to the
face of Liger. Two for Nikita, Nikita has the reverse chin-lock before tagging
in Steamboat. Irish whip and Steamboat ducks his head, kick from Liger and tag
to Pillman. Back body drop to Steamboat, dropkick to Nikita. Dropkick and scoop
slam for two, side headlock from Pillman. Liger comes in and Steamboat takes
down Liger, in comes Nikita. Liger kicks and smacks Nikita, no effect on
Nikita. Flying shoulder block, it’s time! Pillman comes in and lands a dropkick
to stop Nikita, Liger tags in Pillman. Irish whip and dropkick by Pillman, make
it two. Pillman tries a crossbody but Nikita catches Pillman, Liger lands an
assist dropkick. Nikita sends Pillman to the apron, Air Pillman and a diving
missile dropkick, Steamboat is dropkicked to the floor too. Pillman covers for
two and a half!
Pillman chops Nikita in the corner,
Nikita sends Pillman to the buckle. Pillman stops Nikita with two boots,
Pillman slaps on the sleeper. Jaw-breaker from Nikita, Liger and Steamboat tag
into the match. Enzuigiri from Liger, Steamboat avoids a dropkick. Backslide by
Liger for two, tag to Pillman. Slingshot crossbody by Pillman for two, side
headlock takedown from Pillman. Backslide from Steamboat for two, Pillman lands
a belly to back suplex. The match breaks down with Steamboat rolling through
Pillman’s diving crossbody for the win.
What a hot start to the show, there
was no way this was not going to be good when you have Ricky Steamboat, Jushin
Liger and Brian Pillman. They all play their part well here and the crowd is
freaking out during the majority of the match so it is wonderful stuff here to
kick off the show. Really good chemistry between these men and that’s a good
start for a show that I am not really too keen on, hoping for more surprises!
Winners: Team
Steamboat over Team Pillman via Roll-Through Diving Crossbody!
(NWA Tag Team
Tournament Quarter-Finals Match) Shinya Hashimoto & Hiroshi Hase vs The
Fabulous Freebirds
This match sounds like the greatest
joke of all-time, imagine I am going to see Michael Hayes get smacked around by
Hashimoto? Who would you believe you with that statement? Hashimoto is
obviously a massive upgrade from AKIRA but what can The Freebirds do with Hase
and Hashimoto?
Hayes and Hase to start, Hase works
the arm but Hayes kicks away Hase. Side headlock from Hase, Hayes counters with
a head-scissors. Hase flips out of the head-scissors, Hase takes down Hayes but
Hayes rolls through into the arm-bar. Tag to Garvin, Garvin wrenches the arm
but Hase backs Garvin to his corner. In comes Hashimoto, side headlock from
Garvin. Hammerlock from Garvin, Hashimoto drop toeholds but they are in the ropes.
Side headlock takedown from Hashimoto, arm-bar from Hashimoto. Tag to Hase,
diving chop to the arm. Garvin avoids the wristlock, knees from Hase. Tag to
Hashimoto, brutal kicks from Hashimoto. Scoop slam from Hashimoto for two,
Garvin scrambles away and tags in Hayes.
Shots to the arm from Hayes, Hashimoto
lands a throat thrust and batters Hayes. Tag to Hase who lands a somersault
senton for two, Hase works the ribs. Hayes tries chopping back, tag to Hashimoto.
Measured kicks from Hashimoto, Hayes collapses to the mat. Garvin saves Hayes
but Hashimoto lands a northern lights suplex for two, reverse chin-lock from
Hashimoto. Hase is sent into Hashimoto, Hayes ducks a clothesline and lands two
lefts to sting the NJPW stars. Tag to Garvin, running forearms and scoop slams.
Clotheslines too, Garvin walks into a kick from Hashimoto and a Northern Lights
Suplex from Hase for the win.
Yeah went about how I thought it
would, very middle of the road I am shocked the fans still care about The
Freebirds, they have faced everyone so I am not sure what you do with them but
the act ran stale a long time ago.
Winners: Team
Hase over The Fabulous Freebirds via Northern Lights Suplex!
(NWA Tag Team
Tournament Quarter-Finals Match) Ravishing Rick Rude & Stunning Steve
Austin vs Dustin Rhodes & Barry Windham
This could be a show-stealer right
here, we will ever see the Television Championship match that they continue to
talk about week in and week out? Who knows! Austin and Windham will be starting
out, Austin sends Windham to the buckle. Lock-up and Austin sends Windham to
the buckle twice, Windham sends back Austin and lands an arm-drag. Austin lands
right hands after not giving the clean break, backslide attempt from Austin.
Austin secures it for two, schoolboy with a handful of tights for two. Shoulder
block but Windham lands a massive right-hand. Austin is furious, side headlock
takedown from Windham. Austin counters with a head-scissors, Windham counters
and teases the right hand before slapping Austin around.
Rhodes lands a bionic elbow and Austin
powders, Rude decides to come into the ring and they lock-up, tag to Rhodes.
Rhodes works the arm, Rude battles back with forearms that rock Rhodes. Whip to
the opposite buckle, boot counter by Rhodes and a clothesline. Rude eats a
belly to back suplex, arm-drag into an arm-bar from Rhodes. Rhodes is backed to
the corner, shoulder thrusts from Rude who slaps on a reverse chin-lock. Knees
from Rude but Rhodes counters the tombstone and spikes Rude, Austin makes the
save. Stomps and elbow drops from Rhodes, Rhodes tries a splash but Rude
counters with knees to the ribs. Rhodes meets the knees of Austin, snap-mare
into a knee-drop. Austin kicks the ribs of Rhodes, Rhodes reverses a whip to
the buckle but Austin explodes out with a clothesline.
Rhodes reverses a whip and knees
Austin in the ribs, Rhodes kicks Austin in the ribs over and over. Abdominal
stretch from Rhodes, Austin eats a right hand and we have a tag to Windham.
Diving clothesline for two, Austin brings Windham to his corner. Rude works the
kidneys with forearm after forearm, belly to back suplex and fist drop from
Rude for two. Windham meets the knee of Austin, superplex time from Austin?
Windham headbutts Austin down, side headlock from Windham. Flying crossbody for
two, Medusa is on the apron. Rude yanks down Windham by the hair, Rude lands a
diving missile dropkick for two.
Spike piledriver from Rude and Rhodes
interferes and rallies the crowd. Windham is trying for the tag, Austin is in
and lands a diving axe handle to thwart Windham. Austin drills Windham with the
suplex, two for Austin. Reverse chin-lock from Austin, Windham fights out but
Austin drop toeholds Windham to prevent the tag. Rude comes in off the tag and
lands more forearms, Windham is bounced off the buckle. Windham blocks the
buckle and sends Rude into the buckle, Rude lands a scoop slam and poses for everyone.
Front chancery from Rude, Windham counters Rude but Austin has the tag and
stops the tag. Windham is dumped to the floor, Austin comes out and attacks
Windham. Windham lands a massive knee-lift, Austin boots Windham down though
for two.
Snap-mare into a reverse chin-lock, Rude
tags in and works the headlock. Austin is back in and lands shoulder thrusts,
Irish whip and back body drop with right hands by Austin. Windham counters the
scoop slam for a small package, two for Windham. Both men collide with a
clothesline, Austin lands a belly to back suplex and tags in Rude. Knees and
forearms by Rude, Windham lands an inverted atomic drop, Rude ducks the
clothesline but both men bang heads. Rhodes get the hot-tag, Bionic Elbows and
clotheslines all around. Dropkick to the floor, Austin eats a massive reverse
elbow to the face. Windham brawls with Rude, noggin-knockers and the match
breaks down. Austin wants a piledriver in the ring but Rhodes lands a Diving
Clothesline for the win on Austin.
Great stuff here, I would love to see
Windham and Rhodes in the tag team championship picture but it is difficult to
do when you have a team like The Steiners, Austin and Rude are tremendous in
this match also. Windham does a great job showing how vicious these heels can
be and Rhodes shows great fire when coming in for the hot-tag, I may not be a
fan of this tag team tournament but when we have matches like this, I might
just have to change my mind but kudos to all four men, The Dangerous Alliance
vs Steamboat and the team of Windham/Rhodes has always delivered.
Winners: Team
Windham over Team Rude via Diving Clothesline!
(NWA Tag Team
Tournament Semi-Finals Match) The Miracle Violence Connection vs Nikita Koloff
& Ricky The Dragon Steamboat
Steamboat and Gordy to begin this
match, Gordy has a side headlock and lands a shoulder block. Side headlock
takedown from Gordy, Steamboat rolls over for pin-fall attempts but Gordy
maintains control, Steamboat escapes and leapfrogs before landing those deep
arm-drags. Gordy tracks Steamboat to the corner, tag to Williams but Steamboat escapes
the corner and lands the arm-drag. Williams and Steamboat eventually separate as
Williams continues to showcase his amateur background, Steamboat catches
Williams with a fireman’s carry. Arm-bar from Steamboat, Williams backs
Steamboat to the corner. Steamboat chops his way out, Gordy is frustrated. Tag
to Nikita, clubbing blows to the arm of Gordy. Gordy tags in Williams who is
dropped also, Nikita works the arm.
Nikita and Gordy are in there now,
shoulder blocks do not work for Nikita but a massive dropkick spells disaster
for Gordy. Nikita cannot break free from Williams as they continue to showcase
their amateur wrestling skills, eventually we have Steamboat and Gordy in there
who lands a massive chop and an arm-drag before transitioning to the arm-bar.
Gordy sends Steamboat to the corner, tag to Williams. Clothesline from Williams
before an eye poke by Williams, Steamboat ducks and tries a crucifix but
Steamboat is sent to the buckle by Williams. Steamboat chops back but Williams
snap-mares Steamboat to the corner, tag to Gordy who lands a scoop slam. Make
it two, tag to Williams and they land their double shoulder blocks for two.
Williams and Gordy land a double
suplex on Steamboat but the referee is not buying the idea that the duo tagged,
Steamboat continues to chop his way back into the match. Gordy makes the tag
and Williams smashes the back of Steamboat. Steamboat tries a flying crossbody but
Williams counters with a back-breaker for two. Tag to Gordy who lowers his head
off an Irish whip, DDT by Steamboat. Tag to Nikita who lands shoulder blocks
all around, the flying shoulder block is blocked as Gordy lands a face-buster,
tag to Williams. Nikita is dropped across the top rope, make it double.
Head-scissors choke from Williams, Gordy comes in and we have Nikita rallying
but missing a knee to the corner.
So, Gordy takes control with an STF.
Williams comes into the match, knees to the head of Koloff and Boston crab. Am
I just watching The Steiners match again? Nikita survives so Gordy goes back to
the STF, Nikita survives so Williams comes back in and rinse and repeat before
Williams wants the stampede but Nikita shoves Williams to the buckle. They bang
heads but Steamboat gets the tag, right hands to both Gordy and Williams. Belly
to back suplex on Williams, chop to the head. Steamboat climbs high, Diving
Chop to the back of the head. Diving crossbody is thwarted as Gordy shoves Steamboat
into the hands of Williams who lands a modified Oklahoma Stampede for the win.
Awful and I like a lot of the
wrestlers in this match but this was horrific, it is very similar to the Steiners
match with Gordy and Williams continuing the mat-wrestling stuff, it just keeps
on going and going. The same oh let’s keep doing submissions spot too, I have
seen it already and it was horrific so why not learn from our mistakes? Why not
have Steamboat vs Rude blow-off for the championship? Why not Cactus Jack vs
Steamboat considering the attack at Beach Blast? Terrible match here.
Winners: Team MVC
over Team Steamboat via Modified Oklahoma Stampede!
(NWA Tag Team
Tournament Semi-Finals Match) Hiroshi Hase & Shinya Hashimoto vs Barry
Windham & Dustin Rhodes
Hase and Rhodes to start, Rhodes and
Hase trade wrestling holds before Windham comes in and tests Hase with his
strength, Hashimoto comes in for test of strength with Windham. Windham throws
Hashimoto, Rhodes comes in and is smacked with a shoulder block. Side headlock
from Rhodes, both men collide middle of the ring. Top wristlock from Hashimoto
into the arm-bar, tag to Hase. Hammerlock into a choke from Hase, Rhodes
counters and tags in Windham who lands a hammerlock scoop slam. Uppercuts from
Windham, side headlock takedown into the keylock. Hase flips out of the hold and
works the arm, chops from Hase and a tag to Hashimoto. Elbow to the head by
Hashimoto, triangle choke from Hashimoto.
Windham goes to the ropes for a break,
elbows from Windham and a tag to Rhodes. Bionic Elbow into an arm-drag, Hashimoto
goes to the throat and kicks the crap out of Rhodes. Spinning heel kick from
Hashimoto, spike piledriver from Team NJPW. Hashimoto and Hase double team
Rhodes, elbow drop from Hashimoto. Hase comes in and lands knees and boots to
the head, Rhodes fights back as both men trade elbows and chops. Windham has
enough at one point attacking both Hase and Hashimoto, Hashimoto regains
control and lands a knee on Rhodes. Suplex from Hashimoto, two for Hashimoto.
Hase misses a diving knee drop and Rhodes lands a massive clothesline.
Tag to Windham, elbows and clubbing
blows. Suplex on Hase, two for Windham. Powerslam from Windham, two for
Windham. Abdominal stretch with shots to the ribs, Hashimoto is drilled with a
clothesline. Pier-Six brawl, Hashimoto is knocked to the floor, Rhodes confuses
Hase with leapfrogs before we have Windham landing a flying clothesline for the
win.
Really bad match, low effort stuff
from everyone involved here. So much barebones wrestling going on in that ring,
I saw technical mat wrestling in the last match for 20 minutes, not a great
idea to follow that up with 15 minutes of the same shtick.
Winners: Team
Windham over Team NJPW via Flying Clothesline!
(WCW World
Heavyweight Championship Match) Sting © vs Vader W/ Harley Race
Vader had been in and out of WCW, some
notable moments here and there but nothing concrete until in 1992, Vader broke
the ribs of Sting and kicked off this feud. Harley Race was placed as the
mouthpiece of Vader due to having nothing to do once Lex Luger decided to quit
the company. Sting has been side-tracked with The Dangerous Alliance and Cactus
Jack but now Sting has to fight the man who injured his ribs.
They meet in the middle of the ring
and talk trash, Sting wants to fight. Vader shoves back Sting and poses, they
lock-up again and Vader clubs the crap out of Sting who is rocked. Sting is in
serious trouble, short-arm clothesline and Sting rolls to the floor. Harley
Race talks smack to the face of Sting, Sting re-enters the ring. Vader whips
Sting, Sting ducks the clothesline and Sting lands his own clothesline and
crossbody but Vader does not even budge. Vader misses a corner splash, belly to
back suplex by Sting. A clothesline and Vader is clotheslined to the floor, Sting
rallies this crowd. Sting lands rights and a massive shot to floor Vader,
dropkick sends Vader to the apron. An enzuigiri catches Vader on the apron,
Sting suplexes Vader into the ring for two.
Vader clubs down Sting to stop the
flurry, Sting avoids a clothesline and boots down Vader, small package for two.
Vader powders, Sting tries a sunset flip on Vader. Bad idea as Vader sits down
and crushes the ribs of Sting, could those ribs be reinjured? Elbow drop by
Vader, make it two. Vader lands a splash for two, Vader pulls up Sting to choke
him and toss him to the canvas. Vader grinds down Sting with a toe-hold, Sting
is caught in his own hold. Sting manages to escape but Vader continues to
waffle Sting with shots to the face, Sting cannot even hold himself up in the
ring. Clothesline from Vader, running powerslam from Vader for two.
Sting is backed into the corner, Vader
tees off with rights and lefts. Sting blocks the right hand and begins chopping
back at the challenger, rolling kappu kick to the head of Vader. DDT from
Sting, Sting runs into Vader knocking the big man to the apron. Vader is on the
top rope, Sting kicks Vader down. Sting kicks Vader’s ribs over and over, Samoan
drop from Sting. Two for Sting, Vader tries a belly to back suplex but Sting
flips out and kicks the referee by mistake, Sting lands a German suplex for a
close two as the referee was down and could not count right away. Sting lands a
Stinger Splash, make it two but Sting smacks his head off the steel buckle.
Sting is bleeding from smashing his head off the steel, Vader drags Sting for a
cover and gets two.
Vader is in firm control here, Sting
tries throwing blows but Vader effortlessly dodges the attacks of the champion.
Vader picks up Sting who is looking lost now, Powerbomb from Vader and Vader is
your new world heavyweight champion!
What a match, what a way to establish
Vader. Sting threw everything he had at Vader, every chop, every dropkick,
every Stinger Splash and Vader would not falter, Vader would not waver and
Vader marched on through every piece of offense from Sting and Powerbombed his
way to victory. Fantastic way to establish Vader as the toughest force in WCW,
Sting will live to fight another day but on this night, Vader was the baddest
motherfucker in WCW and Sting did a great job of telling that story.
Winner: Vader
over Sting via Powerbomb!
(NWA Tag Team Tournament
Final Match) The Miracle Violence Connection vs Barry Windham & Dustin
Rhodes
Ole Anderson is the referee, Windham
and Williams start who are no strangers to one another from their battles when
Doc fought against The Horsemen. They try to grapple one another, both men
maintaining distance. Gordy comes in and so does Rhodes. Gordy shoots for the
leg, Rhodes shoots back for the leg. Clean break off the ropes, Gordy is not
happy with the officiating of Ole Anderson. Rhodes goes to the ropes but Gordy
German suplexes Rhodes, Bionic Elbows from Rhodes and a massive forearm, Rhodes
works the leg. Windham comes in as does Williams, Williams and Windham wrestle
around on the ground for a minute or two before Williams lands a knee to the
head and Windham nearly gets beheaded by a clothesline by Gordy.
Rhodes tags in and chases the leg of
Gordy, knees and ankle stretch from Rhodes. In comes Williams and we get some
more MAT-WRESTLING BOY. Rhodes slaps on a deep arm-drag followed by an arm-bar,
Gordy is able to get tagged in and apply the STF. Rhodes has a sleeper but Gordy
blind-tags to Williams who lands a diving axe handle, sleeper from Williams.
Gordy comes in and it’s time for a Boston crab, Williams comes in for a
powerslam for two. Williams is not happy, front chancery from Williams. Windham
gets the tag and batters Gordy and Williams, back body-drop on Williams.
Clothesline on Gordy, suplex with a float-over for two. Gut-wrench suplex for
two, Windham whips Williams to the buckle but misses and Gordy comes in for a
suplex. Two for Gordy, lariat from Gordy for two. Reverse chin-lock from Gordy,
in comes Williams who kicks Windham all around the ring before Windham lands a
boot to the head. Williams holds onto Windham and stops the tag, Gordy comes in
and lands elbow after elbow.
In comes Williams and they batter
Windham some more, abdominal stretch from Williams. Windham reaches the ropes
and Williams tags in Gordy. Gordy and Windham bang heads after Windham drops
down off an Irish whip, could this be the moment? Rhodes gets the tag, Bionic
Elbows all around. Williams clubs down Rhodes, front chancery. Now we have to
watch Rhodes be destroyed? Rhodes keeps fighting the two but is cut off by
Williams, Oklahoma Stampede is stopped by Windham with a dropkick, we have a
pier-six brawl now. Williams misses a
corner splash, Rhodes is sent into Gordy and Williams lands a clothesline for
the win.
Brutal just brutal, I can’t believe a
team so legendary in AJPW, a team that I have watched have fantastic matches in
AJPW bore me to tears almost with matches back to back. Two of the worst ends
to WCW PPVs I have seen in recent memory and I cannot believe that I have Rick
Rude killing it in one segment or Ricky Steamboat or Sting doing great things
but no we have this tag tournament stinking up this card.
Winners: Team
Miracle Violence Connection over Team Windham & Rhodes via Clothesline!
That was WCW’s Great American Bash
1992 and it was a mostly bad show from WCW, it pains me to say it but these
PPVs based around certain concepts is really hurting WCW for me at times, it
was bad enough at The Lethal Lottery Battle Bowl for Starrcade, the mini
tournament at Starrcade 89 and The War Games Match taking all the top talent so
the undercard is littered with lower-card acts but this tag team tournament is
brutal. I have seen some bad tag tournaments in WCW but at least they were
short and somewhat watchable. The semi-finals and finals of this tournament
were atrocious in every sense of the word, Williams and Gordy are legendary
figures in AJPW, I am a big fan of both men but when they came to WCW in 1992, they
must have not given two shits because these matches are awful. The tournament
kicks off with so much hope as Pillman/Liger want to deliver as do Windham and
Rhodes against The Dangerous Alliance but it gets brutal after that and the
tournament dies a cruel death in front of all in the arena. The one major
highlight is the crowning of Vader as the WCW World Heavyweight Champion, Sting
does a fantastic job of making Vader look unstoppable and boy does he, should
be interesting to see how Vader does as champion. Plenty of babyfaces to work
with so fingers crossed for Vader’s run, thanks for reading and remember: there
is always another night!
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