Hello and welcome to another edition
of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series on the
internet that rates matches on a fairer level than Dave Meltzer! Another
edition of Saturday Night’s Main Event, focusing on the aftermath of The 1988
Survivor Series. A WWF Championship match between Andre & Savage, Hogan
talking with Brother Love and The Ultimate Warrior in action too!
(WWF
Intercontinental Championship Match) The Ultimate Warrior © vs The Super Ninja
I W/ Mr. Fuji
Ninja starts
out chopping and kicking Warrior, Warrior shrugs off Ninja’s attacks. Ninja
misses a clothesline and eats a boot, Ninja rolls to the floor. Military press
slam into the ring, Ninja is rammed into the turnbuckles. Irish whip and
reverse elbow from Warrior, clothesline from Warrior. Military Press Slam and
Ultimate Splash, this match is over!
Nice squash
for Warrior in his first SNME appearance, a little rough around the edges but
you cannot deny the popularity of The Ultimate Warrior. DUD!
Winner:
The Ultimate Warrior over Super Ninja via Ultimate Splash!
Hercules
Hernandez vs Virgil W/ Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase
Bobby Heenan
sold the contract of Hercules to Ted Dibiase, Dibiase referred to Hercules as a
slave which bothered Hercules tremendously. Dibiase sends Virgil after Hercules
in this match. It begins with Virgil and Dibiase double teaming Hercules before
Hercules double clotheslines both men. Back body-drop from Hercules and
clothesline knocks Virgil to the floor. Hercules chases Dibiase around the
ring, they enter the ring and Hercules nails Virgil with a clothesline and
reverse elbow.
Mounted
punches from Hercules, Dibiase is on the apron distracting Hercules but it is
to no avail. Irish whip and a knee lift from Hercules, stiff clothesline from
Hercules. Another clothesline, Hercules wants a piece of Dibiase but Dibiase
wants no part of Hercules. Right hands by Hercules, Virgil rakes the eyes of
Hercules. Right hands by Virgil, Hercules counters an Irish whip for a
clothesline. Running powerslam from Hercules and this match is over.
Another
squash as Hercules batters Virgil around the ring, went on a little long for my
liking if it was just going to be a squash. However, I want to see Hercules and
Dibiase get it on in the ring, I am sure Dibiase’s selling would make that an
incredible match. Virgil staggers and falls multiple times trying to make it
backstage, a nice little touch from Virgil who sells like Hercules destroyed
him inside of that ring.
Winner:
Hercules over Virgil via Running Powerslam!
(WWF
World Heavyweight Championship Match) Randy Macho Man Savage © W/ Miss
Elizabeth vs Andre The Giant W/ Bobby Heenan
Andre starts
out hot, headbutts and chops to the chest. Savage battles back with elbows and
jabs, Andre coconut crushes Savage with ease. Front chancery from Andre, knees
in the corner and shoulder thrusts. Butt bumps from Andre, Savage blocks with
his knees. Andre chops down Savage, another front chancery. Andre chokes Savage
with his singlet, the referee cannot see it as Heenan is distracting this
foolish Hebnar.
Savage
fights out of the hold but Andre clamps the hold back on, Savage is trying to
escape with everything that he has, the referee is arguing with Elizabeth.
Savage shoves Andre to the corner, shoulder thrusts from Savage. Andre pushes
off Savage, leaning down with an elbow. Headbutt floors Savage, Savage back to
a knee, tries battling Andre. Blatant choke from Andre, Savage jabs Andre in
the throat to escape a hold. Rights and lefts but Andre is far too strong,
choke in the corner cuts off Savage. Running axe handle by Savage, middle rope
axe handle on Andre. Andre is down to one knee, Jake The Snake Roberts is here
at ringside. Jake hides his snake, Heenan and Andre spot Jake.
The referee
wishes for Jake to leave, Heenan is on the apron and Andre is panicking about
the possibility of a snake being thrown at him. Savage pleads with Jake to
leave, Jake has a little chat with Savage as we cut to commercial. Savage axe
handles Andre again, Andre chops Savage but Savage battles back with boots to
Andre. Andre is stalling, shouting at Heenan to find that damn snake. Savage is
grabbed by Andre, Andre puts the knees to Savage. Headbutt by Andre, Andre
drops all his weight on Savage. Savage chases off Heenan, Andre chops Savage
back into the ring from the apron. Heenan has found the bag with Damien but
here comes Jake Roberts. Savage pummels Heenan, Andre is stuck in the ropes.
Savage tosses Heenan to the floor and Andre is stuck in the ropes with Jake
coming into the ring with Damien. Andre escapes just in time from the attack of
Damien.
This was a
whole lot of fun from everyone involved, Andre appearing over-confident against
Savage, Heenan predicting victory in a matter of minutes. It all comes crashing
down as Jake Roberts brings Damien to ringside, leading to Andre freaking out.
Great story-telling with a finish that makes me dying to see Andre vs Jake,
hope it lives it up to the hype.
Double
Disqualification!
(Winner Gets
Flag Raised Match) Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Boris Zhukov
This seems
to be in the middle of a program between Duggan and Bravo, Duggan starts off
with an atomic drop and clothesline. Lock-up, Zhukov nails a few right hands
and goes for an Irish whip. Duggan reverses but lowers his head, Zhukov smashes
Duggan in the face with a boot. Duggan rallies though, big rights and lefts
before a missed elbow drop. Zhukov bites the head of Duggan, Irish whip to the
corner but Duggan explodes out with a clothesline. Irish whip and a scoop slam
from Duggan, Three-Point Stance Tackle from Duggan for the win. Old Glory is raised
as this match was pure squash!
Winner:
Hacksaw Jim Duggan over Boris Zhukov via Three Point Stance Tackle!
Brother
Love & Hulk Hogan Segment
Slick comes
down to the ring despite Hogan being the advertised guest, Hogan will not be
standing idle for long though. Brother Love insults Hogan over and over,
leading to The Hulkster getting more irritated by the second. Hogan steals
Brother Love’s microphone, Hogan is in ass-kicking mode. Brother Love and Slick
go too far, Hogan tosses Slick to the floor and Brother Love makes the mistake
of attacking Hogan. Scoop slam from Hogan, Hogan poses and pulls handcuffs from
his kneepad. Hogan clotheslines Brother Love over the top rope, embarrassed by
The Hulkster.
The
Fabulous Rougeau Brothers W/ Jimmy Hart vs The Wild Stallions
Jacque and
Powers start us off, side headlock from Jacque. Shoulder block and dropkick
from Jacque, Powers holds his head in pain. Tag to Raymond, side headlock from
Powers. Jacque is back in, Powers nails ten punches in the corner but Jimmy
Hart nails Powers with his megaphone in the knee. Jacque tags Raymond. Assisted
gutbuster from Jacque, Raymond forearms Powers in the back. Tag to Jacque,
flying reverse elbow from Jacque.
Irish whip
to the corner is reversed by Powers, Jacque tries a middle rope crossbody and
Powers tags Roma. Elbow to Raymond, powerslam to Jacque. Missile dropkick on
Raymond for two, Jacque and Powers are brawling. Raymond rakes the eyes, Roma
is caught for The Fabulous Rougeau’s finish which wipes out Roma. Another match
that is far too quick to get a rating out of it, at least The Fabulous Rougeau
Brothers are getting some heel heat.
Winners:
Fabulous Rougeau Brothers over Wild Stallions!
Standard
Saturday Night’s Main Event, no major moments here but all the major angles are
advancing, Jake vs Andre is looking like a stellar feud heading into 1989 and
Hulk Hogan vowing revenge against Slick and The Big Bossman looks like another
solid feud heading into 1989. We have another Saturday Night’s Main Event
before we reach The Royal Rumble, let’s keep the positivity going! Thanks for
reading and remember: There’s always another night!
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