Hello and welcome to another edition
of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series with less
friends in the business than Enzo Amore! It’s WWF Survivor Series 1991, with
the big match being Hulk Hogan defending his WWF Championship against the
seemingly unstoppable Undertaker. Of course we also have multi-man elimination
tag matches galore as it is Survivor Series tradition. Survivor Series can be
hit and miss, the multi-man matches have their formulas and they can play on
your nerves but we have the championship match to break up the repetition so
let’s see where things go!
Randy Savage Is
Out Of The Survivor Series
Last week on WWF Superstars, Jake The
Snake Roberts committed one of the most despicable acts in wrestling as his
snake bit the forearm of one Macho Man Randy Savage. Savage was bleeding in a
savage angle with results in WWF President Jack Tunney declaring that Savage
and Roberts are out of The Survivor Series but they will face off at the next
pay per view which is Tuesday in Texas!
Team Flair (Ted
Dibiase/The Mountie/The Warlord/Ric Flair) W/ Sensational Sherri/Harvey
Whippleman/Jimmy Hart/Mr.Perfect vs Team Piper (Bret Hart/Virgil/British
Bulldog/Rowdy Roddy Piper)
What a match to kick us off, Ric Flair
is here in the WWF. Flair had jumped ship from WCW due to Jim Herd being a twat
and would parade his WCW World Heavyweight Championship in the WWF calling
himself “The Real World’s Champion”. However, we do not only have Flair, we
have Piper. Piper who I wanted to see kill Dibiase is here to kill Flair too. I
love it, all men in this match are feuding.
Dibiase and Piper to start, this
should be good. Like how Piper shows up for the big shows, such a popular
wrestler. Flair attacks Piper, allowing Dibiase to take control before a
clothesline from Piper. Dibiase is stuck on the top rope, Piper shakes the rope
and destroys the manhood of Dibiase. Sherri is in the ring, she is on Piper’s
back. Piper kisses Sherri and she is on the floor, rights and lefts on Dibiase.
Arm-wringer from Piper, hammerlock takedown and a tag to Davey Boy. Knees to
the spine before in comes Virgil who stomps the shit out of Dibiase. Tag to
Bret, leg drop to the head while maintaining the hammerlock. Fist drop from
Piper on the arm, hammerlock has been maintained throughout with now Davey Boy
as the legal man. Some knees before a tag to Virgil, axe handle to the arm.
Tag to Bret, shot to the arm.
Arm-drag, Dibiase is back to his feet and pushes Bret to the buckle. Knees and
chops from Dibiase, Bret reverses an Irish whip but hits his sternum on the
buckle. Dibiase tries for a spinning toe hold as the two trade pins but Bret is
on top with a hammerlock. Dibiase eats a shoulder block before tagging out
after a hip-toss. In comes Flair, Bret dodges an elbow and lands an inverted
atomic drop on Flair. In comes Davey Boy, catapult to the corner. Flair flops
down, Flair goes low with a chop. Whip off the ropes, military press slam from
Davey Boy. Tag to Piper, Flair is backing up big time. Chops and strikes
between Flair and Piper, Flair is losing the war. Flair ducks to the outside, Piper
is in pursuit. Chop against the guardrail, Flair tags Warlord.
Warlord wants a test of strength,
Piper tags in Davey Boy. Two big bastards bounce off one another before a
dropkick from Davey Boy. Corner whip, Warlord blocks with his boot. Tag to
Mountie, chops from Mountie. Flying reverse elbow, Davey Boy tags Bret. Mountie
tags out, afraid of Bret. Dibiase and Bret lock-up, Bret lands rights in the
corner. Beautiful back-breaker and Bret’s rope elbow drop for two. Dibiase and
Bret bang heads after a drop-down from Dibiase, crowd comes alive for a tag as
Davey Boy is in with Mountie. Clothesline, whip and elbow from Davey Boy.
Another whip, military press slam. Flair is in the ring, the referee is with
Piper as Davey Boy is punched by Flair.
Flair begs for mercy, chops in the
corner. Dibiase and Flair eat a clothesline from Davey Boy, Warlord is smashed
too. Running Powerslam on Mountie, the match breaks down with Flair nailing
Davey Boy with a flying chop from the top rope, the night is over for Davey
Boy. Piper comes flying in, attacking everyone in Team Flair’s corner before
The Mountie trips and drags Piper out to the apron for some clubbing blows.
Davey Boy Has
Been Eliminated By Ric Flair!
Snap-mare into a knee drop from Flair,
Piper dodges the second knee drop. Figure-Four from Piper, Dibiase and Mountie
intervene to help Flair. Dibiase is legal now, shin-breaker from Dibiase.
Spinning toe-hold from Dibiase, Piper counters for a small package. Dibiase
kicks out and tags Mountie, Boston crab from Mountie. Piper crawls and tags
Virgil, Virgil breaks the hold. Whip to the buckle and clothesline, elbow from
Virgil. Flair tags in off Mountie, Flair slaps and chops Virgil. Virgil jabs
away at Flair, Flair goes low with a kick. Whip to the buckle, back body drop
from Virgil. Flair begs off, tag to Dibiase.
Dibiase and Virgil, Dibiase meets the
buckle multiple times. Whip reversal from Dibiase, beautiful powerslam from
Dibiase. Tag to Warlord, Virgil is tossed to the floor. Flair chops and rams
Virgil into the steel steps, Bret comes over to protect and help Virgil.
Warlord rams Virgil into the buckle, clubbing blow to the back. Full-Nelson,
everyone is in the ring but Bret lands a diving axe handle to the head of
Warlord and Piper covers for the elimination, sweet revenge for Team Piper.
Warlord Has Been
Eliminated By Roddy Piper!
Dibiase tries to take control of Piper
but Piper suplexes Dibiase, tag to Virgil. Clothesline and Million Dollar Dream
by Virgil, Dibiase counters by ramming Virgil into the top turnbuckle. Tag to
Flair, chops and a massive punch. Back drop from Flair, tag to Mountie.
Beautiful dropkick from Mountie, Mountie holds Virgil while Dibiase chops from
the apron. Tag to Dibiase, suplex from Dibiase and tag to Flair. Double
clothesline, Flair uses the ropes for leverage. Virgil kicks out at two, tag to
Dibiase. Clothesline from Dibiase, Virgil counters the back body drop for a
neck-breaker. Virgil tags Piper, Flair and Piper are legal. Eye poke from
Piper, ten punches in the corner. Flair misses the inverted atomic drop, eye
poke from Piper. Piper rams Flair into the buckle over and over, Piper takes
down Mountie and Dibiase.
Everyone is brawling, Piper yanks
Flair off the top rope. Flair flips to the floor, the next thing we know the
bell has rung. What is the decision? Flair is the sole survivor as everyone who
broke the rules was in the ring, Piper nails Flair for this but Flair is your
winner.
Enjoyed a lot of the action in this
match but as I saw the stars in this one, I thought myself what kind of finish
are they going to do to get out of this booking nightmare and I got my answer
and it’s befitting of the squirmy and rat-like Flair to steal a win like this,
I suppose Flair vs Piper is on the house-shows but I would have liked a more
definitive finish. Anyways, Piper is a treasure when he returns to the ring, I
do love Bret Dibiase and Flair also. So, disappointing finish for sure but
loved a lot of the elements of this match.
Winner: Ric Flair
Is Your Survivor Via DQs!
Team Mustafa (The
Berzerker/Skinner/Hercules/Colonel Mustafa) W/ General Adnan/Mr. Fuji vs Team
Slaughter (Texas Tornado/Tito Santana/Hacksaw Jim Duggan/Sgt. Slaughter)
Well, a lot of new faces on pay per
view here with Berzerker and Skinner having their pay per view debuts as well
as a gimmick change for Tito Santana and Sgt. Slaughter as an American Patriot.
Santana and Skinner to start, they lock-up. Slap from Skinner, Santana shoves
down and clothesline Skinner. Side headlock from Santana, Skinner pulls the
hair looking to escape. Shoulder block from Santana, Flying Forearm knocks
Skinner to the floor. Slaughter hurls Skinner back into the ring, Skinner
wisely rolls out once more. Mustafa checks on Skinner, we eventually will
reset. Side headlock again, Skinner misses a right hand and elbow. Santana
misses the forearm though, Skinner tags in The Berzerker who climbs to the
middle rope and misses an elbow drop.
Tornado is in, right hands to
Berzerker before Berzerker rakes the eyes. Whip off the ropes, Tornado dodges
the clothesline and dropkick and lands a big right hand. Tornado gets caught in
Team Mustafa’s corner, Mustafa holds Tornado as Berzerker puts the boots to
him. Hercules is in but Tornado tags in Duggan, lock-up. Side headlock by Hercules,
Duggan and Hercules trade shots. Whip by Hercules, Berzerker grabs the hair of
Duggan but Duggan batters Team Mustafa. Hercules lands the axe handle, Team
Mustafa punch and kick Duggan in the corner. Tag to Berzerker, stomps and a
whip. Duggan eats an elbow to the face, tag to Mustafa. Duggan meets that
pointed boot, Mustafa poses for the world before applying a sleeper.
Duggan lands a shoulder block before a
throat thrust takes down Duggan. Duggan shakes off the attacks of Mustafa, ten
punches in the corner. Mustafa nails a boot to the face for two, Duggan blocks
the suplex and lands his own on Mustafa. Duggan tags Slaughter, atomic drop
from Slaughter. Clothesline and Mustafa is out of this match.
Colonel Mustafa
Has Been Eliminated By Sgt. Slaughter!
Berzerker and Hercules rush Slaughter,
Berzerker is in firm control with kicks to the ribs and a clothesline. Hard
whip to the buckle, big boot floors Slaughter for two. Tag to Hercules, Slaughter
is rammed off the ring-post. Two for Hercules, tag to Berzerker. Berzerker is
dropped on the top rope, Slaughter has Berzerker straddling the ropes.
Slaughter kicks the knee of Berzerker, tag to Duggan. Eye rake by Berzerker,
whip but Berzerker lowers his head. Kick from Duggan, clothesline to the floor.
Duggan back drops Berzerker over the top rope, punches to Hercules and Skinner
before Berzerker re-enters the ring and headbutts Duggan low.
Tornado blind tags in, Berzerker eats
a Discuss Punch but is still on his feet. Tornado is dragged to the corner,
Skinner holds Tornado as Hercules batters Tornado. Irish whip, Tornado rolls
over Hercules and tags Santana. Big gut shot from Santana, Flying Forearm on
Hercules and Hercules is eliminated!
Hercules Has Been
Eliminated By Tito Santana!
Berzerker is in with Santana,
clothesline by Berzerker. Tag to Skinner, axe handles from Skinner. Scoop slam,
Santana manages to tag Slaughter. Skinner is rolled up from behind and
Slaughter manages to get the three.
Skinner Has Been
Eliminated By Sgt. Slaughter!
4 on 1 yet Berzerker is still on the
warpath. Slaughter manages to fain control with the help of Duggan, one Three-Point
Stance Clothesline later and Team Duggan is victorious.
That went too long in my view, when I
saw the teams I thought we were in trouble. Not even the love of the fans for
Duggan would save this from going awkwardly long, clean sweep and perhaps it is
the right call but yeah, my only thought watching it was I cannot wait for it
to end.
Winners: Team
Duggan over Team Mustafa via Three-Point-Stance Clothesline!
(WWF Heavyweight
Championship Match) Hulk Hogan © vs The Undertaker W/ Paul Bearer
Undefeated and unstoppable, two words
to describe The Man From The Dark Side. The Ultimate Warrior had no answer for
the power of The Deadman, Hogan seemed lost against The Undertaker too.
Undertaker has got the upper hand on everyone who has tried to take him down,
could this be the end of Hulkamania. Paul Bearer is at ringside, the last time
these two shared space with one another, Undertaker laid out Hogan with Piper
and Savage powerless to stop The Phenom. Taker stares down Hogan, they lock-up.
Taker shoves off Hogan, Taker misses a corner splash but it has no effect on
Taker.
Lock-up, side headlock from Hogan.
Taker grabs the hair, shoulder block from Undertaker. Hogan rolls to the floor,
Hogan looks shaken up by these turn of events. Choke from Taker, Hogan is caught
in the corner. Throat thrust, Taker rakes at the face of Hogan. Hogan is choked
against the top rope, Paul Bearer taunting Hogan from ringside. Bearer chokes
Hogan behind the referee’s back, another throat thrust from Taker. Scoop slam,
Taker misses a giant elbow drop. Hogan rallies, right hands to The Deadman.
Whip and axe bomber, Taker is still on his feet. Taker blocks the scoop slam,
eye rakes from Hogan. Forearm to the head, Taker is still on his feet.
Taker is rammed off the buckle, clothesline
to the floor but Taker lands on his feet. Hogan is dragged out to the floor,
Hogan meets the steel steps. Taker chokes Hogan using the camera cable, more
choking in the ring from Taker. Bearer joins in for more choking, Taker has a
claw hold on Hogan. Hogan manages to break free of the hold, eye rake. Shoulder
block, make it two. Taker answers with a massive flying clothesline, Hogan is
down. Taker gazes at his prey, Taker slowly drags Hogan to his feet. Tombstone Piledriver
but Hogan is on his feet, Taker cannot believe it. Right hands, Taker staggers
but does not go down.
Taker is down to one knee, crowd erupts.
Ric Flair is making his way to ringside, what is this about? Scoop slam by Hogan,
Bearer grabs at the foot of Hogan. Flair is spotted by Hogan, Hogan lands a
huge right on Flair. Whip, boot by Hogan. Bearer stops the leg drop, Taker
lands a shot to the throat. Flair has a chair, Tombstone Piledriver on the
chair. 1…2…3! We have a new champion, The Undertaker is the champion!
What really draws me into the work of
Undertaker is the whole character and concept of Undertaker. An unstoppable
force like Michael Myers in Halloween, nothing scarier than a man who simply
will not die. Instead of flying around the ring, everything is deliberate and
slow. The zombie-like walk, the shaking off of the attacks, the feeling of fear
that Taker places in his opponents it is so thrilling and entertaining to see
take place, Undertaker is in there with one of the best in Hulk Hogan but I
could not take my eyes off of Undertaker in this one, fantastic stuff. Now, we
have to see Hogan vs Flair because Flair has helped cost Hogan his championship.
Winner: The
Undertaker over Hulk Hogan via Tombstone Piledriver!
Team Beverly Brothers
(Beau/Blake/Jerry Sags/Brian Knobbs) W/ The Genius & Jimmy Hart vs Team
Bushwhackers (Butch/Luke/Marty Jannetty/Shawn Michaels)
Beverly Brothers Beau and Blake are
now while the other teams have been stables up the WWF for a while now. Knobbs
and Butch to start, knee by Knobbs. Butch answers with right hands, rights and
lefts before Knobbs lands big elbows to the face. Irish whip reversal and knee
by Butch, massive knee lift. Tag to Luke, double clothesline. Nasty Boys bang
heads, double clotheslines to both. In come The Beverly Brothers, they are
whipped into one another before eating Battering Rams. Dropkicks from The
Rockers to The Nasty Boys, Michaels and a Beverly Brother brawl before a back-breaker
puts down Michaels. Tag to Knobbs, Michaels lands a high knee. Tag to Luke who
eats a middle rope diving clothesline from Knobbs for the elimination.
Bushwhacker Luke
Has Been Eliminated By Brian Knobbs!
Sags and Michaels go out, top rope
diving crossbody from Michaels for two. Tag to Jannetty, splash finds the mark.
Arm-wringer from Jannetty, Sags pulls the hair. Sags pulls the hair again, in
comes Blake. Jannetty nails a superkick on Blake, drop toehold from Jannetty
before Blake places Jannetty on the top rope. Jannetty leapfrogs Blake but hits
the referee by mistake, allowing Blake to take control. Gutwrench suplex from
Blake, both men bang heads off an Irish whip. Blake tags Beau, Jannetty tags
Butch. Clothesline to both Beverlys, the referee is with Sags as The Beverlys
nail their Spike Slam for the elimination.
Bushwhacker Butch
Has Been Eliminated by The Beverly Brothers!
Jannetty nails a monkey flip on Blake,
hurricanrana for two. Front chancery from Jannetty, whip by Blake. Blake
catches the boot of Jannetty, enzuigiri from Jannetty. Blake tags Beau,
arm-wringer from Jannetty. Tag to Michaels, Beau rocks Michaels with right
hands. Middle rope choke from Beau, Knobbs chokes Michaels behind the referee’s
back. Blake lands on the back of Michaels off a tag, two for Blake. Blake hurls
Michaels to the floor, Knobbs rams Michaels into the ring apron. Elbow from
Blake, elbow drop to the spine. Whip to the buckle, back-breaker from Blake. Whip
to the buckle, back-breaker is countered this time for a backslide pin and
Blake is eliminated.
Blake Has Been
Eliminated By Shawn Michaels!
Sags is in with Michaels, Michaels
lands on the apron off an Irish whip. Sags is dropkicked to the floor, Michaels
is on the apron. Diving clothesline, superkick to Knobbs. Michaels is on the top
rope, right hand to the face from Sags. Tag to Beau, scoop slam and clothesline
on the ropes. Beau takes a boot to the face ducking his head on an Irish whip,
Michaels tags Jannetty. Elbow and snap-mare from Jannetty, Knobbs rakes the
eyes. In comes Beau, clothesline misses for Beau. Sunset flip from Jannetty for
two, Beau tags Knobbs. Hard Irish whip from Knobbs, powerslam for two.
Tag to Sags, stomps to the back from
Sags. Pump-handle slam from Sags, Sags looks out to the crowd as if to say I am
the man. Belly to back suplex from Sags, tag to Knobbs. Knobbs is on the middle
rope, splash goes wrong as Jannetty blocks with his knees. Tag to Michaels,
right hands. Clothesline, right hands to Sags and Beau, Nasty Boys sandwich
Beau. Michaels nails Knobbs, Jannetty scoop slams Sags but Jannetty knocks over
Michaels, Knobbs rolls-up Michaels for the elimination.
Shawn Michaels
Has Been Eliminated By Brian Knobbs!
They look as if they are going to come
to blows, it does not though as Jannetty fights on, 3 on 1. Sags tosses
Jannetty to the floor, Beau is very happy with this development. Whip off the
ropes, powerslam from Beau. Beau tags Knobbs, kick to the ribs. Arm-wringer,
Jannetty escapes with a slide through the legs. Knobbs is brought to the floor,
tasting the ring-post. Sags is kicked in the face, Jannetty dives onto both
Nasty Boys. Beau is slammed to the mat by Jannetty, Nasty Boys miss a
clothesline. Jannetty has a small package on Sags, Knobbs pushes over the hold
and The Nastys steal the win.
Just realized I messed up Beau and
Blake, I do not feel all that bad considering Gorilla did not have a clue
either. Anyways, this served as a comedown from the previous match and boy, it
surely did. Much like the Duggan match, this went too long for me. I believe it
is much like the earlier Survivor Series matches that I watched, just far too
long with the crowd not entertained with the matches. Most interesting thing about
this match is the teased dissension between Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty,
The Heartbreak Kid will be coming soon!
Winners: Team
Nasty Boys over Team Rockers via Small-Package!
Team IRS
(IRS/Earthquake/Typhoon) vs Team Big Bossman (Big Bossman/Animal/Hawk)
Bossman continues to be an immensely popular
character in the WWF, coming up against two monsters should be good along with
The Legion Of Doom. A lot of trash-talking and flexing going on to start this
match, loud LOD chants. Bossman and IRS start us off, clean break in the corner
before IRS goes low with a knee. Leapfrogs and counters before Bossman trips
IRS, whip to the buckle and down goes IRS. Reversal from IRS, Bossman slips out
and boots IRS. Uppercut downs IRS, in comes Earthquake who wants Animal.
Bossman obliges, big staredown. Side headlock from Animal, shoulder block with
neither man moving. Crossbody by Animal goes wrong as Earthquake nails a massive
back-breaker. Splash misses though, flying shoulder block by Animal for two. In
comes IRS, tag to Hawk.
Hammerlock from Hawk, IRS is in the
ropes. Eye rake, tag to Typhoon. IRS is dropped into Typhoon, Hawk dropkicks
them down. Whip to the buckle, Animal and Bossman clobber Typhoon. Typhoon tags
in Earthquake, Earthquake picks up Hawk bringing him to the heel corner. In
comes IRS, Hawk lands a belly to back suplex and fist drop. Bossman comes in, right
hands to IRS. Bossman drops all his weight on the back of IRS, Bossman has IRS
by his tie. LOD and Earthquake are having words, Typhoon slides IRS his
briefcase and IRS knocks out Bossman for the elimination.
Big Bossman Has
Been Eliminated By IRS!
Typhoon jumps on Animal, The Natural
Disasters club the life out of Animal. Belly to belly suplex from Earthquake
for two, clubbing blows in the corner. Diving axe handle from IRS, kicks to the
ribs from IRS. More Natural Disasters double teaming in the corner, bearhug
from Typhoon. Animal blocks a corner splash with a boot, clothesline by Animal.
Tag to Hawk, rights and stomps. Whip off the ropes, flying shoulder tackle. IRS
interferes, IRS attacks Hawk from behind but IRS nails Typhoon by mistake with
the briefcase.
Typhoon Has Been
Eliminated By Hawk!
Earthquake is furious, Typhoon is
checked on by his partner. The Natural Disasters are leaving, Earthquake says
screw it for IRS. IRS is not worth it, Hawk goes on the attack. Dropkick by Hawk,
whip off the ropes and beautiful powerslam. To the buckle, Hawk misses a spear
and hits the ring-post shoulder-first. Elbow by IRS, make it two. IRS tosses
Hawk to the floor, IRS rams Hawk into the steel steps. They brawl on the floor,
IRS gains control. Elbow from IRS, sleeper from IRS.
Animal rallies the crowd for Hawk, Hawk
fights his way out with both men hitting one another with a clothesline. Suplex
attempt, Hawk lands a suplex of his own. Hawk tags Animal, flying shoulder
tackle. Powerslam, double clothesline. IRS rolls out, running away from LOD.
Bossman blocks the path of IRS, IRS is suplexed into the ring. Hawk nails a Diving
Clothesline and this one is over.
Again, it was alright you have a walk-out
leaving IRS to get decimated by LOD. We did not even get a Doomsday Device but
that is your main event, feels like a let down to end the show. The whole show
has been like this though so I do not know what else to say, I will collect my
thoughts below.
Winners: Team LOD
over Team IRS via Diving Clothesline!
That was WWF Survivor Series 1991, a
below average pay per view from the WWF. It seems that the company is on a
downslide at the current time, the match card reflects the company at the time.
It starts off hot with Team Piper vs Team Flair, there is a lot of feuds in
this one and a lot of action you want to see and then, it ends in a count-out. Ok,
some people were going to be protected and not do the job but to have Flair win
by having 3 members of the opposing team counted out seemed weak to me. I
thought they could have done more to build up Flair and also showcase Piper vs
Flair or even Bret vs Flair. There were lots of interesting pieces to the match
but I did not get to truly enjoy them or see them play out.
Team Slaughter vs Team Mustafa was a
tough one to sit through, fans did not care. The action in the ring did not
make me excited or interested, I could not wait for it to be over and I am not
sure anyone looked good when the final bell sounded. Similarly, Team Rockers vs
Team Nasty and Team Bossman vs Team IRS felt the same, nothing was advanced or
meaningful bar Michaels possibly breaking up with Jannetty. You had acts that
could not generate that interest from the fans to make these matches exciting,
you just had some tags followed by some offence until an elimination occurred.
All of the elimination matches were one-sided which took away from the drama
for sure, thought they could have been booked better.
Finally, Hogan vs Undertaker was
great. Undertaker as this unstoppable force was great to watch, slow and menacing
was The Deadman who destroyed Hogan throughout and just seemed to have an
answer for everything Hogan tried to do to him. Hogan put over The Deadman
great, showing fear and doubting himself as well as selling Taker’s attacks as
damaging and devastating although he did no-sell a Tombstone. Regardless, this
match felt important and was the highlight of the show, you had Flair adding
fuel to the fire with his match with Hogan because of the interference and
Savage vs Roberts should be fantastic based on their promos alone. All in all,
I thought this was disappointing for a pay per view, I would suggest seeking
out Undertaker vs Hogan if you are interested, not much else stands out. Thanks
for reading and remember: there’s always another night!
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