Hello and welcome to another edition
of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series on the
internet with more long-term story-telling than NJPW! It’s time for WCW
Superbrawl III where WCW enters the year of 1993 on PPV. This card looks a little
rough, we have Dustin Rhodes as the WCW United States Heavyweight Champion
taking on Maxx Payne? Cactus Jack vs Paul Orndorff in a Falls Count Anywhere Match
and Great Muta vs Barry Windham for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. The
PPV headlined by Vader vs Sting in a Strap Match with some fantastical whimsical
name so we shall see how things go, Tony Schiavone steps up to the PPV plate as
Jim Ross has sought greener pastures in the WWF.
The Hollywood
Blondes vs Erik Watts & Marcus Bagwell
Austin and Pillman destroyed Douglas
and Steamboat on the Clash after a fantastic tag match but now they are facing
Watts and Bagwell? Bagwell has been directionless for some time now while Watts
is far too high up the card with his inexperience. Austin and Bagwell begin,
lock-up and stalemate. We have a heel crowd here tonight much like Anderson and
Eaton’s experience at Halloween Havoc. Bagwell shoves Austin to the buckle,
clean break but Austin shoves the face of Bagwell. Lock-up into an arm-drag
from Bagwell, arm-bar from Bagwell. Wrenching arm-bar from Bagwell, Austin goes
low and applies a top wrist-lock. Bagwell turns the tide and grinds down Austin
with great wrestling, Austin pushes Bagwell to the corner and lands a massive
elbow.
Right hand floors Bagwell, knees by
Austin. Bagwell slips under two elbows and clubs Austin in the head. Bagwell throws
Austin back in the ring, tag to Watts. Watts is hated by the fans, double back
body-drop on Austin and double clothesline on Pillman. Pillman is in the ring
now, Watts shoves down Pillman. Pillman goes low and lands elbows and chops,
shoulder block by Pillman but Watts lands a Japanese arm-drag, dropkick and an
arm-drag into the arm-bar. Bagwell comes in but Pillman rakes the eyes and in
comes Austin, Bagwell lands a flying crossbody and dropkick on Austin. Side
headlock takedown from Bagwell, tag to Watts who applies his own side headlock.
Austin pulls the hair and shoves off Watts, Austin ducks his head too early and
Watts lands a boot.
Abdominal stretch from Watts, tag to
Bagwell. Bagwell applies the same hold, hip-toss and elbow counter from Austin.
Tag to Pillman who lands chops before being caught in a military press slam,
Pillman ducks a clothesline but eats another. Tag to Watts, Pillman shoves
Watts into his corner. Austin lands a scoop slam and elbow drop, Watts blocks
the splash with the knees. Oklahoma roll for two, Watts wants a Boston crab. It
lands, Pillman steps in and boots Watts in the face. Austin makes the tag,
Pillman stomps all over Watts. Chops from Pillman, Watts catches the boot and
applies the STF but Pillman reaches the ropes. Pillman wants a time-out,
Pillman cannot stand on his knee. Elbow in the ribs from Pillman, Watts is
shit-canned to the floor. Pillman misses an apron axe handle and meets the guardrail.
Pillman pulls Watts into the buckle,
tag to Austin. Double elbow from The Blondes, Austin tries an apron sunset flip
after attacking Watts on the floor. Pillman clubs Watts from behind, tag to
Pillman. Austin distracts the referee so the referee misses the sunset flip by
Watts, Pillman rubs the face of Watts in the mat. Tag to Austin, middle rope
elbow. Austin steps all over Watts, Austin nails Bagwell which allows the
double-team, Watts is stretched all over the place. Watts blocks the rocket launcher
from the Blondes! Austin lands a belly to back suplex for two, Austin whips
Watts into the buckle. They bang heads from a whiplash effect and Austin misses
smashing his knees off Watts on the ropes. Tag to Bagwell, right hands all
around. Pillman begs for mercy, ten punches in the corner.
Powerslam, Austin rakes the eyes to
make the save. Watts pairs off with Austin, Austin dumps Watts to the floor.
Pillman clubs down Bagwell, Watts is distracted with the referee, Bagwell lands
his Fisherman suplex but Austin comes off the top rope with an elbow to the
ribs and Pillman picks up the win.
Apart from Austin and Pillman’s
personalities, this one is fairly tame. I am not sure why we cannot have Austin
and Pillman wrestling Douglas and Steamboat considering their last match was so
good and it seems like a good way to have a great match on the PPV but sadly
no, we have Watts and Bagwell.
Winners: The
Hollywood Blondes over Marcus Bagwell & Erik Watts via Top Rope Elbow!
2 Cold Scorpio vs
Chris Benoit
Benoit impressed in his PPV debut
against Brad Armstrong while Scorpio impressed when bursting on the scene as
the partner of Ron Simmons, Scorpio is pretty directionless though, this should
be good.
Scorpio pushes Benoit to the ropes,
headbutts and elbows by Benoit. Massive clothesline by Benoit, snap suplex from
Benoit. Chop by Benoit, Scorpio counters with a middle rope crossbody for two,
dropkick and spin-kick from Scorpio. We get down to business with some wrist-locks,
Scorpio shows some fantastic athletics but Benoit is too quick, hip-toss into
the arm-drag. Scorpio uses the ropes to escape, arm-bar from Scorpio. Benoit
and Scorpio continue to trade counters before Scorpio lands a massive Japanese
arm-drag and Benoit powders again. Test of strength, Benoit has Scorpio down
and Scorpio is bridging before landing a monkey flip, Benoit tries a counter
but Scorpio lands on his feet and dropkicks Benoit before landing an arm-drag
into the arm-bar.
Benoit goes low and uses headbutts,
they trade more counters before Benoit swats away a dropkick, Benoit misses an
elbow drop. Superkick by Scorpio and another arm-drag, crucifix pin from
Scorpio for two. Hammerlock from Scorpio, Benoit sends Scorpio to the buckle.
More great counters before Benoit lands a clothesline, massive clothesline by
Benoit. Back-breaker by Benoit, Scorpio knees away Benoit. Benoit lands a
snap-mare into a reverse chin-lock, Benoit suplexes Scorpio onto the top rope.
Forearm shots by Benoit, Scorpio shoulder thrusts Benoit but misses the missile
dropkick as Benoit covers for two. Another chin-lock from Benoit, Scorpio
fights back before eating a massive spine-buster and a Boston crab.
Benoit cannot make Scorpio tap so
Benoit goes back to the chin-lock, Benoit chops at Scorpio. Benoit places
Scorpio on the top rope, Benoit says it’s over. Belly to back Superplex from
Benoit, both men are in tremendous pain. Benoit lands a powerbomb for a close
two, Scorpio rolls through a powerbomb but too close to the ropes for a
pin-fall. Scorpio is whipped to the buckle, knee and enzuigiri from Scorpio.
Benoit ducks the spinning-kicks but Scorpio lands the clothesline, lefts and
rights by Scorpio. Whip to the buckle and spinning splash, Twisting Moonsault
for two. Irish whip reversed by Benoit, Scorpio tries a victory roll but Benoit
face-plants him. Scoop slam and middle rope leg drop by Benoit for two, small
package by Scorpio. Benoit tries the Dragon suplex but Scorpio counters with a
victory roll for the win with a second left on the clock.
Good match here from these two, these
two would hone and perfect their craft with more time but they are so young
here and so athletic, they impress the fans with their counters and hard-hitting
manoeuvres. A championship would add so much to this feud considering there is
a light heavyweight championship or at least there might still be there. I
think they could do a lot with a championship adding to the feud. Regardless,
this had some really great moments in there and a sign of things to come with
the cruiserweight division of WCW.
Winner: 2 Cold
Scorpio over Chris Benoit via Victory Roll!
Wild Bill Irwin
vs The British Bulldog
I like how Schiavone says Irwin
returns to WCW, they are basically giving away that we brought him in just for
the match. However, we are here to talk about the former Intercontinental
Champion, The British Bulldog coming to WCW. Bulldog shoves down Irwin over and
over, Irwin lands forearms but cannot rock Bulldog who lands shoulder block
after shoulder block. Irwin is clotheslined to the floor, forearm and side
headlock by Irwin. Hip-toss by Bulldog, Irwin kicks the ribs of Bulldog and
clubs down Bulldog. Corner clothesline by Irwin and an elbow to the face,
Bulldog kicks out at one.
Irwin sends Bulldog into the top rope
and applies a sleeper but Bulldog clubs it out with Irwin, delayed vertical suplex
from Bulldog. Bulldog lands a corner clothesline and a normal clothesline for
two, whip to the buckle again and Irwin lands a boot. Middle rope dive into the
Powerslam and this is over. Squash to establish Bulldog does the job.
Winner: British Bulldog
over Wild Bill Irwin via Powerslam!
(Falls Count Anywhere
Match) Paul Orndorff vs Cactus Jack
Orndorff’s post WWF career is
certainly interesting, WCW did not work the first time around, the Gigante, JYD
and Orndorff alliance against The Horsemen I would rather forget but here we
have Orndorff with Vader going after the newly minted babyface in Cactus Jack.
Cactus Jack attacks Orndorff in the interview area, Orndorff avoids the shovel
and sends Cactus into the guardrail. Cactus fights back and headbutts, Orndorff
meets the guardrail hard. Cactus slams Orndorff on the concrete, Cactus lands
an elbow on the concrete for two. Cactus is on the middle rope, diving sunset
flip onto the concrete. The sound of the flip is horrific, I cannot understand
the logic here.
Orndorff kicks around Cactus in the
ring, clothesline by Orndorff. They battle up the ramp and Cactus is whipped
over two guardrails, Cactus is trading blows with Orndorff. Orndorff is sent
back ringside, Orndorff suplexes Cactus over the guardrail. Orndorff attacks
the braced knee of Cactus, shocking that it took this long to go there but here
we are. Orndorff suplexes Cactus over the rope and onto the apron, Orndorff
chokes Cactus with his knee-brace. Orndorff applies a figure-four, Orndorff
sends the knee of Cactus into the concrete over and over. Orndorff grabs a
chair, chair-shots to the injured knee. Quite brutal attacks here from Orndorff,
good stuff as Orndorff calls for the piledriver on the chair but Cactus has the
shovel. Orndorff is cracked between the eyes with the shovel and it’s over!
Ok I fell for Orndorff posing around
the ring calling for the piledriver only to get waffled with the shovel, I
forgot about the shovel so it was pretty clever how it was introduced in the
beginning and didn’t play into the match until the finish. The attacks on the
knee were brutal and was good stuff, shame there was not much heat for Orndorff
but I liked this match, a decent effort from both men.
Winner: Cactus
Jack over Paul Orndorff via Shovel To The Head!
(Smokey Mountain
Wrestling Tag Team Championship Match) The Heavenly Bodies © W/ Bobby Eaton
& Jim Cornette vs The Rock “N” Roll Express
How good it is to see Stan Lane and
Bobby Eaton together once more, Eaton may only be on the floor for this one but
such a nice sight. These tag matches were fantastic back in the day, always
delivering when they would wrestle but this time, we have Tom Prichard in place
of Bobby Eaton so will it make a massive difference? Also interesting to see
Stan Lane after the Midnight Express because I am used to seeing Jimmy Del Ray
in there with Prichard. Prichard and Gibson start, hip-toss and head-scissors
from Gibson and a tag to Morton who lands a hurricanrana and a shot to the head
of Lane.
Prichard makes a blind-tag but Lane
runs into a hip-toss into an arm-drag into the arm-bar. Lane almost tags
Prichard time and time again, Morton whips Lane into Prichard. Morton and
Gibson continue to fluster The Heavenly Bodies, Cornette gets heat by hugging
and consoling his boys. Prichard and Morton reset the match, to the corner we
go with Prichard and Morton slugging it out. Morton continues to frustrate
Prichard, atomic drop into Lane. Cornette is furious at ringside, Morton works
the arm and tags in Gibson. Back-drop from Morton, Gibson lands an enzuigiri
for two. Prichard begs for mercy, Morton comes back into the match.
Prichard pushes Morton to his corner,
Morton fights out of the corner so The Bodies cannot double-team Morton. Cornette
continues to talk strategy, Morton is talking to Cornette. Lane and Morton
criss-cross, Cornette is chased by Morton and Lane knocks into Cornette. Big
pop for that one, Morton is sent to the floor and Cornette stabs Morton with
his tennis racket. Prichard throws Morton into the ring, Lane punishes Morton
with the top rope. Clothesline and dance from Lane, Lane nails Gibson with a
right hand so Prichard comes in and lands a diving axe handle. Scoop slam by
Prichard, knee-drop for two. Prichard slaps on a reverse chin-lock, rest hold
time boys.
Morton escapes but cannot avoid an axe
handle from Lane, Prichard tags in Lane. Suplex and clothesline combination,
elbow drop from Lane for two. Cornette is on the apron, Morton had a sunset
flip but Prichard comes in for the boot. Morton fights back but cannot make it
to Gibson, right hand after right hand. Prichard lands a sit-out powerbomb for
two, tag to Lane. Morton lands a double DDT. Gibson gets the tag but its not
much of a hot-tag, Prichard rakes the eyes. Back body drop on Gibson, double
clothesline on Lane and double dropkick on Prichard. Lane and Morton are
wrestling, Gibson yanks Cornette into the ring. Prichard lands a running
bulldog, Gibson kicks out of the bulldog.
Lane and Morton are in the corner,
Prichard back drops Gibson to the floor. Morton lands an inverted atomic drop
on Prichard, the referee is arguing with Cornette. Bobby Eaton runs down and
lands a diving elbow drop on Prichard by mistake, Morton knocks Eaton out of
the ring and covers Prichard for the win.
Good tag team match, all the good
stuff is here like Cornette getting involved, The Rock “N” Roll Express destroying
Lane and Prichard before Lane and Prichard get the heat on Morton leading to a
dramatic finish with lots of false finishes before sending the fans home happy.
Great stuff here and a good advertisement for SMW.
Winners: The Rock
“N” Roll Express over The Heavenly Bodies via Diving Elbow Drop!
(WCW United
States Heavyweight Championship Match) Dustin Rhodes © vs Maxx Payne
Payne’s look is ridiculous, this was
meant to be Rhodes vs Simmons but I have to ask where the fuck is Barry
Windham? I know Rude was injured and had to vacate the championship but Rhodes
vs Payne? Rhodes vs Simmons? Why is Windham battling Muta when the feud with
Rhodes is there, I cannot even describe what I thought Payne would be wearing
after seeing his gimmick but a black singlet with a thin blue stripe and no
kneepads was not what I predicted. Rhodes is the quicker of the two, peppering
Payne with right hands and roll-ups before Payne powders to the floor. Arm-bar
from Rhodes, Payne shoves Rhodes to the ropes. Payne lands big knees, Rhodes
lands another arm-drag.
Payne scrambles to the ropes, bearhug
and slam to the corner from the challenger. Payne beats down Rhodes in the corner,
snap-mare but Rhodes dodges the elbow drop. Rhodes works the arm, Rhodes is
sent hard to the mat with a big slam. Arm-bar from Payne, Rhodes counters for
his own hold but Payne reaches the ropes and lands a clothesline. Knee onto the
arm of Rhodes, back body-drop by Payne. Rhodes fights back from his knees, boot
to the head. Eye-rake by Payne, shoulder block with both men colliding. Flying
crossbody does not work as Payne lands a scoop slam, Rhodes dodges the elbow
drop.
Rhodes kicks back at Payne, flying clothesline
from Rhodes. Rhodes suplexes the challenger for two, abdominal stretch from
Rhodes. We sit in the stretch, Payne decides to pull the referee into Rhodes to
escape the hold and we have a DQ. Payne continues to attack Rhodes, shoulder
block from Payne on the floor and Rhodes is sent arm-first into the ring-post.
Payne is sent into the ring-post, they keep fighting before it ends.
Garbage match really, who is Maxx
Payne? What warranted him having that spot? Why was nobody else available for
that match? It was really bad, I wish I didn’t have to sit through that because
I should be enjoying an excellent program between Windham and Rhodes yet that is
nowhere in sight. What gives WCW?
Winner: Dustin
Rhodes over Maxx Payne via DQ!
(NWA World
Championship Match) The Great Muta © vs Barry Windham
Muta is champion now defeating Chono
at The Tokyo Dome show, Muta won the battle royal at Starrcade which I would
rather forget because that event was a disaster but here we have the final two
from the match doing battle for the championship. This is going to be
interesting for me considering we have the NWA Championship being represented
by The Big Gold Belt but by the end of the year the WCW World Championship will
be back to being The Big Gold belt.
Fans chant for Flair who is watching
at ringside, looks like these two have been overshadowed before locking up in
that ring. Muta takes the back, Windham grabs the ropes. Windham shoves Muta, test
of strength with Windham chants ringing out through the arena, the opposite of
what they would want for a heel Windham. Side headlock by Muta, we will sit
here for a while. We really do as Windham eventually sends Muta to the ropes,
clean break before a roundhouse right from Windham. Shoulder block, dropkick
from Muta back into the side headlock. We sit here for a while before Muta
suplexes Windham, snap-mare into the Flashing Elbow.
Side headlock takedown, Windham elbows
his way out of the hold. Muta misses a dropkick, big cheer from the fans. DDT
by Windham, belly to back suplex on the floor. Suplex from the apron into the
ring for two, scoop slam and knee drop from Windham. Make it two, two for
Windham. Muta tries to fire up, sleeper from Windham. Windham uses the ropes
for leverage before being caught, Windham lands a massive shot to the head.
Muta is shit-canned to the floor by Windham, Muta rolls back into the ring. Muta
begins to fire back at Windham, eye rake by Windham. Scoop slam and elbow drop
for two, reverse chin-lock. Muta fights back, sunset flip goes awry as Windham
lands a massive fist to the face.
Irish whip but Muta ducks and lands a
flying crossbody for two, piledriver is blocked by Muta with a back body drop.
Right hand by Windham, Windham continues to kick and punish Muta. Superplex
time, Muta blocks the superplex with headbutts and chops. Diving chop from
Muta, handspring elbow by Muta. Back-breaker and the moonsault misses for Muta,
Muta lands a belly to back suplex. Back-breaker and the Moonsault is blocked
with the knees, Windham lands a massive clothesline and the implant DDT for the
win in the middle of the ring.
It's an interesting match for sure
because the more you look at the WCW/NJPW relationship, you have to wonder was
any of it good for NJPW apart from having The Steiners do business in their tag
team division. Its been nothing but disasters for the likes of Muta and Chono
since coming to WCW, the matches have been booed every time and it never works
out for NJPW. This match was very boring, the headlocks were so drawn out and
much like how Ric Flair had to wrestle like a blank canvas against Sting when portraying
The Black Scorpion, I feel like Muta in WCW is stripped away of everything that
makes him so much fun. Bad showing here for Windham!
Winner: Barry
Windham over The Great Muta via DDT!
(White Castle of
Fear Strap Match) Sting vs Vader W/ Harley Race
They are tied one a piece when it
comes to matches, Vader defeated Sting for the WCW World Heavyweight
Championship while Sting defeated Vader in the King of Cable Finals. Both
matches were awesome because Sting puts over everything that Vader does like
death, this is a strap match and normally, these are bottom tier gimmick
matches for me because the finishes never vary. It is always some sort of oh
the babyface was pulled in and touches it by mistake or the heel is crushed b
the babyface and touches the buckle first. Sting lost his last strap match as
Nikita Koloff was bounced into the buckle with the Stinger Splash.
This match starts with Vader pulling
Sting around the ring, massive clothesline and elbow drop by Vader. Elbow drop
to the groin by Vader, Vader wants a middle rope splash. It connects, Sting is
dead already. Sting yanks the strap under the legs of Vader, right hands
stagger Vader. Enzuigiri by Sting, Sting is on the middle rope. Diving
clothesline by Sting, Sting is on the top rope. Diving top rope splash, second
diving top rope splash. Sting wants to whip Vader, vicious shots to the spine
of Vader. Race is on the apron and gets decked by Sting, Vader is down on the
floor. Sting pulls Vader into the ring-post over and over.
Vader is bleeding on the back, Sting
really went in on those strap shots. Scoop slam by Sting, Sting’s idea is to
touch the posts on the outside as it is somehow easier to drag Vader. However,
Vader sends Sting into the guardrail. Sting cannot maintain control as Vader
kicks back Sting, Sting blocks the powerbomb and back-drops Vader. Sting misses
his third diving top rope splash, splash from Vader. Vader Bomb connects, Vader
whips Sting hard across the back. Avalanche Samoan Drop from Vader, Vader
touches two corners but Sting survives by kicking Vader in the face. Vader
climbs high again, Vader Bomb and Sting rolls out of the way. Vader climbs high
again but Sting crotches Vader, Vader is yanked off the top rope.
Vader clubs Sting and wants a
superplex, Vader connects with the superplex. Vader clubs Stings in the corner,
Vader tries to pull Sting out but Sting lands a massive kick to the head of Vader.
DDT by Sting, Sting is bleeding from Vader’s punches, shots in the corner by
Sting who is looking like a different man. Vader is sitting down in the corner,
unable to protect himself or fight back. Sting picks up Vader and touches three
corners, the referee has been hit by a stray leg and Race pushes the referee in
front of Sting who trips and does not reach the final turnbuckle. Vader drops
all his weight on the ribs of Sting, Vader touches three corners with Sting
fighting and fighting to stop Vader but the kick from Sting sends Vader into
the final buckle.
This was a bloody war, we got to see
another side of Sting here who is just unloading on Vader throughout the match.
The visual of Vader’s back bleeding or Sting’s eyes as he smashed Vader in the
corner was tremendous. These two have wonderful chemistry and I am guessing we have
to have that championship match sooner rather than later because Sting
overcoming Vader would be a fantastic story to tell considering how invested
the fans are in the match and how much emotion Sting can draw from the fans
when Vader is just smashing him around the ring. They don’t know how to have a bad
match with one another, they always deliver and I am happy to see more of these
two kick all sorts of ass in WCW.
Winner: Vader
over Sting via Touching All 4 Buckles!
That was WCW’s Superbrawl III, a very
up and down start to the 1993 PPVs for WCW, a lot of big names missing like
Steamboat, Rude and Koloff leaves us with some less than stellar matches and we
also have big matches that simply do not measure up to the hype. The Hollywood
Blondes vs Bagwell/Watts is interesting only for Pillman & Austin, Bagwell
has been left directionless not progressing from that rookie for a year now
while Watts is being pushed beyond his capabilities. 2 Cold Scorpio vs Benoit
is good in parts, both men are extremely talented and would improve greatly
over the years but there are very solid here, they pop the fans and engage them
in the match and also instead of giving us a draw, Scorpio gets the win at the
last second which is a nice twist on the cliché draw finish.
Davey Boy picks up a big win in his
debut in WCW, good star to have on your roster but can Davey Boy deliver with
anyone not named Bret Hart at this stage in his career? Orndorff vs Cactus Jack
in a Falls Count Anywhere match is quite fun, the finish was quite good I
thought considering how the shovel had been introduced. Orndorff’s showmanship
got a good laugh out of me and it continues to build momentum for Cactus Jack
who is going to break through that glass ceiling in 1993. We have a solid tag
match between The Bodies and The Express, all the good shenanigans I expected
from Cornette and it still delivered but things take a drastic turn with what
follows on from Cornette.
Dustin Rhodes vs Maxx Payne is
horrific, really negative reaction to this gimmick from me. Seems out there and
interesting, maybe a yin to Van Hammer’s yang but the guy looks like shit and
wrestles like shit and I don’t know why champions in WCW have to have horrific
opponents on PPVs especially in their first defenses, Rhodes could be getting
the Simmons’ treatment here and that just makes me sad. Barry Windham winning
the NWA World Heavyweight Championship should be a wonderful moment for me as a
big Windham fan, this match sucked. It was headlock after headlock, no heat to
it, no flow to it and the fans only gave a shit about Flair. The main event
kicks ass though, Sting vs Vader have that undeniable chemistry with one
another, they work magic with one another and I want to see them continue to
feud. Ups and downs, new faces again in WCW but can they deliver a year where they
can gain steam? We shall see, thanks for reading and remember: there’s always
another night!
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