Hello and
welcome to another edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling
review series on the internet that stays off those weird IWC sub-reddits!
Seriously, those things are disgusting but I tell you what is not disgusting:
WCW Fall Brawl 1994! Matches on this night include Lord Steven Regal defending
his WCW Television Championship against Johnny B. Badd once more, we also have
Stunning Steve Austin defending his WCW United States Championship against a
surprise opponent as Ricky The Dragon Steamboat is no longer able to compete
inside of the ring. A random triple threat between Guardian Angel, Vader and
Sting but of course, that main act is The War Games Match! Featuring Hogan
right? Nope we have The Rhodes and The Nasty Boys taking on The Stud Stable!
Can’t believe they did Hogan vs Flair on a Clash before a PPV but I guess it
all makes sense now right? What a company. Let’s get it on!
(WCW
Television Championship Match) Lord Steven Regal © vs Johnny B. Badd
Most
improved wrestler in my eyes is definitely Johnny B. Badd considering I could
not stand the guy in the years 91 and 92 and Badd did nothing of note despite
still being employed throughout that time but here we have Regal, a man who has
held that championship for almost 2 years with one hiccup loss too Larry
Zbyszko in there. When Regal drops the championship it has to be a big deal, Badd
has lost on PPV and Clashes to Regal for that championship before, I don’t
remember how many times but I feel it was at least 3 so surely this has to be
Badd’s night.
Regal stalls
as Badd wants to rip his head off, Regal uses his skills to get a side headlock
before Badd looks to turn the tide. Badd is caught by the hair, Badd manages to
land a top wristlock though before Regal makes it to the ropes. Clean break,
Regal takes down Badd but Badd has the wristlock. Side headlock by Regal, Badd
shoves off and leap-frogs. Hip-toss, arm-drag and dropkick. Regal reverses a
top wristlock, monkey-flip by Regal but Badd counters back and goes back to the
arm-bar. Regal uses forearms to break free, sunset flip is rolled through by
Badd for two, arm-bar by Badd. Forearms by Regal but Badd counters with an
airplane spin. Regal is on the floor, Badd dives onto Regal with a massive
Plancha.
On the apron,
Badd hangs-up Regal with the ropes. Badd tries a crossbody though which Regal
dodges, Regal stomps the head and rubs the face of the challenger into the
canvas. Sir William chokes Badd with the cane, the referee is with Regal.
European uppercuts and forearms by Regal, Badd asks for more. Regal gladly
obliges, Regal pulls Badd down by the hair. A forearm to the nose, Regal lands
strikes to the head of Badd. Blacktop Bully is talking shit in the crowd once
more, Badd begins to fire back at Regal. Regal lands a boot and an European
uppercut for two. Regal applies a reverse chin-lock, Badd fights out and lands
a knee-lift before Regal lands another uppercut. To the corner, more uppercuts
are on the menu. Regal lands a drop toehold and applies a full-nelson on the
mat.
Badd is
coming up though, Badd escapes the hold but eats an elbow to the jaw, two for
Regal. Uppercuts but Badd lands a massive right, atomic drop and more rights.
Back body-drop, Regal reverses an Irish whip but gets caught with a flying
head-scissors for one. Regal pulls Badd to the floor, apron sunset flip but
Regal reverses, Sir William uses the cane to aid Regal but the referee sees it,
two for Badd. Sir William is on the apron, he grabs Badd. Regal decks Sir
William by mistake, schoolboy by Badd for two. Badd misses an elbow, uppercut
by Regal. Make it two, Badd reverses for a backslide and Badd is your champion!
Very good
match, liked this match a lot. Crowd is up for it which helps, love Regal’s
work inside of that ring. Stands out with his unique style, makes you believe
he is fighting for every inch inside that ring, the rest-holds look organic as
opposed to say a Bulldog match where it’s chin-locks galore! I like the
call-backs to the previous finish, Badd really overcame all obstacles here. I
think they could have finished it with a schoolboy after Sir William was decked
but the backslide still works and Badd is starting to put it together, need
some fresh blood in that division now so we shall see where we go from here for
Regal and Badd but two stars they have been carefully building throughout 1993
and 1994 so let’s see what happens next.
Winner:
Johnny. B. Badd over Lord Steven Regal via Backslide!
Cactus
Jack vs Kevin Sullivan (Loser Leaves WCW)
Former tag
team champions go to war, WCW tried to turn Cactus heel which doesn’t seem to
be working but Cactus took out Dave and Kevin Sullivan, crazy how Cactus’ first
championship win in WCW was so tainted and turned sour so quickly. This starts
on the floor, they are in the crowd now. Cactus throws Sullivan ringside,
Cactus meets the guardrail. In the ring, Sullivan throws a headbutt but Cactus
throws a boot and bounces Sullivan off the buckle. Elbows by Cactus, Sullivan
is on the floor. Sullivan is sent into the ring-post, Cactus rips up the
ring-mats. Cactus is on the middle rope, Dave stops Cactus and Sullivan slams
Cactus to the concrete. Scoop slam on the concrete, Sullivan stomps Cactus in
the ring.
Sullivan
chops the ear and wrenches at the ear of Cactus, it’s been well established how
messed up Cactus’ ear is at this point. Cactus fights back to cheers from the
fans, still very popular and Cactus bites the head of Sullivan. Elbow, running
elbow drop from Cactus for two. Sullivan is dumped to the floor, Cactus wants a
piledriver on the floor but Sullivan reverses and Cactus takes a big bump on
the concrete. Cactus throws in a chair, Cactus runs into a boot from Sullivan.
Cactus is dumped to the floor again, they begin brawling. Dave stops Cactus
using the chair, Sullivan decks Cactus in the nose. Sullivan has the chair,
Cactus decks Dave off the apron with a knee aiming for Kevin Sullivan but
Sullivan rolls-up Cactus for the win.
Now, turning
Cactus was a dumb move but the thing was Ric Flair was the booker in WCW and
Cactus was a glorified stuntman in the eyes of The Nature Boy. Cactus already
had heat for spitting on the WCW tag team championships in a promo in ECW so it
was not looking good for Cactus so Cactus gave his notice and this match was
the result. So, nobody was happy with the result but there would be greener
pastures ahead for one Mick Foley.
Winner:
Kevin Sullivan over Cactus Jack via Roll-Up!
(WCW
United States Heavyweight Championship Match) Stunning Steve Austin vs ????
At the
previous Clash, The Dragon injured his back and has to forfeit the
championship, bringing an end to a legendary career. I will say that
Steamboat’s WCW career was mishandled as The Dragon could have torn it up so
much more in that ring but when given a sliver of a chance, Steamboat
absolutely killed it inside the square circle. From that extreme sadness to the
bizarre as we have the influx of Hogan’s buddies with Hacksaw Jim Duggan coming
in as the surprise opponent. Austin freaks out, Duggan is getting big reactions
though so I can’t exactly say this was not working. Austin continues to talk
with Bockwinkel about how unfair this is, Austin is freaking out! Duggan lands
his Three-Point Stance Tackle and pins Austin just like that.
I like
Duggan, always liked Duggan inside of that ring but Duggan as a United States
Heavyweight Champion? The second most prestigious championship in the company?
As much as I loved Duggan, I can’t justify that and with Austin sliding down
the card, I am not a happy man.
Winner:
Hacksaw Jim Duggan over Stunning Steve Austin via Three-Point Stance Tackle!
(WCW
World Tag Team Championship Match) Pretty Wonderful © vs Stars & Stripes
Speaking of
WCW not giving up on talent, we have two examples in Bagwell continuing to be
in prominent matches despite being a nothing in terms of development over the
past two years and Mr. Wonderful continues to hold the gold in WCW. So, the tag
team is at its least interesting for me, can’t believe we lost The Hollywood
Blondes and 2 Cold Scorpio and these two teams are battling for the
championships. The Paula chants are still a thing, unbelievable the mileage
they have gotten out of that. Roma and Bagwell to start, Roma batters Bagwell
for talking trash. Kicks in the corner, clubbing blows by Roma. Bagwell ducks
two rights, flying crossbody for two. Hip-toss and a wristlock, Bagwell
wrenches the arm. Tag to Patriot, lots of wrenching of the wrist. Roma escapes
and in comes Orndorff but Orndorff has his arm worked by the challengers.
Lots of
wrenching of the arm, Orndorff is down on his knees. Bagwell is in and rocked
with some forearms but Bagwell answers with a shoulder block and a flying
crossbody. In comes Patriot for his own crossbody for two, Orndorff is in his
corner. The champions talk strategy, Roma is caught now with a double hip-toss
for two. Bagwell has the arm, shoulder block by Bagwell. Orndorff grabs Bagwell
with the referee looking at Roma, Orndorff yanks down Bagwell. Roma clamps on a
camel clutch, Orndorff nails his great elbow drop to the throat of Bagwell.
Bagwell is worked over in the corner, shoulder thrusts from Orndorff. Another
elbow to the head, front chancery from Orndorff. Bagwell almost makes the tag
but Orndorff is just too good, Roma marks out to his own dropkick.
Two for
Roma, scoop slam into a diving elbow drop from Roma. Roma continues to mark out
to his own greatness, Patriot makes the save. Orndorff dumps Bagwell to the
floor and pulverizes the youngster. Bagwell is bounced off Heenan’s cooler, Roma
is celebrating in the ring. Patriot checks on his partner, Bagwell has the
contents of the cooler dumped on his head. Orndorff denies doing anything,
Bagwell has a bottle of water from the cooler but it is dropped. Clothesline by
Orndorff, piledriver time? Bagwell kicks and kicks and back-drops Orndorff,
Roma tags into the match and lands an elbow drop. Front chancery from Roma,
Bagwell tries and tries to reach his corner. Orndorff distracts the referee so
the referee misses the hot-tag. Patriot drills Pretty Wonderful with right
hands and scoop slams, dropkicks too. Double clothesline and Patriot is cooking
big time! Roma is down with the dropkick, Orndorff Piledrivers Bagwell on the
floor. Patriot lands the Uncle Slam on Roma but he’s not the legal man, Roma
crawls over to Bagwell and wins the match.
Enjoyable
again, you know I rag on Roma and Orndorff but I haven’t hated their matches as
champions yet, Orndorff is unintentionally hilarious while Roma marking out to
his own moves gets me each time, crowd was into the match too but damn, Patriot
looks like a massive idiot in this match. The referee was telling him
constantly that he was not legal, why would he not listen to the referee? No
ear holes in the mask? Maybe!
Winners:
Pretty Wonderful over Stars & Stripes via Piledriver!
Triangle
Number One Contender’s Match Guardian Angel vs Vader vs Sting
Oh WCW how
do you ignore The Stinger when nobody can touch the man in terms of popularity?
In what universe is Guardian Angel near the WCW Championship? Anyways, there
are two rounds to this trash so Sting the babyface gets the bye to the next
round and we have to watch the trilogy fight between Vader and Guardian Angel.
The first
match between these two I loved, they battered one another. They lock-up, clean
break. Shoulder block and neither man moves, Vader calls for a test of
strength. Vader goes low to gain control, Vader pummels Angel with rights and
lefts. Irish whip to the buckle, Angel explodes out with clotheslines but Vader
is still on his feet. Vader blocks the scoop slam attempt, Vader squishes Angel
in the corner. Angel ducks a clothesline and slams down Vader, Angel looks at
Race as he drives his elbow into the groin of The Monster. Scoop slam does not
work though, Angel lands uppercuts with Vader going down to a knee. Angel is on
the top rope, Vader dodges that shit. Reverse chin-lock from Vader, Angel
escapes and almost pins the big man before Vader lands a Cactus clothesline.
Race grabs Angel, Vader decks Race as Angel ducks the blow.
Vader runs
into the ring-post, Angel finally slams Vader in the ring for two. Punches by
Angel, leg across the back on the ropes. Irish whip and the referee is
annihilated, Angel lands the Bossman slam but Race comes in and nails a diving
headbutt on Angel. Vader Bomb and this match is over!
Sting has to
come down to the ring and wrestle Vader, fuck yes! Love me when these two mix
it up inside of the ring, they always kill it when given the time. Why did
Vader put his mask back on? They lock-up, clean break from The Stinger.
Lock-up, Vader shoves down Sting. Sting is right back-up, Vader is backed up to
the corner as Sting refuses to back down. To the opposite corner we go, no
clean break from Vader who roughs up Sting with clubbing blows. However, those
blows fire up Sting. They are shoving one another, kicks by Sting and a
dropkick. They lock-up again, Vader whips Sting. Sting ducks and ducks but a
Vader splash drops Sting. Vader Bomb squishes Sting, Vader goes again and kicks
Vader in the dick twice. Vader is down off the buckle but still has control
with big punches, clothesline almost beheads Sting.
Vader thinks
Vader Bomb again, Sting dodges and Vader crumbles to the mat. Sunset flip
attempt, Vader tries sitting on Sting but Sting dodges. Clothesline to the
floor by Sting, they brawl on the floor. In the ring, Sting calls for the end.
Suplex? There’s no way! Sting lifts up Vader and drills him with a suplex, diving
splash by Sting. Sting tries a running splash but Vader uses his knees to block
the splash, Vader slams Sting down to the mat. Vadersault misses, can Sting
capitalize? Sting wants a superplex, this is not the smartest strategy. Sting
plants Vader with a superplex, Sting is screaming now. Big elbow drop to the
heart of Vader, Race is on the apron. Sting lands another elbow, Sting lands a
Samoan drop for two. Stinger splash and clothesline for two, Sting lands a
massive German suplex for two. Vader drops Sting and regains his composure, Sting
is tossed to the floor.
In the
corner, Vader clubs Sting over and over. Sting is firing up, Sting strikes and
strikes and clotheslines Vader. Race places the foot of Vader on the ropes, Vader
re-enters the second ring. Sting dives off the top rope with a clothesline,
Sting goes high again. A second diving clothesline and Sting says one more
time, Sting lands a diving splash for a close two. Vader lands right hands to
the eyes, Sting covers up but Vader continues to decimate The Stinger with a
belly to back suplex. Sting kicks out at two, clothesline by Vader. Vader goes
to the middle rope, Sting lands a powerslam. Less than a minute on the clock, clothesline
by Sting for two. Scorpion Death-Lock!, can Vader hang on? Vader rolls and
rolls and makes it to the ropes.
We have
overtime in this match, the match continues as Sting applies a sleeper. Vader
boots Sting in the face, stiff knees to the ribs. Vader waffles Sting with big
rights, kick to the ribs from Vader. Vertical suplex from Vader, Vader wants a
superplex and calls for the end. Sting is blocking the superplex, Vader is
cracked in the ribs. Sting bites the head of Vader and shoves off the big man, Sting
comes down from the top rope and slowly covers for two. Sting wants a
spine-buster but Vader blocks and lands a headbutt, Vader goes high again.
Vader gets caught on the top rope, back body-drop from the middle rope by
Sting. Vader tries and tries to pin Sting but Sting continues to kick out,
Vader wants a powerbomb. Vader is too slow to capitalizewe are out of time in
overtime.
So it is Sudden
Death and the stipulation is the first person knocked off their feet. Vader
peppers Sting who is staggering around the ring, selling the shit out of the
drama. Sting uses the ropes to stay on his feet, short clotheslines pummel
Sting. Sting is in la-la-land, Vader punishes Sting. Sting fires back at Vader,
Vader is staggered now. Sting and Vader are colliding in the middle of the
ring, The Guardian Angel brawls with Harley Race so the referee misses that
Sting knocks down Vader. The Masked Man clips Sting in the knee and Vader is
considered the winner.
Kind of
strange to have the heel go the distance, you think the story would be made for
a babyface to do so but whatever, this match was bizarre in execution. The
action however was tremendous, Angel and Vader run through their best spots
from that awesome match that they had a few months ago while Sting and Vader
have another great match because that’s just what those two motherfuckers do
when they are in the ring with one another. Sting deserves better as always,
WCW’s top star despite what they tell you about Hulk Hogan.
Winner:
Vader over Sting via Not Dropping To The Mat!
(War-Games
Match) Team Rhodes (Dustin Rhodes/Dusty Rhodes/The Nasty Boys) vs The Stud
Stable (Arn Anderson/Terry Funk/Bunkhouse Buck/Colonel Robert Parker)
Two men
start, one man from each team enters after a coin-toss, you can only win by
submission or surrender, there are two cages and there is always blood in these
matches. Great War-Games Matches are the ones you count telegraph but we have a
problem here tonight as Meng will not be the fourth man in this match for The
Stud Stable but it will be a manager in Colonel Robert Parker. Definitely takes
a lot of drama away from this one, not happy that you should be able to see the
main event and what’s going to happen so clearly. Not a soul in that arena
believes that Team Rhodes is losing this match. All that heat on Meng do
surviving the chair-shot to the head and taking out Dusty Rhodes but he is not
even in the match.
Dustin
Rhodes jumps right in for his team and Arn Anderson will start for The Stud
Stable. Rights and lefts by both men, Rhodes is giving chase after Anderson.
Diving axe handle to the head, both men block being sent into the cage.
Anderson lures in Rhodes, Anderson drops Rhodes but Anderson is the first man
to meet the cage wall. Back-rake from Rhodes, inverted atomic cdrop and a big
boot which sends Anderson over the top rope. Flying clothesline from Rhodes,
big kick to the chest of Anderson. Bionic Elbow from Rhodes, measured right
hand from the broken wrist. Kick to the ribs, flying lariat from Rhodes.
Elbow to the
throat, Anderson is getting decimated. Rhodes stomps all over the arm, Rhodes
look for a back body-drop but Anderson drops Rhodes with a DDT. Measured left
hands to the head, Anderson uses wrist-tape to choke Rhodes. Clothesline from
Anderson, Rhodes lands a dropkick. Team Stud Stable has the advantage winning the
coin toss, Bunkhouse Buck is in and boots Rhodes and steps all over the head of
Rhodes. Double elbow by The Stud Stable, double single leg Boston crabs from
Anderson & Buck. Jerry Sags comes in for Rhodes, slams all around. Buck
meets the cage wall, piledriver on Buck. Rhodes has a sleeper on Anderson, Sags
punishes Buck. In comes Terry Funk for The Stud Stable, Funk waffles Rhodes and
Sags with his boot. Funk chokes Rhodes right in front of Dusty, Dusty is doing
everything in his power not to snap.
Sags is
drilled with the boot of Funk, Knobbs is coming into the match now. Buck meets
him at the door, the heels are sent into the cage though. Shockingly, no blood
so far. Maybe a new family-friendly policy? Anderson has his face raked across
the cage by Knobbs, Anderson is sent flying into the cage wall. Funk is knocked
down by Knobbs, Colonel Parker is sweating bullets but he does not want to
enter the ring. Slowly, Parker gets into the ring but Rhodes has him at the
door. Buck makes the save, Parker boots Rhodes. Buck uses his belt to choke
Sags, Funk whips Rhodes with his belt. Parker whips Sags with his belt, Rhodes
whips back at Funk. Rhodes whips Anderson and whips Parker, big reaction from
the fans for that. Loud Dusty Rhodes chants are ringing out in the arena, The
American Dream is now in the match.
The Stud
Stable all take Bionic Elbows, noggin-knockers and everyone meets the cage
wall. Parker is all alone, Dusty Rhodes watches as The Nasty Boys land a double
clothesline. Body splash on Parker, Dusty Rhodes applies the figure four on
Parker in the middle of the ring, Funk and Anderson try desperately to save
Parker as The Nasty Boys drop elbows after elbows on Parker. Parker submits and
it’s over.
Yeah not one
of my top War-Games matches for obvious reasons, it starts off heated enough
with Rhodes and Anderson but in a match where blood is almost a stable, it’s crazy
to see nobody bleeding. We also have Parker getting destroyed which was accepted
but man if people paid to see Dusty Rhodes, they got to see him for less than a
minute and a half in total. Definitely not a worthy main event match for a PPV,
such a shame because I did like this show but it was just not that good. I
imagine that is the blow-off too so where does The Stud Stable go from here?
Not like they have anyone who can main event against Hogan in that faction.
Winners:
Team Rhodes over The Stud Stable via Surrender!
So that was
WCW’s Fall Brawl 1994, we are getting into the Hogan Era now with Flair booking
and things are changing but are they for the better? Let’s address the main
event scene first, we have Hogan vs Flair for Halloween Havoc in a cage with Hogan’s
career on the line. Dramatic? Yes! What the fans want? I am not so sure, Flair
did a tremendous job decimating the knee of Hogan and wiping out Sting with Sherri
by his side, it would be a shame to waste all that momentum but honestly, the Clash
match was such a debacle in my eyes that nothing can really save this feud for
me. Vader is coming though, can Hogan vs Vader be good? Possibly but it remains
to be seen.
So Johnny B.
Badd vs Regal kicks us off, really fun opening match with Regal’s unique style
on full display here for an entertaining encounter between two rising stars in
the company. Regal should ascend the card to the United States Championship and
Badd should have a long and solid reign as champion, that is what should happen
so we will see where both men end up as we enter 1995 but two stars that WCW
has invested heavily in over the last year and they have a good match so all is
well. Sullivan vs Cactus was bad, Cactus takes some nasty bumps for no reason
and despite being a heel, is the man the fans want to see. I like Sullivan, the
devil-worshipper gimmick and the promos is an all-timer great gimmick and run
but what has Sullivan offered to this company post that? I am not sure as The
Varsity Club never truly took off so we shall see how this is going to
transform into the infamous Dungeon of Doom but at least Sullivan will do some
good in-ring stuff right? Duggan vs Austin is disappointing considering how
Austin was bowled over here for a man who while I enjoy his work was not US
Champ material in 1994, the tag division is not exactly on fire with The Nasty
Boys as the top babyface team and Stars & Stripes and Pretty Wonderful but
that hasn’t stopped Roma & Orndorff putting on some solid matches, I hope something
dramatic happens soon because I am not sure how many rematches we might see
before the end of the year with the serious lack of teams.
The triangle match has some great spots in there, the crowd comes alive for The Stinger as they always do and I understand we need to get to Vader vs Hogan but surely there must have been another way, that’s two matches that Sting has lost with big implications during this year. Sting dropped his WCW International World Championship to Flair with no revenge in sight and now, Sting loses to Vader in a number one contender’s match. Is Sting going to be the man who takes out The Masked Man? If not, where does Sting go for Starrcade? I have seen Sting sit back in tags for 1993, I would like to think there is a big plan here to make Sting seem more but I just don’t see how WCW is going to have something good for Sting and that’s ridiculous. The main event as a blow-off to an angle that had a lot of heat and emotion with the betrayals from Funk and Anderson to Dusty teaming with his son, you think Dustin Rhodes standing tall at the end would be the defining image and we would all be sent home happy but it’s not, it’s the Dusty Show. And don’t get me wrong I have no problems with aging legends having their moments on PPV but surely someone must have thought: We should have Dustin, the young gun we are trying to get over be the one to stand tall. It wasn’t main event worthy and it lacked what makes War-Games fun so a sad end to an otherwise solid PPV from WCW. Thanks for reading and remember: there’s always another night!
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