Hello and welcome to another
blistering edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review
series on the internet that is more disgusting than the Drake Maverick
firing/hiring angle! It’s WWF Summerslam 1992, coming to you from Wembley
Stadium! The big matches on tonight’s card include Bret Hart defending his WWF
Intercontinental Championship against The British Bulldog. We also have Macho
Man Randy Savage defending his WWF Championship against none other than The
Ultimate Warrior. Lots of fun matches will WWF deliver in the UK? This is one
of the big four, not a UK exclusive like Capital Carnage or One Not Only so I
am expecting big things!
The Legion Of
Doom W/ Paul Ellering vs Money Inc W/ Jimmy Hart
Vince Mcmahon and Heenan on
commentary, this could be a very funny show commentary-wise. However, this
match is no-laughing matter due to Hawk’s demons that he was battling at the
time. Money Inc are no longer champions, thank God I do not have to see The
Natural Disasters take on Money Inc. after their Mania match. Dibiase and Hawk
to start, LOD chants annoy The Million Dollar Man. Kicks and chops by Dibiase,
we go to the buckle. Irish whip, Hawk reverses the whip but Dibiase holds onto
the rope. Animal attacks Dibiase who was caught napping, Dibiase eats
clotheslines from both members of LOD. Animal tosses Dibiase into the ring,
Dibiase scrambles to his corner and tags IRS. Hawk tags in Animal, lock-up.
Knee and to the buckle from IRS, Animal reverses the whip. IRS hits the buckle
hard, Animal has IRS by his tie.
Military press slam from Animal,
Dibiase makes the save. Arm-wringer from Animal, tag to Hawk. Axe handle to the
arm, arm-wringer from Animal. IRS rakes the eyes, sleeper from IRS. Hawk’s arm
drops twice before Hawk powers up, Hawk backs IRS into the buckle. Whip to the
opposite buckle, corner clothesline from Hawk. Hawk climbs to the top rope,
Hawk goes for his diving clothesline and IRS times his dodge to the last
second. Perfection from IRS, Hawk goes flying to the floor from the impact.
Dibiase slams Hawk on the floor, Dibiase is now the legal man. IRS uses his
boot on Hawk’s head, Hawk is rammed into the buckle back-first. Snap-mare and
elbow drops from IRS, two for IRS. IRS tags Dibiase, eye rake from IRS. Dibiase
bounces Hawk’s head off the buckle, more quick tags.
IRS has a reverse chin-lock on Hawk,
quick tag to Dibiase who applies the same hold. Another switch as IRS applies
the reverse chin-lock behind the referee’s back. Another tag to Dibiase, knee
drop from Dibiase for two. Hawk is bounced off the buckle, Hawk blocks on the
second attempt though. Dibiase meets the buckle, Dibiase tags IRS. Right hands
by IRS, whip and Hawk ducks the clothesline to nail a clothesline of his own.
IRS tags Dibiase, Dibiase stomps on Hawk. Right hands from Dibiase, front
chancery from Dibiase. Hawk is edging towards his corner, IRS distracts the
referee so the tag to Animal is missed. Double knockdown in the middle of the
ring, Hawk makes it to Animal. Flying shoulder block from Animal to Dibiase,
dropkick to IRS.
Dibiase is pounded in the corner, IRS
makes the initial save. Animal clotheslines both, IRS is atomic dropped to the
floor. Animal lands a corner clothesline on Dibiase, Hawk wants the doomsday.
Jimmy Hart distracts the referee, IRS dropkicks Animal. Animal whips Dibiase
into IRS and we have a Powerslam for the finish.
It was alright, having Dibiase in a
tag team lessens my chances of marking out for how good he is because he is not
in the ring as long as per usual. IRS just does not do it for me, I am open to
see if things will improve as IRS gets more time as his gimmick to hone his
craft. Animal holds it together for LOD here, I do appreciate that dodge on the
dive for Hawk but it was alright when all was said and done. Nothing special
and no Doomsday for the finish due to Hawk’s condition. A disappointment for
sure but it’s the first match and those fans love LOD and they have more than
enough goodwill built up with everyone.
Winners: LOD over
Money Inc. via Powerslam!
Nailz vs Virgil
Another new wrestler for us to look at
on the website, we have Nailz. A convict who went after the man who landed him
in jail, The Big Bossman. Whacky? Yes! Cheesy? Yes! But I shall allow it and
watch it, I feel for Virgil. It seems that Virgil could have been something
following that feud with Dibiase and Piper as his mentor but that seems a long
time ago as Virgil will be the sacrificial lamb for Nailz. The bell rings and
Nailz chokes Virgil. Virgil is whipped to the buckle, clotheslines and
dropkicks but Nailz is too strong. More squeezing and choking, clothesline
misses as Virgil tries a sunset flip. Nailz misses a punch and gets rolled up
for two. More choking, can we see something else?
Nailz hurls Virgil to the floor,
Virgil is rammed off the ring apron. Virgil is back in the ring, hammering away
at Nailz. Whip is reversed, Virgil is in the corner. Boot block from Virgil but
Nailz lands a huge clothesline, blatant choke from Nailz. That’s it, Nailz
chokes out Virgil.
Well it was not the most impressive display
of power or array of moves but Nailz got it done, his facials are perfect
anyway for the character that he portrays, Nailz looks every part the
psychopath that he plays. Hopefully, we get more from this menacing and
imposing figure in the near future but this match was not a flowing review for
the mad man.
Winner: Nailz
over Virgil via Blatant Choke!
Rick Martel vs
Shawn Michaels W/Sensational Sherri
Shawn Michaels had cost Rick Martel
potentially the Intercontinental Championship in a match with Bret Hart before
Rick Martel came out to a Shawn Michaels match and flirted with Sensational
Sherri. They winked at one another, could love be on the cards? So, are they
both heels? I assume so as neither man are not allowed punch one another in the
face. Martel looks more like a preppy Posh person rather than a Model. It’s a
play on Wimbledon taking place in London, love me tennis sad I will not get to
see Roger Federer this year thanks to COVID.
Wow Sherri, Martel looks at Sherri
while Michaels looks at himself in the mirror that Sherri brought with her.
Sherri undresses HBK, Martel grabs a side headlock. Michaels shoves off Martel,
leapfrogs and drop downs. This will be the wrestling match of the night folks
as Martel fakes out Michaels with a cartwheel. Headlock by Michaels, Martel
misses two clotheslines before eating a dropkick. Martel axe handles Michaels,
Martel is whipped to the corner. Middle rope crossbody misses, Michaels grabs
an arm-wringer. Hair-pull from Michaels, Martel thinks about waffling Michaels
but cannot so he pulls the hair of HBK.
More leapfrogs and drop-downs before
Martel hurls Michaels to the floor. Martel pulls Sherri away from Michaels,
Martel gives Sherri a cuddle. Axe handle to Michaels, back drop from Martel who
does jumping-jacks. Michaels and Martel take turns doing O Connor rolls with
their buttocks becoming exposed in the process. And who says wrestling is gay,
Martel eats a kick to the ribs and a Superkick for two. Martel fights back from
his knees before Michaels jabs at the ribs of Martel. Martel sends Michaels to
the buckle, Michaels blocks an incoming Martel with a knee to the face.
Michaels tries a roll-up using the ropes but the referee says no way. The two
are shoving and talking-trash, slap to the face, Martel slaps back.
Sherri faints because they were going
to punch one another in the face, Michaels checks on Sherri but accidently
kicks her to the floor. Martel comes over to check on Sherri, Martel starts
performing heart compressions. Right hand from Michaels in the face, Martel
answers back with rights of his own. The two are brawling backstage as Sherri
comes back to life.
We got some really nice sequences
where I would love to see these two do battle again, Martel can still go and
Michaels is starting to hit that stride. As for Sherri, she gives it 100% no
matter her role and with whoever she is working with. I think giving 8 to 10
minutes with a championship on the line, that would have been fantastic.
Double Count-Out!
(WWF Tag Team
Championship Match) The Natural Disasters © vs The Beverly Brothers W/ The
Genius
Sneak attack to begin this match,
Typhoon and Earthquake answer with clotheslines, Blake is sandwiched with a
splash as is Beau. Beverlys are sandwiched together after that, Typhoon and
Blake kick us off officially. Typhoon misses a leg drop, Blake rakes the eyes.
Blake almost slams Typhoon but the weight was too great for Blake. Typhoon
corner splashes Blake, Earthquake is legal and splashes Typhoon by mistake.
Beau and Blake stomp Typhoon, I guess Earthquake is not legal. Slingshot splash
from Beau for two, tag to Blake. Middle rope headbutt from Blake, big leg drop
as Blake tells everyone the championships are coming to them.
Tag to Beau, Beau leapfrogs Blake and
lands on the back of Typhoon, kicks to the gut from Beau. Middle rope choke,
Blake joins in with a choke as Earthquake deals with the referee. Blake tags
Beau, right hands from Beau. Blake uses the tag rope to choke Typhoon, Beau
stomps away. Axe handle from Blake, headbutt for two. Referee is distracted
missing the tag for Earthquake, frustration builds for Earthquake. Blake and
Beau use the ropes to choke Typhoon. The Beverly Brothers whip Typhoon into the
buckle three times before a massive clothesline floors both Beverly Brothers.
Blake gets caught by Typhoon, Beau missile dropkicks Blake into Typhoon for a
close two.
Typhoon slams Blake face-first into
the mat using his hands, Beau distracts Earthquake with the referee stepping in
between in them. The Genius hands his metal scroll to Blake, Blake cracks
Typhoon but Earthquake flattens Blake with a running elbow drop. Earthquake
receives the tag, right hands and a toss for Beau. Belly to belly suplex from
Earthquake, Beau begs for mercy. Shoulder thrusts and pump kick in the corner,
Blake tries to help. Shoulder block from Earthquake, Blake is tossed to the
floor. Beau is in the corner, splash from Earthquake, running powerslam. Earthquake
bumps Blake off the apron and squashes Beau for the win.
Fair-play to the crowd for staying
with the match for the whole thing because I felt it really dragged with
Typhoon in there, I guess part of it is hard to route for a guy who is so big,
Typhoon does not really do himself any favours with his mannerisms or moves to
elicit reaction from the fans. Earthquake is awesome, still could get that
monster push and I would buy into that, knows how to work the crowd and is the
fun when it comes to this match.
Winners: The
Natural Disasters over The Beverly Brothers via Earthquake Splash!
Crush vs Repo Man
New stars galore as we have Crush
taking on Repo Man, interesting as both men are former members of Demolition.
Repo jumps Crush immediately, the punches have no effect as Crush presses Repo
over and over for a slam. Repo rolls to the floor, Crush comes out and lands a
clothesline. Crush throws Repo back in the ring, kicks from Crush. Repo jumps
into the arms of Crush, Repo is laid across the top turnbuckle. Kick to the
ribs from Crush, Crush lands a massive back-breaker. Repo lands a thumb to the
eye, Repo sneaks up for a big right hand. Belly to back suplex from Repo, Repo
forgets about Crush and eats a belly to belly suplex. Back-breaker, Crush
misses a knee drop though. Repo lands right hands but Crush is shaking it all
off.
Another thumb to the eye, Crush
reverses an Irish whip but lowers his head. Crush is slammed into the mat, Repo
covers but is tossed to the floor. Repo climbs high, Crush counters the diving
crossbody for the powerslam. Kona Crush crushing the head of Repo Man for the
win.
It was a match, Crush’s outfit is
ridiculous colours and probably the most interesting thing about this match,
why? Because it’s just there and feels like a house show level match between
two opening match wrestlers. A nice break though between championship matches,
it serves its purpose.
Winner: Crush
over Repo Man via Crushing Of The Skull!
(WWF Championship
Match) Macho Man Randy Savage © vs The Ultimate Warrior
Ric Flair was irate that he was not
challenging for the championship at Summerslam, Perfect and Flair are trying to
involve themselves in this match in someway and Mr. Perfect has wormed his way
into the match because Perfect will be in one of the wrestler’s corners, who
will it be? We also have a lot of history here due to Warrior ending Savage’s
career at Wrestlemania VII. Both men come to the ring with no Perfect in sight,
what does this mean? We start with both men talking to one another in the
middle of the ring, this one is going to explode at any minute. Savage extends
the hand to Warrior, Warrior is hesitant before the two shake hands but Warrior
pulls Savage closer, both men shove one another and it’s game time!
Lock-up, Savage has a clean break for
Warrior. They lock-up again, Warrior shoves back Savage, clearly the stronger
of the two. Savage goes low with the knee, clothesline to the front and the
back of the head for one. Savage goes high, Warrior counters the axe handle
with a shot to the ribs. Delayed atomic drop, make it double. Savage holds his
spine in pain, clothesline from Warrior. Two for Warrior, shoulder block and
again from the challenger. Savage dodges the elbow drop, right hands and knee
drop to the face from Savage. This draws boos from the crowd, Savage is heeling
it up early. Reverse chin-lock is countered with a jaw-breaker from Warrior.
Savage is slammed into the mat, two for Warrior.
Savage is whipped to the buckle hard, Warrior
kicks away at Savage. Clothesline from Warrior for two, Savage pulls Warrior
into the buckle with a handful of tights. Clothesline to the floor from Savage,
Savage lands a diving axe handle. Diving crossbody from Savage but Warrior
catches the champion, two for Warrior off the slam. Savage is whipped to the
buckle, corner clothesline from Warrior. Hard Irish whip from Warrior, right
hand staggers Savage. Bearhug from Warrior, Savage is thrown to the mat for
two. Small package from Savage for two, neck-breaker from Savage as Warrior
lowered his head off an Irish whip.
Savage hangs Warrior with his
clothesline, two for Savage. Savage tries a suplex, his back gives out. Warrior
is staggering but is in control, shots to the spine of The Macho Man. Warrior
suplexes Savage for two, Savage is against the ropes. Savage ducks the
clothesline, Warrior hits the ropes and tumbles to the floor, Savage is on the
top rope. Diving axe handle to the back of the head, Warrior is rammed into the
steel steps. Warrior meets the ring-post too, Warrior makes it into the ring
but almost gets pinned off a sunset flip. Clothesline by Warrior for two, here
comes Flair and Perfect.
Warrior slams Savage, Ultimate Splash
is blocked with the knees as Savage realizes this is his chance. Cover for two,
Flair and Perfect are now ringside. Warrior reverses the Irish whip and both
men collide with a clothesline in the middle of the ring. Warrior covers for
two, Savage covers for two. Savage looks to run the ropes, Perfect trips up
Savage. Warrior hammers Savage with a right, two-handed throat toss from
Warrior. Savage is whipped into the referee, Warrior slams Savage. Warrior
lands his own diving axe handle from the top, the referee is slow to count.
Savage kicks out at two, Warrior is not happy with the slow count.
Warrior argues with the referee,
Savage knees Warrior into the referee. Piledriver from Savage, Perfect is
trying to wake up Warrior. Flair has brass knuckles and wallops Warrior with
Perfect holding the challenger. Savage wakes the referee, scoop slam onto
Warrior. Diving Elbow Drop and Warrior manages to kick out, unbelievable from
Warrior. Warrior is shaking off all the attacks of Savage, Warrior fires up
with clothesline and a flying shoulder block. Military press slam, Perfect distracts
the referee so Flair can smash Warrior with the chair as he runs the ropes.
Savage wakes up and figures out what happened, Savage is not happy about these
turn of events. Savage decides this is not the way, Flair whacks Savage in the
leg when he dives off the top rope. Warrior wins by count-out!
They put quite some time into this
match and to have it end in a count-out is laughable at this stage. They had
kind of booked themselves into a corner though, babyface vs babyface is an
awkward to pull off if your intentions are not to have someone turn when the
match is over, Savage dominates as this match drawing boos and jeers from the
fans, unavoidable considering the circumstances. Flair and Perfect interfering
in the ending sequence was fine, I just think they may have done a triple
threat to get out of this scenario. Regardless, Savage and Warrior deliver an
entertaining match for the fans, just not a classic or great match when it was
finished.
Winner: The
Ultimate Warrior over Randy Savage via Count-Out!
The Undertaker W/
Paul Bearer vs Kamala W/ Kim Chee
A downgrade from Taker vs Roberts but
this could be entertaining though, Taker pummels Kamala to start this match.
Corner choke from Taker, whip with Kamala reversing. Taker dodges the splash,
uppercuts from The Deadman. Old School time, Kamala hurls Taker off the ropes
when Taker tries it a second time. Kamala clotheslines Taker to the floor, Kim
Chee is choked by Taker before a save from Kimala. Taker meets the steel steps,
shots to the face from Kimala. In the ring, Kamala presses the advantage before
Taker grabs the throat and lands a Chokeslam.
Flying clothesline from The Deadman, Bearer
signals for the end. Tombstone attempt, Kim Chee interferes attacking Taker in
the ribs. Taker grabs Kim Chee, Kamala kicks at Taker as the two trade blows.
Kamal slams Taker, splash from Kamala. Kamal climbs to the middle rope, big
diving splash on Taker. Kamala is on the top rope, Top Rope Splash on Taker.
Taker sits up which terrifies Kamala who runs off.
A DQ finish after the last match
ending in a count-out? Not a fan of these finishes back to back plus they are
saving this feud? Could you not just give us Undertaker destroying Kamala. The
fans wanted, I think you could have delivered, it would have been awesome.
Alas, a DQ finish which does little for this reviewer.
Winner:
Undertaker over Kamala via DQ!
(WWF
Intercontinental Championship Match) Bret Hart © vs The British Bulldog
The battle of the brothers-in-laws,
Lennox Lewis leads out British Bulldog. Big reaction for Bulldog and this will
be considered the pinnacle of Bulldog’s career. The crowd has woken up for sure
with this main event, very excited to dissect this match.
Stare-down immediately, shoving
contest. Bulldog is in go mode, Hart looks relaxed. Bulldog shoves back Hart,
side headlock from Bulldog. Shove off, drop-downs and leap-frogs before Bulldog
shoulder blocks Hart to the floor. Hart recovers, headlock takedown from Hart.
Bulldog cannot use his feet to choke Hart the second time, Hart grinds down
Bulldog with the headlock. Shove off, military press is countered for an O
Connor roll, two for Hart. Small package for two, headlock takedown from Hart.
Bulldog escapes, grabbing a hammerlock and driving knees into the arm. Back to
their feet, Hart elbows Bulldog in the face. Arm-wringer from Hart, Bulldog
rolls out of the hold and applies his own arm-bar.
Bulldog catapults Hart into the
buckle, arm-bar once more from Bulldog. Bulldog continues to wrench the arm,
Hart is on his feet pushing back Bulldog. Irish whip, crucifix pin from Bulldog
for two. Back to the hammerlock, Hart tries a slam to escape but Bulldog
continues to hold onto the hold. Hart shoves off Bulldog, drop-down and a knee
to the ribs from Hart. The fans boo and Hart looks out to the crowd, taking in
what is happening. It’s clear Hart is in enemy territory. Hart clamps on the
reverse chin-lock, Bulldog elbows to escape before Hart lands a massive elbow
to the face, elbow drop from Hart. Inverted atomic drop from Hart, Bulldog
rallies attempting a crucifix but Hart lands a Samoan drop for two.
Hart clamps on another reverse
chin-lock, Bulldog shoves him off. Shoulder block from Hart, Bulldog drops-down
and lands a monkey flip. Headbutt for Hart, hard Irish whip to the buckle. Make
it double, Bulldog charges for a clothesline. Hart blocks with a boot, running
bulldog from Hart. Hart climbs to the top rope, Bulldog slams him off the
buckle. Bulldog climbs high missing the diving headbutt, Hart has dodged the
spectacular dive. Bulldog takes the back of Hart but Hart runs off Bulldog who
falls to the floor. Plancha from Hart, Hart rams Bulldog into the ring-post
back-first. In the ring, Bulldog is whipped to the buckle hard. Headbutt from
Hart, transition to the Russian leg-sweep for two.
Uppercut from Hart, make it two. Three
in a row, dropkick from The Hitman. Irish whip into a massive back-drop,
Bulldog clutches the knee as Hart covers for two. Reverse chin-lock from Hart,
suplex from Hart for two. Bulldog is showing heart, taking the punishment from
Hart. Headbutt from Hart before Bulldog counters the uppercut for a backslide,
two for Hart. Hart maintains control with an elbow to the head and a
back-breaker, Hart climbs to the middle rope. Bret’s Rope Elbow Drop for two,
punch to the back of the head. Hart pulls Bulldog by the hair and to the mat,
the fans boo as Hart takes it all in from the fans.
Snap-mare and reverse chin-lock from
Hart, right hands from Hart. Big sleeper, Bulldog breaks free but Hart is still
in control, whip off the ropes for another sleeper. Bulldog smashes Hart
back-first into the buckle but Hart holds onto the sleeper, Hart is sent into
the buckle again. The two trading blows, Bulldog reverses an Irish whip and
military presses Hart into the middle rope. Whip to the buckle, clothesline
down goes Hart. Make it two, make it three. Gorilla press slam for two, Bulldog
picks up Hart for a delayed vertical suplex. Bulldog crawls into the cover for
two, Hart is whipped to the buckle sternum-first for two.
Bulldog calls for the end, Hart is
dragged to his feet. Running Powerslam and Hart manages to kick out, Hart is being
held up by the ropes. Hart blocks a suplex into the ring, German suplex for two
and a half! Hart looks for a suplex, Bulldog places Hart on the top rope.
Superplex from Bulldog for another close two, Hart and Bulldog meet in the
middle of the ring for a massive clothesline. On the canvas, Hart looks to
apply The Sharpshooter. Hart has the hold on Bulldog, middle of the ring.
Bulldog manages to reach the ropes, his wife looks on in joy. Bulldog reverses
an Irish whip, Hart goes for the sunset flip before Bulldog counters the flip
to cover Hart with no escape, Bulldog wins the championship.
That main event delivered for sure,
Hart carries Bulldog to a tremendous match. Despite being brothers-in-law,
these two get nasty quite quickly due to the pre-match comments made by both men.
Pushing and shoving before they gave you a battle of two men vying to prove
they are the better man, Hart assumes control, clearly the heel due to Bulldog being
the home country hero. Hart wears down the massive Bulldog with punishing shots
and holds to take it all out of Bulldog. Each time though, Bulldog comes
roaring back with that power that can destroy Hart at any minute. Loved the
sharpshooter, similar to the match with Perfect, Hart applies the hold while
lying prone on the mat as opposed to peering over his opponent, a clever more
for sure that the disorientated Bulldog could not have anticipated. The finish
is just beautiful, I am a sucker for inescapable pin-falls, like proper
difficult pin-falls to escape from and Bulldog’s pin is just awesome.
Seemingly, no way for Hart to escape it as he is rolled up without a single
inch for movement. The home country hero pulls it off in front of his people, a
happy end and the best of The Bulldog’s career.
Winner: The British
Bulldog over Bret Hart!
That was WWF’s Summerslam 1992, a solid
showing from the WWF. There were some big losses to the company following
Wrestlemania VIII and you feel it on this show. It’s quite surprising to me
because of how much people talk about doing another show in the UK considering they
are basing that opinion around Summerslam 1992 because at times, this show was
passable. LOD vs Money Inc. was fine, crowd loved LOD and that carried them
through this match. Nailz vs Virgil was bad, Repo Man vs Crush was bad. Beverly
Brothers vs Natural Disasters was rough and you have a count-out in the WWF
Championship match followed by a DQ finish right after. That being said, Bulldog
vs Hart is tremendous as everything seemed to align for that match. However,
this was not a stellar show that blew me away and I cannot see why this could
be a reason for WWE to run a show in London. I think it would be cool for WWE
to do such an event but I hope people are not letting nostalgia distract them
from the obvious: WWF Summerslam 1992 was solid at best. Thanks for reading and
remember: there’s always another night!
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