Hello and welcome to another edition of Seanomaniac Wrestling Reviews, the only wrestling review series on the internet with less consistency than HHH’s booking! It’s time for WCW Halloween Havoc 1995! Headlined by Hulk Hogan vs The Giant, the son of Andre for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship! We also have Lex Luger vs Meng, Randy Savage vs The Zodiac and Ric Flair and Sting teaming together to take down Arn Anderson & Brian Pillman. Other matches that round out the card include Mr. JL vs Sabu and Johnny B. Badd challenging for the WCW World Television Championship. Could it be a good PPV from WCW? Let’s find out together eh?
(WCW
World Television Championship Match) Diamond Dallas Page © W/ The Diamond Doll
& Maxx Muscle vs Johnny B. Badd
Kimberley is
getting over huge and it’s no surprise, she is gorgeous. DDP won the
championship from Renegade which ended his big push, Johnny B. Badd was meant
to challenge Sting for the US Championship. I imagine that happened and Badd
lost so now he challenges for this championship, DDP is looking for Badd but
Badd takes out DDP with a high knee and Muscle bangs heads with DDP on the
floor courtesy of Badd. DDP is in the crowd now, DDP is whipped into the guard
rail. Badd has a bucket and slaps it and runs DDP into the ring-post. In the
ring, DDP clubs Badd but Badd lands a hip-toss and a drop toehold into an
arm-bar. DDP cannot escape the clutches of Badd, DDP pulls Badd down by the
hair but Badd kips-up and returns the favour.
Badd lands
another hip-toss and a dropkick, ten punches in the corner is blocked as DDP
lands a flapjack into the turnbuckle. DDP talks trash and kicks the ribs of
Badd, forearms by DDP and an elbow to the face. DDP sends Badd into the buckle
and lands a belly to back suplex. DDP wants a 10 and The Diamond Doll supplies
the 10. Pancake by DDP for two, reverse chin-lock by DDP. DDP brings his weight
down on Badd to do extra damage. DDP whips Badd who blocks, backslide in the
middle of the ring for two. DDP lands a massive clothesline for two, DDP looks
for a cover and gets two before Badd counters with a roll-up for two. DDP
regains control with a boot, scoop turning slam by DDP for two. Reverse chin-lock
by DDP, DDP calls for Badd to get up but DDP lands elbows to the back of the
head.
Muscle is on
the apron, DDP uses his wrist-tape to choke Badd behind the referee’s back.
Reverse chin-lock again, Diamond Doll is frustrated with the cheating ways of
DDP. Badd fires up, DDP calls for Muscle but Badd lands a belly to back suplex.
Inverted atomic drop and atomic drop by Badd, jabs from Badd. Right haymaker
and a flying head-scissors, diving axe handle by Badd. Badd looks at The
Diamond Doll and Badd gets a 10! Two count for Badd, sit-out powerbomb for two.
Diamond Dream by DDP, two for DDP. Diamond Cutter is blocked as Badd holds onto
the ropes, DDP smacks his head off the mat. Badd covers for two, Badd is fired
up again and wants those ten punches. Badd moneky flips DDP to the floor, Badd
lands The Badd Day. Sling-shot splash for two, Badd calls for The Kiss that
don’t Miss! Muscle grabs Badd, DDP tries to hit Badd but Badd dodges, dropkick
and Badd almost schoolboys DDP for the win.
On the floor
goes Badd who has been thrown there by DDP, Muscle is sent into the ring-post.
In the ring, DDP grabs Badd and Muscle clotheslines DDP by mistake, big left
hand by Badd on Muscle and Badd pins DDP for the win.
That was a
fun match to kick off the show, the simplicity of DDP being a dick to Kimberly
has connected with the fans and Badd is back on top in WCW working with someone
who can make him look good. They have a good opening match that the crowd are
invested in and it’s everything these two could hope for when opening a pay per
view. Odd though how it looked like DDP was going to have some big wins coming
his way and now, it’s all been swept away. I am sure the feud will continue
between the two but DDP’s odd story in WCW continues.
Winner:
Johnny B. Badd over DDP via Clothesline!
The
Zodiac vs Macho Man Randy Savage
What a waste
of a PPV match, I mean really? This would be a good Clash match but an actual
WCW PPV match? Anyways, Savage goes right after Zodiac, who the hell is this in
the ring though? We have a fan in the ring who is trying to get close to Zodiac
and Savage, Savage expertly takes the match to the floor away from the fan as
security beat the shit out of the fan presumably. Zodiac sends Savage into the
ring-post, they talk about Kamala originally being in the match, perhaps
payment issues? Savage lands his Flying Elbow Drop on Zodiac after re-entering
the ring.
That was it?
Really? Well, I guess that’s the best thing I could have hoped for between
these two.
Winner: Randy
Savage over Zodiac via Diving Elbow Drop!
Kurasawa
vs Hawk
Kurasawa
tried to break the arm of Hawk at a previous Clash, Hawk comes down to the ring
and hits clotheslines, his neck-breaker and vicious chops and right hands.
Classic Hawk, Hawk whips Kurasawa to the buckle and misses a corner spear
hitting his shoulder. Hawk recovers and gut-wrench suplexes Kurasawa. Powerbomb
by Hawk, Colonel Parker grabs the foot of Hawk. Scoop slam by Kurasawa, diving
elbow drop misses. Hawk clotheslines Kurasawa to the floor, Hawk is on the
apron and clotheslines Parker. Hawk is sent into the ring-post, fallaway slam
and Samoan drop and with the help of Colonel Parker, Kurasawa pins Hawk.
Another
short one, what is going on with this show?
Winner:
Kurasawa over Hawk via Samoan Drop!
Mr. J.L.
vs Sabu W/ The Sheik
There is
only one Sabu ladies and gentlemen and unfortunately it would not work out for
Sabu in WCW but Sabu is one of the most innovative wrestlers of the 90s and the
world would eventually fall in love with Sabu. Sabu eats an enzuigiri with J.L.
missing a baseball slide, Sabu lands an Asai Moonsault on Sheik and JL. JL
lands a diving crossbody to the floor after Sabu misses a running splash, Sabu
misses a moonsault. JL is on the top rope, moonsault connects for two. JL lands
a sit-out powerbomb for two, JL whips Sabu to the corner but JL misses a
splash. Sabu lands a sling-shot Arabian Face-buster for two, Sabu tries
climbing the top rope but JL lands a German suplex for two. JL is on the top
rope, Sabu stops JL and lands a victory roll from the middle rope for two. Sabu
climbs high, springboard dropkick by JL knocks Sabu to the floor. Sheik is not
happy, Sabu hot-shots JL. Springboard moonsualt and it is over and Sheik throws
a fireball for good measure!
Another
short match, that’s 3 in a row now what is going on with this PPV? Anyways,
crowd seems indifferent to their efforts but soon they would go wild for this
high-flying style.
Winner:
Sabu over Mr. J.L. via Springboard Moonsault!
Meng W/
The Taskmaster vs Lex Luger
Meng must
take out Luger, Luger starts the match by bashing Meng’s head off the buckle.
Meng is staggered, side headlock by Luger. Meng shoves off Luger and wants a
monkey flip but Luger stops that and kicks Meng low, Luger catapults Meng into
the buckle. Meng has his eyes raked across the top rope but Meng kicks out at
Luger, Luger reverses an Irish whip but Meng kicks Luger in the head and small
packages Luger for two. Meng whips Luger to the buckle, boot counter by Luger
and Luger clotheslines Meng to the floor. Luger shoves Meng into the ring-post,
Luger pulls the arm into the top rope. Meng fights back with that injured arm,
Meng bites the head of Luger. Chop to the neck, Luger blocks the second right
hand and tees off on Meng. Meng to the buckle, Luger misses the splash but attempts
the belly to back but Meng lands on top of Luger for a close two. Shoulder-breaker
by Meng, Meng begins to work the right arm of Luger.
Meng kicks
the ribs of Luger and chokes him with his boot, piledriver from Meng. Two for
Meng, Meng chokes Luger over and over. Reverse chin-lock from Meng, Luger lands
elbows to the ribs and escapes and lands a flying crossbody for two. Meng is
still too powerful, Luger is kicked into the corner. Belly to back suplex by
Meng, two for Meng. Meng tosses Luger to the floor, Sullivan talks trash to
Luger who is not doing too good right now. Meng continues to kick down Luger
and Sullivan continues talking to Luger, Sullivan is making the referee stop
his count and Sullivan does not want Meng to come down on Luger on the floor.
The commentators wonder if Luger could be recruited by The Dungeon of Doom.
Meng continues to kick the ribs of Luger, Luger is using the ropes to pull himself
up.
Irish whip
by Meng and Meng looks for a dropkick but Luger holds onto the ropes. Meng is
elevated over the top rope and onto the ropes, Luger suplexes Meng into the
ring. Meng tries an Irish whip but Luger kicks Meng in the head, three
clotheslines and Meng is down. Irish whip and back body drop by The Total
Package, clotheslines by Luger. Luger lands a powerslam and Luger calls for the
rack, Meng pulls something out of his boot. It’s the Golden Spike and Luger is knocked
out, Sullivan does not like that and kicks Luger so that Luger wins by DQ. Meng
is upset with this but Sullivan continues to explain his devious plan.
Well, it was
a match and they worked but not sure these two were ever going to set my world
on fire, they are two wrestlers who can be fun but this was just a match in the
middle of the card. The story is definitely interesting though as Luger was going
to be WWF’s next Hogan with his American gimmick and all and I like the idea of
Luger going up against Hogan but we will see how the story develops as we know
the summer of 1996 will lead to another group forming.
Winner:
Lex Luger over Meng via DQ!
Arn
Anderson & Brian Pillman vs Sting & Ric Flair
The Horsemen
have reformed but without Ric Flair? Impossible but it has happened and before
the match, Ric Flair has been assaulted by Anderson & Pillman. Flair is not
really in condition to wrestle on this night so Sting comes to the ring alone,
looking for Flair to appear but it looks as if The Stinger will be going alone
in this one. Anderson & Pillman cannot help but smile as Sting is all
alone, Sting is ready to whip ass though and it looks like Anderson &
Pillman are going to be pin-balled around that ring.
Anderson
& Sting to start, lock-up and side headlock into a hammerlock by Anderson
but Sting reverses the hold. Anderson is in the ropes, Anderson goes low and
attacks Sting. Anderson has a full-nelson, Pillman wants a shot but Sting
reverses the hold and kicks Pillman. Anderson pulls Sting down by the hair,
Sting pops-up and leapfrogs before landing a face-buster. Shots to Pillman too,
Sting is on fire in this one. The Horsemen decide to talk strategy on the
floor, Pillman comes in and eats a military press slam. Sting wants Anderson,
Anderson is a little reluctant to get it on with Sting. Pillman & Anderson
talk strategy again, Sting trips Anderson and catapults him into Pillman who
was on the top rope. Sting tosses Pillman into the guardrail and now, Sting
begins to jab Anderson.
Anderson
goes low with a shot and throws Sting into Pillman’s head, gut-shot from Anderson.
Flair is here! Flair is in a shirt and jeans but Flair is ready to go, Sting is
tossed to the floor and Pillman sends Sting into the guardrail. Flair is firing
up the crowd, the crowd is all over this. Anderson chokes Sting with his boot
in the ring, Anderson tags Pillman. Chops by Pillman, Sting is firing back with
chops and rights but a drop toehold allows Anderson to be tagged and Anderson
kicks the crap out of Sting. Reverse chin-lock by Anderson, Flair is irate and
wants in bad but Anderson lands a scoop slam. Tag to Pillman, Pillman looks for
the rocket launcher but Sting blocks with his knees.
Sting crawls
and crawls but Anderson lands a belly to back suplex for two, Anderson tries to
force Sting’s hands to the mat but Sting is fighting back. Anderson is crotched
by Sting, Sting is on his feet and almost makes the tag. Pillman distracts
Flair, Sting cannot make the tag. Abdominal stretch by Anderson, Anderson uses
Pillman for leverage. Tag to Pillman, Pillman bites the head of Sting. Tag to
Anderson who applies a camel clutch, tag to Pillman who kicks Sting hard in the
ribs. Pillman cannot pin Sting who continues to kick out, Anderson is in now
and attacks Sting, Flair attacks Pillman briefly and Sting begins to fire back
at Anderson. Spinebuster by Anderson for two as Flair makes the save, tag to
Pillman.
Pillman
lands an elbow to the knee and grape-vines the leg. Wishbone-split and Anderson
is in there now with an elbow on the legs. Flair and Sting are talking to one
another, the audio is clean and a lot of emphasis on it because the crowd is
dying for it now. Almost at a fever pitch, Anderson has a bearhug. Sting
escapes but Pillman is tagged and lands an elbow, chops by Pillman. Snap-mare
into a seated abdominal stretch variation, Sting is in the heels’ corner but
fights out and makes Pillman bang heads with Anderson. Flair is fired up now,
the crowd can feel that tag is finally coming. Sting begins to stir and makes
his way over, Sting tags in Flair and Flair runs in the ring and waffles Sting.
What is this about? Why has Flair turned his back on Sting?
Sting is
fighting back, irate as Flair has double-crossed him! Flair is back together
with The Horsemen, where is Randy Savage? Where is Hogan? Where are Sting’s
friends? How could this happen? Flair even attacks a referee, Sting has been
beaten down, what a shocking display from The Nature Boy.
Classic tag
team match wrestling right there, Anderson & Pillman shine up Sting here
and they build like crazy for that hot-tag, Sting puts on a great babyface-in-peril
act here and when that hot-tag comes and Flair double-crosses Sting, it is like
poetry in motion. Crowd is shocked, fans are going there is no way this could
happen but damn, that was a good angle. Sting has 3 great talents to work with
now and I am sure the matches will be great like always, very happy with that
as at least, Sting has a stand alone feud now. Is it a bit repetitive and make
WCW look desperate? Possibly but I think it is the best thing for all involved
because anything without Hogan is going to be gold in my books.
No
Contest!
(Monster Truck
Sumo Match) Hulk Hogan vs The Giant
Hogan and
Giant are in giant monster trucks and both trucks are pushing one another, the
way to win is push the other outside of the enormous circle like a Sumo Match.
I am impressed by the customized Monster Trucks but that must have cost a
fortune, I wonder what the view is like for those inside the arena. It is a bit
difficult to describe in vivid detail considering how repetitive it is but they
are pushing one another back and forth, Giant continues to push Hogan’s truck
close to the edge multiple times. After a lot of Hogan almost losing, Hogan pushes
Giant out of the ring. Giant is not happy and decides to fight Hogan on the roof,
Hogan is backing up. Giant misses a clothesline, Giant chokes Hogan. Both are
on the roof of the building, Hogan shakes off Giant and murders him by having
him fall off the roof into the darkness below.
I like that
Hogan tried to catch a 500 pound man with one arm and seems distraught at the
fact that he has committed murder. Well it was an angle and it’s done, not sure
how it helps Giant to come back from the dead.
Winner:
Hulk Hogan over The Giant via Shove of Death!
Macho Man
Randy Savage vs Lex Luger
Savage breezed
past Zodiac in minutes while Luger struggled against Meng, advantage is in the
corner of Savage. Savage and Luger talk trash before Savage boots Luger in the ribs.
Luger explodes out of the corner with a clothesline, Luger stomps Savage in the
corner. Jimmy Hart is here, dressed in black. Savage is fighting back from his
knees, kicks to the ribs from Luger. Luger knees Savage to the floor, axe
handle from the apron by Luger. Savage sends Luger into the guardrail and steel
steps, Savage sends Luger into the guardrail again and again. Clothesline to
the back of the head, Savage went for a diving axe handle but Luger lands a huge
shot to the ribs. Jimmy Hart is on the apron, Savage whips Luger to the corner.
Luger kicks Savage and has a roll-up using the ropes but Jimmy Hart has the
referee distracted, Savage whips Luger into Jimmy Hart and Savage lands his
Diving Elbow Drop for the win.
Like the
match prior, it seems this is more of an angle than a match. It is often
forgotten how good Jimmy Hart was as a heel manager in Memphis so I am excited
to see what Jimmy Hart can do as a heel because the black suit and shades is
such a giveaway you just know it’s coming.
Winner:
Macho Man Randy Savage over Lex Luger via Diving Elbow Drop!
(WCW
World Heavyweight Championship Match) Hulk Hogan © vs The Giant W/ The
Taskmaster
Hogan is
here in an early version of his NWO gear, dressed in all black with his
lightning tights. Hogan is also clean-shaven and looks utterly bizarre. Hogan
looks upset, not happy to be here possibly at the idea that he murdered
someone. Hogan apologizes calling it an accident? Giant is here, not a scratch
on him and Hogan is utterly shocked, the greatest challenge Hogan has ever
faced. We really built up that cliff-hanger didn’t we?
Hogan rips a
black shirt to reveal another black shirt, classic. Hogan rips off his bandana
to showcase his darkside Hogan warpaint. Hogan lands right hand after right
hand but nothing is working to knock this man off his feet, Hogan wants the slam
but Giant is too big. Clotheslines and back-rakes, Irish whip and boot by
Giant. Massive elbow to the back of the neck, more axe handles and chops. Hogan
is choked in the corner, Hogan is staggering around the ring. Foot choke from
Giant, Hogan is trying to fight back but Giant continues to take down Hogan.
Giant lands a massive scoop slam, Giant takes a run-up and misses a leg-drop.
Hogan hulks up! Right hand after right hand, Giant meets the buckle. Make it
two, ten punches in the corner from Hogan. Hogan bites the head of Giant,
back-rake from The Hulkster. Hogan clotheslines Giant and sends him to the
floor, Sullivan and Giant talk strategy.
Hogan bangs
the heads of Giant and Sullivan, eye-poke by Hogan. Hogan runs into a choke but
an eye-rake saves Hogan again. Hogan bites the head but Giant rakes the eyes, back-breaker
by Giant. Two for Giant, Hogan reaches out the crowd. Bearhug from Giant, Hogan
escapes but gets slammed once more. Axe handles and a bearhug from Giant, Hogan
escapes but runs into a choke, Chokeslam from Giant! Crowd is reacting huge to
Giant! 1…2…. Hogan kicks out! Here comes the punches, the boot and Hogan calls
for the slam. Scoop slam! Hogan lands The Atomic Leg Drop! The referee is down
though, Jimmy Hart took out the referee but Hogan has no idea, Jimmy Hart nails
Hogan with the championship. Of course, Hogan no-sells this act of treason.
Giant has a bearhug and we have Luger and Savage here. Jimmy Hart takes down
Savage, Luger turns on Savage. The Yeti is here, Yeti and Giant bearhug the
fuck out of Hogan. Luger has Hogan in The Torture Rack! Luger racks Hogan! The
referee is just giving the championship to The Giant? Wait, where was the DQ?
Jimmy Hart hitting the referee makes Giant the winner? Ok fair enough.
For a first
match, you can’t go wrong with being carried by Hogan. Giant looks competent in
there apart from waiting there to be lifted for the scoop slam but yes, Giant
had the perfect dance partner for his first wrestling match and there was nobody
like him. Well, except for The Yeti who they bring out which is comical for
multiple reasons but I think the one that sticks out to me the most is how they
built up Giant as the son of Andre, this man who is referred to as Giant and in
his first match, you debut someone who is taller than a man who his whole shtick
is “Look at how big he is, he is literally named Giant”. Anyways, I always
thought Giant became champion in his first match but he loses by DQ here so I
guess that’s a Mandela Effect thing for me. Luger turning heel is a good call
because of the top heavy babyface land of WCW where Sting has to play
second-fiddle to Hogan & Savage. The Yeti is a ridiculous gimmick and WCW
in 1995 is very cheesy.
Winner: The
Giant over Hulk Hogan via DQ!
That was WCW’s
Halloween Havoc 1995, a whole lot of nothing at the end of the day. WCW has a
lot of big names coming into the company but the match quality and the overall
intrigue is quite low for me. We begin with DDP vs Badd, two wrestlers who work
well with one another and can garner attention from the crowd whether it be DDP’s
mistreatment of The Diamond Doll or Badd’s high-flying manoeuvres, they can
kick off a show and be a safe way to get the fans into the card. DDP losing the
championship so soon after winning it isn’t a great look for him or his push
but Badd has been handled so poorly despite his popularity and appeal that I am
in favour of Badd continuing with the championship. Things take a turn as we
have Savage running over Zodiac in no-time and Hawk does little to make the
world fall in love with Kurasawa, both matches were not worth the PPV price and
added nothing to the show or my enjoyment of the show.
Sabu vs Mr.
JL was a showcase for Sabu who would soon leave the company so not much to say
there, Sabu obviously didn’t get to do his most reckless acts that would become
his signature but they still worked a much faster pace than anyone on the card
with multiple dives and ranas giving us a glimpse of what the cruiserweight
division will be like in the coming year. Meng vs Luger is middle of the road,
nothing particularly interesting to note apart from Luger’s possible friendship
with The Taskmaster. The Horsemen tag match is a masterful manipulation of the
audience who fall hook, line and sinker for Flair and Sting working together.
Flair is back in The Horsemen and Sting has great opponents to keep him away
from this Hogan horseshite which makes me a happy man. We come to Luger vs
Savage which is an angle much like Hogan vs Giant in the sumo match before we
get to the main event which is a terrific first-outing for Giant and a standard
possibly uninspired Hogan performance that was typical in his WCW days. The
match is often remembered for the ridiculous end but I am more hurt with Giant
not winning the match despite all the turns and betrayal but The Dungeon of
Doom finally after months of being decimated have gotten one over on Hogan. I
would only recommend the show for The Horsemen vs Sting match. Thanks for
reading and remember: there’s always another night!
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